Chapter 209: I ...... will also pick up girls
"What are you going to do with this spirit beast?
Qin Wushang glanced at the spirit rabbit lying in the deep pit, and then turned his head to ask the angry Doudou.
"I'm not going to kill it, I'm just going to ravage it. It almost killed Lao Tzu, and lost the baby to me, I wanted to beat it up and get angry, who knew that this beast was as cunning as a fox, and I wasted half a year catching it......"
Speaking of this, Doudou looked extremely annoyed, and his right hand sucked in the air, and an extremely strong wind appeared in the air, sucking the spirit rabbit in the deep pit into the air.
grabbed the neck of the spirit rabbit with one hand, and thundered angrily: "Still not awake?"
The unconscious spirit rabbit soul trembled suddenly, and immediately woke up with convulsions, and when he wanted to be angry, he saw the angry eyes, and suddenly cracked the corners of his mouth.
"Big brother, was it cool just now?" the spirit rabbit bared his teeth and laughed, and his two drooping furry ears swished straight up.
"If you're not happy, beat me up again, and I promise you won't say anything!"
After speaking, he covered his mouth with his paws and folded them together.
Qin Wushang stood aside, pursed his lips and smiled.
Doudou rolled his eyes, his right paw pinched the spirit rabbit's neck slightly, and asked, "Let me ask you, what else will you do besides transformation?"
The sudden question made the spirit rabbit in the knot stage stunned for a long time.
I don't know what skills I know to ask myself...... What is the meaning?
Is it difficult to unload the mill and kill the donkey?
"Hey, what did Lao Tzu ask you?" Doudou shouted angrily, the spiritual power of his right claw surged, and he could pinch and explode the spirit rabbit with just a slight movement.
"Big brother, big brother, big brother, I heard, I heard ......"
The spirit rabbit immediately raised his paws in surrender, and stammered: "I will have a lot, I will transform into shape, and I will eat, I love carrots, green vegetables are also eaten, and ginseng is often eaten, but eating too much ginseng will make it uncomfortable......"
Seeing that Doudou was about to get angry again, Lingtu hurriedly blurted out, "I...... Don't don't, don't get angry, big brother, don't get angry, I don't mean the kind of spirit animals that courtship for mating, but the kind of bubble girls who cultivate the truth, the kind that belongs to human beings. ”
When the words fell, Doudou and Qin Wushang were stunned together.
What is this ability?
Seeing that his life might be saved, the Spirit Rabbit hurriedly turned his direction to Qin Wushang on the side, and it cleverly found that this floating and walking cultivator seemed to be the big man behind the scenes.
As long as Qin Wushang was tempted, its life could be saved.
After all, it still doesn't believe that any cultivator can still be calm after hearing that he can pick up girls.
The spirit rabbit raised his paws to the sky and swore to the sky, "This ...... Big brother, what I'm saying is true, I really know how to pick up girls! Don't look at me as not a human being, but just because I'm not a human being, I'm very proficient in the feelings and thoughts of you human cultivators. As long as you say which nun you have a crush on, under my guidance, I promise to make that nun fall in love with you...... I'm talking about falling in love with you, not the kind that likes you today and kicks you away tomorrow......"
"Nonsense! Cultivators' feelings are complex and changeable, and even we haven't figured it out ourselves, and a single rabbit can figure out the emotional problems that humans can't control? Hmph, if I believe you, I'll be an idiot!"
"I've handed it over to you, if you want to kill it, you have to do it yourself. ”
Qin Wushang floated out a sentence faintly, and the doudou on the side immediately understood the meaning of it cleverly, and his right paw grabbed the neck of the spirit rabbit, and there was a crisp click.
"Big brother, big brother, what I said is true, true, ahem...... I can swear by the way of heaven......"
The two furry ears on the spirit rabbit's head trembled so fast that they were so frightened that they even said the terrible oath of the Heavenly Dao Oath.
Hearing this, Doudou immediately let go of his claws, and let the spirit rabbit walk back from the ghost gate.
On the other side, the corners of Qin Wushang's mouth curled slightly, revealing a treacherous smile, finally believing that it would really be the so-called pickle girl.
Dou Dou smiled and said: "Dou Ye, I have been cultivating the real world for so many years, and I really haven't heard of any pickling techniques, let's talk about it, if you talk nonsense, Dou Ye and I can destroy your Yuan Shen with one palm!"
"Okay, okay!"
The white-haired spirit rabbit turned to the doudou, his ears drooped down at ninety degrees, and begged for mercy in a low voice: "Big brother, let it go first...... It's okay to let me down, I won't run, I definitely won't run. ”
After groaning for a while, his right paw loosened, and the spirit rabbit fell to the ground with a thud.
The spirit rabbit jumped up and down, loosened his muscles and bones, rubbed his neck again, and noticed that the two pairs of eyes were staring at him with murderous aura, and immediately raised his claws in surrender: "Say it right away, say it right away!"
"Before I say that, though, I'll ask Big Brother a question. ”
The white-haired spirit rabbit stared at Qin Wusuo with a pair of ruby eyes, and asked in a low voice, "If the eldest brother falls in love with a female cultivator and wants to form a cultivation partner with her, then, what will you do?"
Qin Wushang was stunned in surprise.
Just wanted to blurt out, but Qin Wushang found that this question was not easy to answer, paused, and said slightly: "If you just met...... I will have more contact with her first, care about her, and I will also send pill spirit stones or something, hinting at the other party a little bit. Then, if the time is right, express your love to her directly. ”
As soon as he spoke, Qin Wushang found that there was nothing wrong with the logic, so he nodded again to confirm his thoughts.
Doudou also nodded gently, as if ...... Most of the courtship steps between cultivators are like this.
Who knows......
The spirit rabbit with a pair of ruby eyes let out a long sigh and said, "Big brother, I'm sure you must not have courted a beautiful female cultivator!"
"You ......"
Qin Wushang was exhausted and wanted to refute, but the fist he had just raised was forced to be put down, and he swallowed the braggadocio stubbornly.
Of course he didn't woo the nuns!
Not once!
As for those methods, they were just patterns that he had observed and seen in others.
Lingtu cleverly observed Qin Wushang's reaction, and when he saw that he was not angry, he smiled and whispered, "Big brother, don't be angry." Listen to my summary over the years......"
"Okay, you can say it. ”
Qin Wushang nodded in agreement, and also calmed the anger in his heart.
Lingtu said in a low voice: "According to my summary, in the Great Cultivation Realm, the feelings between all cultivators are basically divided into three levels: third-rate feelings, second-rate feelings, and first-class feelings. Among them, third-rate feelings are obtained in a low voice; second-rate feelings are born over time; and first-class feelings are attracted by charm. ”
After a pause, he said: "Among the three ranks, the third-rate relationship is the worst, it can't stand the test of humanity and time, and it won't be long before it falls apart." But the choice is the most numerous.
You will find that most male cultivators grovel to lower their self-esteem and status in courtship, desperately trying to please and please the female cultivator they love and then please again, and then, the female cultivator seems to have suffered a big loss and aggrievedly agrees to form a Taoist couple with you.
But...... It won't be long before the contradictions escalate because of all kinds of frictional things, and then there will be all kinds of cold wars, rushes, and so on. ”
Lingtu deliberately paused, and when he saw that Qin Wusupreme was really frowning, he knew that this situation had reached his heart.
There is play.
This little fate was saved.
Next, as long as you continue to explain the emotional matters of the male and female monks in the cultivation realm, help him, and answer questions, you can live forever.
Even...... It's okay to blackmail him, too.