Chapter 34: I've Eaten
"Damn, what the hell is this?"
"Damn, why does it stink so much?"
"Your sister, why is it the same as the one that was fished out of the pit?!"
Several elders immediately endured their nausea, and they all frowned and scolded.
"Fellow disciples, please rest assured, the spirit gourd is this taste, the stronger the smell, the stronger the aura, don't believe me to taste it in public!"
After speaking, Zhang Song wiped the dirt on his face, put his finger directly into his mouth and sucked it, in order to be more convincing, he endured the stench, and pretended to have an expression full of enjoyment.
"I'm the next Ao, this old boy is too special to fool, right?!"
Seeing Zhang Song's movements and expressions, Shi Li wanted to gag.
"Is this really the taste of the spirit melon?!"
"Does this stink?"
"It's not usually stinky, why does it smell like?!"
For the second elder's explanation, many disciples in the audience were skeptical, even if they had never eaten the spirit melon, they had heard of it, and Zhang Song's spirit melon was not ordinary stinky.
"Second Elder, you're going too far! Bullying us for not knowing what? This is not the taste of a spirit gourd at all!"
After a while, an elder wiped the dirt on his face, endured the stench, and immediately said angrily: "Many years ago, the old man was fortunate to taste the spirit melon, the spirit melon was originally fragrant, and the smell of it was even more refreshing, but your spirit melon is ......."
"Elder Zhang, you can't say that, my spirit melon is this flavor, just now I and Lei'er and the others shared one, and it tastes exactly the same as this!"
Zhang Song insisted, he thought he was arguing with reason.
"Second Elder, you are too good at fooling, I have also eaten spirit melon, this is not the taste of spirit melon at all!"
A gray-haired elder adjacent to Elder Zhang was also not spared, and was also splashed with dirt, angry, and recalled that he had eaten the spirit melon he had eaten was also angry, "You smell so clearly...... It's clearly a ......"
Excrement?!
Zhang Song's expression froze, and he suddenly recalled the taste of the spirit gourd he had eaten before, as if he suddenly thought of something, wiped the dirt on his face again, and found that there were still undigested vegetable leaves in it.
"This is! I said why does it stink so much! Who the hell dares to do this!"
Zhang Song roared angrily, the corners of his mouth twitched wildly, his stomach turned over the river and the sea, and he immediately burped, no, it should be a burp, it stinks, but he can't vomit if he wants to.
As soon as Zhang Lei and a few followers heard Zhang Song's words, no matter how stupid they were, they figured it out, what they had eaten before was really, and they immediately retched, but like Zhang Song, they also wanted to vomit but couldn't.
Why can't I spit it out?
It's a very simple answer, after Zhang Song and the others ate the spirit gourd before, they were afraid of wasting it, so they immediately used their luck to refine the spirit gourd and together thoroughly, just kidding, I want to vomit at the moment, and it's almost the same to vomit blood.
"What? Is there in the spirit melon?"
"What did the second elder eat just now?"
"Needless to say, of course it's!"
"Zhang Lei, a few of them even shared one before?!"
"How many of them are so kind! they dare to eat!"
"Vomit ......"
Zhang Song actually put his fingers stained with into his mouth in full view, and the disciples under the stands frowned and were disgusted, and some female disciples were even more disgusted, and even retched directly.
"Hmph, I usually look at it like a baby, and I think it's such a good thing, what a spirit melon, the melon is almost the same!"
"I was envious of who could eat the spirit melon just now, and now whoever likes to eat it eats it!"
"Yes, whoever likes to eat should eat it!"
The crowd under the stands was like a fryer, gloating at Zhang Song, Zhang Lei and the others, laughing, the envy in their eyes had turned into happiness.
"How's it going? Surprised, surprised, not surprised? You actually ate one in advance, it tastes good, right?!"
Looking at Zhang Song, who was retching, Shi Li's heart was full of joy, "I dare to yin Lao Tzu, this time let you eat some and teach you a lesson!"
"Damn! this old boy is so cruel to himself, he even dares to eat!" Yi Dao couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth, his voice full of disgust.
"Second Elder, what's going on?"
Liu Shu'an frowned, looking at Zhang Song with a sullen face.
"Master, I don't know, I'll definitely find out about this matter!"
There was a glint in his long and narrow eyes, Zhang Song forcibly endured retching, and at this moment his face was pale, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching.
At the same time, Zhang Song's face was also hot and painful, and he originally wanted to use the spirit melon to pretend to be forced, and he also said in public that he had eaten an identical one, but he couldn't pretend to be forced, and now everyone knows that he has eaten shit.
Looking at Zhang Song's gloomy face, Shi Li muttered in his heart, "Looking at the old guy's appearance, I'm afraid I really won't let go of this matter easily." ”
"This old boy is dizzy, isn't he? How can he find out? How can he find out? Could it be that if he tastes, he will know who pulled it?"
Yi Dao hurt people without a dirty word, and then said, "If you don't say this kind of thing, I won't say it, and he can't find who did it if he is tired!"
"Second Elder, it's up to you how to deal with this matter. ”
Liu Chuian waved his hand a little impatiently, if he hadn't reacted quickly and made a body of, he would have been embarrassed in front of all the disciples, he really hoped that this matter would be turned over quickly, "Announce the start of the competition!"
Liu Chuian thought that in the future, he would never eat at the same table with people who had eaten, it was too disgusting.
Not daring to disobey the meaning of the willow hanging bank, Zhang Song let out a sigh of relief, forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, and gritted his teeth fiercely and announced, "The competition starts now!"
Zhang Song was so embarrassed that his face was skinless, and when he heard that he was angry, he announced the start of the competition, and the disciples in the audience were afraid of being angered, so they quieted down instantly.
"Young Master, you will definitely win!"
In the quiet crowd, Xiao Ling'er's pleasant voice sounded.
"This girl, isn't it adding to the chaos?" Shi Li frowned slightly, and the corners of his mouth hooked up a wry smile.
Sure enough, Xiao Ling'er's words were like small stones thrown into the calm lake, causing ripples in the crowd that had just returned to quiet, attracting everyone's sideways.
"Hey, a waste, don't be crippled, just want to win?"
"Waste is waste, and even the maids around me have a problem with their heads!"
"This little girl obviously thinks that the waste is not shameful enough, haha......"
The cynicism of everyone in her ears, Xiao Ling'er turned a deaf ear, even though Shi Li never explicitly said that he had resumed his cultivation, but the aura exuded by Shi Li's body was clearly that he had resumed his cultivation.
Shi Li's waste name has been around for a long time, and this temporary competition sect did not test the level cultivation of the disciples, but it was still divided according to the previous level of cultivation.
In the face of a waste that has long been identified in their hearts, everyone will definitely not be stingy with their cynicism.
At this moment, even if Shi Li told everyone that he had resumed his cultivation, I am afraid that no one would believe it, only that he was a fool and a dream, and that speaking with strength was completely better than all kinds of eloquence, so he naturally did not want to explain too much.
"You shit, just wait to die!"
Zhang Lei forcibly resisted retching and stared at Shi Li resentfully, although he didn't know that Shi Li had done the Linggua incident, he transferred his anger to Shi Li.