Chapter 61: Self-inflicted affection
Mo Yan went out with the support of Gao Fei and Wuyun, and Wumei hurriedly brought a bamboo chair for Mo Yan to sit down.
The three people on the ground are still struggling, originally with the skill of the great protector of the Miao Village, it is not difficult for a carp to bounce up, but she is too fat, so that her hands and feet are short, lined by a huge body, hands and feet can not touch the ground at all, there is no support of hands and feet, with how she struggles, it is just a part of dancing empty-handed.
The most miserable thing is the woodcutter and the old man who were pressed under her, although her fat flesh is very warm and soft, if she lies on her, it must be very comfortable, but it is not so uncomfortable to be pressed by her, and the two of them feel that their chests are so tight.
Fortunately, the old man's skills are not weak, he slowly came to his senses, took a sharp breath of true qi, and pushed her luck on the back of the great protector, her upper body was pushed up, and her feet naturally fell to the ground.
It was hard to hide his disbelief, and the fat eyes of the great protector swept over the faces of Wuyun, Gao Fei, Wumei, Mo Yan and others one by one, and finally stopped on Mo Yan's face.
"Is that you?" she asked.
"It's me!" Mo Yan replied.
"Impossible!" she shook her head.
"What's impossible?" Mo Yan asked.
"Looking at your appearance, it's only twenty miles away, it's impossible to have such profound skills. She said.
"It's true that I'm only twenty miles away, but it's impossible to have such skills, that's just your woman's opinion. Mo Yan said.
The squinting eyes of the Great Dharma Protector stared at Mo Yan for another while, and then nodded, as if approving, "However, I was caught off guard just now to be so easily knocked down by you." ”
"That's a coincidence, I just happened to use less than thirty percent of my strength, so whether you prevent it or not, the result is the same. Mo Yan said lightly.
The big protector laughed instead of being angry, and the sound of "haha" came from her fat and excessive throat, which was dull and weird, making people uncomfortable listening to it, and everyone couldn't help frowning.
The great protector was as happy as if she had picked up a treasure, and she couldn't stop laughing, and it was obviously inappropriate to say that she was laughing and trembling, but it could only be said that the fat body trembled so that people couldn't help but want to grab it and pinch it hard.
When the fat meat finally stopped shaking, Mo Yan slowly asked, "Is enough laughing?"
"Wonderful! Wonderful! It is exactly what the old lady wants, and the old lady is good about this mouthful. The Great Dharma Protector spoke to himself and did not answer.
What was this mouthful? None of them understood what she meant.
Seeing her ugly form, Wumei stared at Mo Yan with a pair of small eyes, and she was already unhappy, and said, "You fat woman is messing around, what do you want to do?"
The big protector didn't look at Wumei, looked at Mo Yan and said: "As the chief protector of the Miao throne, everyone in the Miao Palace knows that I have a hobby in my life, that is, men, handsome men, especially those with profound skills like you, it would be even better to be a virgin again." After speaking, she licked her lips, as if Mo Yan had been taken into her arms at the moment and could taste it freely.
"Shameless!" Ume's face turned crimson as she heard this, and she snorted hard on the ground.
"What's so shameless about this? Male and female love is a great joy in life, what do you little girl know! Oh, look at your jealousy, this kid is not your look, okay? If this is the case, the possibility of this kid being a virgin is not very high, a fly in the ointment! It's a pity! It's a pity! It's a pity!
Mo Yan was furious when he heard this, and he was a palace master of the Sun God Palace, and he was actually judged by an ugly monster, and was about to have a seizure, Wu Mei had already jumped up, opened his palms and slapped the big protector's face, and scolded on his mouth: "Nonsense! How could Mo Gongzi take a fancy to you, a fat pig!"
The fat body of the Great Dharma Protector seemed to be filled with gas, and it lightly dodged the stormy fan of Wumei. The lightness of her body was the same as the clumsiness of her lying on the ground. "Haha" smiled in her mouth: "The little girl is jealous, it seems that this kid is really good! It's just that it's useless for you to be jealous, don't look at you like a flower, in fact, it's just a vase, it's useless, and you don't deserve to be my apprentice when it comes to making men happy in bed." I'll bet that kid will never be interested in you again if he gets his hands on me once. ”
Although Wumei has not yet experienced the love between men and women, she is already a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl after all, and she seems to understand the things between men and women that the great protector said, so she can't help but stomp her feet in shame, and said coquettishly: "Tian shameless dead mother-in-law, see that I don't tear your fat pig's mouth!" After speaking, he attacked her again.
"Meimei, come back!" Mo Yan saw that the great Dharma protector skill was far superior to Wumei, and if he continued to fight, Wumei would not only not take advantage of it, but also might suffer a loss, and he would be really annoyed by this woman again, and he wanted to give her some color to see, and he didn't want to offend her too much, so that he had a grudge with King Miao.
"It's so affectionate!" said the Great Dharma Protector sourly.
Wumei didn't expect Mo Yan to suddenly call herself so affectionately, her heart was hot, she obediently obeyed, and stepped back as she said, but where was the big protector willing to allow her to retreat, her body rushed forward, and her two palms slapped directly at Wumei's chest.
Wumei saw her hippie smile before, dodging and dodging, only to say that she was bent on Mo Yan and had no intention of fighting, so she didn't care, but she suddenly became difficult, and Wumei had to wave her palms to meet the two palms that caught her in a panic.
When the big protector saw it, she smiled darkly, she knew that if she couldn't help but take her two palms with all her strength, she would be seriously injured if she didn't die, and she couldn't help but be secretly happy. Since she fell in love with Mo Yan, she regarded Wumei as a rival in love, and naturally wanted to put Wumei to death as soon as possible.
Since ancient times, rivals in love have been incompatible, but she is not even qualified to be a rival in love, everything is purely her imagination.
Everyone who is a bystander can naturally see the disparity between Wumei and the great Dharma protector skills, and they all know the consequences if these two palms are opposed. Wuyun loved her daughter very much, and first cried out: "Mei'er, don't!"
Gao Fei loved Ume in his heart, how could he watch the woman he loved get hurt? Although he understood that Ume didn't love him, who really loved someone more? He had only one thought in his heart: to protect her!
Goofy leaped forward, ready to block the two palms for Ume before she did.
But all of this, to narrate, needs to be said slowly, in fact, what happened was a lightning thing, and at the moment when the high leap rose, Wumei had already slapped the great protector into a solid palm.
The kite with a broken string flew out!
This outcome was expected for a long time.
It's just that I didn't expect that it was the great protector of Miao Village who flew out!
Goofy's face was stunned!
The most stunned and even frightened was the great protector, she couldn't understand why Wumei's palm suddenly gushed out a steady stream of overwhelming power, and her all-out palm was shocked back like this, shaking her chest for a while, and she couldn't help it anymore, someone spurted out a mouthful of blood in the air and fell straight down......
On Wuyun's face, the previous nervousness had long been swept away, and he could see clearly when he stood behind Wumei: one of Mo Yan's palms was attached to Wumei's vest......