Chapter 3: You and I Are Stupid

It's a special legend again! Jiuyong really wants to smash the table and stool!

According to the old man, the characteristics of the Wenbo fish are that it has a smart body, a strong natural perception, and is extremely sensitive to abnormal fluctuations in the water. And because the speed is extremely fast, it is very difficult to catch, so if you only rely on your body, there are really few people in the world who can help it.

The cultivators in this world all regard catching the Wenbo fish as a symbol of the strong, which represents a person's potential and strength!

If you are like the protagonist in the novel, you will be like the old man's wishes, and honestly go to the lake to catch fish. Then, according to the characteristics of the Wenbo fish, he practiced a unique exercise in the world, and in that cloud, overlooking all living beings.

However, he didn't have a clue in his head at all, or he didn't have the brain to create a unique exercise.

Old man, old man!

Jiuyong woke up in an instant, raised his head and stared at the old man, he forgot the most crucial person!

"Old man, I'm sun, you're spicy!"

In a hurry, Jiu Courage was bloody, and without saying a word, he grabbed a stool and rushed towards the old man, preparing to smash a stool into the old man's face!

"What are you yelling about, do you have an opinion on the old man, or do you want to demolish the thatched hut, don't you want to live?!"

After throwing Jiu Yong out of the hut, the old man patted his clothes and stared at Jiu Yong with an unkind expression.

"How can I be, I'm not excited, I don't pay attention to proportion. ”

Just now, his own blood and blood have made him lose his senses. After being thrown out of the hut by the old man, Jiu Yong immediately calmed down, and he couldn't help but coax him under the fence! He definitely couldn't beat the old man, at this moment, in order to confirm his thoughts, Jiu Yong had to flatter the other party with a hippie smile, and at the same time warned himself that he must not anger the old man in the future, otherwise he would be accidentally driven away, and he might not be able to survive in this barren mountain and wilderness!

"I'm really damned, I've been living with you for almost half a year, old man. But I don't know where your home is, what your old name is, how old you are......"

Jiu Yong kept slapping himself in the face, and at the same time peeked at the old man's expression with his eyes, trying to see a clue.

"Do you know to ask me? The old man thought you didn't even bother to see my old man. I don't remember how old I am, but where is my old man's house?

The old man first ridiculed Jiu Yong, but the answer was not leaky, and he pointed out the thatched hut to him arrogantly, telling him that this was his home!

But the old man's eyes clearly revealed: Act, continue to act!

Looking at the old man's eyes like this, Jiu Yong felt like a naked woman standing in front of each other without any secrets. This made him hurt for a while, even if he was faking it, this slap was in vain.

"it!"

For today's plan, Jiu Yong can only continue to act, while the old man is not paying attention, Jiu Yong suddenly pointed to the sky, shouted, but his eyes were staring at the old man. It turned out to be embarrassing to find that the old man was also staring at him.

"What do you mean, Your Excellency?"

The old man suddenly asked in a cold voice, staring at Jiu Yong with an unkind expression.

Seeing that the old man even changed his name, it seemed that he was really moved and angry. Jiu Yong swallowed his saliva without confidence, but at this moment, in order to confirm the bold idea in his heart, Jiu Yong could only let go, his neck was horizontal, and the jar was broken.

"Hmph! What do I mean, I want to ask you if you are the embodiment of the author! What is the purpose of getting me to this shitty place! Get me back on horseback, I haven't married a daughter-in-law yet!"

Jiu Yong was about to continue, but found that the old man was already standing in front of him, his hand on his forehead.

"Could it be that you've been in the water for a long time and you're stupid?"

Saying that, he was also going to give Jiu Yong a pulse, which really made Jiu Yong feel a chill, and he took advantage of the situation to knock off the old man's outstretched hand.

"Don't you want to fool around like this!"

"Why did the old man fool you little doll?"

This made the old man a little confused, and I don't know if this kid really soaked in the water for too long and was stupid, or if he was crazy and started talking nonsense again!

Looking at the old man like this, Jiu Yong felt like a punch on the cotton, not to mention how uncomfortable it was, but there was no turning back from the bow, he had to figure things out.

"If you're not the author, and you're not profitable on me, I really can't figure out why you're so good to me, old man?"

"Didn't you say that you want to be a grandson for the old man? Grandpa needs a reason to be good to his grandson? Come, grandson, call grandpa!"

The old man took advantage of the situation to rub Jiu Yong's head, and he didn't forget to pat it!

“......”

The old man's gag had already disrupted Jiuyong's rhythm, but there was nothing he could do. Let him have a thousand schemes, and the old man only needs one trick or two to dial a thousand catties. The original goal was to be achieved, but I didn't know that the old man had taken me to that pit.

If the old man is not the author, then he does not know what happened to him at all, and he will not be able to help him in any way. He trusted the old man very much, but subconsciously, every traverser kept this secret, so he subconsciously chose to do so.

This kind of thinking is very harmful, and he doesn't plan to play according to the routine.

"I'll tell you a very serious matter, old man!"

"Say!"

“......”

"Actually, I'm a time-traveler, you know, a time-traveler? I'm originally from another world, but I died unexpectedly, and I didn't know how to come here after waking up. Also, in the world I originally lived in, no one could practice, not even Qi refining. It's all about high technology, do you know how high technology, and airplanes are the words I just fooled you about, that is, a big iron bird, which you can understand as a high-level magic weapon, and people who don't need to have mana can fly with dozens or hundreds of mortals in the sky. There are also many powerful weapons, which also do not need to be controlled by people with mana, such as a weapon called Gatling, which is blue and fire-ridden......, and it is a da- You can kill a lot of mortals in an instant!"

Jiu Yong made up his mind to have a showdown with the other party, and the more he talked, the more excited he became, his hands kept gesturing, sorting out his thoughts, and organizing language attempts to make the other party understand.

"And the world where I came from is in this universe, above the sky above your head. Although I don't know many constellations, I have really carefully checked the stars in the sky, and none of them are familiar to me, so if I guess correctly, the world I live in is far, far away from here, so I told you that my hometown can never go back!"

Almost finished, Jiu Yong swallowed his saliva and stopped and looked up at the old man, he wanted to see the other party's reaction, but he was worried that the other party would not be able to understand what he wanted to express and take him for a fool.

Seeing the old man staring at him for a long time, as if he wanted to see a flower on his face, his mouth opened and closed several times, and finally he hesitated again and again before saying: "You can tell the old man these secrets, proving that you believe the old man from the bottom of your heart, and the old man is very pleased." In fact, the old man also has something he wants to tell you, but he doesn't know how to speak, so he hasn't told you. Now you can tell the old man your biggest secret, so the old man doesn't hide it. ”

"What's the matter?!"

Jiu Yong's hands trembled a little, staring at each other uneasily, he had never been so nervous, was the truth about to be revealed?

"Actually, I'm also a time-traveler, do you believe it?"

“......”

"Don't believe it!"

Jiu Yong rolled his eyes, his head shook like a rattle, and the old man said this to him so frankly, which made him deeply suspicious.

The old man paused, then continued.

"To tell the truth, the old man is also a traverser, and there is not only an old man in this world, we also have an organization called "Wentian". In order to fly to the immortals, go and ask the thief God, why did we come here. As the saying goes, the old father is like a crying baby, and he misses where to complain for ten thousand days. I can understand your feelings, so you should hurry up your cultivation and point at the thief's nose to question him for that once flying immortal!"

Looking at where the old man was talking in a serious manner, Jiu Yong was stunned by what the old man said, and immediately reacted.

"Are you stupid?"

"Then you are stupid to me? Why don't you go to heaven? Honestly catch fish for the old man!"

After that, the old man caught Jiu Yong easily, and unceremoniously threw him directly into the lake and walked away.

In the end, this farce can only be over.

As for catching fish, looking at the old man who was far away, Jiu Yong had a bad idea at the moment.

You're also a traverser, aren't you? You still want to ask the heavens, right? You still want me to catch fish, right? In that case, I'll drain this lake, I'm a sword, it's fish, what can you do with me?

Thinking of doing it, Jiuyong immediately found tools to excavate.

"Fish, fish, if you have self-knowledge, you can honestly jump out and let me catch and eat, otherwise when I dry this lake, I will catch it all and leave nothing. Do you know what it's called? It's called a desperate household! A few dead or a group of dead, you can choose for yourself!"

Jiu Yong's eyebrows fluttered and he was talking to himself there, not caring if Wen Boyu could hear it or not, and he could understand it. They were so focused on digging a ditch to release the water that they didn't notice when the old man turned back and stood behind him.

"What are you doing here?"

The old man's voice came from behind him, and Jiu Yong was not surprised, after living together for so long, the old man always appeared behind him like a ghost from time to time, and then scared him with a negative sound, he had long been used to it.

"Catch fish for you to eat!"

"Do you think you're doing the right thing?"

The voice behind him floated coldly.

Jiu Yong replied without looking back: "Right and wrong are relative! Even the stupidest method! As long as I can catch a fish, it is right for me! We must learn to look beyond the appearance and see the result!"

Jiu Yong, who wanted to continue, finally got the old man kicking him into the lake again.

Staying quietly in the lake confirmed that the old man really wanted him to achieve something by smelling the waves. However, he has always been unwilling, and he still has a lot of things that he has not had time to achieve! He is unwilling to say goodbye to his relatives and leave like that. He believes that whoever encounters such a thing will be as unwilling as he is.

Jiu Yong clenched his fists and pounded the lake hard to vent.

"The old man doesn't know why you are unwilling, and I don't want to know. But the old man understands one thing, if anyone makes the old man unhappy, the old man wants to show him and make him even more unhappy, even if it is God!"

Looking at Jiu Yong, who was beating the lake and venting his frustration, the old man opened his mouth to persuade.

However, the old man's kindness did not have a good effect, after all, it is difficult to understand the psychological feelings of the person concerned if he has not experienced many things himself. Persuasion can only be done with half the effort.

"That's a nice thing to say, God really makes you unhappy, what else can you do?

Although he knew that the old man was kind enough to persuade him, Jiu Yong was always extremely unhappy!

"If God really exists, why don't you dare to bite him? Old man, I just want to pierce this day, what can it do to !!me?"

The old man's words roared like a lion roar in a TV series that pointed to the deepest part of his heart!

You roar loudly, and I am not disturbed in the slightest;

I'm provocative, I'd rather die than give in!

You hit me, but I still stand;

I'm invulnerable, King Kong is not bad, shoot!

If you have the guts, go crazy and let the sticks and stones break my bones!

I'd rather die than give in, I'm as strong as a rock!

Your attack can't torment me, I'm fearless!

......

(I stayed up late until more than three o'clock in the morning to go to bed, got up late, and collapsed.) )