Chapter Seventy-Eight: Dog, Please
Hearing about the human demon, the evil master knew what kind of existence he was targeting, and then the three hands next to him said: "Ah! Doesn't that mean that these treasure maps are all fake?"
When Amai heard this, he immediately said angrily: "Nonsense, of course it's fake." Because the human demon was discovered by the ancestor in time and subdued him with a silver sword. Treasure map? Is there such a cheap thing in the world?"
If it weren't for these people to release the human demons, where would they be so troublesome, they need to track the human demons for thousands of miles, these people are really greedy.
"He, he just calculated that he had this calamity, and before he was sealed, he went here to distribute these treasure maps and lure people to release him. When Qingping heard this, he immediately felt that this demon was not easy to deal with, and it seemed that he was also proficient in the art of heavenly machine calculation.
On Ah Mai's side, although he was very unhappy with these people, he still took out a few bells from his bag and handed them to the three of them, having received Taoist education since he was a child.
Spear Jian stood up and said, "The three of you hang this bell on your body first, the three of you are the same as that human demon, you were born in the middle of the day, and he will definitely come to you." When the demon approaches you, the bell will ring automatically. ”
Then he took out the silver sword and said: "Only this sword can kill that demon, so ......" After finishing speaking, he hurriedly stepped forward to stop the evil master from wanting to eat raw eggs.
Qingping also looked at Mao Jian curiously, not knowing what was wrong with him.
Spear Jian snatched the egg from the evil master's hand and said, "I hope you don't kill in front of me!"
When the evil master saw that the eggs were robbed, he was vicious and said loudly: "I killed the life, and you didn't kill the life." ”
Seeing this, Qingping frowned, how can you say that Mao Jian also saved your life, so I don't know what to do, I really don't want to be a son of man. But after all, it's none of his business, and Qingping didn't say much.
Ah Mai said beside him: "My master Ninth Uncle is all based on the release of life to increase his life, and he is still tender when he lives to be more than 280 years old!" It seems that Ah Mai is still very proud of his master.
After hearing this, the three evil masters exclaimed, "Ah! more than two hundred and eighty years old?" and their tones were full of disbelief.
Qingping was also very surprised, more than 280 years old, didn't he live from the founding of the Qing Dynasty to the present, and suddenly he didn't dare to underestimate the spear.
On the side, Amai continued: "Yes, don't underestimate this egg, release it! It can increase the life expectancy by three or four days. ”
"Wow! Then he can release a thousand-year-old turtle egg. Three hands sighed.
"That's right, but let my master step on the thousand-year-old turtle egg, and it will be over soon. "Amai actually exposed his master's biggest weakness.
Mao Jian immediately said nervously: "Nonsense!" Then he turned his head and changed the topic: "Now that human demon still has no vitality, but it is unimaginable for him to absorb Agui's lifespan." ”
Amai immediately said, "So, we must intercept him before he returns to the lair." ”
The three of them asked in unison, "How do you intercept it?"
Spear Jian pondered for a moment, "There is, find that dog Wang Lun." ”
Qingping didn't object, although he had many ways to track down that human demon, but it was good to see these strange people and strange things, so they went to find the so-called dog Wang Lun together.
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After walking for two hours, they came to a dog park, where there were dogs, poodles, sheepdogs, dalmatians, blackbacks...... Sure enough, he deserves to be the king of dogs.
Mao Jian looked out the window into the house, saw the back of a man dressed in white, and shouted happily: "Dog Wang Lun, hey, hey" Dog Wang Lun turned around and shouted very happily: "Spear Jian." Hey, hey, hey."
Then Mao Jian led everyone into the house, and saw an old man about fifty years old, with a clear face, holding a wine bottle and greeting Mao Jian warmly: "Why are you so free to come and see me?"
Mao Jian saw the wine bottle in Dog Wang Lun's hand and laughed: "Drink so much foreign water, be careful of kidney loss!"
Dog Wang Lun said disapprerovingly: "It's almost the same if you don't drink it!" After all, it's more than fifty people, and it is estimated that it won't be needed anyway.
The two of them laughed, and then said with a straight face: "Dude, I have something to ask you for help." ”
Dog Wang Lun immediately said: "Okay! Come and talk." It seems that the two have a good relationship, and they agreed without asking anything.
Mao Jian put down the wine bottle in his hand, and then went over with Qingping, and after the past, he first introduced Qingping, and then told Dog Wang Lun and the plate, and also expressed the intention of wanting to borrow a dog from Dog Wang Lun.
The three hands on the other side saw some yellow liquid in the beaker on the table, thinking that it was the foreign gas and water that Mao Jian said just now. Curious, he picked it up and looked at it, and said in an affirmative tone: "I'm sure it's soda." After saying that, he handed it to his lips, intending to give it a try.
When the evil master saw it, he immediately said fiercely: "Hey, how old the are you?" and then glared at the three hands, and sure enough, he didn't lose the evil master.
The three hands hurriedly handed the beaker to the evil master with a smile, and muttered in their mouths: "You drink first, you drink first..."
The evil master spit out the toothpick in his mouth and drank a sip of the yellow liquid in the beaker, but it squirted out, and his face was very ugly.
The three hands hurriedly asked, "How is it? Does it taste good?"
The evil master looked ugly and said, "It's so choking!"
The three hands immediately took the beaker in their hands, and said, "Let me taste it!" and then impatiently took a sip of it, swallowed it and said, "Enough choking, on the throat." Then he handed the beaker to Amai.
Ah Mai also took a sip curiously, and suddenly his face was very ugly and he stuck out his tongue, and the leopard girl next to him couldn't stand it, so she snatched it and said disdainfully: "Oh, there's no manhood!" After speaking, he drank the remaining liquid in the beaker.
Amai looked at it very much, but the leopard girl put on a no-big deal and snorted coldly.
At this time, Dog Wang Lun, who had finished talking to Mao Jian and Qingping, turned his head and looked at it, and immediately said in surprise: "I haven't tested that cup of dog urine yet!"
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Dog Wang Lun sighed, shook his head and said to Mao Jian: "Let's go, I'll take you to find the dog." Then he went straight out, and Mao Jian and Qingping hurriedly followed.
"It's called polka dots, and it's only used for hunting. Dog Wang Lun introduced a Dalmatian to Spear Jian, and Spear Jian shook his head, not to his liking.
Dog Wang Lun changed another one and said: "This kind of dog is called a boxer dog, an ordinary dog, and eight out of ten can't get close to it." Mao Jian still shook his head and said, "No, no." ”
Dog Wang Lun finally pointed to a dog barking viciously and said: "This kind of name is Du Baiwen, fierce and vicious, and it is the most suitable to guard the door." ”
Mao Jian said helplessly: "It's still not possible, I don't want these, I want one with a keen sense of smell." ”
Dog Wang Lun thought for a while and said: "Yes, there is a big nose and a sensitive sense of smell, but it is just a love of complaining." As he spoke, he took Spear Jian and Qingping to a room.
Mao Jian saw a black-backed German pastor, with a strong and majestic body, and nodded with satisfaction: "Okay, that's it." ”
But Dog Wang Lun said with a regretful face: "I don't think it can help you, I was caught and raped in bed by a male dog yesterday and was lame." With that, he lifted the blanket covering the dog god, revealing two feet wrapped in gauze.
Ah Mai, who had already vomited, just walked in and heard this, and said helplessly: "Master, how can it help us track down people and demons with its virtue?"
Spear Jian took the folding fan in his hand and said: "Don't be afraid, I still have a trick, the dog." ”
When Qingping heard this, he looked at the spear Jian curiously, this dog had never heard of it. (To be continued)