Chapter 7: "Little Taoist City Getaway" (Destruction Version 3)

Due to IQ problems, Chong Xuan was easily fooled by Fang Guiyuan to the suburbs.

It is a good place to live with beautiful mountains and rivers, and it is a place where there are few people and it is easy to kill!

But how could Fang Guiyuan, who is a law-abiding and good citizen in the new century, do this? At most, he will be abolished!

Of course, all of the above is a joke.

As a cultivator, how can he play tricks on people at every turn? Everyone has their own way of living, and what kind of life they live is their own business, if they casually encounter a brain-disabled and mentally retarded person, they feel unhappy and want to anal him, Fang Guiyuan will be a vain cultivator!

So to put it mildly, Fang Guiyuan felt bored and learned to "play the world" with others, and his cultivation should also pay attention to the combination of work and rest.

Walking on the suburban road together, the unexpected cool breeze rolled up the ends of Fang Guiyuan's hair.

Chong Xuan got close to him, and accidentally swept the hair to his cheeks, and brought an inexplicable fragrance, which couldn't help but make him fascinated and his thoughts fly.

Fang Guiyuan: The shampoo made of Jintao Mountain Spring Water is effective and smelly, and I really bring salt to it!

Chen Jiu looked at the scene in the round mirror, couldn't help pouting, and his eyes were slanted and he didn't look at it anymore, for fear that he would be disgusted and not be able to drink.

"I didn't expect Miss Fang's family to live in such a beautiful place, it is really outstanding, and the scenery is so beautiful!" Chong Xuan stood facing Fang Guiyuan, his robe swept slightly, and said with a smile.

A thick air of pretense came to his face.

Fang Guiyuan smiled shyly, "My family is in the real estate business, and I have a little spare money. I also hope that the Taoist will be high and bright, don't dislike us!"

"Where will it be?" Chong Xuan looked at him deeply, his eyes full of watery tenderness.

Fang Guiyuan smiled but did not speak.

Chen Jiu, who watched the live broadcast, also smiled and said nothing.

"Lao Chen, are you seeing the beautiful people in this suburb?"

"This place must be good," Chen Jiu said with a sigh...... "The clouds cover the top, and the smoke is misty, like a fairyland." Although this mountain is not high, and although this tree has only been transplanted for a few years, how can it be bad for the poor road to sit here?"

"Tsk, you're so shameless. โ€

"Where and where, I still need to learn from you. โ€

Fang Guiyuan flickered the protagonist all the way, and followed the sound of Chen Jiu all the way to praise each other, and swayed to the hill where they landed.

To tell the truth, the hills in this place are really not high, and it is considered to give it face to say that the hills are all considered to give it face, at most it is a bag of dirt.

And on top of this delicate earthen bag, there is a magnificent oriental manor standing on it.

Don't be afraid to collapse the foundation!

General Zhang, a great poet of the Republic of China, has a poem: "From a distance, Mount Tai is black, thin on the top and thick on the bottom." If Mount Tai is turned upside down, the bottom is thin and the top is thick. โ€

The last two sentences are definitely a portrayal of this strange combination of the hill and the manor at this moment.

Looking at Chong Xu's silent expression or pretending to be forced, he obviously didn't notice anything wrong with such a match, and Fang Guiyuan also felt very helpless.

Don't you know how to read feng shui?!

"Lao Chen, this style of painting is different from the one just now. "Are you giving me a challenge to an anti-science building like this?

No, why should I, as a monk, talk about science, it's really a sin......

"What's the matter? After you left, I changed to another house, thousands of square meters, are you surprised?"

"Not bad, yes, so that I can reflect my identity as a rich second generation. Fang Guiyuan was stunned, and Chuanyin went back to express his satisfaction.

"I also think it's good, so that I can reflect my identity as a rich second-generation father nouveau riche. Chen Jiu was also satisfied, and took advantage of Fang Guiyuan by the way.

"Hehehehe......" Fang Guiyuan sneered disdainfully.

There are three thousand waves in my heart, which is not as long as a moment in the world.

By the time the two guys went from to tearing, it was less than a minute outside.

Chong Xuan looked at the atmospheric manor on the hill with admiration, and couldn't help but say to the other party: "It's really beautiful, I didn't expect Miss Fang's family to be so rich and build such a paradise in the suburbs." โ€

"The adjective is used incorrectly, it seems that the protagonist is not highly educated!" Chen Jiu took the lead in armistice and transferred the artillery fire to Chong Xu.

"It's not weird, it's not weird!" Fang Guiyuan said he didn't care.

"Where, where are people outside the Taoist Chief, where will they take a fancy to these foreign objects, don't dislike the smell of copper on my body!" Fang Guiyuan turned around and said to Chong Xuan with a shy face.

"Why do you say this!" Chong Xuan suddenly said to Fang Guiyuan very sternly, "How can people look down on people if they earn money with their own ability? People in the world just have too many unbalanced mentality, and when they see someone better than themselves, they have to be jealous and maliciously guess, so they will have today's situation in the world! Miss rest assured, Poor Dao will naturally not be like others!"

Fang Guiyuan looked at him with emotion.

Chen Jiu was also moved to retch a few times behind the scenes.

If Fang Guiyuan admires this protagonist the most, it is his powerful double standard.

I still remember that there was a paragraph written earlier that a rich man begged his grandfather to sue his grandmother and hugged the thigh of one of Chongxu's confidantes, and then after the powerful pillow wind offensive of his confidantes, Chongxu was moved and made him willing to help the rich man solve the problem of being entangled by evil ghosts.

As a result, when Chongxu was picked up by a luxury convoy sent by a wealthy man to his huge villa in the center of the city, Chongxu felt that he was greatly shocked.

In my heart, I despise ten thousand rich people like the rich, and I express my strong disdain for the rich people who are full of the smell of copper coins all over their bodies as outsiders. also pretended to be reluctant to solve the problem for the rich, and afterwards took it for granted to receive 20 million thanks......

In other words, the rich man also started with real estate, but as a background board that sets off the noble morality of the protagonist, he must be a pure scumbag_ยง:ะ—)))"โˆ )_.

While climbing up the hill, Fang Guiyuan was still carrying out the action of "vomiting as fast" in his heart.

To say that the book "Little Taoist City Getaway" makes Fang Guiyuan unpleasant, in addition to the hard IQ of the characters in the novel, there are also settings in some places that are really sad.

For example, let's set up a stall.

The protagonist, as a young man who has just walked out of the mountains, is of course very innocent and innocent according to the teacher's teachings, and wants to find a place to set up a stall to tell fortunes for people and earn money for himself by the way (at this time, why don't you look for it on the Internet (โ–ผ dish โ–ผ #)?).

In this process, the protagonist of course got what he wanted, and by the way, he got to know his true love No. 1 delicate girl and true love No. 2 hot policewoman.

Then he changed his position with fame, and went from a small city to a big city, where he got to know the beautiful president of True Love No. 3 Iceberg and the melancholy wealthy lady, as well as the beautiful widow who was deeply involved in family tragedy......

It's really a good kidney, a good kidney...... You must know that Fang Guiyuan didn't dare to play like this at Chongxu's age.

Although Fang Guiyuan is a little more tender than Chong.

Of course, the above complaints are not the point.

The point is that no one cares! No one can care about Guan Chongxu's irresponsible behavior of setting up stalls everywhere? Do you remember that in the previous chapter, Fang Guiyuan fooled him and followed him, and the stalls were all directly ignored as scrap?

Where were the city managers who swept away my thousands of miles of rivers and mountains back then? Where are the police uncles who were in charge of religious affairs?

At first, it was a last resort, but later when there were conditions, the Taoist leader Chongxu also set up a stall with the reason of "traveling the avenue of the world and observing the reactions of all living beings......

is still setting up a stall in the imperial capital......

At the feet of the Son of Heaven, the combat effectiveness of the city managers has doubled, right?

You don't see that even in the past, in order to show respect for the human emperor, monks like Fang Guiyuan would not cause trouble when they arrived in the capital.

Besides, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, the law is strict, how can the patrolling people allow people to set up stalls anywhere?

No matter how powerful the Chongxu Dao Chang is, he can't outrun other people's exclusive motorcycles, isn't it......

Or do you like to run towards the sunset and pursue your lost youth?

However, Fang Guiyuan thought about it carefully, this stall is still a bit useful, after all, it is much more convenient to pick up girls, and there are many dignitaries and nobles who have brains to come to the small stall to tell fortunes......

It is precisely because of the help of those dignitaries and dignitaries that the head of Chongxu Dao has not been imprisoned in the bureau so far......

Alas~

Not much to say, Fang Guiyuan's mental activities were still done very quickly, and when the complaining was over, they also happened to walk to the gate of the manor.

The time card is just right!

Fang Guiyuan first smiled embarrassedly at Chong Xu, and waited until Chong Xu gave him a "toothy smile" before patting the door a few times.

The door was quickly and silently opened, and a large man with thick black hair was standing in front of it.

With Fang Guiyuan's eyesight, of course, he could see that this was a puppet that had changed.

Well...... Chen Jiu made such a big move because he wanted to make a big wave! Fang Guiyuan secretly raised his vigilance.

"Miss, are you back?" said the big man with a straight look, not even giving a look to the person next to him.

Chong Xuan saw that he was so rude to him, and his heart immediately burst into anger, but he thought that he would have to behave in front of Miss Fang and Master Fang later, so he had to suppress it first and wait for it to be sent later.

Fang Guiyuan put on an unreasonable posture of the rich second generation, and directly bypassed the big man without replying, and walked all the way to the hall with Chongxu.

At this time, the old wine was already there to prepare and wait for their arrival.