On the third day of the college entrance examination, I wish the students success and the koi dragon!

jokingly:

Give you a special name, and hear it clearly, ask why you don't stop with the fart?

Make people laugh, make you jump, don't be surprised. A big star in the fairy world with the fart bug.

——The little word joke "Seeing Joy".

The red silk cactus was slapped out, the situation was very urgent at that time, the dervishes were driving the black bowl, where else could they escape?

I saw that under the blue sky and white clouds, the shadow of the sun was dark, and when the big handprint was about to be photographed, he suddenly turned his palm into a claw and grabbed it directly!

The dervish monk and the instrument spirit Ami had a common mind, and under the urging of the mind, the black bowl suddenly shrunk, as small as a fine dust, but it sank suddenly, and jumped in reverse, and hit the red silk fairy!

The red silk fairy shouted, "It's a good time!" The left hand came out again, and the palms were closed as if sealed, just like a fish in the water! Unexpectedly, the dervishes monk controlled the black bowl, and sank again, breaking out of the range of the cactus palms on the red silk, but jumped under his crotch!

The red silk fairy was furious, and scolded in his mouth: "Stinky and shameless!

The red silk fairy scolded in his mouth, but his body turned around in a hurry, and when he raised his eyes to look again, he saw that the black bowl was going down the road again, and it was far away in an instant!

The red silk fairy was not angry, and chased after it again, but unfortunately, the distance between the two sides was stretched to eighty or ninety zhang away!

The red silk fairy scolded angrily: "Monk, thief monk, where did you get my junior sister, how could my junior sister's magic weapon be in your hands?"

When the dervishes heard this, he was very surprised, and replied in a loud voice: "It's really strange! When has the old man seen your junior sister? I can't tell, I don't know if your junior sister is a man or a woman!"

When the red silk fairy heard this, he was even more furious, and scolded: "Stinky and shameless monk! Thief monk! Your junior sister is a man! The little nuns in your temple are all men! Pestering you thief monk!"

The dervishes was overjoyed: "Ahh

When the red silk fairy heard this, he was even more furious, and scolded again: "Thief monk, the old man caught you today, not only did he want you to hand over my junior sister, but also took your little broken bowl and killed you!"

"Hahahaha!" The dervishes laughed and said, "What's the matter, the poor dagger has appeared, right? You want to take the old man's bowl and beg for food? If you have the ability, you can catch up and catch me? If you can't catch up, don't talk wildly!"

When the red silk fairy heard this, he said hatefully: "Thief monk! You listen to the old man! I can't catch you for a day, the old man can't catch you for a day! I can't catch you for a year, and the old man chases you for a year! Hmph! Even if you chase him for ten years, a hundred years and a thousand years, the old man will never let you go!"

When the dervish monk heard this, he secretly said in his heart: "Obediently, this red silk fairy is actually more patient than the monk!

The dervish monk once again raised his voice and replied: "I, you red silk fairy, do you want to compete with the old man and me for patience? If you don't chase me, you will be a bear to bag one!"

The dervish said this, and he had other considerations in his heart, and he had already asked Ami: "Ami, you said you could get rid of him, when will you get it?" This has been a 'long-distance race' for most of the day, and the guy in the back is still full of energy!"

Ami said: "Master, although I have my own aura to absorb now, but my progress is too slow, if I can catch two more demon cultivators like the little broken eagle to devour, then I can progress faster, and my teleportation speed will be able to surpass this guy behind!"

When the dervish monk heard this, he looked depressed: "That little broken eagle, he caught fairy vegetables and harmed people's lives, so I caught him in the bowl to devour him; if you catch demon cultivators for no reason to devour you and improve your cultivation, isn't this the same as those guys who catch fairy vegetables by the weak and the strong? How can you let my master and me do such a thing?"

Ami listened to this, and said aggrievedly: "Master, I didn't really ask you to catch fairy vegetables, just talking, if you have a way to improve my cultivation, I will soon be able to get rid of the guy behind." ”

The dervish monk's heart moved, and he asked, "Ami, can we catch this guy in the back into the bowl for you to devour?"

"No, no, no!" Ami replied very quickly, in a negative voice, the denial was insufficient, and explained: "At present, my Heavenly World has not grown at all, and my devouring function is not strong enough to devour the ninth-order immortal cultivators of the Immortal Dao." ”

But said that the dervishes listened to Ami's words, and couldn't help but turn his head to look at the red silk fairy, hey, I saw that he no longer tried to shorten the distance between the two sides this time, but embellished on the distance of 100 zhang, and "followed" unhurriedly!

The dervishes smiled and said to Ami: "Ami, the guy in the back, maybe he is tired, and now he is not like the previous few times and is chasing after him like thunder!"

As for the Red Silk Immortal, as expected by the dervishes, he was really tired! Although he was a ninth-order master of the Immortal Dao, but after chasing for a long time, the Immortal Family's Immortal Dao True Yuan Consumption was also a lot——

This is like two people fighting for wealth, both of them are scattered day by day, and those with a net worth of tens of millions are always not as long supported as those with a net worth of more than 100 million.

This time, the red silk fairy was leisurely, and he "ran" for several hours, feeling that he had recovered a little, and then he quietly accelerated and rushed over!

......

However, it is said that the immortal cultivators in the Fifth Heaven World, at the beginning, they saw the two things fleeing at great speed, and later they all knew that one person was chasing a bowl, and later, they saw the bowl and people coming and going at great speed many times in a day, and their feelings slowly changed.

Later, I saw it every day, and I saw it hundreds of times a day, and I got used to seeing it, and there was no more shock.

I don't know how many days the dervishes have been racing with the Red Silk Immortals, but anyway, it can be seen that the immortal cultivators in the Fifth Heaven World are no longer affected by anything, and they can do whatever they need to do.

- Speaking of which, the dervish monk and this red silk immortal have been "racing" for several months!

After a few months, the red silk immortal has not lost much "fat", but the black bowl spirit Ami has indeed made perceptible progress: the teleportation speed of the black bowl is almost the same as that of the red silk immortal! The dervishes monk got a surprise, but at this time, as the master of the magic weapon, he didn't know that this "race" could actually accelerate the entry of the black bowl!

The dervishes are in the black bowl, of course, they are much more comfortable than the red silk fairy, and he has more time to think about how to deal with the red silk fairy.

After thinking about it, the dervishes thought of a way to exhaust the enemy, which is to interfere with the other party with words and provoke the red aya immortal-

After all, immortal cultivators pay attention to a quiet state of mind, maybe the red silk immortal is irritated, and the state of mind is not in the right way, then, his immortal family immortal Dao true yuan aura consumption will become larger, dreams are always there, what if it is realized?

Thinking of this, the dervishes shouted to the red silk fairy who was a hundred zhang away behind him: "Hey, I said that red silk and fart, why are you just following the old man behind the old man and smelling the farts these days, but why don't you bluff?"

The red silk fairy was riveting his strength, and once again accelerated with force, tracking and catching up, and at first hearing the words of the dervishes, he said angrily: "Stinky and shameless monk, do you want to drill your crotch again?"

The dervish laughed and said, "Hahahaha! Red Aya and the fart, the eldest husband is humiliated by his crotch, but he will do something! This kind of thing has been there since ancient times, in addition to knowing how to be a fart worm, where do you know what it means to be 'will be there'?"

The red silk fairy was angry and hateful, and scolded: "Stinky monk! thief monk!

"Am I a fart?" the dervishes laughed, and shouted again, "Come and see, all of you, see who's behind who's ass, chasing after you?"

The dervishes had the intention to provoke the other party, and naturally they were not afraid that the fairy spirit on the red silk would hurt the liver, and they laughed again, and after laughing, they actually sang a slang tune, which was the "lotus fall" that the dervishes heard when they wandered in the lower human world, but although it was that tone, the lyrics were revised:

"With the fart, with the fart, with the fart, the red ayagami fairy loves the stinky fart......"

The fairy on the red silk was extremely angry, and when he talked about it in detail, his head was already a little problematic, and he was dizzy at this time, and scolded:

"Nonsense thief monk, I only love my junior sister, how can I love stinky fart? Ah, you scold my junior sister is a stinky fart! You thief monk who kills a thousand knives, your junior sister is a stinky fart!

"Hahahaha!" The dervishes laughed and joked, "Red Silk and Fart, what are you doing in a hurry to take the words out of context?

I only heard the dervishes then sing: "Follow the belly to smell the fart, and when you smell it, it is said to be fairy." ”

- So, everywhere the bowl passed by, there was a funny and strange tone issued by the dervish monk with the true essence of the immortal spiritual path:

"Everyone, listen to it! The most popular lotus flower in the heavenly world, listen to the song "Red Silk Fairy and Fart"——

With the fart, with the fart, the worm with the fart, the red silk on the fairy loves the stinky fart; ”

The air vibrated with the comical singing of the dervishes, as well as laughter and loud self-talk: "Ah, this song is not very elegant, let's change it to an elegant old tune!

'Give you a special name, and hear it clearly, ask why you don't stop with the fart?, make people laugh, make you jump, don't be surprised. A big star in the fairy world with the fart bug. ’”

- Obediently, this time, the people in the Fifth Heaven World, whether they are immortal cultivators or mortals, have heard it, and even those children have even taken this vulgar and vulgar slip of the tongue as a children's rhyme, and they have also learned to sing it!

At this time, the red silk fairy is really unstoppable, and it is a dilemma, and there is a contradiction in his heart-

If you don't want to chase after you, think about how many times, you are just "a teleportation by a fraction" of grabbing this little broken bowl; not to mention that you have been chasing hard for five or six months, how can you be willing to give up? If you don't catch up, isn't it just that you have lost all your efforts?

I have the heart to continue to chase after it, but I can't get it again and again, and besides, this monk is a little damaged, and I am chasing after him like this, which seems to confirm the name of the thief monk who gave him a fart, which is true to his words, and it is worthy of the name! What is even more infuriating is that this monk made up a bad song, and some people have learned to sing it!

The anger of the red silk fairy added to the distress: The thief monk in front of him sang a broken song, full of energy, and spread far and wide, obviously deliberately ruining the image of the old man! Why is he getting more and more energetic, but the old man is getting more and more tired? Now the old man can even care about teleporting to catch up, so he can't care about words to fight back!

Depressed! Depressed! Red Silk Shangxian still couldn't help it, so he scolded: "Stinky and shameless thief monk, you are the fart worm! You love stinky fart! The junior sister you love, whether it is an old nun or a young nun, thousands of nuns are stinky farts and stinky farts!"

Woohoo! The city gate caught fire, and the fish in the pond were affected! Under the annoyance and shame of the red silk fairy, the poor kind and kind old nuns and the little nuns thousands of nuns were all stinky and smelly!

This is to blame, you can't blame the author, the first one is to blame the dervishes, why do you stimulate people's heads to be a little abnormal red silk fairy? The second person to blame is the red silk fairy, right? The author raised his hands to show that the thousands of nuns who agreed with the old nun and the little nun all clenched their pink fists, beat the head of the stinky and shameless thief monk, stretched out their jade palms, and slapped the ears of the red silk fairy!

At that time, the dervishes, as the "culprit" who caused countless nuns to "suffer", was not angry, but laughed and sang louder;

The red silk fairy hurriedly increased his strength to catch up, but the black bowl in front of him also slowed down!

So, since then, the red silk fairy is in a hurry, the black bowl in front of the escape tight, the red silk on the fairy is slow, the black bowl in front of the slow escape, if you are off the ground, always keep a hundred zhang distance.

The black bowl slowed down, and it was clear that the dervishes had the upper hand, and played a game of "cat catching mice" with the red silk fairy, but the red silk fairy was overjoyed: Yo, it turns out that you, the thief monk's little broken bowl, also have a time when his spiritual power is exhausted?

As a result, their "long-distance race" is no longer lonely, and it is vividly vivid!

On this day, the dervishes asked Ami: "Ami, now our speed is almost the same as that of this red silk immortal, is there any way for you to increase the speed again?"

Ami said: "Master, if I run like this, it is estimated that in another month, I will be able to break through the existing realm and be promoted to the first order, at that time, my speed will definitely be faster than him!"

When the dervish monk heard this, he was overjoyed and said: "The years of cultivating immortals are endless, what is the time of a few months? Hahahaha! It's so decided, 'continue to compete' with him, and strive for your breakthrough as soon as possible!"

The dervish thought that such a "long-distance race" could actually help Ami advance to the next level, and his heart was overjoyed, and he couldn't help but think of the picture of the catastrophe - the dervishes were ready to "repeat the old trick" and give the red silk fairy a "surprise".

To make a long story short, one bowl and one person, for six months, "played" the fifth heavenly world, and on the third day of the seventh month, Ami said to the dervishes:

"Master, I'm about to advance to the fourth order of the Immortal Dao!"

The dervish laughed: "Ami, if this Immortal Dao ninth-order cultivator and fart worm are mixed into your Heavenly Tribulation, with his Immortal Dao ninth-order cultivation realm, can you still resist under the multiplication of the Heavenly Tribulation?"

Ami said: "Master, pull this follower into my heavenly tribulation, how terrifying that day was the catastrophe!"

However, when the Heavenly Tribulation thunder and lightning descended, I directly converted it into the energy in my world, although I haven't tried the situation of the ninth-order guy of the Immortal Dao participating in my Heavenly Tribulation, but I think it should be able to resist it, right?

The dervish smiled: "Since we are not completely sure, we will just scare him and have fun!"