Chapter Twenty-Six: Splashing Dirty Water
Since inexplicably "damaged" Hong Wen, Fang Zhongjin still recites the sutra every day.
In the Shaolin Temple, there are only two people left who can follow his fart~ stock and guard, Hong Ji and Hong Du.
In this way, no one can replace the shift, and the two of them have to put down all their homework and trivial matters and "get along day and night" with Fang Zhongjin.
The design of Hong Wen's "Li Dai Tao Stiff" is actually a mixed bag.
The advantage is that Fang Zhongjin can confirm the power of the "Great Compassion Mantra" from the side.
The disadvantage is that from now on, there will never be such a useful "subordinate" as Hong Wen.
Hongdu is always suspicious. Although Hong Ji is honest, he regards the master's entrustment as a golden rule.
Previously, Hong Wen covered for himself, and Fang Zhong Jinxing~ things can be loosened a little.
Now he has to pretend to be honest, and he can't do what he thinks anymore.
Fortunately, a while ago, Hong Wen secretly brought a lot of medicinal materials for him, and he was able to support Fang Zhongjin to take a dozen medicinal baths economically.
This medicated bath is useless, but it is not. It's just that the impurities that can be washed out of the body every day are really limited.
It is impossible to open the meridians within forty-five days by this path alone.
Fang Zhongjin seems to have nothing to do.
On the other hand, Cheng Hui was a little anxious.
The two uncles of Fa Song and Fa Tan, who have the highest status in Shaolin, finally agreed to help him again under Cheng Hui's persuasion and pleading.
Who would have thought that this end was just secure, and the Shaolin Temple was not peaceful these days.
At first, a little monk came to report that a few ownerless hens had broken into the temple.
Such a small matter should not have bothered the abbot of Chenghui.
In fact, when these ownerless hens were first discovered, the monks of Shaolin Temple were all chickens and ducks raised by the surrounding farmers and did not take good care of them, so they only threw these hens out of the Shaolin gate wall.
However, such things often happen, and you can break into chickens and ducks two or three times a day.
Sometimes hens even break into the Shaolin "Jixiang Kitchen" in groups. There swaggering and cooing.
This smacks of provocation.
Shaolin Temple is a Buddhist gate, and more than 1,000 monks in the whole temple are all vegetarians.
Even if a male pilgrim comes to the temple to offer incense, no matter how much incense money he gives, he will follow the monks to eat coarse tea and light rice.
Suddenly, chickens and ducks broke into the temple, which not only affected the monks' practice, but also hindered the reputation of Shaolin Temple.
When Cheng Hui first heard this, he didn't pay much attention to it.
He just thought that someone was playing a prank, so he asked the monks who practiced martial arts in the temple to form a formation and patrol the temple edge every day.
Once I met a boring person who secretly threw chickens and ducks into the walls of Shaolin Temple, I took it and brought it to ask.
Not to mention that this trick really works. After a few days, there were no more chickens and ducks in the temple that were thrown into the wall.
But an even bigger farce happened.
On that day, Xiao Shamihuo suddenly rushed to Cheng Hui and told Cheng Hui that there were female pilgrims kneeling outside the mountain gate and not leaving.
If they are kind words and persuasions, they will cry and cry, and seek death and life.
As soon as a serious pilgrim went up the mountain to worship the Buddha, she would pull people to complain.
When Cheng Hui heard this, he stood up with a "huh".
The first thing that came to his mind was that the Jiang Dai girl came again.
But with the pride and nobility of the Jiang Dai girl, it is possible for her to whip people's heads, but it is impossible for her to kneel and cry and complain to others.
Anyway, Cheng Hui hurried to the mountain gate, and sure enough, he saw a delicate woman kneeling there.
Look at her thin body, she wears red, green, and green, and she is very frivolous.
A face was rubbed with thick white powder, and now it was washed out of the ravines by tears.
A small cherry mouth, touching the red and gorgeous lipstick, is pulling an elderly pilgrim, unrelentingly to say something.
In short, she doesn't look like a martial arts woman, but like a dusty woman.
No matter how weak the martial arts of the Shaolin monks are, it is impossible for them to be unable to drive away such a weak woman.
But because she is a weak woman, the monks can't pull her anymore.
When the abbot approached, he heard the woman sob, so he gently pulled the sleeve of the old pilgrim and said, "Where did I think that their abbot would be so strong?" That's what you're going to do to me!"
Rao is clear and deep meditation, and he can't get angry when he hears her words.
This beautiful ~ beautiful woman is the first time he has seen her, although he doesn't know the cause and effect of what she said, but he has never seen her, so he can't talk about any arrogance, let alone how to treat him.
The old pilgrim with his sleeves pulled up seemed to be interested, and he stopped going into the mountain gate to offer incense, and asked with a smile: "Then, what does he say to you? ”
The glamorous ~ beautiful woman half-bowed her head, her face was blushing, and her eyes were flying obliquely, which was really a bit beautiful.
I heard her say: "The abbot said that it was because I had married too many people, but none of them were settled.
will get this strange heartache. As long as he opens the light of my heart, it will be all right.
How did the little woman know the truth or falsehood? So she opened her shirt and revealed her heart to him.
As for the abbot, he ...... And he ......"
The old pilgrim hurriedly asked, "What happened to him?"
The Yan~ Li woman made a look of shame and said, "The abbot opened the light for me, and the technique is excellent.
I've met so many men, how do I know that this is the opening of the light! There is no layman who can open such a comfortable and crispy ~ soft.
Later, later the abbot said that he wanted a monk with great ~ magic power to fake a marriage with me, and those troublesome marriages in the past were gone.
I can't stand the abbot's strength, so I ...... with him Bonded.
Now, now I have a little novice in my belly...... What should I do?"
So saying, she hid her face with a pa, and began to cry.
The sleeve of the old pilgrim was still pulled in the hand of the beautiful ~ beautiful woman.
It's not withdrawing, it's not comforting, it's not going to be incense, it's not going back, it's already a little silly.
At this time, I felt a loud sound of metal hitting the stone steps under my feet. When he turned his head to look, he saw an old monk with a golden Zen staff looking at them angrily.
The loud noise just now seemed to have been made by the old monk striking the ground with his staff.
The old monk knew that the person who came must be a high-ranking monk, so he didn't dare to be verbose, so he hurriedly pulled out ~ out of his sleeves, and hurriedly flashed out between the old monk and the glamorous~ beautiful woman.
The old monk is none other than the Shaolin abbot Chenghui.
He was so slandered by this woman of unknown origin, he was really angry!
Seeing that this woman doesn't look like a martial arts practitioner in any way, it seems that at most she has been instructed by someone to spend money to talk nonsense.
Cheng Hui's eyes widened, and he asked angrily: "Bold woman, you keep saying that the Shaolin abbot is light and thin with you."
Tell me, which one is the abbot of Shaolin? Can you tell me?"
The beautiful ~ beautiful woman was originally frightened by the impact just now.
But after seeing the person clearly, he hurriedly straightened his waist and said, "It's you, why does the abbot pretend not to know me?"
The bite marks on my body are all caused by you, and I still can't go away.
And the claw marks on your back have faded?"