What's going on?" said Luli Daisen, "This rain is so hot?"

"Yes, it seems to smell a little bit," Yang Li Daxian said as he pulled his wet clothes and sniffed them, frowning.

Huli Daxian stretched out his hand to catch some rain and stuck out his tongue to add it, "Phew, why is this rain still sour." ”

"Big brother and second brother, this rain is still yellow, combined with heat, and smell, this seems to be urine. ”

"Could it be that a passing fairy peed?"

"Vomit," Huli Daxian immediately bent over and vomited again when he heard this.

"Big brother, what's wrong with you, it can't be the rain that pours into your mouth," Luli Daxian asked with an incredulous expression.

"Big brother and second brother, hide quickly, this must be the pee of the passing immortals," Yang Li Daxian ran under the eaves after speaking.

The three of them rushed out at the same time, and the rain was like the hail last time, and the rain fell wherever they went, and they could not run separately, until they had just run under the eaves, and the rain stopped.

"Thank you," Wukong thanked the messengers and immediately returned to himself.

Three of you, look at me, I look at you, all of them are blinded.

"Hey, it stinks, did you fall into someone's thatched tank," Bajie pinched his nose and said in disgust.

"You pig, if you dare to talk nonsense or not, believe it or not, cut off your tongue and feed it to the dogs right now," Luli Daxian scolded angrily.

Everyone smelled them at the same time, and they all stepped back.

"How did Bajie talk to the national teacher, whose thatched tank can hold them, I think it's almost the same as falling into someone's dung pit," Tang San said solemnly.

The red boy didn't know if he was infected or what, so he jumped in front of Tang San and mended his knife: "Who said that there is no pit that can hold them, my family will do it." ”

it! Not a word, a shocking ah.

"Haha...."

"You ....."

The three national teachers suddenly became even more angry, even if they were ridiculed by a group of monks, they didn't expect a half-old child to laugh at themselves.

"Wow, I'm so angry with my national teacher," Huli Daxian was furious, glared at Tang San and the others, and turned around and walked towards the king.

Seeing Huli Daxian stepping forward with a disgusted expression, the king took a few steps back, and hurriedly said, "Great Master, if you have something to say, you don't need to come over." ”

Huli Daxian was also obedient, stopped, and snorted coldly: "Your Majesty, quickly push them out and behead them, they are cheating." ”

"You fart, you want to play tricks if you lose," Goku scolded angrily.

"Whoever loses, you have not asked for rain, where have we lost," Yang Li's face turned blue.

"Amito, why are you getting wet before it rains, could it be that someone peed?" Tang San looked at Wukong and smiled.

"Haha, report to Master, it was me who peed," Wukong said truthfully.

The three national teachers looked at Wukong at the same time, from beginning to end, they saw that Wukong had not left for a moment, and thought that they were laughing at them, where would they have thought that it was really Wukong peeing.

Demons and people think similarly, if you tell the truth, they still think you're joking, but on the contrary, they sometimes take it seriously when you joke.

"You monk, looking for death," Huli Daxian couldn't help but lose his temper on the spot, Luli Daxian hurriedly grabbed it, and said in his ear: "Big brother is angry, I have a plan...."

"This is a tie at most, and you have the ability to compete," Luli Daxian turned around and said.

"For the sake of your face of taking my apprentice to take a soak of pee, it can be regarded as a tie with you," Tang San smiled and said, "This time you must choose a good one, if you lose, you will have to eat." ”

Huli Daxian snorted coldly and said, "Your Majesty, I want to compete with him this time to cut off my head." ”

The king gasped when he heard this, and said, "I think it's better to forget it, if the head is cut off, he will die." ”

Huli Daxian looked proud, and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, rest assured, I have cultivated Taoism since I was a child, and even if I cut off my head, I can grow on my own." ”

Tang San shrugged his shoulders and said in his heart, "It's okay to cut off your head with an ordinary weapon, if my fairy sword doesn't know, you can still stand up." ”

"Do you dare?" Huli Daxian looked proud with his nostrils facing to the sky, as if he had completely forgotten that he had just been drenched in urine.

"Cutting off the head, it's a little meaning," Tang San thought for a while and said, "It's okay to cut off the head, but I want to cut it with my own hands, does the national teacher dare to agree?"

"Haha," Huli Daxian laughed, "You can cut any of you, and I will lose if I blink my eyelids." ”

It's not that he's talking big, it's that he has the skills.

"Someone has brought the guillotine," said the king, and four soldiers ran out from him.

The guillotine is different from the guillotine, the guillotine uses the knife on top to cut people, while the guillotine has a groove in the middle just enough to jam the neck to prevent people from escaping or shrinking the neck, and then the executioner performs the task of beheading.

Ten minutes later, eight soldiers carried the guillotine and placed it in an open space in the compound.

"The guillotine is here, which of you will come first," the king asked.

Wukong took the lead, took two steps forward and said, "I'll come first." ”

Even if Wukong didn't speak, Tang San would let him go, although Bajie was fine, it might take a lot of speech, or just beat him up.

Wukong walked to the port, and immediately two executioners lifted the hundred-pound iron, and then he stretched out his neck and stuck it in the pit and said fearlessly: "Cut quickly, cut quickly." ”

One executioner put down the stone, and the other put away the knife and fell, and Goku's head was cut off in an instant, and he was several meters away.

Wukong's head was cut off, blood spurted from his neck, and everyone who watched was constantly exclaiming, and a few timid people fainted directly.

Without a head, the guillotine naturally couldn't hold people, Wukong held the guillotine with both hands and pushed it forward, and his body stood up.

Seeing this, a few more timid fainted, and those who dared to look at it with their eyes in the face all let out exclamations.

Luli Daxian stood aside, a strange smile leaking from his face, and he turned to Yangli Daxian with a look.

Yang Li Daxian immediately let go of a wolf dog in his hand, and after the dog ran out, he ran straight towards Wukong's head.

"Haha, eldest brother and second brother, you see, the monkey head will definitely die, and they will all be beheaded today," Yang Li Daxian said with a smile.

"Haha, the second brother is wonderful. ”

Tang San was stunned when he saw this, and said in his heart: ", shouldn't Wukong let the dog take away the head of the Tiger Power Great Immortal in this link, where did they get the dog." ”

"What's the situation, where did such a big dog come from," Wujing was startled and shouted: "Brother Monkey, be careful, that dog is heading at you." ”

Tang San was just surprised, and he didn't panic, because Wukong would change seventy-two, and he would have seventy-two heads, even if the head was taken away by a dog, he would be able to grow one again.