One person and one fish scolded each other by the pond in the backyard of the prefect's yamen, and scolded each other for more than a quarter of an hour, Luo Yin only felt that his mouth was dry, "It seems that the fat fish has made up his mind and can't come out, so he has to think of other ways." ”

The brain teaser was in a hurry, thinking of various ways, and after a while, suddenly an idea moved, "There you have, hehe, look where your fat fish is going!"

Luo Yin, who thought of a way, shouted at the fish spirit hiding under the pond: "Fat fish, come out quickly, otherwise the master will make a big move!"

"If you can't say it, you won't come out, you have the ability to come down!"

"Hmph, since you don't come out, then don't blame me. As he spoke, Luo Yin slowly walked to the edge of the pond, and electric light began to glow in his hands.

"Five Thunder Rectification, Edict!" As soon as the words fell, a bolt of lightning slipped down in the sky and hit the small pond squarely. For a while, the entire pond was shining with electric light, and there was a dazzling light.

I only heard a scream from the fish spirit at the bottom of the pond, and then there was no sound, and after a while, a big fish floated on the surface of the pond, and the fish belly was white, and I don't know whether it was dead or faint.

Luo Yin saw that the fish essence was finally overturned, and he sat on the edge of the pond with soft feet. Although the Five Thunder Righteous Law just now was very powerful, it suddenly exhausted all the true qi in the body.

It just so happened that today was a dark night with high winds and dark clouds, otherwise his Five Thunder Fa would not have been able to attract thunder and lightning from the sky. And if you only use your own true qi to transform into the power of thunder and lightning, against such a large pond, you don't have to think about it, it will definitely have no effect at all.

After resting for a while and recovering a little, Luo Yin jumped towards the pond, reached out and grabbed the fish essence and threw it back to the shore. I checked the condition of the fish essence and found that it was just corona, and the small life should be fine.

After doing this, Luo Yin found some firewood in the backyard, lit a bonfire, and regained his true qi while roasting the fire, while waiting for the fish spirit to wake up by itself.

After half an hour, the fish spirit next to him let out a low moan, and his body moved slightly, presumably about to wake up.

Luo Yin suddenly remembered something, and began to slowly pull things out, and said with words in his mouth: "Well, this is salt, this is soy sauce, and this is vinegar...... Well, by the way, it's best to grill fish with some pepper......"

While saying these words, Luo Yin Yuguang was still paying attention to the movements of the fish spirit, and found that its body trembled a few times after hearing these words, but it still lay there motionless.

"Well, how do you bake it, do you want to open the guts first, or do you bake them alive? Or do you want to disembowel them first, the provincial ones are too stinky to bake out......," he said, sharpening his sword on the ground, and making a sound of sharpening knives.

When the fish spirit heard this voice, he finally didn't dare to pretend to be dead anymore, a carp jumped up, and changed back to the appearance of the fat head and big ears again, and knelt down in front of Luo Yin with a bend of his legs, "Daxian spares his life, Daxian spares his life, the little one is just greedy, he has never hurt human life, and his sin is not to death, please Daxian to see it!"

Luo Yin smiled and said, "Don't pretend to be dead, if you dare to pretend to be dead, the master will let you really become a grilled fish." Tell me, why don't you take it with you in the water and go to shore instead?"

The fish spirit was still kneeling on the ground, and said with a smile: "Don't hide it from the big immortal, the small one is a herring fish in this Yunmengze, and because of the fight with other water tribes in the lake a long time ago, he had to run away desperately without being defeated, so as not to become their mouths." When he was running for his life, he ran around and accidentally strayed into a secret passage, and followed the secret passage to the pond of this family. ”

"Oh, this pond is actually connected to Yun Mengze?"

"Exactly, there is a waterway at the bottom of the pond that leads directly to Yunmengzeli, and the small one came here by mistake. ”

Luo Yin picked the bonfire in front of him with his sword, and secretly said that he was lucky, fortunately, this stupid fish was beaten by himself and hid in the pond, and he just scolded himself instead of fleeing back to Yunmengze along the secret passage, in that case, he would not be able to catch it at all.

"Then why have you stayed here all the time, but you didn't go back to Yunmengze? This small pond can't accommodate you as a big fish, and why don't you go back to Yunmengze, where the blue waves are thousands of miles, but you live in the pond?"

The fish spirit pointed to the fat belly, only to see a deep wound on it, and blood flowed out from time to time, "The little one was seriously injured under the hands of other water tribes, and he had to hide here to recuperate, and it has been more than a month now, and the wounds have not completely healed." ”

Luo Yin Shicai also discovered the wound on the fish spirit's stomach, and thought that he was injured when he was fighting with himself, but he didn't expect it to be like this. Then he continued to ask: "So you steal food from people every day, and in the end, if you don't succeed in stealing food, it becomes a threat, and people bring you food every day, you really have an idea." ”

The fish spirit smiled and said: "There is no way for the little one, the body is too seriously injured, I really don't dare to leave here to forage in Yunmengze, for fear of encountering the water tribe that has an enmity with me again." And to be honest, the wine and food of this family are really delicious, and after the little one ate it once, he felt that the things he ate in the past were not eaten by demons. So, under the pretext of recuperating from injury, I will rub some delicious food here. ”

"Yo, what do you mean, even if you recover from your injury, you still want to continue to stay in other people's homes, and let them send you food every day to support you?" Luo Yin pursed his lips, this fish essence is the same as himself, and he is reincarnated as a foodie.

"How dare you be small, although there are a lot of delicious foods here, but this pond is indeed too small, and we are still comfortable to live in. The little one thought that he would leave when he healed from his injuries. The fish spirit hurriedly shook his head.

Luo Yin waved his hand and said, "You don't have to wait for the injury to heal, you can leave now." ”

"Ah, Daxian, don't you make barbecue fish essence anymore?" This fish essence heard that Luo Yin let it go, and his brain suddenly became a little dizzy, and he asked stupidly.

Hearing this, Luo Yin suddenly cried and laughed, this stupid fish is also stupid, can you say this kind of thing casually, "You just want me to use you to make a barbecue fish essence?"

When the fish essence heard this, he immediately shuddered, and shook his hand desperately: "No, no, the little one doesn't want to become a barbecue fish essence." The big immortal, the little one is gone?"

"Go, go, remember, don't come again. Although I spared you this time, I may not be so lucky next time. Luo Yin smiled, and then reminded a few words.

"You must know that there are countless masters in this world, and most of the Taoist monks who were driven away by you last time were just writing things that cheated money, and they didn't have any real skills at all. If people really invite a master at that time, you will really become the meat on the board, and if you don't make it into barbecue fish essence, you will be boiled into fish soup. ”

This fish spirit looks a little stupid, but its nature is not bad, although it is still intimidating people to steal food here, but it has never harmed people's lives, so Luo Yin does not plan to kill demons.

"Thank you Daisen, thank you Daisen, the little one will go first. The fish spirit turned around and wanted to leave, but when he turned his head, he saw that the two food boxes were still on the shore, and the plates of dishes and the pot of wine in the boxes were fortunately not affected by the battle just now, and still exuded bursts of aroma.

"Eh, Daxian, it's too wasteful to put these drinks and dishes here, can you let the little ones finish eating before leaving?" asked the fish spirit weakly, quietly, with inquiries and anticipation.