Chapter 112: Hold on and don't vomit
"Yes, yes, without further ado, let's hurry up, if the three Heavenly Venerables leave, it will be our loss. ”
Tang San looked at the three people in the audience, and said secretly in his heart, "If I don't feed you some Xiang, how can I leave easily." ”
"You all go out," Huli Daxian sent those disciples in the house, and the three of them knelt on the futon, kowtowed and begged: "Meet Grandpa Sanqing, Grandpa Sanqing has manifested this spirit today, hoping to give him some Jindan holy water or something." ”
Seeing that no one spoke, they said again, "Grandpa Sanqing, I hope to give you the holy water of writing Jindan." ”
"Ahem," Tang San said in a changed voice: "We just came back from the Pan Tao Club, and when we saw the incense here, we hereby came to take a look, we didn't bring the Immortal Fruit Golden Pill, and we will give it to you when we are free another day." ”
The three monsters Wenyan suddenly became even more happy, sure enough, it was three manifestations, how could he give up such a good opportunity, since he didn't bring the elixir, then ask for something else.
"If you don't have the elixir holy water, then you can ask Grandpa Sanqing to give you some Taoist cheats," Yang Li Daxian said.
Tang San paused and said, "Hey, seeing that you are concentrating on cultivation and moving us, then okay, you retreat three miles away, and when you are ready, I will let you in, and you must not peek, otherwise you won't be able to eat." ”
Tang Sanyi was excited, and the truth came out, but fortunately, the three monsters didn't notice it, otherwise they would definitely show their stuffing.
"Xiaodao obeys the words of Sanqing," the three of them immediately turned around and went out after kneeling again.
Out of the gate, Huli Daxian closed the door tightly.
When the disciples saw their master going out, they hurriedly went to ask questions, but they were all driven away.
"Big brother and second brother, I really didn't expect us to have this day," Yang Li Daxian was so excited that he was about to cry.
The two of them were naturally excited, they had been waiting for hundreds of years for this moment, and today it was finally going to come true.
The sound outside the door dissipated, and the footsteps went farther and farther, and after making sure that there was no one at the door, Wukong said: "Master, you asked me to come here, and you want to give monsters something. ”
Bajie also asked suspiciously.
"Hehe," Tang San chuckled lightly and said, "Wukong, you turn three jars out, they should be bigger." ”
Wukong looked puzzled and thought, "What is Master doing with the altar now, is it possible that he is going to distribute the remaining immortal wine from that day to the monsters?" ”
He turned into three porcelain altars, put them on the table, and said, "Master's jar is here, you want to..."
Tang San looked at the jar on the table and said, "Now it's your chance to show it," Tang San kept laughing as he spoke, he thought that those three monsters would have to eat... It's just a picture that...
"Bajie Wukong, you have one jar for each of you, and pull all the feces accumulated in the past few days inside," Tang San finished speaking, picked up a jar, found a secret place, and began to excrete things.
It wasn't until now that Wukong Bajie understood what the master was doing, and although they thought about it, they felt a little sour, but this way of teasing monsters was too much....
After seeing Tang San walking away with the jar, Bajie Wukong also found a place to start excreting the garbage that had accumulated in his stomach for so many days into the tank.
"Bajie, you stink too much, stay away from me," Wukong said with his nose pinched.
Bajie sniffed, pouted and said, "Hmph, yours doesn't smell good." ”
Ten minutes later, Tang San covered his nose and sat down on the stage again, and said to Wukong Bajie: "Put your jar with mine." ”
When Wukong Bajie heard this, he reluctantly brought the jar over.
It's not that they're lazy, it's that no one wants to look at it.
The house was stinking at this time, and Tang San became suspicious in order to prevent those three monsters from coming in, and spent dozens of experiences to exchange for a bottle of potion that could change the taste of the air.
The moment the potion was spilled in the house, the smell was completely masked.
Bajie looked at the small bottle in Tang San's hand and immediately asked, "Master, what is this, it tastes so fragrant." ”
Ignoring the eight precepts, Tang San instructed Wukong to let them in.
"Come in. ”
Before Wukong opened his mouth, the voice dispersed, and in addition to the three of them, people ten miles away also heard Wukong's voice.
As soon as the three monsters entered, they asked, a strange fragrance came to their nostrils, this smell was something they had never smelled before, and their colleagues were shocked when they smelled this smell, as if they had come to an abundant fairy space, of course, there was no fairy energy at all, it was just an illusion of their fantasies.
"Thank you, Grandpa Sanqing," the three of them knelt on the futon and kowtowed three times in a row.
"There are three jars by the wall in the northeast corner, which are sacred relics that we have accumulated for many years, and they are specially given to you by your piety," Tang Sanqiang couldn't help but let himself laugh, and said solemnly.
When the three of them heard this, after bowing again and again, they turned around and looked for the place Tang San said.
Sure enough, in a corner that was not too dark, I found the three jars.
They all wanted to pick up more of them, and in the end, the boss Huli Daxian got his wish and got the jar that seemed to be filled.
The three of them had one altar for each person, although there was a lot of distinction, but they didn't quarrel because of this matter, when they came to Tang San, they put down the altar one after another, and after another thank-you, they were about to pour it into their mouths.
Tang San just watched them hugging the jar, his stomach was churning, and he almost vomited on the spot, and Bajie Wukong was not much better, they thought to themselves, Master, this is too ruthless.
"Ahem..."Tang San coughed lightly twice and said, "Wait and wait, this thing should not be taken in the room again, take it outside the door to the moon, this thing has some side effects, there may be a feeling of vomiting, but as long as this thing is not highlighted, you will break through the realm in ten days." ”
When the three of them heard this, they immediately ran out, came to the door, and without saying a word, they all picked up the jar and opened their mouths and poured it inside.
"Tsk." Luli Daxian drank half of the jar and felt that the taste was extremely stinky, so he asked, "Two senior brothers, do you have a bit of a stinky feeling?"
"Well, it does stink," Yang Li Daisen also said.
After Huli Daxian swallowed all the contents of the jar into his stomach, he immediately felt nauseous.
"This is an immortal thing, didn't Tianzun say it just now, this thing has side effects, but as long as you don't spit it out, you will definitely be able to break through the realm in ten days, what a great power it is," Huli Daxian put the jar in his hand on the ground and looked at the jar in the hands of the two of them and said: "If the two virtuous brothers think this thing is not good, then let it be given to the elder brother." ”
After he finished speaking, he reached out and was about to grab it, but how could the two of them give up the opportunity to break through and drink it all at once.
"Gross..."
"Don't vomit, hold steady," Huli Daxian said: "The breakthrough is coming soon, don't let down Grandpa Sanqing's love for us." ”
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Although the door was closed, the voices coming from outside were all heard by Tang San and the others, and Bajie Wukong suddenly laughed wildly, but Tang San was the only one, and he was disgusted on the side.