Chapter 305: The Buddha is in my heart

Hearing the words "General Mu", Guanyin's face showed a strange look. The golden cicada is even more afraid of a mouse when it sees a cat.

"Say I'm not there, I'm not there. ”

The golden cicada shouted.

"Oh, then I'll go tell her. ”

Fat monk said.

"Tell me, what kind of business are you doing here?"

Seeing that Guanyin was in good spirits, and was about to pull him to identify the momentum of another three hundred rounds, Jin Chanzi shuddered and immediately changed his words:

"Wait, see, see, I'm going to see her. ”

As he spoke, he turned into a slip of wind and fled.

While fleeing, he said in chagrin:

"I tried to reason with a woman, and I was really kicked in the head by a donkey. ”

"Golden Cicada ......"

The roar of Guanyin sounded behind him.

The fat monk strode and stopped in front of Guanyin, who was about to chase the golden cicada.

"Jizo, get out of the way. ”

Guanyin scolded.

Jizo shook his head, with a serious face, harmless, and said:

"Ah Jin said that he is practicing the 'path of cause and effect,' and now he is planting good causes, and he wants to 'repay good for good, and evil for evil,' and he is preaching. Sermon is hard, so we have to be patient and wait. ”

"You believe whatever he says?"

Guanyin said gloomily:

"He's crazy, and you're crazy with him?"

"Whatever Ah Jin says, I just do. ”

Jizo said with a smile.

Front temple, lobby.

The golden cicada crept behind the screen, looked around, and saw that the lobby was full of unopened, more than 20 large jars of wine, and couldn't help but light up. But when he caught a glimpse of a red dress standing in front of the window out of the corner of his eye, he couldn't help but shrink his neck.

It's still a rut......

He coaxed.

"Golden cicada. ”

A coquettish shout.

"Hey, yes, yes. ”

Jin Chanzi straightened up and walked out from behind the screen with a sad face.

"Your Excellency, what do you command? ”

"Call me by name. ”

The delicate woman in red was dissatisfied.

"Yes, General Mu Yao. ”

Jin Chanzi said: "General Mu Yao is busy, I don't know what happened when I came to my small temple?"

"I'm looking for you to drink. ”

Mu Yao grabbed the golden cicada and pulled it to the table and sat down, and picked up a large jar of wine from under the table: "As the saying goes, if you spit out the truth after drinking, I will get you drunk today, and ask you to take out your heart and show me a good life." ”

Jin Chanzi took a look, and the more than 20 jars of aged wine in the lobby were all the most famous wineries in the imperial city, the oldest time-honored brand, and the best old wine, which were usually priceless and unmarketable, and I don't know how Mu Yao got so much.

"I didn't just move troops to rob it. Jin Chanzi thought bitterly, but quickly pronounced "sin", didn't he slap himself in the face when he thought like this. It's easy to spend a hundred years teaching a country good?

He swallowed his saliva and struggled: "It's not right, the quiet place of Buddhism ......"

"Which kind of Buddha you are, which door of your door, don't even offer to respect the Buddha. ”

Mu Yao said with disdain:

"Besides, how can there be a monk like you, who doesn't practice well, doesn't talk about eating meat and drinking wine, and is still lustful. ”

"The Buddha is in my heart. The golden cicada refuted in a low voice, lacking confidence. "Even if you make offerings to the Buddha, you won't see the real Buddha. The real Buddha is staying in Lingshan, how can he look at you. ”

Mu Yao was immersed in anger, clenched her pink fist, slapped the table with a "clang", and said angrily:

"What's even worse is that it's just lustful. But the old lady has been sticking to you for 30 years, but you are fucking pretending to be innocent to the old lady. ”

"General Mu Yao, let's not talk about this. ”

The golden cicada shrunk her neck and lowered her head, aggrieved like a little daughter-in-law, thinking about finding a crack in the ground to get into. He pounded his chest vigorously, regretting that he had not done it at the beginning. It is forgivable if it is a sin of heaven, but it is not possible to live if it is a sin of oneself.

Back then, when he and Jizo first arrived in the country of Saisai, one of the things they did was to destroy the farce of a rich daughter who was kidnapped by bandits and gave the scholar hero the opportunity to save the United States.

This delicate and willful young lady is Mu Yao.

Who would have thought that Mu Yao would actually rely on him since then.

first pestered him to learn martial arts.

Whoever told the two of them to fall from the sky, beat the fake kidnappers pretended to be real kidnappers all over the ground in three or two blows, and they were so chic that they couldn't do it.

He was so annoyed that he pointed her out.

How do you know that Mu Yao's eyes are very powerful, and he saw the extraordinaryness of the two.

Later, he sharpened the golden cicada to teach her spells and teach her to practice.

Speaking of which, her roots are still good, but she is ambitious and uncertain. In a hundred years, so-so cultivation has reached the Heavenly Immortal Realm.

Girls love beauty, and when Mu Yao was thirty or forty years old, she pestered Jin Chanzi to teach her the art of immortality. How can Buddhism have such a spell, and if you want to live forever, the key is to rely on Taoism.

Mu Yao's Taoism is 108,000 miles away from immortality, but she can't stand Mu Yao's soft grinding and hard bubbles, and the golden cicada is hot-headed, so it took the boss's strength to get her a nine-thousand-year-old peach.

Cause and effect, Jin Chanzi has not yet understood the Tao, so it is really unclear.

Back then, he just wanted to plant a good cause, so he intervened in Mu Yao's "Hero Saves Beauty" play, but the result was not like that at all.

When Mu Yao was seventy years old, she actually became a female general of the Sai Country, and she was heroic and unstoppable.

And that scholar later gained fame and became the colt of the only daughter of the lord of the country. After the death of the lord of the country, the horse naturally became the new lord of the sacrificial country.

Even more bizarre.

Mu Yao has been pestering the golden cicada for many years, coming and going, and secretly fell in love with him.

Mu Yao doesn't hide things in her heart, if she likes it, she likes it, and she always faces the golden cicada directly. The golden cicada is as afraid as a tiger.

"If you don't talk about it anymore, the old lady will be old. ”

Mu Yao said with bad intentions: "Today, the old lady will get you drunk." ”

Mu Yao poured the bowl full of wine, but found that the golden cicada was distracted, pinching three golden hairs in her hands.

"Hey, accompany the old lady, can you concentrate. ”

"Ah......h

The golden cicada came back to his senses, clutched the three golden hairs in his hand and frowned.

"What's wrong?"

Mu Yao seemed to sense that something was wrong with the golden cicada.

"That monkey is in a very bad situation. ”

Jin Cicada said.

"Is that the monkey you secretly used to help him get the Seventy-two Earth Evil Techniques and the Three Clearings of One Qi in the Sanxing Cave Collection Pavilion?" Mu Yao asked.

The golden cicada seemed to have been stepped on by the tail, and hurriedly denied: "Mu Yao, let me tell you, you can't talk nonsense." Obviously, he himself has a relationship with those two cheats, but I didn't interfere. ”

"Heh, whatever you say is what you say. ”

Mu Yao sneered.

"Then you're not going to help him?"

"The matter on the side of the Saisai country has not yet come to fruition, so we can't give up halfway. ”

The golden cicada condensed a spiritual message and shot into the distance.

"To whom?" Mu Yao said curiously.

"The Buddha said: Don't say, don't say"

"Cry, pretend to be mysterious. ”

"Drink, drink. ”

"Look at the old lady getting drunk on you. ”

"Mu Yao, let me tell you, be polite and respect your teacher. ”

"Drink you. ”

"Hmm......"