In this way, Ping An and the stupid big Feng Dajun were almost stunned by the dumbfounded second aunt and second uncle of Ping An, and they sold out all the dozens of catties of aquatic products one by one, and a few catties at a time.

So the money, Ping An didn't touch a penny, all for the stupid big man to take, and told him to hide it carefully, and he couldn't take it out if he was killed.

"Brother, don't worry, I'm not stupid, I hide my money tightly. Feng Dajun showed a silly smile, looking as stupid as he wanted.

As soon as the fish was sold, Ping An didn't dare to stay for a long time, because his mother would settle accounts with him.

It's a pity that he was still a step too late, and Ping An had already heard Yuan Xiaoyi's familiar footsteps from a distance, and then his ears rotated three hundred and sixty degrees, and Ping An stood up with Yuan Xiaoyi pinching his hand, pretending to be pitiful and shouting: "Mom, Mom, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts......"

"It hurts, it hurts, you still dare not listen to me, you don't study hard at home, you actually take the army with you, and secretly sell fish behind my back? ”

"Mom, I'm not adding bricks to our family, I'm keeping up with the party and the people, being self-reliant, and supporting myself. Yuan Xiaoyi's hands have always been thunderous and rainy, and Ping An really doesn't hurt, and said with a flamboyant tongue: "Besides, the military brother is almost sixteen, and he will have to marry a wife in a few years, and now he has to save some money for his daughter-in-law." ”

"You have a lot of reasons. Yuan Xiaoyi didn't plan to let him go, and said with a serious face: "Say, where did you get the money to collect fish?"

"Owe it first, and then give money after selling the fish. ”

"How much did you earn?"

"Mom, every penny of the profits, all the hard money, the profits are all made by the restaurant owner and the person who sells my fish. Ping An blinked his eyes and said, just like flickering Ping Zhongjing, saying that he was not panting and his face was not red.

"What about the money from the sale of fish?"

"It was taken away by the uncle who sold me fish. ”

"I don't believe you. ”

Yuan Xiaoyi knew her son's virtue and searched his body directly.

To no avail.

Yuan Xiaoyi was stunned for a moment, and after glancing at her son, she subconsciously looked at Feng Dajun behind Ping'an.

The stupid big honest face was full of smirks, and he consciously and honestly opened the pockets on his body one by one, the four pockets were as light, there was no money, and he said stupidly: "Godmother, I don't have any money! The money was really taken away by the uncle who sold us fish." ”

Yuan Xiaoyi collapsed, completely defeated, and knew where she wanted to get money from her son, almost zero.

As for Feng Dajun, this stupid big man who only recognizes peace in addition to his own mother has completely betrayed her godmother.

"Hey, they're all white-eyed wolves that can't be raised!"

Seeing that her son and godson exchanged glances with a tacit understanding, Yuan Xiaoyi finally realized the feeling that her son couldn't help but be a mother, let them play, her family is not short of these two money now, if she knew that the money she made on this day was not less than what she earned by selling pork, she would definitely not be so happy.

"Mom, let's go home first. "It's not easy to stay here for a long time, and when my mother is not paying attention, she drops a sentence and slips away with a stupid big man, and the appearance of running is really wild.

The two white-eyed wolves ran away in one breath before resting in the shade of a tree in the county town, and Ping An finally knew where Feng Dajun hid the money.

I saw the stupid big guy take out a handful of money from the crotch of his pants, show them one by one, and then grin and smirk and count the money.

Ping An also silently counted the accounts in his heart, fish 125 catties multiplied by 2.3, etc. 287.5 cents, yellow eel 45 catties multiplied by 2.7, that is, 125.5 cents, crab 45 catties multiplied by 1.1, that is, 49.5 cents, loach 53 catties multiplied by 2.9, that is, 153.7 cents, plus the money of three soft-shelled turtles, a total of 705.2 cents, and then remove the cost of 225 cents.

My God, on this day's income, Ping An earned a full 480 yuan.

It's not 4 yuan and 8 cents, it's not 48 yuan, but 480 yuan, which in the nineties was definitely a lot of money.

"It's made, brother, you're rich!" The stupid big man counted the money several times in a row, and after finally holding not 7 yuan in his hand, but 705 yuan, he grinned vigorously, saliva flowed out, but he stuffed a thick stack of money into Ping'an's hand one by one.

"Brother, you're wrong, it's us who got rich. Ping An looked at the money in his hand, his eyes were shining with gold, and he divided about two hundred yuan from it and handed it to the stupid big man.

Feng Dajun's honest face was full of stubbornness, and he shook his head and said, "Brother, I said, I don't want your money." ”

"You are so stupid, this is money, you can take it back to honor your godmother, or hide it to marry a daughter-in-law in the future. Ping An looked at his smirk for many years, and scolded as soon as he opened his mouth, and he was angry.

The stupid big man stubbornly smiled and shook his head.

His resolute expression, Ping'an is too familiar, just like when he was a child, he took the twist candy, wild fruits, and eggs that he was reluctant to eat and stuffed them into him, while smirking and drooling, while watching Ping'an eat with satisfaction, and when Ping'an finished eating, he also smirked and said: "Brother, when the melon is ripe in August next year, I will pick it for you to eat." ”

There are too many things like this, not to mention the crazy scenes of someone bullying him and beating people in a big rage.

Looking at Feng Jun with a smile on his face, Ping An suddenly lowered his head and was silent for a long time, then raised his head and said slowly with a serious face:

"Brother, this money is very important to me. The money, I'll take it first, but when you ask for a daughter-in-law in a few years, I will definitely prepare you a bride price that can't be taken out in Xima Town, and then get you a mighty convoy, so that the village head, township head, and high-ranking officials in the town will all go to greet your wife for you, and then tell them what it means to be blind, and the daughter-in-law you marry must also be the most beautiful woman in Xima Town. ”

"Good!"

The stupid big man squeezed out a shy smile and said softly: "But my brother's daughter-in-law should be the most beautiful." ”

"No, my daughter-in-law must be the most beautiful woman in the country. "For women, daughters-in-law and sex, there is not much concept of peace, holding the goal of having a beautiful face, let go of wild words,

The stupid big man grinned and giggled.

Ping An said, stupid big guy, this is something that the children and adults in the town know.

"Let's go, let's go back. Ping An carefully put the money away. He didn't go to the gold shop for the first time, but took the stupid big guy all the way to the bus station.

Ping An plans to take advantage of tomorrow's Sunday to make another profit.

didn't rest all the way, and after taking the shuttle bus all the way to Xima Town, Ping An borrowed a bicycle from his cousin and asked the stupid big man to take him straight to Liu Jiang's house.

When a thick stack of 175 yuan tied together with ten and five pieces was smashed directly in front of Liu Jiang's father, this uncle, who was afraid that he would take the fish and not give the money, immediately smiled like a flower on his face, and he didn't even say a word about not returning the basket.

Especially when Ping An proposed that he still want fish tomorrow, he didn't say a word, so he said: "I know, the old rule, take the fish first and pay later." ”

Look, what a person who goes to the Tao, there is no need to talk nonsense about peace at all.

Probably the more than 200 yuan was too shocking, Liu Jiang's father distributed the money to other fishermen, and carefully gave his share to his wife, and immediately took people down to the river to fish.

The next day, before two o'clock in the morning, he waited with his people for peace.

This time, he happily didn't let Ping An make an IOU, nor did he wait for Ping An to load cigarettes for him, he consciously led someone to carry the fish onto the truck, and finally stood in the night, smiling and watching Ping An go away.

Of course, Ping An did not forget to inject an aura into each basket containing fish.

"Brother, do you say that my personal charm is too great and I have convinced them, or is the power of money too terrifying?" Ping An looked at Liu Jiang's father, who kept waving at him, and said for no reason.

The stupid big man scratched his head, and then said solemnly: "Of course, your personal charm is too great." ”

"Really?" Ping'an touched his handsome face, and then looked at Feng Dajun, who was staring at the fish in the basket and smirking, he realized that no matter how great his personality charm was, he couldn't compete with the power of money.

"Am I in it for the money, though?"

No!

"I'm for the Tao, my way of cutting immortals. ”

Peace quietly told himself, gaze, unwavering.