For 10,000 years, Zhang Ming felt that his daily life was very meaningful, and he had made a great contribution to the cause of herbal medicine in the wilderness. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Zhang Ming has spent every day in tasting herbs for the past 10,000 years, I don't know if he eats too much to produce antibodies, no matter what perverted fairy grass he eats later, it will not have an effect, this should be regarded as an alternative poison. Sometimes Zhang Ming is sighing that his body is really bullish, some fairy grasses may burp even if they are eaten by Jin Xian, and the most he eats is to pull his stomach, and it will be fine after that. It's not that there is nothing to gain in these 10,000 years, at least Yaochi's medical skills are all practiced on him.

Zhang Ming hasn't made a few delicious dishes in the past 10,000 years, but he has made a bunch of strange things, such as jumping candy, three bowls of wine that are not good, perverted and spicy fire-breathing candy, and living soup...... And so on and so on. Zhang Ming felt that even if he couldn't become a chef in the future, he could still learn alchemy, with his years of research on immortal herbs (death experience), he knew all the medicinal properties of immortal herbs very well, but could he taste them in one bite.

"Senior sister, this is the beauty and health soup I just made," Zhang Ming held a bowl of soup and looked at Yaochi with a flattering face.

"What do you want to do?" asked Yao Chi with a cautious expression. In the past 10,000 years, Zhang Ming has done a lot of strange things, at the beginning, fortunately, every time Zhang Ming eats something, you can see the effect, look at Zhang Ming's miserable situation to know what it is, but then Zhang Ming's body became resistant, and it is also an extremely perverted MAX, no matter what he eats, it will not have an effect, and then he frantically put some perverted fairy grass into the dishes he made, and those who don't know take a bite, hehe! You can say goodbye to the world. If it weren't for Hongjun's strong mana, she would have hung up a long time ago. I remember one time, Zhang Ming invited her to eat called flower chicken, she didn't dare to eat it at first, seeing that Zhang Ming ate half a chicken was fine, plus the taste was more fragrant, she couldn't help but take a bite, as a result, her soul was out of the body, fortunately Hongjun appeared in time to help her put her soul back, and later she knew that the leaf wrapped in the chicken was called Soul Grass.

"Didn't I see your hard work in cultivation and made you a soup for you to make up," Zhang Ming said with a traitorous face.

"Excuse me, let's talk about something directly," Yao Chi said with a cautious expression.

"Then I'll be blunt, I want you to help me add something to my dish. Zhang Ming said a little embarrassed.

"What is it?" asked Yaochi cautiously without letting his guard down at all.

"It's nothing, just add some fairy light. Zhang Ming immediately described the appearance of the little master's glowing cuisine to Yao Chi, and then looked at Yao Chi cutely.

"It's easy!" Yao Chi agreed.

"Great, thank you, so that my plan can be carried out," Zhang Ming said with an expectant expression. Yao Chi suddenly had a bad premonition.

In a blink of an eye, the time for the second sermon came, and Zhang Ming and Yaochi stood at the gate to greet them, but this time the difference was that a table was placed at the door, and a bunch of things were placed on the table. Yao Chi asked curiously, "What are these?" "Nothing, it's all the ingredients for my cooking," Zhang Ming said proudly. Yao Chi shuddered when he heard this, and silently prayed in his heart for the people who would wait to eat these dishes.

It didn't take long for three people to come over, and when they walked in, it turned out to be Sanqing, Zhang Ming saw someone coming, and hurriedly walked over and said, "Fellow Daoists, I have prepared food for you." Without waiting for Sanqing to speak, he dragged them to the table and poured four bowls of wine, "I wish you all a speedy sanctification, come and dry this bowl of 'three bowls of wine' is not good," Zhang Ming raised a bowl of wine and said proudly. Tongtian was originally a bold person, but before Zhang Ming could drink it, he dried it up, and then fell down very simply.

"Third brother!!" Lao Tzu and Yuan hurriedly held Tongtian and shouted.

"Okay, you thief, you dare to assassinate my third brother to death!" said the angry primordial slapped Zhang Ming with all his strength, and the stunned Zhang Ming watched this palm getting closer and closer, only closing his eyes and waiting for death.

"Stop!!" Yao Chi and Lao Tzu said angrily.

"Whew!!" Primordial slapped Zhang Ming's chest with all his might. Zhang Ming felt that there was nothing to do and opened his eyes to look at the primordial, the primordial felt that his hands were numb as if he was hitting the chaos clock with all his palm, and he stared at Zhang Ming with an incredible face, and Zhang Ming and the primordial two people stared at each other.

At this moment, Fu Xi and Nuwa came, the two of them looked at all this in front of them dumbfounded, and felt that their three views had been greatly impacted, in their opinion, they originally stroked Zhang Ming's chest, and the two also looked at each other affectionately, Lao Tzu and Yaochi looked at them angrily, and Tongtian was fainted. Looking at Fu Xi and Nuwa's strange eyes, Zhang Ming and Yuan glanced at each other again, and at the same time jumped away, "Eh! Actually, ......!" Zhang Ming just wanted to explain.

"Daoist friends don't need to explain, we didn't see anything today" Fu Xi said immediately before Zhang Ming finished speaking, and then pulled Nuwa into Zixiao Palace quickly.

After entering Zixiao Palace, Fu Xi said fearfully, "I was almost killed by them!" Nuwa also nodded with palpitations.

After Fuxi and Nuwa left, Zhang Ming felt that the whole world had turned gray, so he squatted on the ground and drew circles. Primitively, too, seems to have thought of something, and his face has been very bad. In desperation, Lao Tzu came over and asked, "Daoist friend doesn't know what is wrong with my third brother, the teacher's sermon is about to start, can you make him wake up." ”

"He's fine, I just added drunken fairy grass to the water, and he woke up after a while," Zhang Ming said with a look of lovelessness.

"There is a lot of offense in what happened just now. Lao Tzu didn't want to offend the people around Hongjun, so he confessed. Zhang Ming didn't speak, just waved his hand, and when Lao Tzu saw Zhang Ming like this, he had no choice but to say: "Then let's take our leave" After speaking, he and the original helped him up and walked into Zixiao Palace.

After a while, two more came in the chaotic aura, that is, the two saints of the West, and the two of them walked over and saw Zhang Ming squatting in the corner with a helpless face, and asked Yao Chi curiously: "What's wrong with him?" Yao Chi was still very innocent, and he didn't know what was going on, so he had to shake his head. Zhun Ti saw that he couldn't ask anything and was about to walk into Zixiao Palace, and suddenly saw that there were many immortal fruits on the table, and suddenly had the psychology of being greedy for small and cheap, so he asked: "The items on this table are for us who listen to the sermon?" Yao Chi looked at Zhun Ti with a sympathetic face, and when Zhun Ti was a little hairy and was about to leave, Yao Chi suddenly nodded. Zhun Ti excitedly walked over to look at the fruit on the table, and Zhun Ti suddenly picked up the largest one, "Wait......!" Yao Chi suddenly stopped. When Zhun Ti heard Yaochi's words, not only did he not put it down, but put it in his mouth at once, and he thought very proudly in his heart: Hmph! I want to take back what has entered my hand. Then bite hard.

"!!Boom" There was a shocking bang, Zhun Ti opened his mouth, his white and chubby face became like the bottom of a pot, and the seven orifices were smoking. (Please refer to the old demon of Montenegro who was bombed by Tang Seng in Journey to the West). "You dare to tease me," Zhun Ti was furious, ready to teach Yao Chi a lesson.

"Don't be angry, junior brother! this is a test for us from the teacher!" said Zhun Ti, pulling him on. Zhun Ti thought for a while, "Actually, I already knew, but I didn't want others to suffer like this, so I suffered it on their behalf." "Then I said that I was for the sake of the world.

"This person's face can be compared with that of his senior brother. Yao Chi thought with disdain.

"What is that fruit just now? Zhun Ti asked curiously.

"That's the super burst fruit invented by my senior brother," Yao Chi replied honestly.

"Why did your brother invent these things?" asked Zhun Ti again.

"To make something called Hopping Candy!" said Yao Chi embarrassedly.

"Jumping Candy?" said Zhun Ti with a confused expression.

"Yes, he said, it's a candy that jumps on the tip of the tongue repeatedly. Yao Chi said with a serious look of recollection. Zhun Ti: ...... Not only jumping is an explosion, but it also explodes repeatedly. "By the way, my senior brother seems to have a finished product on him, I'll give it to taste," said Yao Chi and walked towards Zhang Ming.

"No need, the teacher is about to start preaching, next time I will taste it" Zhun Ti pulled the guide and ran immediately.

After Zhun Ti took him away, the gods came one after another, and many people couldn't help but taste the fruit on the table, and then they all fell into the trick, and they all thought that it was a test given to them by Hongjun, and they didn't dare to get rid of it when they were blown up and their faces were black.

"The sermon begins, you come in quickly," Yaochi's voice came from Hongjun's ear. As soon as Yao Chi wanted to leave, he remembered that Zhang Ming, who was about to turn into a black and white photo, immediately pulled him into the main hall.

After Hongjun appeared on the podium, his eyes swept down the stage, and he suddenly found many people with black faces.

Hongjun in his heart: ?????