Chapter 16 The Man with Taste
"Ah, I didn't say anyone, I didn't say anyone. The dog waved his hand again and again, and without waiting for Lin An to ask again, he ran away as soon as he slipped away, and the rest of the people also deliberately avoided him.
Lin An felt a little inexplicable, but this didn't affect his mood at all, and he ran towards the school happily humming a tune.
"Hmmm, no, although my strength has increased greatly, it is not suitable to stretch it yet, so don't be too fierce later. ”
Lin An was thinking about whether to show off, and suddenly thought of the young man again. Although Lin An has built a five-fold foundation, he has not undergone systematic training, and he can't exert his cultivation in the air, and he can still be bullied in the face of ordinary people, but if he meets a real cultivator, I am afraid that he will be bullied, and he may be picked by others.
"To be a human being, you must be self-aware, and you can't show a cultivation realm that can make the young immortal pay attention. Lin An secretly calculated.
He looked around, looking for some tools to commit the crime.
"Well, there is. Lin An's eyes lit up, and he fished out a wooden board from the biogas tank next to him, and the air was suddenly filled with an indescribable fishy smell.
"Gott~"
"This should taste very much to the taste of those in the school, they will definitely like it. Lin An pinched his nose vigorously.
"Well~ engrave a few more words, so that it can also show my sincerity, and then let the smiling tiger be excited. ”
He thought about it for a while, and finally picked up a wooden stick, injected a little internal qi, and carved a few large characters on both sides of the board.
"Not bad, not bad. Lin An looked at his masterpiece and felt very satisfied, "The preparation is very thorough, and it is time to get down to business." ”
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On the other side, the smiling tiger is giving a lecture to the students.
"The ancients said that only villains and women in the world are difficult to raise, what do you think of this sentence?"
He squinted his eyes and asked the students with a smile on his face, and he could see that he seemed to be happy.
It is true that after the smiling tiger gave Lin An's recommendation to that Zhu Gongzi a few days ago, Zhu Gongzi was very happy and rewarded him fiercely, and he also took the opportunity to really hook up with this noble son.
The smiling tiger felt that he was finally going to get through it, and after living in such a place where birds don't lay eggs for so long, if he didn't go out, he might have to stay here for the rest of his life, which he didn't want.
Fortunately, he finally had a chance this time, he believed that with his eloquence that he had cultivated over the years, as well as many other skills, he would definitely be able to impress Zhu Gongzi with himself, and then let Zhu Gongzi send someone to the school in the city to say a word, and he would be able to be promoted clearly and honestly, and he would be able to live in the city in the future.
It would be better if the more basic person was good enough to get Zhu Gongzi's appreciation and stay around him.
The smiling tiger was obscene with a good life, and his consciousness wandered out of the world, and he didn't care how the people below answered, but just nodded vigorously and replied, so there was such a scene.
"Teacher, I think the ancients are right, villains are children, it is really difficult to feed, especially in places like ours, the conditions are too hard. ”
"Hmm," the smiling tiger nodded.
"Every time my father scolds my mother, he says, 'Stinky girl's skin, Lao Tzu raised you for nothing', which also proves that women are difficult to raise, right?"
"Hmm," the smiling tiger still nodded.
"No, no, I think 'villain' is a compliment, a compliment, a compliment, and the ancients used antiphony. ”
"The villain actually refers to a person like the teacher who is wise and martial, wise and decisive, discredited, ruthless and vicious, and has countless yin people. ”
"Hmm," the smiling tiger still nodded.
"Teacher, is it difficult for your mother-in-law to support?" someone boldly asked.
"Hmm!" the smiling tiger smiled and nodded.
So the class entered a strange atmosphere in this strange question and answer.
Until......
"Huh, do you smell anything?"
"It stinks, who doesn't go to the toilet and solves it on the spot?"
A group of students covered their mouths and noses, talking nonsense, and even the smiling tiger was smoked back from the Nine Heavens by this smell, and at this time he didn't know that he must have had a lot of strange problems before.
Smelling the unspeakable stench, the smiling tiger was full of gloom, "Who is it?
Many students, you look at me, I look at you, all of them are suspicious, and they are speechless. After a while, when the students ruled out Bibi one after another, as if they thought of something, their eyes turned to the smiling tiger.
"Is it the teacher?" someone whispered.
The smiling tiger was stunned for a moment, and then his face turned black on the ground, and the fat on his face shook with his breathing, looking extremely angry.
"You...... You ......," he pointed at the student with trembling fingers, anger making him a little influent...... Well said......"
"Ahh
"You are so disappointing!" Rao couldn't hold back his scheming scheming face, and roared angrily.
The students immediately fell silent and did not dare to speak, and for a while the school fell into an eerie silence.
"Papapa!" Suddenly a sound of applause came, everyone was stunned, the smiling tiger was in a burst of anger, who dared to touch its tiger whiskers?
"Oh, what's wrong with the school? Why is it so smelly after not seeing you for a few days? It seems that you are all people with taste. Lin An's cheap voice sounded.
Hearing this, the smiling tiger's face became darker and darker, he stared at Lin An hard, and said coldly, "Lin An, you haven't come to class for so long, it seems that you don't want to study anymore?"
There was a strong hint of threat in his tone, this was the only bargaining chip he could get, he didn't believe that Lin An's persistence and excellence would suspend his studies, and as long as he still wanted to nominate a quota, it was all up to him.
It's a pity that this time the smiling tiger is destined to miscalculate.
"Tut-tut, a bunch of people with taste. Lin An didn't care at all about the threat in the smiling tiger's tone, and kept smiling and playing.
In the face of Lin An's second provocation, someone finally couldn't help it,
"You smell like a big-headed ghost, you have a taste!"
"Yes, of course I have a taste, a man. Lin An was very shameless, and continued, "But you guys are different, what do you smell like?"
"Hey, it turns out that those two girls didn't come today," Lin An looked around, as if he suddenly realized, "No wonder, no wonder." ”
"What's the wonder?"
"Yes, you make it clear, or ......"
Everyone pinched their noses and looked at Lin An with a gloomy face, if their eyes could kill, Lin An felt that in the moment just now, he should have died many times.
But these people are vulnerable to him now, and he doesn't take these threats to heart.
But he still pretended to be very scared, and said with deep meaning, "You, you group of old men are gathered in a confined space, and you are still so tasteful, who ...... Who knows what you're doing?"