"It's so numb, I forgot the time again when I read it, Uncle should have come back from fishing!" The momentum of Top Gun in Ping'an's heart passed, like a person who woke up with a hangover, and immediately felt a headache.

Ping Zhonghua's temper is not good, Ping An was naughty when he was a child, and he was beaten by him, not to mention that this time it was a collection of books that he regarded as the meat of his heart.

"Gotta get home before he does. ”

As long as the book is returned first, can the uncle still settle the account after the autumn?

In this regard, Ping An has a lot of combat experience, after the age of ten he can already play Tai Chi with the people in his family to play Laipi, and as long as the grandfather does not take the initiative to talk about it, according to the uncle's self-esteem and high temperament, eighty percent will not alarm the old man for a few books.

If the uncle goes home first, he is not afraid of peace, as long as he drills into the grandmother's house, borrows a few dares from Ping Zhonghua, and dares to scold him in the old lady, it is simply looking for a draw.

"Yes, that's it. "With a wealth of experience and a glorious history of fighting, Ping An is not worried that he will end up in a tragic end, and the only thing that makes him jealous is probably Taira Tadashi.

This father didn't catch his braids recently, but he held back his stuffiness, almost to the extent of serious internal injuries, if this matter was known by Ping Zhongjing, it is estimated that he would not be able to run away after a beating, and he has become a good medicine for his injuries.

"Let's go home first and find out what is going on. ”

Ping An turned a corner, didn't continue to walk to the uncle's house, and walked straight into the house.

As soon as he entered the door, he was immediately stunned by the scene in front of him, the living room, the kitchen, and the room with miscellaneous items were in a mess, with pots, bowls, basins, and chopsticks scattered all over the ground, and paper, clothes, and shoes were scattered all over the place.

His schoolbag was gloriously hidden in the corner with his mouth wide open, and eighty percent of it was useless. His books, homework books, round turtles, and rulers seem to have been abused thousands of times, and they are piled together innocently and disorganized.

Ping Zhongjing sat on a messy chair, smoking silently, his expression was very painful and lonely, as if he had been hit by something very bad, and he had accepted the lesson of failure very cleanly.

Ping An Evil wondered if the internal injury of Ping Zhongjing finally attacked, causing his mind to collapse, and he simply gave up on himself and abolished himself.

"No, I'm finished, did my uncle raid my home?" Ping An subconsciously guessed, and then felt wrong, if Ping Zhonghua dared to raid his house, Ping Zhongjing would not dare to fight back, and his mother would not look for him after he came back.

This kind of stupid behavior regardless of the consequences and all costs is by no means a lack of virtue that Ping Zhonghua can do, so there is only one possibility.

"Dad, has my family been burglarized?" Ping An asked cautiously, secretly praising himself for being so smart, he didn't hide the more than 30 yuan of pocket money his mother gave him at home, but hid it in his grandmother's house, otherwise he would be as depressed as Ping Zhongjing.

"No, I'm looking for something. Ping Zhongjing replied softly and continued to smoke, looking very painful.

"Looking for something?"

Ping An looked at the messy home, the whole person was sluggish, and he didn't understand Ping Zhongjing's whimsical behavior and thoughts, it seemed that he was really injured.

"You've gone there and you haven't seen anyone all day. Ping Zhongjing swallowed the clouds and spit out the fog, and his eyes were bloodshot.

Ping An habitually precautioned: "I've studied the book!" and raised the book he was holding.

Hearing this impeccable excuse, as well as Ping'an's cautious appearance of "fire prevention, theft prevention, and Lao Tzu", Ping Zhongjing was unhappy again.

Thinking about the secret competition with his son during this period of time, it is often him who suffers, Ping Zhongjing is a little doubtful that he has broken his head in prison for the past 12 years, and he can't even fight his twelve-year-old son, which is really a big failure in life.

The only thing I am glad about is that my wife has not changed, she is just as easy to coax, just as easy to deceive, every time she asks for money, she can get ten yuan and twenty, but this is not enough for him to spend.

Two packs of cigarettes a day, went to four yuan, rubbed mahjong ten gambles and nine losses, never won, paid tuition fees like five or six yuan a day, occasionally drank a glass of wine at night, several yuan is gone, plus in and out of the gambling game recently, this day is really unbearable.

But where did the mother-in-law hide the money?

Ping Zhongjing was smoking, very depressed, seeing that Ping An was about to leave the room, his heart moved, he got up quickly, blocked the door all of a sudden, and showed a bright smile: "Ping An, you tell me honestly, does your mother's business really only make so little money? As long as you answer honestly, I promise not to trouble you again in the future." ”

After speaking, Ping Zhongjing quickly took out two yuan and stuffed it into Ping'an's hand.

Is this a bribe for me?

Ping'an was stunned again, people are really not stupid, with the same fast speed, put two yuan into his trouser pocket, and showed a flattered expression, and said with a heartfelt voice: "Dad, I told you, but I can't let my mother know, I will be beaten." ”

"Don't worry, I'll keep it a secret. Ping Zhongjing smiled, as if he was afraid that his son would not tell the truth, so he increased his bargaining chips: "Son, as long as you tell me the truth, I will get the money, and your benefits are indispensable." ”

Ping'an's eyes lit up: "Really." ”

"When did Lao Tzu lie to you. "Ping Zhongjing's face is not red or breathless, but his acting skills are not as skillful as Ping'an's.

"Dad, Mom ...... every day It's true that you can only make that much money. As if he was afraid that Ping Zhongjing would regret asking him to get the two yuan back, Ping An pulled the egg seriously, and calculated an account with him:

"Dad, you think, a pound of meat earns five cents, a hundred catties is only five yuan, don't look at my mother every time hundreds of thousands of pounds to take, in fact, all the money is hard money, there is a shrinkage in the middle, a shortage of catties and two pounds and a price reduction, the profits are all made by restaurants and meat market vendors, I don't believe that tomorrow you will go to the county with your mother to deliver meat." ”

Ping'an watched Ping Zhongjing's facial muscles twitch violently, as if he had eaten a fly, and felt proud, but he never believed that he, a lazy father, would be able to get up at five o'clock in the morning tomorrow and go to the county seat with his mother as a porter to do business.

Sure enough, Ping Zhongjing also felt that he couldn't get out of bed, and he was too tired to carry pork, so he was still comfortable in the bed.

also thinks that if the pork business is so good, how can it be the turn of his daughter-in-law, who has no culture to coax and deceive, to do it, others have already rushed to do it.

How would Ping Zhongjing know how much his daughter-in-law has suffered and suffered in the past 12 years when he was in prison, in order to live and raise peace, and these hardships of life are enough to make anyone grow up and stand alone.

He didn't know that if there was no help from an old vendor in the vegetable market like Aunt Ping'an, if a person who was not familiar with the market took pork to sell, he would be a fat sheep for butchers and restaurateurs.

So he didn't know that in the past month or so, with the help of his second aunt and father-in-law, his mother's pork had been sent to the county guest house, the county armed forces department, and the county government, and the profits had also increased by one or two cents.

"Then do you know where your mother hid her money?" asked Ping Zhongjing with a thief's heart.

Ping An suddenly realized, it turned out that Ping Zhongjing was not nervous, and he was looking for his mother's money.

"As long as you tell me where the money is hidden, I will give you ten dollars immediately if I find it, no, fifty, one hundred dollars?"

Ping An was shocked and looked at Ping Zhongjing dumbfounded.

"How about we divide the account between two and eight?"

Ping An opened his mouth wide and his eyes widened, as if he had seen something unbelievable.

Ping Zhongjing gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "How about our Sanqi opening......? You want to split it evenly, right?"

As he spoke, the people of Pingzhongjing were about to collapse, because Ping'an's expression was once again completely sluggish.

Especially Ping'an looked at Ping Zhongjing, and then looked at the messy home, that look like you are a very idiot expression, so that Ping Zhongjing's sentence "You six and I four" words stiffly suffocated, good internal injury, good internal injury, I had to sit back on the chair and continue to smoke, I only feel that life is a failure, a failure, why can't you fight your own son?

Peace, relief, slipping away, I don't clean up the house, I just feel that Ping Zhongjing's IQ is declining too fast, and I don't want to think about whether I am close to my mother or with you? I don't talk through my brain, I'm really stupid, you will share me a dime when the money finds it? I think I'm a three-year-old child? It's still three or seven open, there's nothing wrong, no matter, it's the last word to return the uncle's book first.

As soon as he went out, he was unlucky to see Ping Zhonghua who was carrying a net of fish home.

Ping An didn't panic, the person was very calm, his eyes rolled, and he immediately went into his grandmother's room, and said loudly: "Grandpa! Grandpa! Are you at home?"

The old man sat in the room and swallowed the clouds: "What's the matter?"

"Grandpa, I brought you the book you asked me to ask my uncle. Ping An dropped the book directly, and simply flashed people.

"Lao Tzu doesn't seem to have told you to get the book, come back for me and make it clear before leaving. The old man was confused again, and said loudly, no more cigarettes.

The people of peace flashed faster.

"You are an old immortal, Ping'an will show you the book, that is to honor you, what are you fierce? Smoke! Smoke! Smoke! You smoke and smoke, right?"

Hearing grandma's scolding, Ping An "oh also", the black pot was finally thrown out, even if the uncle understood that there was a mystery in it afterwards, he could only suffer this loss, and the poor aunt was going to be buried.

"Good hemp, why am I so smart?"

Ping An was narcissistic and intoxicated for a while, and then sneaked to his cousin's house to watch the VCD, until he felt that Ping Zhongjing had almost cleaned up the house, and then he went back.

The house was really cleaned again, and there was no trace of being raided, and when he entered the door safely, Ping Zhongjing was putting the fried vegetables into the rice cooker to ensure that Yuan Xiaoyi, who had been tired all day, had a hot meal to eat when he came home.

This is still commendable, at least not wolf-hearted and crazy.

While waiting for Yuan Xiaoyi to go home, the father and son tacitly didn't mention what happened just now, and they consciously took out their homework to do it.

Ping An was keenly aware of Ping Zhongjing's series of abnormal reactions today, not to mention flipping through things like a house, and actually had the thief's heart to steal his mother's money, the most strange thing is that he has a low IQ and wants to share his mother's money with him?

"It's not going to be a big disaster outside, is it?" Ping An thought to himself, promising to reveal it soon.

Almost as soon as Yuan Xiaoyi entered the house with the front foot, someone stepped on the back foot and seemed to enter the door, it was a man in his thirties, dressed in a suit and holding a big brother, very heroic and chic, Yushu Linfeng temperament in the movie, but it was the villain's fierce and hidden temperament.

Especially when he was followed by four or five sturdy men, it added to his not mortal spirit, he showed a very bright smile, and said when he entered the house: "Uncle Zhongjing is at home, I have been looking for you for a day, well, Aunt Yuan is also here, that's right, I'll put this matter on the front line, so as not to hurt everyone's feelings for generations." ”

Ping An looked at this man in a suit who showed a mouthful of white teeth, and felt bad in his heart......