Chapter 15 "tired" injury

Shi Taigong was depressed, and he had already drawn circles in his heart and cursed the calf of peace countless times.

Ping'an is so smart, he knows that he has a cheap mouth and is very capable of spraying people, so he hurriedly handed the water cup on the table of the Eight Immortals to Shi Taigong, and said with a repentant and flattering smile: "Taigong, smoking hurts your body, coughing hurts your throat, drink saliva first to moisten your throat." ”

"Drink you little ghost, just your head in the water, I really give you a basket of martial arts secrets, and you are completely reading the wordless heavenly book. ”

"Sunflower Treasure Book"? Kwai you are big, are you Yue Buqun or Dongfang undefeated when you are Lao Tzu?"

"In a word, do you want to learn? If you don't learn, get out of here. ”

Shi Taigong was very angry, blowing his beard and glaring at his eyes, and he couldn't bear it for decades of qi cultivation.

"Taigong, I'll learn. Ping An was not ambiguous at all, and as if he remembered something again, he turned and walked towards the kitchen behind the main hall.

"Why are you going? "Master Shi didn't understand the bear child's whimsical thoughts.

"Boil water, make tea, apprentice, learn art. Ping An said as a matter of course: "It's all written in books and TV, and it's acted like this!"

"Worship your size, do you think Lao Tzu is an underworld force in the rivers and lakes, I am just a peasant in the countryside, where are there so many rules, are you stupid to read books, or do you see hallucinations from watching TV series?"

"Besides, at your age, you are not qualified to be my grandson, if you really become my apprentice, those bastards in the town will not secretly scold me for being old and foolish and taking the wrong medicine. ”

Shi Taigong was angry, he didn't bother to reason with Ping'an, and carried Ping'an's neck through the main hall and came to the courtyard behind.

"You first practice the boxing skills I taught you before. ”

Ping'an looked at Shi Taigong, who was already black, although he was not convinced, but he didn't dare to say more, he stood in place and thought carefully about the boxing techniques that Shi Taigong had taught him before, and then practiced with punches and kicks.

I haven't practiced for more than a year, and in the eyes of Shi Taigong, it is naturally miserable.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Shi Taigong seemed to be really angry, knocked Ping'an's head hard with a cigarette bag and pot, ignored Ping'an's cry of pain, put the cigarette pot on the bench on the side, and shouted: "Show me good." ”

As soon as the words fell, Shi Taigong's nearly 100-year-old old man had a change in temperament, like a spiritual snake coming out of a hole, punching and kicking, and taking a step, it was simply connected.

Between hand strikes, elbow strikes, kicks, and knee kicks, Ping An felt the force driving the air, sending out a sharp wind, blowing his little face with a faint pain.

Especially when Shi Taigong hit the lower plate in a row, the upper plate fist move was like a landslide, his body rushed forward with lightning speed, and his fists struck out in unison, giving Ping'an a feeling and pressure of destroying the withering and decaying, like a group of demons dancing like a mountain, the golden gourd in his mind trembled again, and the flying knife of the immortal slashing in the gourd was about to shoot out at any time.

Rumble!

It was like a muffled thunder explosion, and the air around the courtyard was blown by Shi Taigong's fists, and the air was rippled.

This set of boxing techniques, displayed in Shi Taigong's hands, can not be said to be shocking, powerful to the point of outrageous, it seems to be like a humanoid tank, extremely terrifying.

Ping'an was dumbfounded, saliva flowed out, and he shouted madly in his heart, the hero is in the world, the kung fu master is in the town of washing horses, and the little pot friends hurriedly came to apprentice with tea.

"Tai Chi is safe in the world, Baji Town is Qiankun, Fuhu is easy to get started, and it is difficult to practice the marrow. ”

Shi Taigong laughed for a long time, his temperament was crazy and crazy: "Peace, do you see clearly?" ”

His face is not red or panting, his long shirt is porphyrically swaying in the wind, his white hair and long beard, and he has the demeanor of a master of fairy wind and bones.

"Shi Taigong, what kind of martial arts is this?"

Peace will come back to his senses for a while, suppressing the excitement in his heart and all kinds of messy worship.

"The national art play. Shi Taigong said proudly, but he said one less sentence, "If you hit it, you will break the law."

"Guoshu. ”

"That's right, the art of the country, the art of the town. ”

Shi Taigong raised his head and sighed, as if recalling the eventful years when there were many wars and gunsmoke, and his old face was full of sadness and various feelings.

However, when he saw Ping'an being shocked to the point of almost dementia, his heart was full of pride, and he finally regained the feeling of being a master.

"This is the most basic introductory boxing technique of Bajiquan, which contains eight introductory techniques such as meaning, shape, dipping, force, skill, and tyranny, and all of them are indispensable, so you need to practice eight kung fu together. ”

Speaking of happiness, Shi Taigong blurted out loudly: "The so-called Baji Boxing is that there are eight Yin outside Kyushu, there are eight Xuan outside of Bayin, and there are eight poles outside of Baxuan. ”

Ping An is a bear child, he doesn't know much, before today, in addition to hearing of Bruce Lee's Jeet Kune Do, he really hasn't heard of Bajiquan, let alone seen the real national arts, but this doesn't mean that he can't understand Shi Taigong's words.

On the contrary, after reading wisely, Ping An can point to the essence of what he sees and learns.

When Taigong practiced Bajiquan just now, his keen perception reappeared, and he understood Shi Taigong's fist and the momentum, hooking and linking, and changing skillfully, although the momentum was like thunder, but under his terrifying perception, he could still see the continuous and soothing elegance in his boxing.

However, these are all floating clouds for peace.

"Taigong, how long does it take to practice to reach the realm of tearing tigers?"

Shi Taigong said with a smile: "If you really want to learn Bajiquan with me, with your spirituality, first practice with me for three months of horse step kung fu, then practice for two months and months of arm strength, wrist strength, waist strength, and then practice one or two years of breathing and breathing skills, so that after ten or eight years of polishing, you will be able to tear the tiger apart." ”

"Embarrassment".

Ping'an's face collapsed suddenly, and he suddenly lacked interest, and after practicing for more than ten years, there was something wrong with his head, you were stupid to me.

"Taigong, do you have any quick tricks? For example, "Star Absorbing Dafa", "Northern Pluto Divine Skill", and the Transmission of Gong Infusion Technique, and then you can borrow my internal strength to tear the tiger with my hands, and wait for ten or eight years after my skills are completed and then return it to you, okay?"

Shi Taigong seemed to have been struck by a bolt of lightning, his whole body was numb, and the whole person was stunned by these words, followed by a crazy collapse in his heart.

"Get out!"

Shi Taigong was crazy and depressed, and he wanted to catch the bear child in front of him and hang him on a tree and whip him hard.

Borrow your internal strength, borrow your sister's, it is estimated that Lao Tzu will be buried in the soil after ten or eight years, and you will be returned.

"Get out!"

After a period of internal injury, Shi Taigong's expression suddenly dimmed: "Today's people, the big ones want to do everything, they want to make any money, but they can't achieve anything, the little ones are lazy and slippery, they don't have any perseverance and patience to learn anything, they are so numb, this world has changed." ”

Taigong was angry, no, not only angry, but also holding back internal injuries.

Ping'an's keen perception noticed that Taigong was very sad now, and there was suddenly a kind of twilight on his body, like a sun about to set. Also, the look on his face had the kind of disappointed expression that his mother showed every time he failed the exam.

"I practice. ”

Ping An wailed in his heart, lamenting that he was always too soft-hearted, and then Ping An recalled Shi Taigong's boxing moves just now in his mind, and immediately practiced one punch and one kick in the courtyard.

After the nourishment of the aura in the golden gourd, Ping'an's memory has long been amazing, and the fist is unfolded, there is a bit of tiger and tiger flavor, Shi Taigong's gloomy expression, and it is exciting.

Porphyry!Porphypor!

Between fist and momentum, vertical and horizontal, although not to mention how ingenious and sophisticated, it does not look like a layman who has just practiced martial arts.

After practicing again, Ping An seemed to have found a feeling, and his blood was churning, which seemed to drive the aura in his body.

"Pay attention to the posture and punch accurately, and leave three points of strength when punching, and don't use all your strength to punch. ”

"When each punch is punched out, there should be a breath in the mouth, and after the punch is exhausted, the breath will be swallowed into the stomach, which is called qi in the tail of the lun and in the neck. ”

"Yes, the waist must be flexible, so that you can walk like mud, and your feet must be solid to the ground, so that you can not move like Mount Tai......"

“......”

Shi Taigong sat on the bench at some point, found a sunny place, and smoked a cigarette while constantly instructing......