Chapter 99: Playing with the Red Boy
"Hey, I heard that he is the son of the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess, why does he seem to have a fire in his stomach, this is strange, the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess have no one to bring the fire," Wukong looked at the red boy suspiciously, thoughtful.
Tang San opened his divine sense and looked at the red boy, and found that the red boy was a level 39 cultivator, and now that he had Wukong's protection, he naturally wouldn't be afraid, so he wanted to go over.
"Master, let me go," Goku said.
Tang San didn't speak, just gave Wukong a look and walked over.
Wukong understood in seconds, retreated to Bajie Wujing's side and said with a smile: "The master is going to fix him, there is a play to watch." ”
"Who are you kidding, why are you hanging from this tree," Tang San said with a distressed look.
"Woo woo woo .."
When the red boy saw Tang San coming over, tears suddenly flowed out, and he whimpered: "My family lives in a village under Cuiyun Mountain, yesterday when I went out to graze cattle, I was suddenly blown here by a gust of wind, and I was hung here for a day and a night, Master, save me." ”
"Oh," Tang San nodded and asked, "How is the condition of your family, is it good for me to save you." ”
The red boy was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and said in his heart, "Isn't the old man this Tang Seng a good person who has cultivated in the tenth generation, why do you still ask me for benefits." ”
"Elder Hui, my house has two days and thousands of acres, thousands of houses, and countless gold and silver treasures, as long as you save me, I will let my father give you whatever you want," Red Boy said.
"Yo, there's a set of nonsense. ”
Tang San's eyes rolled and said: "Of course, the poor monk likes gold and silver treasures, but I like beauties more, you can tell me if there are many beauties in your family." ”
"What! I still like beautiful women, this is a monk. ”
Red Boy thought for a while and said, "Yes, there are countless beauties in my family, as long as you save me, it will not be a problem for me to let my mother pick dozens for you." ”
Bajie heard that there were beautiful women, and he had to pick dozens for Tang San, and said with a smile: "That child, and my old pig, I also want dozens." ”
"Idiot, what are you doing, I don't know if the master did it on purpose," Wukong kicked Bajie on the buttocks, and then whispered: "Don't make a sound, you have to expose the matter, and the master will definitely not spare you." ”
Bajie sighed in pain, but he didn't dare to scream, "Brother Monkey, don't beat me at every turn, okay, I'm not cooperating with the master, and I didn't say that he was a monster." ”
"Don't talk anyway," Wu looked at Bajie and wanted Tang San to look at it.
"I can't be mistaken, this is Tang Seng and his apprentice, how can they all be very colorful. ”
Tang San and Bajie's request directly made Red Boy suspicious, and he wasn't even sure if it was Tang Seng or not.
"Well, as long as you save me, don't say dozens of me, it's not a problem to have a hundred per person," Red Boy said, "Elder let me go quickly, I'll take you to my house now." ”
"Well, okay," Tang San pretended to be ready to take him next, and suddenly said, "Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, I like young women, I don't know if you have one at home?"
The red boy was completely confused, and thought, if you like beautiful women, you like beautiful women, and I haven't heard of liking young women.
"I have a lot of beautiful women, but the young woman doesn't seem to have a sigh. ”
"Yes, there must be, you are thinking about it," Tang San said with an expectant expression on his face.
"What is the master going to do, why is it involved with the young woman again," the apprentices were also confused.
"No, except for my mother, all of my family members are maids who have not started a family," the red boy muttered.
Tang San smiled sneeredly and said directly: "I see that you are so good-looking, your mother must be very beautiful." ”
Speaking of the Iron Fan Princess, Red Boy had a proud expression, as if he had completely forgotten that he was still hanging from the tree, and immediately said, "Of course. ”
"Okay, if you promise me one thing, I'll put you down, and then send you home, you can still have an unexpected gain," Tang San said with a smile.
The red boy waited for Tang San to save him, and then took him away when he was unprepared, and when he heard that he could do as long as he promised him one thing, he immediately said: "Okay, you say, I will promise you anything." ”
"Then when you get to your house, you can persuade your mother to follow me," Tang San said with a smile: "Then you will have a new father, believe me, I will be kind to your mother." ”
"Giggles," Bajie and the others almost couldn't hold back their laughter, they didn't know at first that Tang San was asking what his mother was doing, but they didn't expect to accept his mother.
"You..."Red Boy was furious, if he hadn't had any scruples, he would probably have attacked Tang San a long time ago, "If you want to save it, you can save it, if you don't save it." ”
"Look, it's just a joke," Tang San smiled and said, "I'll let you down, don't move." ”
After Tang San finished speaking, he stretched out his hand to uncover the rope, and suddenly found that the red boy was wearing open pants, and the small insects underneath were exposed.
"I'm asking a question at the end," Tang San said.
"Hmph, I won't let you save you, you're also a bad person," Red Boy pretended.
He was now eager to kidnap Tang San immediately and put him in the oil pot.
"How old are you?" Tang San asked.
The red boy hesitated for a moment and said, "I'm eight years old, what's wrong, what does this have to do with letting me down?"
Oh, Tang San nodded, and while the red boy didn't pay attention, he flicked the little insect he exposed hard, and said, "Eight years old, why is this thing still so small, according to my judgment, you must be sick, otherwise this little worm wouldn't be so small." ”
The red boy screamed in pain, not human, and scolded in his heart, "You are sick, you are all sick." ”
Although he was screamed by Tang San's bullet, he still did not reveal his identity, "You, why are you playing me, I don't want you to save me, let's go, woo." ”
"Dare to play me Dingding, when I catch you, cut off your Dingding and feed it to the dogs. ”
"Alas, it's really a dog demon Lu Dongbin who doesn't know the hearts of good people, I'm saving your happiness in the future," Tang San said seriously.
"I didn't expect you to be quite able to pretend, okay, then I'll let you pretend to be enough. ”
Tang San shook his head, turned around and said, "Wukong Bajie, let's go, this kid is not sensible, let him hang himself here." ”
The red boy felt that something was wrong, Tang San had gone around in a big circle, and played himself Ding Ding again, and now he was going to leave again, could it be that he had been tricked.
"Master, just leave, don't save him anymore," Bajie said with a smile.
"yes, yes, I'm saving him," Wujing also laughed.
Seeing that Tang San was really leaving, Honghui'er cried: "Elder, don't go, I'm wrong, you can save me." ”
Although he sensed that something was wrong, in order for himself to be able to eat Tang Seng's meat safely and grow up, he still held back his anger and stopped Tang San.