Chapter 182: My Pee Is Yellow
"Yo, who was I at the time, it turned out to be all the Taoist friends of the Sun-Earth Gang!" The Knife Sect group was extremely surprised, they didn't expect to meet each other at this time.
You must know that hundreds of years ago, when the Ridi Gang first emerged, it was just an ant-like existence in front of their Knife Sect, so they didn't take this small gang in their eyes at all, but the gang leader Xu Yan and the behind-the-scenes master, Bu Taiyi, had their wrists all over the sky, and under the joint efforts of the two, they didn't give the Knife Sect time to react at all, and in the blink of an eye, they let the Sunland Gang reflexively become the master, rode on their heads, and became one of the biggest forces in the Scattered Cultivation area!
The Sun-Earth Gang was very prosperous for a while, and the number of gangs reached tens of thousands, and it became a local snake walking sideways in the area under the jurisdiction of Sanxiu, and even their knife sect had to avoid its edge!
However, it came and went quickly, and the Sun-Earth Gang was inexplicably disbanded at the peak of its power, and tens of thousands of gangs disappeared overnight, disappearing without a trace, as if they had evaporated out of thin air...
A gang was disbanded for no reason, and no one believed it, many people who wanted to inquire about it, but they didn't get any useful information, but they didn't expect them to meet it unexpectedly after many years.
"Gang Master Xu Yan, where is your master Bu Taiyi?" The smiling tiger Huang Jue took the initiative to greet him and patted the other party's shoulder happily.
The smiling tiger Huang Jue has an in-depth understanding of the Sunland Gang, on the surface, Xu Yun is the gang leader, but he is a puppet, in fact, it is Bu Taiyi who really controls the Sunland Gang!
"Bu Taiyi?" Hearing this name, Xu Yun snorted sarcastically, his eyes full of unwillingness and resentment!
He is a dignified peak monk in the Divine Transformation Period, and he is only half a step away from the Merge Period, but he is willing to become someone else's puppet, but he has paid so much, and the bamboo basket is empty, and the only thing that rewards him is deception!
"Bu Taiyi?"
As if to confirm the name, Xu Yun read it again!
"Maybe it's the dead mother, or maybe the whole family is dead, in short, this person is gone!"
Resentment makes people crazy, Xu Yun unabashedly cursed his former master to die the whole family, which shows how much he hates that person!
"Gang leader, my subordinates think that Lord Bu Taiyi's family should be fine, he may have something unspeakable..."
"It's hard to say, but let's talk about it, what's so hard to say?!"
It's really Tiger Falling Pingyang who was bullied by dogs, when Bu Taiyi was still there before, everyone was more or less afraid of his helper's face, and now they openly questioned his words, which made Xu Yan's face a little unsightly.
"The gang leader is angry, his subordinates just feel that the rise of the Sun and Earth Gang is indispensable to the contribution of Lord Bu Taiyi, Lord Bu Taiyi is a very ambitious person, in my heart, like this kind of dead mother and death of the whole family, it is impossible to shake the determination of Lord Bu Taiyi, he is very likely to face a more serious problem, so he left us without saying goodbye..."
Seeing that Xu Yun's face was not very good, Chang Duan gritted his teeth, bent his waist lower, and insisted on talking.
"That's interesting, you go on!"
Xu Yun heard the voiceover, his spirit was lifted, and he impatiently urged Chang Duan to continue to speak quickly, completely forgetting that he had lost the demeanor of the leader of the gang.
"For example, he has encountered something unspeakable, and it may even be related to the dignity of men..."When he said this, Chang Duan didn't dare to continue, but glanced at Xu Yan cautiously.
"Like, he's a eunuch?!"
Xu Yan is not a fool, naturally he guessed what Chang Duan didn't say, he wouldn't be afraid of the other party, and said it with a big grin!
"Hahaha, you're right, only he is a eunuch like this, how can this gang leader spend the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain and curse Bu Taiyi's mother to die and the whole family?"
Xu Yun patted Chang Duangen's shoulder happily, he thought that this guy was stubborn at first, and he planned to continue to work hard for Bu Taiyi!
This made the people who were taught by the knife a chill, I didn't expect these two people to have such poisonous mouths, what a lot of deep hatred and resentment this is, either cursing the other party's mother to death and the whole family, or cursing the other party to lose his dignity as a man and become a eunuch!
"Ahem, let a few Taoist friends of the Knife Sect laugh..."
said that, Xu Yun's expression didn't care at all, on the contrary, he hoped to spread today's words through the mouth of the knife teaching, in order to disgust Bu Taiyi!
"Hahaha, I don't know what kind of wind blew you here today?" Although Bu Taiyi disappeared inexplicably, Du Chun was still jealous, he didn't want to talk about this topic, otherwise if the other party came back one day, knew about today's events, and secretly stumbled on the knife, it wouldn't be fun...
"I didn't hear that there is an extra scenic spot 'living dead' in our scattered cultivation area, so I came out to bubble up and find out!"
People have to bow their heads under the eaves, his day and earth gang has already existed in name only, except for a few people who follow him, there is no one else, since the knife sect is unwilling to continue on this topic, Xu Yan naturally will not force the other party, on the contrary, he also cooperated with the other party to change the topic.
After all, the casual cultivation area is a mercenary place, and no one wants to make enemies with others without a conflict of interest.
"Hehe, it turns out that Xu Yun's gang leader is also here for this matter!" The smiling tiger Huang Juewei laughed, quite a feeling that we were in the same way.
"Huang Jue Daoyou don't want to call Xu the gang leader in the future, we are now idle clouds and wild cranes, lonely people, I dare not take responsibility!"
Although he is still called the helper by others, Xu Yun was naturally happy before, but now that he hears these two words, it is really harsh!
"That's good, Xu Daoyou, how old are you to me, if you don't mind, Huang will call you Brother Xu..."
"Hahaha, it's so good, Xu Mou and the Daoists of the Knife Sect hit it off at first sight, otherwise how about we go and watch it together?" Everyone carried the high sedan chair, and the other party gave him Xu Yun's face, and he was naturally willing to make friends with the other party.
"Let's go!"
Regardless of whether Xu Yun minded or not, Huang Jue just put his arm around the other party's shoulders and swaggered towards the tourist attraction 'Living Dead'.
"Get out of the way, get out of the way!"
As soon as the Knife Sect and Xu Yan arrived at the tourist resort, before they could take a closer look, they were squeezed aside by the people who hurriedly rushed behind them.
"Get out of the way, I'm peeing yellow, let me kill him!"
The monk impatiently unbuttoned his crotch, and regardless of the people watching, he just pulled out his majestic spirit.
The water of the Yellow River came up from the sky, and a soak of yellow and sassy urine poured out for thousands of miles, and fell on the bed, and after the matter was over, the monk was still comfortable, and shook his dick happily, and then he put it away with satisfaction.
"Cut, I don't see anything different, look at me and stink him to death with a rake of!"
A freckled monk next to him glanced at the other party with a disdainful look and began to untie his belt...
"Hurry up, it's okay, it's not okay, let me come quickly!" The freckled monk had just squatted down, and the people in line behind him had already begun to urge impatiently.
"You let me brew, brew it..."The freckled monk blushed and smiled embarrassedly, this was the first time he had in front of everyone, and he was inevitably a little nervous...
"Do you want to brew and get out of the way, didn't you see that the one who had been brewing for a long time just now came over?" the monk in line looked impatient.
"It's out, it's out!"
The freckled monk was embarrassed before, and his face was blushing, but now he was holding it out, and he actually held back the and pulled it to the bed...
"It's so comfortable!"
The freckles monk was happy, but it hurt the people in the queue behind, no one expected that this freckle monk was not good-looking, and the he pulled out was really smelly, and he couldn't help pinching his nose one by one.
After wiping it off, the freckled monk threw the straw paper on the head of the bed, greeted the people in line, and swaggered away...
"Hurry up, hurry up, if you don't hurry up, you won't have a chance today!"
"That's right, these people know that the time is short, the number of places is limited, and they still occupy the pit and don't, and waste everyone's time by inking there for half a day..."
"Why don't we go together?"
"I'll see it!"
It's not early, but there is still a long queue behind them, everyone really can't stand to take their time one by one, this is too time-consuming, they began to work in groups of five or six people, around the bed to sprinkle yellow urine...
It's just miserable, the stench in the pavilion is stinking, and urine are mixed together, and there is not even a clean place to settle down, if it weren't for the monk's ability to isolate the spiritual power from all this, I'm afraid that I would have already stepped on my feet full of and urine!
And that set of sheets has long been soaked in feces and urine, and has become the source of the stench, and there are still many people's books on the ground and on the four pillars, 'So-and-so, so-and-so, visit here on a certain year, month, and day'...
"This also..."
These people in line, regardless of their status as monks, are keen on such vulgar and immoral things...
Although I have heard about it and am mentally prepared, when I see all this happening with my own eyes, even the wicked people such as the Knife Sect and Xu Yun will not be able to accept it psychologically for a while...
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