Chapter 25 Japan's Birds Are Not Good Birds
"No, you can't stay in the room! ”
Ping'an felt that his throat was so hot and dry, the fire in his lower abdomen was so suffocating that his little brother was swollen, and he was a little afraid of himself, for fear that if he stayed here, he would do something angry and resentful.
"Water! Yes, drench it with cold water. ”
At this time, Ping An could only think of the way of this turtle, and with a sigh, he slipped out of the room, entered the kitchen, picked up the aluminum scoop and poured water into the water tank, and poured it straight on his head, and soon became a water dog.
The cold well water, soaked all over the body for a moment, and the refreshing feeling passed through the peaceful skin, which made him shiver, but others did not feel comfortable.
Because the feeling of coldness is only on the surface, the heat wave is still rolling in Ping'an's heart, and the picture in his head is even more vulgar.
"Or, bring these Linghua into the persimmon tree in the yard. Looking at the persimmon tree in the backyard that was full of fruit, Ping An felt that this would definitely not be a good idea.
The Ping family has already "gathered heaven and earth" once, and if it comes again, it is estimated that the old man will also go crazy.
But the evil fire in the body, if you don't vent it, the peace is about to collapse, why do you have to swallow ten grams of gold at a time?
"Or, secretly deduct a shot?"
But when I thought of the place I had treasured for twelve years, it was a pity to waste it like this, Ping An felt that his first time, how could he be a beauty, didn't hesitation?
This dog is naturally Ping Zhonghua's dog, I heard that he spent a lot of effort, from a friend's house in the city to raise, the breed is not those local dogs in the town, is two eight years of foreign dogs, produced in Japan, what is called husky.
Usually the baby is not good, and when people meet them, they have to force them to say that this dog has pure blood, is a world-famous dog, and is very smart. It came from Japan and came from the ocean, and it was more valuable than any wolf dog and mountain dog, and it was given a very prosperous name, Wangcai.
But judging from the appearance of this dog, Ping An felt that it should be called Erha, and wondered if the uncle had seen it, after the "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" that could laugh off the big teeth, his head was hot, so he took off the name, and it is estimated that now he has a feeling of middle two when he thinks about it.
But on the occasion of this Qianjun "one shot", how could Ping An think so much, and beckoned to Erha: "Wangcai, come here, I'll find you some fun to play." ”
Not to mention, this dog is really clever, as soon as he heard Ping'an's voice, he glanced at him in a daze, and then wagged his tail and begged for mercy and ran over, rubbing Ping'an's feet very sticky.
"Come, I'll give you a new lease of life and give you a new lease of life. ”
Holding the idea of a friend of the dead and the immortal and poor, he squatted down and held Erha's head with both hands, guided the spiritual power in his body, and gathered the spiritual brilliance that continued to erupt in his body in his hands, and then poured all of them into Erha's head.
"Wang!"
After Erha was stunned for a moment, it was as if he had taken several liters of chicken blood, and his expression lit up.
"The next thing you feel comfortable and warm all over your body. ”
"Howl!"
Erha howled happily, so comfortable that his eyes narrowed into a line.
"Now, you think you're sure you'll be able to bite a tiger to death, and you're the true king of the jungle. ”
"Roar!"
Erha's squinted eyes really showed the brilliance of looking at the world, and he was as proud as an African lion.
"Then the next thing you will have in your blood boiling, and your lust will be raging. ”
Sure enough, Erha's hair all over his body exploded in an instant, and he stood up one by one, and Erha, who didn't understand the situation, seemed to urge Ping An to come a little more.
"Okay, I'll give you all of it. Pingyun gritted his teeth, poured the last huge Linghua in his body into Erha's body, and shouted softly: "Go, go crazy, because this sky is all yours." ”
"Wow, howl, roar!"
Erha was painful and happy, as if he had inexhaustible strength all over his body, and he was so excited that he turned around and ran towards the yard, screaming while running, it was really like hitting hundreds of liters of blood chickens.
Then, the dog went straight crazy!
"Hey, Wangcai, I'm also forced to do it!" Looking at Erha, who was jumping and jumping in the yard, happy like a fairy, and painful like a ghost, Ping An could finally breathe a sigh of relief, and the spiritual brilliance of his whole body calmed down, and the residual aura began to strengthen his body in a gentle way.
"My clothes are soaking wet, so I'm going to change them. ”
Ping An felt sticky all over his body, and immediately took it off, turned around and just returned to his room, when he heard Ping Zhonghua's voice, "Wangcai, what are you calling in broad daylight?" Hurry up and climb down for me, and then shut your dog's mouth." ”
"Wow, Wow, Wow!"
The courtyard was full of Erha's heart-rending howls, the pain and happiness in them, I was not ashamed to hear Ping'an, and I secretly said in my heart: Wangcai, you will carry the pot for your brother once, and I will be gentle next time.
After Ping An changed his clothes, when he appeared in the yard as if he was fine, the old man, uncle, second uncle, and grandmother were all there.
The dogs barked like this, and they didn't come out to see what was going on.
"Huh!" As soon as Ping An entered the courtyard, he saw that the whole family was gathered in front of the persimmon tree, and each one of them looked very strange. Moreover, Erha actually stopped screaming.
"It can't be braids, right?"
Ping An didn't have time to say a word of sin, but when he looked inside, he saw a scene that could be called a tragic scene.
I saw Erha with a pair of front paws, tightly hugging the fruit persimmon tree, his chest and lower abdomen tightly attached to the trunk, his legs standing upright, facing the persimmon up and down, up and down, up and down, that dog's face to eliminate the soul, is a person who knows how to drop.
"Hemp, is this dog crazy, or what, this spring has passed, and I still want to mate, big brother, it seems that you have to raise a female dog." ”
Erbo Ping Zhongming will let go of this opportunity to fall into the well, he has long been unhappy with Ping Zhonghua's sour face, just the ink in your stomach, you dare to call yourself a poet, my Ping's ancestral tomb did not burn this pillar of incense.
Okay now, the dog you think you are proud of is like this bear, and you still have the face to say that he is a world-famous dog?
"......" Ping Zhonghua's face turned black into Bao Gong, and his whole body trembled with anger.
"Shut up for me. "The old man's face is not good-looking, and now he doesn't say that the Ping family house, there is heaven and earth aura.
"Hey, what are you looking at?"
It just so happened that Ping Zhongjing, who had been playing mahjong for a day, went home, he came over to take a look, and immediately laughed, revealing an expression in a sentence: "Big brother, I told you a long time ago, the Japanese are not good birds, their conscience is very bad, none of the things that come out of their place are good things, look, now you believe it, a Japanese dog, also this virtue, if it is my dog, I will kill the stewed dog meat and eat it!"
"Okay, kill and eat!"
Ping Zhonghua was obviously angry, and said to the eldest son standing beside him: "Ping Fei, go, find a rope to hang me on, and kill us to eat dog meat tonight." ”
Just when Ping An was worried about Erha's life, Wangcai seemed to have really become a fine, as soon as he heard this, he didn't wait for Pingfei to find the rope, it immediately put away its indecent posture, "Wang, Wang!" screamed a few times, and the four legs ran fast, and the smoke disappeared.
"Hey, this dog has become a demon and can understand human speech. "Hei Zhongjing was strange and froze in place.
Ping'an didn't think so, he just looked at the monkey when Erha ran away, where was it like running for his life, it was clearly like ...... It's like...... The same as the prostitute in the TV series.
"It's not going to play with its opposite-sex friends, is it?"
Ping An feels that eight / nine is not far from ten, and the uncle is going to be embarrassed now. Then, he looked at the strange appearance of the whole family, and there was a feeling that my peace was not as lonely as snow, but in the snap of his fingers, the whole family caused a sensation on the spot.
"Hey, what is this?"
Suddenly, a strange feeling appeared in Ping'an's heart, and then he suddenly saw that there was a subtle light on the top of the heads of his family, flashing in the air, revealing a kind of mystery.
Grandma and Grandpa's air columns are slightly darker, the eldest uncle is slightly better, the second uncle's is slightly brighter, Pingzhongjing is similar, and the cousin Pingfei's air column is extremely bright.
"This, isn't it a person's luck pillar?"
Or, the pillar of human life. ”
The reason why grandma and grandpa's qi column is all black is because they have entered old age and will face the end of their life at any time, while the Pingfei qi column is bright, because he is in his youth and has a long life.
"How did I see this?"
Ping An was stunned, and he had no clue in his heart, this strange ability appeared so suddenly without a trace of defense, could it be that my skills have increased greatly?
"No matter, let's go see how much my strength has increased first, but I can't let Ping Zhongjing catch it as a coolie!"
While Ping Zhongjing was not paying attention, Ping An slipped away quietly. Because, the time for dinner is almost up, and if you stay at home, you will definitely be called by Ping Zhongjing to wash rice and cook rice.
"Hey, where is that kid in my family?" Ping Zhongjing only took a puff of cigarette, and was about to tell Ping'an to go home and cook on the fire, and when he turned around, there was Ping'an's figure there.
It's so numb, let that kid slip away again?
But why is he always one step behind that kid?
Ping Zhongjing was not depressed, he felt that Ping An was just right to let him eat turtles, so he wondered, why can't I fight my son?