Chapter Seventy-Nine: A Joke
The notice that looked heavy in his hand was actually very heavy, and there were a lot of messy things written on it, and every character was profound and subtle, but Fang Guiyuan found it sadly......
He couldn't read it.
Because it's not written in Chinese.
Nor was it any foreign language he knew.
However, each of those characters glowing with golden light gave Fang Daochang a very powerful and meaningful feeling, so that he was holding this ultra-thin version of the brick in his hand, his mouth pursed, and he couldn't say anything if he wanted to complain.
After 0017 delivered the things to Fang Guiyuan, the recipient, he returned to the place where he was sitting in front, holding his breath quietly, staring at Tao Yao on the side.
The eyes were so hot that the dull brain of the Zhao sister felt that her hair was about to burn.
But when I thought that if I wanted to stay with Xiao Wutong for a while, I could only try to please the peach tree boss, so Zhao Mei decided that she would not move her nest even if she died!
0017 continued to star.
Fang Guiyuan didn't feel the slightest feeling at the ups and downs over there, and only slowly moved after facing the notice face to face until the sun was about to rise.
It is estimated that he can't understand this thing, and he doesn't know if the old peach tree that has lived for more than 100,000 years can understand it......
Slowly moving to Tao Yao's side, Fang Guiyuan handed him the notice and asked, "Fellow Daoist...... This ......"
It's a bit twisty, after all, Fang Guiyuan, who has a good face with his acquaintances, is unwilling to admit that he is illiterate.
Tao Yao skimmed the content on it and said lightly: "This is a popular text in the Heavenly Realm in ancient times, and it has long been lost here, but I didn't expect them to still use it." ”
When Tao Yao and his three brothers were separated from the mother body by Jianmu, because of Jianmu's own will, they did not inherit much of a miracle, except that they could grow up and stand for a long time, there was no difference between them and ordinary trees.
But after all, it is an old antique from ancient times, and Tao Yao is still born with common sense.
It turned out to be an ancient text, no wonder it always felt obscure.
Moreover, there was no writing in the world in ancient times, and the inheritance was all passed on by word of mouth, and there was a reason why Fang Daochang didn't know a word.
"Can you help translate?" Fang Guiyuan hit the snake with the stick.
Tao Yao naturally agreed.
Although Fang Guiyuan at this time forgot that it was only temporary to rely on translating words to see things, in fact, as long as he was asked to pass on the knowledge about this kind of writing to him, it would be good once and for all...... But why did Tao Yao remind him?
In the future, I will take some time to learn ancient languages and enrich my life!
Anyway, he is always a person who wants to become an immortal.
Tao Yao stretched out his hand and gently passed it over the notice, pulling out a thin golden light from it, and with a flick of his fingers, the golden light hit Fang Guiyuan's forehead.
So Fang Guiyuan instantly realized.
Although the characters on the notice looked small, they were full of weight, and they just said a lot of words, telling Fang Guiyuan why he was selected and the reason why the Three Realms Academy was opened.
The reason for the first thing is, of course, because of Fang Guiyuan's master. I don't know what means the Ding Immortal Chief in the sky used, it should be to let the administrator of this academy praise him as having no heaven and no earth, and finally because he couldn't stand the temptation of him, a "peerless genius", he was admitted to an exceptional one, and hoped that he could come to the academy in time to report under the guidance of the map attached to the notice.
Fang Daochang, who was embarrassed, was about to commit cancer.
After all, no matter how thick-skinned he is, he can't stand being so praised by an immortal.
Yes, it's the immortals.
It seems that a large part of the academy is composed of immortals or second-generation immortals...... Except for people like him who rely on connections to get in through the back door......
So what kind of person is his master in heaven?
So what means did his master use to make those college leaders so "exceptional"?
However, Fang Guiyuan also knew that it was not his level that could figure it out, so at most, he followed their wishes and tried to save his innocence in the process......
So, this issue is not on the table for the time being.
The second thing - about this academy.
A few words...... It brought a huge shock to Fang Daochang's world view.
According to what was said above, this academy is a compromise made by the Heavenly Realm on some issues, and it is specially used to gather some good seedlings in the small and medium-sized worlds who have enough luck and ability to become immortals, and cultivate them.
As for that so-called compromise...... You can only learn more about it when you enter school later.
There are also the small and medium-sized worlds mentioned in it......
His master had mentioned it to him when he had not yet lost his enthusiasm as a disciple.
There are other worlds outside of this world, nominally "three thousand", but in reality they are as uncountable as quicksand.
Which of them is the world...... I don't know what's going on, Fang Guiyuan's consciousness was blurred when he thought of this, and he couldn't recall what his master said at the beginning.
I guess it was some kind of prohibition given to him by his master.
They were also clear about this kind of existence, but they didn't have the slightest understanding of the specific situation—after all, even from the beginning of their cultivation until they ascended, they didn't have the ability to go to other worlds.
Breaking the world membrane is a crime in the Heavenly Realm!
Therefore, this situation can be roughly summarized by "The voice of chickens and dogs hears each other, and the old and the dead do not get along" in "Lao Tzu".
I know that you exist but it has nothing to do with me, so we can still do whatever we want, can you still come to me across the world?
Thinking about it, Fang Guiyuan couldn't help but glance at the 0017 next to him who was still staring at Tao Yao......
Well, there's a cross-world guy who came to him on purpose.
"Ahem—"
Breaking the silence was 0017, which had been treated as air for a long time.
He sat up straight seriously, and said to Tao Yao with burning eyes, "Don't you really consider accepting me?"
"Ah......" The sudden pain that penetrated deep into the bone marrow made Zhao Mei scream.
Tao Yao's face did not change and threw down the bird feathers that were still fresh in his hand, "The third time to tell you, this is impossible." ”
Fang Guiyuan: ????
What secret happened between you before the poor road came back?
0017 sighed helplessly, glanced at Zhao Mei, who was nesting in Tao Yao's arms and looking at the feathers that she had been pulled out and thrown to the ground, and said very seriously: "I don't mind if you have other birds!"
"But I hate you!" Tao Yao said, raising his eyebrows without even raising his eyebrows.
0017 wrinkled his face, still persevering, "I don't mind if you have a lot of birds...... As long as you give me a spot. ”
"No, I have never let them stay with me, whether they are sacred birds or mortal birds. ”
"What about it?" 0017 said with his gaze on Zhao Mei.
"It's not the same. Tao Yao stroked another handful of hair.
Seeing that 0017 had a tendency to be more and more impatient with Zhao Mei and wanted to do it, Fang Guiyuan immediately hugged his bird back, "If you two want to play chasing and chasing and sadomasochism, don't involve my stupid bird, it's still a child!"
Zhao Mei hurriedly shouted a few times to respond.
"What do you mean by that?" Tao Yao pinched his glass unhappily.
"Tsk, aren't you ......?"
Fang Daochang crackled and told them the emotional drama with the old peach tree and 0017 as the protagonists that he made up his brain, and added a sentence at the end, "It's just such a trivial matter, it's not that Poor Dao hasn't seen it, what are you two entangled in? It's just fate." ”
............
"What's wrong...... Why did your face suddenly become so ugly?" Fang Guiyuan looked at Tao Yao, who was obviously angry, and felt a little stunned in his heart.
0017 gave him a roll of the eyes with a cold face, "Who told us this is the case? I'm just asking him to borrow a place on the body to build a nest for me!"
Fang Guiyuan: ......
It's not okay to have a conversation like you just now, so you don't think about it!
Tao Yao laughed angrily at him, and he didn't bother to take care of it, and thought about throwing 0017 by the way, so he shook his sleeves and walked away.
0017 explained to the confused Fang Dao Chang for the sake of this customer.
Feelings are the nature of "good birds choose trees and perch", which leads to 0017, who has been concentrating on work and has no heart to find a good tree to build a nest, can't help but be excited when he sees a big peach tree like Tao Yao - what a good tree, big and beautiful, to make a nest on it must make other birds envy to death!
And Tao Yao's body has grown for so many years, and it has long been big and boundless, thinking that it should be normal for other birds to build nests on it, 0017 took the opportunity to submit a request for "renting land".
As a result, Tao Yao, a dead house that didn't like to be disturbed by others' private life, rejected him without hesitation.
0017 is itchy and stalking, intending to insist that Qingshan will not relax......
Then Fang Guiyuan, who didn't know the lives of animals and plants, misunderstood.
Fang Daochang: ...... It's a joke.
Poor Dao should take it seriously and look at the map to prepare for school.
After all, his master wrote to him directly, this time for his good, and on the other hand, it was also a warning to him - Lao Tzu knows your whereabouts, go to school for me obediently, otherwise you will wait for the teacher to give you fried meat with bamboo shoots!
Thinking about his master's methods, Fang Guiyuan felt a toothache.
Looking at the number of years of study on the notice, it is only about one semester and one year, and when the time comes, it will be good to take the time to take time out of the holidays and make all the judgments that they can get the things done in the cultivation world......
It's just a trick for his friends, and he obviously said that he would go together for the rest of his life, but he let go...... Alas, it is true that life is like a play, and drama is like life.
Anyway, why did his fate suddenly collapse?
It's not the same as planned!