Volume 1: Immortal Mo Qian Chapter 3 The high-end "pretending to be thirteen".
Mo Qian woke up a little, buried his head and continued to gnaw on a big crab, and the huge crab shell was gnawed by him.
Mengxi thought to herself, a few flies won't be poisonous, and hurriedly said, "It's okay, he has a bad stomach and a little cold, let's continue to drink." ”
Although Song Lu was strange, he was also relieved when he heard the explanation, "Then don't blow the air conditioner at night, wait until you come out, let her drink hot soup and warm her stomach." ”
Mengxi didn't dare to let Xiaoman drink this fly stew, if he really drank it, he would vomit out the bile at night, and hurriedly said, "It's okay, it'll be fine in a while, you can drink it." ”
After Xiaoman came out of the bathroom, his face was a little pale, but his eyes didn't dare to look at Song Lu anymore, and he forced himself to calm down and said, "Mo Qian, why don't you tell me about your past?"
Mo Qiangan coughed twice, his eyes showed a hint of deep and a little hollow look away, and said slowly, "I'm not afraid of your jokes, our family lives in the mountains, and we still live in a wooden house, but the family is quite solid, but the ancestors live there, and my father and mother don't want to leave the land, so I have been living there, and I have studied some ancient books left by my ancestors on weekdays. However, I don't know what happened that night, and suddenly my father's cabin caught fire, and my father and mother were in the room...... I tried my best to call, but it didn't work, I still remember the shouts of my father and mother at that time, they kept shouting, big head, don't come, stay away, you go away, keep calling until there is no sound......"
This kind of picture made everyone dare not imagine, so Mengxi felt that the corners of his eyes were a little moist and said, "Okay, things, things have passed, don't talk about it, the world is so big, you should go out and take a look, by the way, how old are you." ”
Mo Qian suddenly had a headache, and thought: Count the years, eight thousand, nine thousand years, and muttered: "Nine, eight thousand years?"
Mengxi Yile smiled slyly, "Ninety-eight years? Well, that's twenty years old." Manman and I are twenty-one, call us sister. ”
Mo Qian was stunned, "Ah, sister, what?"
Mengxi and Xiaoman are still young, and they are very fond of doing this kind of thing, so they responded in unison, "Well, little brother"
Xiao Man's joke was a joke, but he still didn't want to talk to Mo Qian much in his heart, and asked, "What are your plans in the future?"
Mo Qian's plan, of course, is to ask about the state of the world, and then find a place to have fun, why do you still need to pretend to be a little brother, a high-end immortal like himself who has a strong personality, he will have to raise a guard of honor when he goes out in the future, and he should say, "Take a step, count it as a step!"
After a night, everyone's relationship has become slightly normal, Mengxi seems to be a little drunk, and he got up a little late in the morning, according to the plan, Mengxi is planning to take a taxi to the city to buy two clothes and underwear for Mo Qian. Looking at the door next door, the room was closed, and Mo Qian seemed to be still asleep. However, the two girls didn't plan to take Mo Qian with them, after all, the relationship between everyone was not so close, and it would only look embarrassing.
Just about to go out, I saw Mo Qian coming in from outside the door with a cloth package, Mo Qian greeted warmly and said, "Do you want to go out, take me, I just went home and took some money out." ”
Xiao Man looked puzzled, but think about it, I heard him say last night that Mo Qian's family background was not the beggar he imagined, but think about it, the so-called Yin Shi is to live a life. Mengxi also seemed to be the same as Xiaoman imagined, and replied, "Keep the money well, we are planning to go out and buy something." ”
Mo Qian can be a little white face, although he also has a feeling of looking forward to being a little white face, but there is a feeling called dignity, and hurriedly said, "I also want to buy something, I will give you the accommodation expenses from yesterday to now, I don't know if two taels of silver is enough!" and then took out two ingots of silver from the package, in fact, Mo Qian didn't know how much it cost to stay in such a high-end house.
Xiao Man looked at the two ingots of silver that he took out, his face was sluggish, what the hell is silver, but two taels of silver are calculated according to the current market price of more than three yuan and one gram, and there are more than three hundred yuan, although it is not a loss to accept it, but who will carry the silver to run around, it will be heavy, but then I think about it, now the silver is made into ingot-shaped handicrafts, it will only be more expensive, and when it is decorated, it is still a little collectible, and he accepted the two ingots of silver with a smile and stuffed them into the bag.
Mengxi also felt strange and asked, "Don't you have any RMB, where did you get this kind of silver?"
Mo Qian was a little stunned, and thought to himself, if you don't need silver, what is it used for? Renminbi? He replied, "Is the money now called Renminbi? This silver is stored by the family, can't it be used?"
Mengxi covered his head, this person was afraid that he really lived in ancient times, and said helplessly, "Well, no one uses silver now, but you can exchange these silver for RMB, although it can't be exchanged much." ”
Mo Qian exclaimed in surprise, then opened the package and revealed more than 20 ingots of silver inside, some large and some small, the largest one was ten taels and one ingot, and hurriedly asked, "How many yuan can these be exchanged for?"
Xiao Man's eyes lit up when he heard the gold, and he hurriedly said, "The sum of these silver is estimated to be about 10,000 yuan, show me the gold on your body."
When Mo Qian heard the words "estimated" and "also", his heart was cold, it turned out that he was also a poor man in the mortal world, so he could only pin his money on gold, pretending to take it out of his pocket, and then took out two ingots of ten taels of gold from the space storage bag, and said, "Look, here."
Xiao Man didn't know how Mo Qian put these two catties of gold ingots into such a small trouser pocket, but the huge gold still almost blinded her 24K pure gold eyes, after all, these gold are more than 200,000 yuan? ”
Mengxi was also taken aback by Mo Qian's actions, this is a valuable item, I didn't expect this kid to still have some money, and now hundreds of thousands of dollars are taken out casually, as if it is like those rich second generations who show off their wealth on the Internet. looked at Xiaoman and said, "Manman, quickly return the gold to Mo Qian, it's not good to lose more than 200,000 things."
When Mo Qian heard it, it was only more than 200,000 yuan, and Xiao Man disliked his silver worth more than 10,000 yuan before, which seemed to be worthless, but two ingots of gold were worth so much, basically Mo Qian was quite satisfied, he didn't want to reveal his wealth outside, it didn't seem to matter at all, it turned out that he was a poor man, and said, "It's worth so much, I still have more than 20 ingots of gold at home, and I'll exchange them for RMB together!"
This can be stunned Mengxi and Xiaoman, where is this poor boy, obviously he is a local tyrant, yesterday he was still a beggar, today he has become out of the working class, he is a rich man, but then he thinks about it, Mo Qian lives on this mountain, this gold and silver will not be all fake, he took the gold ingots in Xiaoman's hand from his hand and observed, it doesn't matter if he doesn't observe, after observing, Mengxi was really shocked, the gold is indeed gold, but the gold ingots are written on the Ming ingots, and there are other Ming Dynasty fonts that may be the origin of the ingots.
Mengxi exclaimed, "Manman, look, is it written on this?"
Xiaoman was taken aback by Mengxi's tone, and hurried forward to take a look, "Oh my God, this is a cultural relic, or something from the Ming Dynasty."
Mengxi suddenly seemed to have a hard time accepting this fact, and suddenly reacted to Xiaoman and said, "Look at the silver ingots you just put in your bag!"
Xiao Man patted his head and quickly took it out of his bag to take a look, only to see that the silver ingots also had the words Daming ingots written on them, and he cheered in surprise, "Wow, get rich, get rich"
Mo Qian got a positive message through the dialogue between the two of them, the value of these things is beyond imagination, it seems that there will be a big storm now, but then I think about it, I am a god, who am I afraid of? Big deal to hide! By the way, why is my idea to hide, it should be to accept the worship of the world, and kneel and bow nine times.
Mengxi stopped Xiao Man's exclamation, "Be quiet, don't let others know, quickly return the silver to Mo Qian, how can you accept such a valuable thing"
Xiao Man's face suddenly stepped down, and retorted, "This is given to us by someone, and Mo Qian doesn't mind." ”
Mo Qian didn't give up the silver, no matter how valuable it was, it was really nothing for him as an immortal, but this suddenly exposed wealth made him a little unexpected and said, "It's okay, take it, just don't expose it." It's just that how do you convert these into that RMB?"
Mengxi didn't care about Xiaoman, took the silver ingot in Xiaoman's hand and returned it to Mo Qian, and said, "That's it, if you can trust me, I will let my father come to this trip, but there is no way to realize all these in a short time, and I still need to find my uncles and uncles to digest it."
Xiaoman saw that Mengxi had snatched the silver, although he was a little anxious, but he still didn't dare to go against Mengxi in major matters, although he was Mengxi's closest best friend, but Mengxi was different from her, Mengxi was a princess, the eldest daughter of the head of a big consortium.
How can Mo Qian be unwilling, just exchange it for RMB, after all, he is now penniless and poor, "Okay, you take all these things, later, I will take out all the gold for you." ”
The out-of-the-box thinking made Xiao Man suddenly happy, and said to Mo Qian, "Little brother, are you single?
Mo Qian was taken aback by Xiao Man's nymphomaniac appearance, and replied in astonishment, "Online dating, girlfriend, what?
Xiao Man didn't hear the question mark in Mo Qian's words clearly, and felt that the other party didn't seem to be very resistant to him, so he said to Mengxi with joy, "Call your uncle!"
After the phone call, Mengxi said to Mo Qian, "My father may not be able to come over tonight, so put these things away first." He also told Xiaoman and said, "Don't tell anyone about this, it's best not to talk about Brother Song Lu."
Xiao Man coped back to Mengxi, and even changed his title to Mo Qian, "Of course, okay, I know." By the way, let's go to the city for a walk, didn't we say that we want to buy something for Brother Mo? Brother Mo, let's go together. ”
Mengxi saw Xiaoman's thoughts, glanced at her, and at first shouted that he didn't bring Mo Qian, so he could only say, "Okay, okay, it's just that if we all go out, these gold and silver cultural relics ......"
Mo Qian also knew Mengxi's worries, and said generously, "It's okay, just put it in the room and hide it and lock it." Nobody knows. ”
Although everyone was still worried about these finances and was afraid of any accidents, they still took Mo Qian to the city together.
The countryside is not easy to take a taxi, because this area has not been developed, so even Dudu can not take a taxi, the three of them can only walk to the village entrance and take the village bus to the city.
The huge moving iron object made Mo Qian a little worried, even if he had become an immortal. It felt like walking into the mouth of a metal monster, there were not many people in the car, and the three of them sat in the back row and looked at the scenery along the road, and they were in a good mood for a while.
The high-rise buildings in the city, the traffic is busy, which makes Mo Qian open his eyes, and he exclaims from time to time, and he keeps exclaiming in the car, so that other people in the same car also frequently laugh, Yuezhao This place is actually not developed, and it can even be said to be a small city, and some people are surprised by the appearance of a small city. In this situation, if a person with a low laugh point is almost forced out of internal injuries by Mo Qian's expression.
Yuezhao doesn't have a luxury shopping mall, it's more of a small shop on the street, Mengxi and Xiaoman seem to enjoy this atmosphere, walking around the street, there are definitely no expensive clothes and the like, some sports brands, and there are a lot of miscellaneous casual clothing stores. Walking and walking, someone at the door of a store is holding a microphone and shouting, "Green phone, new machine promotion!Green skin R15 camera phone, illuminate your beauty, buy a mobile phone, send your wife, buy now, 200 yuan off, and send Bluetooth headset, power bank, come and buy it!"
This simple and clear advertisement made Mo Qian stop and look at the various OPPO mobile phone samples displayed in the storefront.
Mengxi saw Mo Qian's expression, and instantly understood Mo Qian's thoughts, "Let's go, let's go in and have a look." ”
Xiao Man also understood at once, and actively grabbed Mo Qian's arm, pulled Mo Qian and walked inside. Mengxi could only shake his head helplessly, although he didn't seem to be very optimistic about the two of them. suddenly remembered Xiaoman's last boyfriend, family conditions, and appearance are preferred, but unfortunately he is a playboy, and the most uncomfortable thing is that Xiaoman's family chased after him was dumped in the end, and Mengxi was going to beat that playboy, but was stopped by Xiaoman. After Xiaoman was injured that time, he didn't give up until the Yellow River, and participated in various celebrity banquets to make friends with powerful sons. Speaking of which, in fact, Xiaoman's essence is not bad at all, and he is also a good person, but his parents died early and he has been living in his own house, if it weren't for Mengxi's own brother who was too young, he would have to be forcibly stuffed into Xiaoman.
"Is this handsome guy going to change his mobile phone, right? Look at the green skin R15 launched by our event, one of the best mobile phones in China, and now the advertisements are launching our products?" A few people went in, and immediately a salesman came to greet a few people, and the salesman's vision was also old-fashioned, and he could see at a glance that it was Mo Qian who wanted to buy a mobile phone.
Although Mo Qian really wanted to buy a mobile phone, he didn't know if this mobile phone was the same thing as the mobile phone in Mengxi and Xiaoman's hands, and he always felt that the shouting was not good, if the function was different, it was not a beautiful thing. He asked Mengxi, "This... Is it good?"
Before Mengxi could answer, Xiaoman hurriedly said, "I haven't used this, I don't know, we use banana brand mobile phones." It is said that the green skin mobile phone is very good, many people are using it, I was going to buy one, but Mengxi gave me a banana mobile phone, so I didn't buy it. ”
The salesman didn't have to sell it himself, and he said happily, "Yes, the green skin R15 configuration is not worse than the banana machine, charging for five minutes, talking for two hours, the price is not even half of the banana machine, now it only takes 2888 to buy, and take it home immediately." ”
Mo Qian didn't understand these and asked, "Buy a mobile phone and give it to your wife?"
Xiaoman already knew this kind of advertising routine, and pulled Mo Qian and said, "It's the meaning of buying a mobile phone and giving it to my wife." ”
Mo Qian suddenly realized that profiteers are everywhere, although this kind of giving wives is not uncommon, and I thought that human traffickers are so rampant now, openly selling gifts.
The salesman continued to introduce the various configurations of the green leather machine without changing his face, what CPU, what memory and so on.
Mo Qian was also very moved when he heard this, and immediately said, "Okay, then I'll buy a banana machine!"
The salesman saw Mo Qian's expression and thought that it was done directly, and immediately replied, "Okay! Wrap it up for you immediately, ah? You want a banana machine!"
Mengxi also laughed, "Well, then buy a banana machine, although it is nothing to support domestic production, but we all use banana machines, so we can play games together!"
Xiaoman doesn't usually play games much, mainly to play with Mengxi, if Mo Qian also likes to play games, you can play games with him to have more intersections, and immediately said, "Well, then use the banana machine like us!"
As soon as the salesman saw this momentum, he knew that he couldn't stop their choice, although they also sell banana machines here, but the banana machine has just come out of the new machine, the price is transparent, and the income is not as much as the domestic machine, and he quickly said, "Okay, I don't know what model you want?"
Xiao Man seemed to know a little more about mobile phones, and said, "The new banana X is not easy to use, or buy the same banana eight as us, and you can take the black one!"
Although the salesman doesn't want them to buy the new model, the old model will earn more, and the evaluation of the new model is not very good, so the price is reduced more, but what else can he think about if he can make a deal, and he hurriedly replied, "Okay, I'll go get it for you." ”
Mo Qian was also very happy, thinking of his two friends, and said happily, "Get me three!"
Mengxi is very strange, do you want to give me two, but we all have the same mobile phone! Could it be that I found out that I am a local tyrant, and I have a bad taste of giving one away and throwing one away?
Mo Qian explained, "I still have two buddies in my family, give them to them, and I can contact them more when I go out!"
When Xiao Man heard this, his heart was also warm, this is definitely a good man, he can't let it go, the arm that has not been let go from the moment he entered the door to the present has been grasped more firmly by Xiao Man, and it seems that the two pieces of meat on his chest are going to be attached.
As a service industry, when encountering high-end customers, it is true that the service is not the general efficiency, from the purchase, test machine, card or something A set of services can be done in less than five minutes, but Mo Qian does not have an ID card, and uses the mobile phone card of Xiaoman and Mengxi's ID card, and chooses three front numbers with the same, and the last four digits of the mantissa 5555 and 6666 and 7777 numbers. In Mo Qian's subconscious situation, he still chose the number of 6666 with Mengxi's ID card, and of course, all the money was paid by Mengxi.
In the case of Xiao Man teaching the use of mobile phones, Mo Qian hurriedly took out his big black banana... The phone dialed the two women's phones, and pretended to be on the phone and said, "Hey, hey, hey, can you hear the sound?" The tip of the big peeled banana on the back of the black phone in Mo Qian's hand shone brightly.
After the three of them saved each other's numbers, they continued to visit other stores, and coming to the city to buy clothes for Mo Qian was the focus of this trip.
Buying outerwear and shoes and the like was done quickly, after all, Mo Qian's aesthetic degree for this era was zero, and there was not much to choose from, and Xiao Man, who was proficient in fashion and high society, carefully selected two sets of clothes for him, which were generally very decent. Especially after Mo Qian's scattered long hair was shaved short, it also amazed Mengxi and Xiaoman, Mo Qian's face was poor and decrepit in ancient times, and now it is definitely a handsome and beautiful man, especially Mo Qian, who has become an immortal, has no pits on his skin, and it is even more impossible for the youth bean to happen to this nine-thousand-year-old immortal.
After buying underwear for Mo Qian on this trip, he can go home, and the reason why he bought it when he went back was also because Mengxi was a little embarrassed. Walking into the underwear store, Mengxi's eyes are still in mini dodge, under normal circumstances, men go to the supermarket to buy a box casually, but women are different, they all go to underwear stores, so without knowing, the store has become the only choice.
Mo Qian didn't feel embarrassed at all after entering the store, after all, he didn't understand this aspect, and when he walked in, he came to a set of women's underwear, and when he picked it up, he grabbed and pinched, and felt that he was wearing it and didn't fit. Mengxi and Xiaoman were also taken aback by this move, and Mengxi hurriedly stepped forward to stop Mo Qian's next obscene behavior, and whispered, This is a woman's.
The underwear shopping guide began to watch the three of them come in, and thought that the man was going to choose a girlfriend, as soon as he came in, he walked to the side of the female erotic underwear, black lace edge, the entire bra cup is covered by a belt, and the underwear is also T-shaped.
Mengxi was embarrassed to pick out underwear for Mo Qian, but Xiao Man didn't care about it, and took a lot of pairs of underwear and gestured under Mo Qian, and picked them out after a while. Mo Qian took the underwear in his hand and shouted without thinking, "Waiter, where is the fitting room?"
The shopping guide was also stunned, "Huh?
Mengxi immediately said with a headache, "Yes, these are all wrapped!" Then he looked at Mo Qian's lower body, and muttered to Mo Qian, "Underwear can't be tried on, I think the size of these strips, you are suitable." ”
After a while, a few people left the underwear store under the admiring gaze of the shopping guide, and after a few people went out, the shopping guide muttered, "This young man is amazing, don't say that he has two girls, and there are girls who pay for him"
Several people successfully got on the bus back to the village, of course, the learning ability of Mo Daxian is quite strong, and the basic functions of the mobile phone were suddenly groped by him, and then Xiao Man made a very beautiful suggestion, "Brother Mo, kitten, let's eat chicken together?"