Chapter 203: Dwarf Melon Hammer

Shangguan Yucheng's gaze fell on his cheeks with a trembling smile, and then he sneered, and secretly said, "Who will cut who in a while, it's not necessarily!"

"Driving ......"

The carriage continued to move forward, and the old woman, who was galloping in the carriage, suddenly saw a big tree lying in front of her, and hurriedly tied the horse rope, and after a period of wild tugging, the carriage stopped abruptly at a distance of seven feet from the tree. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

The carriage stopped suddenly, and the long-bearded old man in the carriage rolled out of the carriage like a ball in an instant because of inertia and without any precautions.

"Oh, I said, old woman, can you not be so anxious when you park, and at least say hello to me no matter how anxious you are," the long-bearded old man complained while clutching his body over the place where his body had been hit.

"It's so long-winded! It's rough and thick, and you can't stand this pain?" said the old woman with disdain.

"I'm a human, not a pig, so how can I have rough skin and thick meat!" said the long-bearded old man.

"Shut up, there's a situation ahead!" said the old woman, glancing around.

At this time, the long-bearded old man, who still wanted to talk about it, suddenly stunned, his expression immediately became serious, and he looked forward cautiously with a pair of cold creams.

"What's the situation?" asked the bearded old man, frowning.

"It seems that something has happened to the prince?" said the white-eyed old woman.

At this moment, the long-bearded old man couldn't sit still, he quickly straightened his waist, his eyes widened and said: "You mean the prince ......" He didn't finish speaking, the corners of his mouth twitched: "It's bad, how can I explain this to the prince!"

Just as the two of them looked at each other, an angry shout alarmed the two.

"Brothers, it's time to get rich, rush!"

This voice is none other than the boss led by the bandits.

When the two of them saw the crowd running out of the grass, their eyes were stunned, and then they found that it was a group of bandits, and then they couldn't help frowning.

"Old woman, it turned out to be a group of thieves!" said the long-bearded old man.

The white-eyed mother-in-law waved her hand and shouted: "Where did a group of kittens and demons come from, they dare to block your mother-in-law's way." ”

Although this white-eyed woman is a woman, her facial features are more vigorous than that of a strong man, and her bones are harder than those of men, just like the big hands she stretched out, which are wider than normal men, thick and strong.

More manly than a man, to be exact!

"Boss, how can there be such an ugly mother-in-law?" said the toothless man.

Seeing this, the bandit boss couldn't help frowning, feeling incredible.

He slowly stepped forward and shouted at the white-eyed woman: "Where did you come from, the ugly woman, who is so old and doesn't stay at home well, and runs out to scare someone!

"You...... You little bastard, you dare to talk to your mother-in-law like this, are you impatient?" said the white-eyed mother-in-law with anger.

"Boss, it's important to get rich. The toothless man said.

"Yes, yes, you go and take a few people and take down all the valuable things on the carriage!"

"Okay!"

Seeing that the other party was two old men, the toothless man straightened his chest, waved his hand at the person next to him, and walked forward with his head raised vividly.

As he walked triumphantly, he shouted, "Old woman, as long as you give up something, we will not kill you." ”

The white-eyed woman put her hands behind her back, looked at the toothless man with disdain, and sneered: "Just you, you also want the old woman's life, and you don't weigh yourself, it's really a pig's nose with green onions!"

The toothless man was stunned, seeing that she didn't know what to do, and then scolded with a straight face: "Old immortal, not young, and the anger is still so big!"

When the white-eyed woman heard this, her face suddenly froze, and her white eyebrows suddenly stood up, and she shouted at her: "It seems that you are really looking for death, then don't blame me for being polite!"

Seeing this, the long-bearded old man couldn't help swallowing a mouthful of spit, and whispered: "It's bad, the old woman hates others the most for saying that she is old and ugly, it seems that this toothless man is at the end of his life, it is really forgivable for sin, and people can't live for sin!" Then he shook his head regretfully.

I saw the white-eyed woman, her feet stomped, her body suddenly flew into the air, and then a crackling sound sounded. Looking up, the bandits who surrounded him on the opposite side suddenly lay on their backs on their backs, and their mouths still let out a scream like a ghost crying wolf from time to time.

It was just a moment of effort, and seven or eight extremely strong men were knocked down by the old woman, which made the stunned man with his teeth stiffen his expression.

"How is that possible?" the toothless man rubbed his straight eyes, not believing that what he had seen was true.

"Dead teeth, it's your turn this time!" The corner of the old woman's eyes suddenly flashed coldly, and a touch of murderous intent swept up.

Seeing this, the toothless man felt that his life was in danger, so he hurriedly turned around and ran, shouting in his mouth: "Big brother help, big brother help!"

The old woman waved her hand, and suddenly a strong wind rose, and a long white shadow flew out of the carriage in an instant, accompanied by a sharp sound of breaking wind from time to time.

Two shiny hammers suddenly appeared in the old woman's big hand, the oval hammer body, covered with cloud-like spikes, as if a layer of hedgehog skin was put on the dwarf melon, and the feeling of mulberry pulling made people look very uncomfortable.

Because the hammer resembles a dwarf melon, it is called a dwarf melon hammer, this hammer weighs about fifty catties, the hammer handle is like the thickness of a woman's wrist, and there is a golden snake python pattern engraved on it, which extends from the handle to the head of the hammer.

The bandit boss in the distance was not surprised, and saw a woman holding a pair of hammers, and this woman was still a very old woman, this picture made him look at it, and he didn't feel very harmonious.

"If you want to escape from me, no way!" The white-eyed woman's eyes flashed, and a hammer weighing fifty pounds suddenly flew out of her hand, heading straight for the toothless man who was fleeing in the wilderness.

Without saying a word, only a "bang" was heard, and the spinning hammer with cold spikes smashed on the back of the toothless man at once.

The toothless man who was suddenly hit fell to the ground in an instant, but his body did not stop there. The hammer's hammer force carried his body and slid along the ground for a long and long time, until it hit a tree on the side of the road, and then it stopped sliding.

The toothless man with his face facing the ground, with a pair of walnut-like pupils, did not understand to death that he had been stoned to death by an old woman with a hammer. If this situation happened to someone else, he must have thought it was an out-and-out joke before his death.

However, it all came too suddenly, and before he could think of it, he was already a cold corpse.

The bandit boss also has a pair of walnut-like eyes, but he is still different from the toothless man, because he still breathes, he still has consciousness, and he is a complete living thing. But the jaw-dropping picture had frightened him, and the tiger-like boss demeanor had been completely lost. (To be continued.) )