Chapter 143: The First Illusion (2)
A woman with white hair and white eyebrows wrapped in a light silk scarf jumped up and ran over.
It's really jumping, or it's a three-foot-tall one.
"Oops, oops, I don't have eyes!" Fang Dao Chang felt that his eyes had been critically struck.
Although this woman looks okay and her figure is barely enough, how can a cultivator only look at her appearance!
Aged wine also agreed.
The woman was running freely and happily under the sun, and at the same time showing her youth unscrupulously, and her mouth kept saying, "No, no, no! I can't talk to you, even if you catch up with me!"
“......”
Fang Guiyuan, who has been on the Internet for a long time, suddenly stood on his hair and had a very bold idea.
"Lao Chen, I ......"
"Take back that bold idea of yours!" Chen Jiu shouted, "Old Chen, I beg you, don't let me be irritated anymore!
So Fang Dao Chang shut up as he wished.
It's quiet as if he's really just an ordinary green-leaf tree.
But how could God let the two of them go so easily?
After running for a while, the woman finally ran in front of the two of them, but when she passed by the tree that Fang Guiyuan possessed, one accidentally broke her foot, and the whole person rolled into the river where Chen Jiu was incarnated.
The silk scarf was immediately soaked in the river, and the graceful body loomed in the sun.
And the woman also fell neatly and fainted.
The old wine frightened this turn, and almost vomited, and the water surface turned upside down.
"I think this woman did it on purpose!" said Fang Dao Commander solemnly.
"She must have done it on purpose!" Chen Jiu grumbled, "You have a fart thing that can make her stumble, why didn't you see her bumper when she just ran away?!"
If this were all the case, the two would have passed a lot, but the big drama is still a big drama after all, and it never depends on the will of the audience.
The lewd man who had been playing the game of "you chase me" with the white-haired woman finally showed his face.
The lewd man is not as obscene as the white-haired woman described in her mouth, "she will only chase people to hey, hey, hey", and the long one is called a burly and majestic.
But the first impression had already been established from the woman's mouth, and Fang Guiyuan and Chen Jiu didn't bother to change it.
And what happened next also proved that he was really a lewd man to the depths of his soul!
He saw the white-haired girl who had fainted in the creek and smiled happily.
He smiled heartily, as if a hero had defeated the evil dragon and rescued the princess and received the king's commendation to reach the pinnacle of his life, even the big white teeth that were exposed were shining.
"......" the onlookers yawned boredly, "Why didn't this person save this woman?"
If you drag it out any longer, the goal you are pursuing will be dead, big brother!
"It can't be helped, sometimes people are born to be stupid. Besides, what are you struggling with in a fantasy world, is it like the last time you talked about an online article?" Chen Jiu sighed leisurely and said.
He had accepted the reality that another guy would enter his "body" later.
"Alright, am I not just bored and panic......king? Don't talk, don't talk!" Fang Guiyuan said excitedly, "This person has moved!"
The lewd man laughed for a while, and then realized that he should go and scoop up the white-haired girl who had been soaking in the water for a long time and didn't know whether she was alive or dead—otherwise, wouldn't all his efforts be in vain?
So he took action right away.
Lewd men...... After all, he is still a lewd man.
He is not a mortal after all, and he will not be different from those who will stupidly go to the river to save people.
His posture of saving people is something that ordinary people can't learn in their lifetime!
I saw that he restrained his smile, twisted his hands and feet calmly, and turned into a golden ...... full of wealth Big lizard.
This disappointed Fang Dao, who thought he would transform into a good-looking dragon, and guessed that the loss caused by failure was about to make him fall all the leaves.
"Old Fang, don't be too disappointed," Chen Jiu comforted him, "After all, temperament determines everything, you can't let a lewd man who can't just chase a man running around with a white-haired woman becomes a dragon, right?"
"Well, you're right, it's what I thought. Daoist Fang reluctantly admitted this truth.
The big lizard didn't know what his audience thought of him, but he first stood on the shore and posed for a while, and then swayed on all fours and went into the water.
He stepped into the deep river and gave her an affectionate, cross-ethnic kiss to the unconscious white-haired girl.
He kissed very intensely, his tongue stretched out, and he kept slapping on the white-haired girl's face, and the saliva made the white-haired girl's face.
And the white-haired girl didn't know if it was "in the sky", after being blistered face down for so long, there were really signs of rebirth - she slowly responded to the affectionate kiss of the big lizard that had changed from a lewd man.
"Wow!" Fang Guiyuan, who had witnessed this Genesis-like kissing scene, let out a sigh of admiration.
And the chief of Chen Wine, who was the venue of the incident, couldn't hold back his inner thoughts for a long time, and vomited it vigorously!
Fang Guiyuan couldn't stop talking for a while when he looked at the person and the lizard, so he discussed with Chen Jiu curiously, "Old Chen, why don't you say this lizard spirit turns this woman over?
It has long been said that the river where Chen Jiu is not deep, and Fang Guiyuan estimates that if he steps into it, it will drown to his ankles at most, so whether it is the posture of the white-haired girl rolling down the river or the time when she fell into the water and fell into a coma, it is worth learning from the majority of human beings.
Being able to roll into such a shallow river on the side on such a flat road, and drowning, this record is estimated to be unbroken by no one in the world except herself!
Chen Jiu's face was expressionless, and he replied in an indifferent tone: "I don't know, it should be the interest between them, right?"
It's all a human and a lizard, shouldn't it be appropriate to do something magical?
Wonder is the daughter of ignorance!
The two protagonists over there kissed enough, and the big drama entered the second stage.
The white-haired woman woke up slowly.
She screamed in surprise when she saw the large lizard close at hand, touching her face.
"Dolphin sound!" said Daoist Fang appreciatively, "but look at her reaction...... Don't you know that the man who has been chasing her for a long time is a lizard spirit?"
"I don't know!" Chen Jiu said with a heartfelt sigh, "Can you stop talking and watch the play with peace of mind?"
"Oh. Fang Guiyuan quieted down and continued to watch the rest of the story.
After experiencing the psychological process of "monster", "this lizard just kissed herself", "what?! this lizard turned out to be that handsome man", she finally calmed down and let her throat, which had been working hard since she woke up, rest.
She looked at the big lizard and didn't speak.
The big lizard looked at her silently.
The two races sat in a shallow, clear river, looking at each other affectionately.
Fang Guiyuan and Chen Jiu also watched quietly.