"This old man can't be an old piece of glass, right?"

Just when Ping An was viciously doubting the identity of this obscene old man in his heart, he heard a gentle voice in his ear: "Brother, you are not simple!"

As soon as Ping An turned his head, he saw a middle-aged man in his early forties, wearing a Zhongshan suit, with a sharp-beaked monkey cheek face, but showing a bright smile, and naturally sat in the middle of Ping'an and Pingzhongjing.

"Brother, from the moment I got in the car, I felt that you are not simple, extraordinary person!" As soon as the middle-aged man came out, his mouth was full of emotion, and there was a bit of mystery, and his smiling face was full of sincerity.

The first impression he gave people was not that he was a successful person, but a master with a lot of flavor in the rivers and lakes.

Of course, the masters are also divided into three, six, nine and so on, and the scum in front of him is definitely outside the ninth rate.

So in Ping'an's opinion, the aura and acting skills of this scum are not much better than those extras on TV, and its purpose is simple, it is to step on it, because Ping'an's divine sense has been eyeing this group of people early on, and he knows their plan in his heart, waiting for Ping Zhongjing's reaction.

"What, son, I'm tired, squint for a while, you have to keep an eye on your luggage, don't let people go." ”

Ping Zhongjing, who has been scolded all his life, is a loser, a gambler, and relies on his wife to eat, may be a bastard, but this does not mean that he is a fool, he just showed his wealth by mistake, and some people will say that he is an extraordinary person, and he doesn't believe that this middle-aged man has no purpose when he is killed.

In addition, his 12-year prison was not a white squat, and some of them were elites from all walks of life, and it is estimated that he suffered a lot of losses from this kind of person in prison, so it was very easy to deal with, without waiting for the middle-aged man to continue to speak, with the determination to kill and not speak, his eyes were closed, and he fell asleep directly against the chair.

Whether it's a real sleep or a fake sleep, at least the attitude is clear, just don't be fooled, as for whether he will worry about Ping An being fooled by this scum?

Ping Zhongjing felt that his son was more difficult and terrifying than the old foxes in prison.

"Hmm!"

That scumbag didn't seem to expect the honest peasant in his eyes to come to this trick, where was the embarrassment for a while, and the smile on his face stiffened.

"Little friend, aren't you simple?" The middle-aged man was obviously also an old man, and after a moment's lag, he immediately shifted his target and set his eyes on peace, thinking in his heart that the old one is not easy to deal with, and the child should be easy to bully.

Unable to express his thoughts in words, after a little thought, a flattered expression appeared on his face.

"Meeting is fate, I'm not an ordinary person, I'm also a little famous in the physiognomy world, look at your face is absolutely extraordinary, I might as well tell you about it here. ”

As soon as the scumbag saw Ping'an's expression, he felt in his heart, he was still a young man who was innocent and easy to take the bait, so he immediately copied some professional words and phrases that he didn't know from which physiognomy book he didn't know and crackled a lot.

I don't know if he is too involved, or if he hasn't met such a fooled audience for a long time, his eyebrows are dancing and spitting everywhere, as if he is really a generation of grandmasters in the physiognomy world.

Ping An is a person with a lot of actor quality, although he is not a formal actor, but at this time, at least he has to satisfy the vanity of that scum, at least to prove that his saliva is not in vain, by the way, he is evilly thinking about this scum, will his throat smoke?

But Nima, just say it, why are you moving my luggage!

Don't touch Ping Zhongjing's bag, he has no money, wait, don't touch me, I don't have any money on me, the money is all in my golden gourd, can you touch it?

While watching this scumbag perform to his heart's content, Ping An paid more attention to the obscene old man sitting opposite and the young man beside him.

These two people Ping'an really can't understand it, not because these two people are unfathomable, but it gives Ping'an a temperament similar to that of Old Man Liu in the town.

"No, it's breath!"

The fragrance on their bodies is different from the fragrance emitted by Old Man Liu, but it is very similar.

This incense, Ping'an smelled faintly a kind of spiritual happiness, the mood was peaceful, fluttering like a fairy, and the consciousness was cheerful.

"If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!"

Ping An felt that no matter whether this obscene old man had a purpose for himself or not, he had to be cautious, go out, and be careful to make the ship of ten thousand years.

Probably because of the sudden intrusion of the scum in front of him, the obscene old man who was about to speak couldn't help but take action, revealing an expression that was almost similar to Ping'an, and listened to the middle-aged man's blind compilation with relish.

In the end, the scum felt that the heat was about the same, and he was also deflated, suddenly lowered his voice, and said mysteriously: "The reason why I say that your father and son are not simple is because your face is very similar to the face of a father and son in history. ”

"Do you know who it is?"

Seeing that Ping'an didn't react, the scumbag took the initiative to say in an excited and excited tone: "It's Zhu Yuanzhang and Zhu Di, not mortals." ”

If Ping An can control his body at this time, he will laugh 100% heartily, and then scold that scumbag for being blind to the dog's eyes, your sister, as far as Ping Zhongjing's material, can also be compared with Zhu Yuanzhang, and he is not worthy of lifting shoes.

"Dude, don't spray, you just spray for ten days and ten nights, and it's useless. When the scumbag's mouth was about to dry up and his throat was about to smoke, Ping Zhongjing couldn't help but speak when his emotions reached a peak.

Probably Ping Zhongjing also felt that he was 108,000 miles different from Zhu Yuanzhang and multiplied by 108,000 miles, so Ping Zhongjing's expression was very serious.

"Why?" the scumbag subconsciously asked, "Are you suspicious of my physiognomy, or are you slandering my professional water?"

"No, it's because my son has a problem here. Ping Zhongjing pointed to his head and said, "So, it's useless for you to say that I'm Qin Shi Huang and my son is Qin II." ”

It means that you should hurry up, at your level, you can only bully my son and can't speak now, if he can speak, he will definitely make you believe that you are the reincarnation of Wu Zetian, but you just voted in the wrong birth and chose the wrong person.

Even so, when the scum woke up from the self-hypnosis physiognomy, he saw that he was flattered just now, and at this moment he looked stupid and honest, and he burst into tears in his heart.

Dry love Lao Tzu sprayed a silly child for an hour and a half.

The scumbag lost all his face, and saw that several people around him looked like mockers, and he was very embarrassed intellectually.

"At this level, you dare to lie to me Ping Zhongjing, it's really my stupid hat!" Looking at the back of the middle-aged man who left in a panic, Ping Zhongjing said proudly.

"Is my acting skills good?" Ping An despised Ping Zhongjing in his heart, but he didn't think that the scum was really embarrassed, on the contrary, when Ping An left the middle-aged man, he could see with a smug smile on the corner of his mouth that the scum really didn't come to deceive people, but to step on a little bit to find out their truth.