Wang Dazui and Wang Xiaozui?

Still living together?

Xu Bansheng and the three of them almost burst out laughing. [Full text reading]

However, this seems to be more than just schizophrenia, is this guy really two people living together, so there is a form of two people talking?

"This brother is ......"

The little Taoist priest immediately interrupted Xu Bansheng's words, and said angrily: "Shut up and you still say, look, now people know what our surname is!"

Then, he immediately made a look of grievance and said, "It wasn't Poor Dao who said it first, it was you who called me big mouth first." ”

Death-like silence, there is no way not to be silent, this division is too ruthless, Yao Yao and Fan have strange faces, and they feel the same as Xu Bansheng, they both feel that this matter does not seem to be as simple as schizophrenia, nor does it seem to be funny, but it seems that there are really two people talking in the body of this little Taoist.

The little Taoist priest on the opposite side also seemed to see the thoughts of the three of them, and sat on the ground with a sad face, without any worries, and the three of them also saw from his actions why he was sloppy to such a situation, he looked like this, there was no way not to be dirty.

After a long time, the little Taoist priest let out a long sigh, as if talking to himself: "Wang Dazui, from now on, you shut up for me, honestly hide inside, these three people, Lao Tzu dealt with them alone, did you hear?"

Then he had himself say to himself: "Okay, poor road, shut up......"

Before the two words could be spoken, the little Taoist priest himself said angrily: "Shut up and fucking talk about you!"

Awkward silence, Xu Bansheng and the three of them really had never seen such a scene, not only did the king shut up, but they also closed their mouths tightly.

"Yard, I know that the biggest tribulation of this trip to the Sea of Ten Thousand Misfortunes is today, thousands of dodges, or still didn't dodge, you guys, it's really the disaster star of Lao Tzu's life. Okay, okay, let me tell you, Lao Tzu's name Wang Xiaozui, the cowardly who pretended to be just now is Lao Tzu's brother, called Wang Dazui. Don't ask me why, Lao Tzu doesn't know, since birth, Lao Tzu has two kinds of thinking in his body, we two brothers share the same body, do you think Lao Tzu doesn't want to be separated from him? Of course, he must be annoyed by Lao Tzu as well. Don't talk about it! The old ghost of the Shenjimen, is what you are talking about as one of the five saints of the Dog P, he actually took a fancy to Lao Tzu's virtue, and what the hell is the biggest opportunity for the Shenjimen, and the development and growth of the Shenjimen in the future will depend on Lao Tzu. But Lao Tzu just wants to drink quietly, okay? Oh, it's not quiet, after all, there is Wang Dazui, that fool with Lao Tzu. But you said that the old ghost usually pretends to be as if Lao Tzu is his only treasure, but he doesn't dare to let Lao Tzu leave the Shenji Gate, and he doesn't let Lao Tzu communicate with anyone. Lao Tzu really doesn't want to talk to Wang Dazui, you know? It's not just you, but even Lao Tzu himself looks weird. But I have nothing to talk about with the old ghost, and every time I face the old ghost, it is Wang Dazui who compares with him. The two of them got along well, and then the old ghost was once poured too much by Lao Tzu, and finally told the truth, he said that he didn't let us see people because he couldn't afford to lose people, and he accepted a closed disciple as one of the five saints, but it turned out to be a schizophrenic. Lao Tzu is schizophrenic and his mother, although this situation is rare, but Wang Dazui and I are two completely independent people, okay? Even Linggen, we have two ......."

As soon as these words came out, the three of them were shocked.

It is easy to understand that there are two souls in one body, but in fact, any seizure must go through such a process, but after the seizure, it is the powerful soul that occupies the body and kills the other one. But his situation is a little more special, he was born like this, and neither of the two souls can help the other, so they can only coexist.

But there are actually two spiritual roots, which is incredible.

"Shao looked unbelievable there, do you want to see it? Come on, come on, Lao Tzu will let you check. Will you do the root technique?"

Xu Bansheng didn't hesitate too much, stepped forward and stretched out his hand, pressed it on the top of the little Taoist's head, and immediately unfolded the root detection technique.

Immediately, Xu Bansheng's face changed greatly, and it was indeed two kinds of spiritual roots, and these two spiritual roots were one of the twelve immortal bodies, one was obscure, and the other was true Ming, although they were not the five great immortal bodies, but these two immortal bodies were just opposites, and it was no wonder that these two diametrically opposed personalities appeared.

Xu Bansheng retracted his hand and said to Yao Yao and Lifan, who were full of anticipation: "One is obscure, the other is true, they are all immortal bodies, and both are the most suitable immortal bodies for the Divine Machine Gate." It's no wonder that the predecessor of Shenjizi would rather break his oath and accept him as the ninth disciple. ”

The little Taoist priest turned over and sat up, the gourd in his hand appeared again, and he took another big sip of wine.

"Don't keep staring at Lao Tzu's gourd, this treasure was found in the sea of misery, the magic machine gate, there are always some means that you don't understand. I'm not afraid to tell you, the reason why Lao Tzu is willing to come to this sea of misfortune is not what you think at all, what is the ascension channel, what the immortal court, is about Lao Tzu's P matter. Lao Tzu just thinks about this wine gourd. The old ghost used this wine gourd to lure Lao Tzu, saying that there is a wine gourd here, which is full of fine wine, and he can't finish drinking it even after drinking three lives and three lives, so Lao Tzu came. But after getting this gourd, Lao Tzu knew that it was fake if he couldn't finish drinking, and it was true to keep refining the demon spirit in this gourd. What kind of wine do you think this is? I'm not afraid to tell you, this is the wine made by those demons. I told those stupid things before that they said that they turned into pus, and that was all a trick of Lao Tzu. Otherwise, do you think Lao Tzu is crazy? Every once in a while, he runs out to kill people and steal goods, isn't it just to replenish the wine? However, although the brewing process of this wine is a little disgusting, even an unkempt person like Lao Tzu finds it difficult to swallow when he thinks about it, but as soon as the stopper is opened, you can smell the smell, it is really good wine. After two sips, I became addicted, and Lao Tzu couldn't care so much. ”

Xu Bansheng and the three of them didn't vomit it on the spot, but they still felt disgusted by the wine refined with demon spirits.

"Do you want to take a sip?" the little Taoist priest raised the wine gourd and said, "The four Jindan demon spirits you killed just now, Lao Tzu took the time to collect them in this gourd." This gourd is this good, whether it is dead or alive, as long as it is a spirit, it can make wine. If it weren't for the fact that there was no spirit body and this gourd couldn't make wine, Lao Tzu would have left a long time ago, do you really think there is anything good about this ghost place?"

Xu Bansheng frowned and said, "So, you have also tried to use immortal cultivators to make wine?"

The little Taoist priest became a little confused, although his face was dirty, his expression was still very exciting.

Finally, he still admitted: "I tried it once, and I ruined the wine brewed by at least five demon spirits of Lao Tzu, and then I completely broke off my thoughts." ”

"Then you're not going back?"

"How is it possible, no matter how good the wine is, it is uncomfortable to stay in this hellish place. Isn't it said that the people who leave here have a maximum of 50 years? I just want to stay for 50 years and then go back. The first thing I did when I went back was to settle accounts with the old ghost, that old thing, deceived Lao Tzu so badly. ”

Xu Bansheng was speechless, and it was inconvenient for him to make any comments about Shenjizi, so he asked again: "Then Brother Wang, can you tell me what your actual realm is?"

The little Taoist priest rolled his eyes and said, "You are purely teasing Lao Tzu, didn't you see it just now? Lao Tzu is the Eight Heavens of the Foundation." Oh, and so is Wang's big mouth. The old ghost of Shenjizi said, the two of us live together, the attributes of the two immortal bodies are diametrically opposed, and the aura is mutually exclusive, so Lao Tzu's cultivation grows extremely slowly. Unlike you, all of them are in the middle stage of Jindan, and that little girl is even more ...... in the late stage of Jindan."

It is not surprising that it can be seen that the realm of the three of them is because one of the two immortal bodies of the little Taoist priest happens to be the same as Lifan, and they are both true Ming immortal bodies. The True Ming Immortal Body can almost ignore the realm and see anyone's cultivation realm.

Xu Bansheng nodded secretly, the heart Dao Heavenly Dao has something to give, and he will also take something, and he gave this little Taoist the two immortal body spirit roots that are peerless, so he naturally has to take something.

"However, the predecessors of Shenjizi must have also said that Brother Wang's qualification is always an immortal body, and his cultivation will be slower at the beginning, but after he turns into a baby, he will get ......twice the result with half the effort."

The little Taoist priest rolled his eyes and said, "You are as virtuous as that old ghost, and you can bluff me with such words." ”

Xu Bansheng smiled and said, "If it is to bluff you, how can it be the same as what the Venerable Master said?"

The little Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, and seemed to be in thought.

"Brother Wang, can you tell me again, this gourd is really a thing of the fairy court?"

"That's what the old ghost said, how can I know. But this gourd is really a treasure, let's not talk about winemaking, the Jin Dan who sold the seller just now must have told you, right? This gourd can collect everything, just think about your appearance, even if your appearance is your disguise or even change is useless, I call you, unless you don't move, or you are always teleporting, otherwise as long as you make a little noise, it will be collected. It's just that this gourd is more damned, and it can only accept a large realm higher than me, and I am now building the foundation of the Eight Heavens, and at most I will receive the Eight Heavens of the Golden Pill, and there is nothing to be done about the Nine Heavens of the Golden Pill. ”

Xu Bansheng said in his heart that the Jindan demon spirit didn't lie, mainly because this little Taoist priest didn't lie to him.

So Xu Bansheng asked again: "Then Brother Wang's treasure may be shared with others?"

The little Taoist priest thought for a moment and said, "I know what you want, you want to borrow me this gourd, and I'm not afraid that you won't return it to me." I can't help you if you're you, but it's too one, hum, if Lao Tzu says a word, the old ghost will definitely move his fingers. Even if the monks of Nalanda Temple came, it wouldn't work. If you say that, we can really work together. I'll lend you the gourd, and you can help me collect the baby. I've tried, the wine brewed by Zhuji is not as good as Jindan, and I can't handle Yuanying, but I think that the wine brewed by Yuanying is definitely more delicious than Jindan. That's it!" The little Taoist suddenly slapped his thigh, stood up, and said with a wild laugh: "You help me take the thirty-six D heaven and seventy-two blessed land, as well as the ten great commanders, and I guess that what you want will come out in that way." I'll drink, you find the ascension channel, don't delay!"