Chapter 147: Yufei's spoof
A few days later, Yu Fei met Huaying, and now Huaying is just staying in the house except for going around with Wan Chongyang, and she doesn't know what she is thinking.
"Hey, I haven't heard the sound of the time watch for a long time, and suddenly I feel a little nostalgic, but unfortunately they don't show up now. It's really a dog!" Yufei was very uncomfortable, he couldn't help but have a plug-in that could rise steadily, but now, he suddenly found that this was not the case. I left this time watch and seemed to be nothing, which was the worst feeling.
"No, I'll find some way to cultivate, now that the North Mo Immortal Academy is so big, I can always find some way. "Yufei's idea is good, but I've only been here for a few days?
"Brother Fei, Brother Fei!" Just when Yu Fei was depressed, Brother Feilong suddenly called out, Yu Fei suddenly hit a spirit, and then released Brother Feilong.
"Oops! It's suffocating me!" As soon as Brother Feilong came out, the pork belly full of pork belly became bigger again, and Yu Fei felt that he was not raising a divine beast, he should be a foodie, and he was also a heavyweight foodie.
"Oh, Brother Long! If you continue to grow like this, I guess this can be sold, do you know what the price of pork is now? Fifty yuan a catty!" Yu Fei deliberately scared Brother Feilong, hearing Yu Fei say this, Brother Feilong was shocked, and then a stream of urine began to pour out.
"I'll wipe it! Brother Long! I was wrong! You want to pee outside, I'm at home, I want to live in someone!" Yu Fei regretted dying, he knew that Brother Feilong was so not frightened, and he wouldn't do this kind of thing that hurt others and didn't benefit himself when he was killed, now it's okay, Brother Feilong's urine.
"Huh, why is there a hole in the house?" Yu Fei just shifted his gaze slightly to look at Brother Feilong, and he found that there was a big hole in the place where Brother Feilong urinated. Yufei was taken aback, how to drop, is this not going to pee? Is this urine sulfuric acid?
"I'll wipe it! Brother Feilong! What kind of urine are you? It actually corroded my floor? Could it be that you are an alien?" Yufei looked at his floor in disbelief as the big hole that came out of the urine of Brother Feilong, it was okay before, and he didn't find that Brother Feilong's urine was corrosive, but now, it made him a little dumbfounded, could it be that this is the power of the divine beast?
"No, I've been saving up for a long time, so... Hey, hey, it's so comfortable!" Brother Feilong smiled shamelessly, without a trace of regret at all. However, Yu Fei was not angry, because after comprehending the power of Brother Feilong's stinky fart for the first time, he knew that there should be no problem with this guy being a divine beast.
"Brother Long, can I ask you a question? You said that your fart is a super invincible god fart, so what about your urine?" Yu Fei asked very seriously, if he could, he felt that there was an idea that might be realized.
"Uh! This is my personal question, I refuse to answer!" Brother Feilong said seriously, Yu Fei rolled his eyes directly, and then took out a demon beast pill and said.
"I'm not talking about your privacy, I'm talking about, how good is your urine?" Hearing Yu Fei say this, Brother Feilong suddenly realized and said.
"I don't know, but I don't think there are many people who can resist my urine. Brother Feilong said the same as he didn't say it, but Yufei wouldn't give up like this, so he said with a smile on the corner of his mouth.
"Brother Long! Since that's the case, don't blame me!" So, when Yu Fei took Brother Feilong to the side of a pool, Brother Feilong was stunned, what was this for
"Brother Fei, I suddenly feel that the inside of the ring is actually quite good, bye-bye!" Brother Feilong wanted to run away after finishing speaking, but was immediately grabbed by Yu Fei, Yu Fei looked at him with a sneer and said.
"Hey, hey, hey, Brother Long!haha! I just want a little bit of your pee, but you'd better cooperate with me, otherwise... Hey, hey, hey!" Seeing Yu Fei with a grim smile, Brother Feilong was really scared, and there was no way for him to disobey Yu Fei's orders, because he had already signed a contract.
"Mom, help me! Kill someone! No, it's killing pigs! No, it's killing pigs! No, no, it's not right! Mom! Kill people! Is there any reason!" Brother Feilong screamed, but unfortunately he didn't say the second sentence at all, Yufei took a funnel and inserted it directly into Brother Feilong's mouth, and then directly held him down, and then a water balloon technique hit the pool, and then the water seemed to be pumped by a pump, and poured it into Brother Feilong's mouth, more than ten minutes passed, almost half of the water in the pool was poured in, and Brother Feilong's stomach became bigger like a ball.
"It should be almost!" Yufei saw that it was about the same, so he let go of Brother Feilong. When he saw that Brother Feilong's belly was bigger than himself, Yu Fei realized that this Brother Feilong was simply a bottomless pit, and the water in the pool was several tons, but it was instilled into his mouth like this, but this guy just wasn't killed.
"I... Gollum, I grunt, I'm going to die!" As soon as Brother Feilong said this, the water in his mouth began to flow out, but the strange thing was that Brother Feilong didn't have anything at all, just that he had eaten too much and had some indigestion.
"A divine beast is a divine beast, it's really powerful!" Yu Fei was very happy, now if Brother Feilong has urine coming out, he will try it, how powerful is this Brother Feilong's urine. After waiting for a day, but Brother Feilong's urine never came, and his stomach began to recover slowly, and when Yufei saw that Brother Feilong seemed to be better, he was a little dumbfounded.
"Don't you want to pee?"
"Hooligans!shameless!obscene!" was asked by Yu Fei, Brother Feilong scolded directly, hearing that he was scolded by Brother Feilong, Yu Fei was not angry, just now he was so much, just out of curiosity, but now it seems that it is not the case.
"Hey, Brother Long, can you tell me, how did you do it? After drinking so much water, it's all right?" Yu Fei was curious, Brother Feilong drank half a pool of water, even if the elephant had to die, but Brother Feilong didn't have anything to do.
"Are you an idiot? If I hadn't been a divine beast, I would have been drowned by you a long time ago. Fortunately, I have my devouring skills, I belong to the devouring beast, you don't want to do this kind of thing in the future, I will give you good things in the future. Brother Feilong looked at Yu Fei a little speechlessly, he finally knew what Yu Fei wanted to do.
"Uhhh
"What about me, I belong to the Devouring Divine Beast, the super invincible and handsome Flying Dragon Beast, it is the name of my Divine Beast clan, but now I am only in my infancy, so it is equivalent to a child, what about my real strength, in fact, I don't know, only when I reach this strength, I can tell you. Brother Feilong said these words, hoping that Yufei would not always do some strange things, because he was also very uncomfortable.
"Okay! My bad!" Yu Fei admitted his mistake, today this is pure wishful thinking, he thought that this Feilong brother's fart is so powerful, the monks in the foundation building period can open the body protection aura shield can be hit, this power can be imagined, what if it is urine? Especially seeing such a strong corrosive urine, it is comparable to sulfuric acid and alien blood.
"That's right! Brother Fei, how do I feel, you're not the same as before? You seem to have a different smell on you. Brother Feilong seemed to have noticed something, he sniffed Yu Fei's body, and found that Yu Fei seemed to be a little different.
"What's the difference, am I more handsome than before, or am I more refined now?" Yu Fei asked shamelessly, and Brother Feilong said indifferently.
"You seem to have some indescribable smell on your body, have you carefully checked your body?" Brother Feilong said this, Yu Fei suddenly secretly screamed badly, he only remembered now, when he woke up that day, Huaying used a lot of needles to stimulate his acupuncture points, could it be that something wrong with his body is the reason?
Yu Fei quickly checked his body, but found that there was nothing, but when he carefully recalled the memory of the coma that day, some blurry images began to appear in his mind, but when he thought about it carefully, he couldn't find anything, helplessly, he covered his head and was very annoyed.
"Why can't I think of anything?" Yu Fei muttered, and was about to go to Huaying to explain what was going on with him.