Chapter 10: The Troubles of the Old Peach Tree

Tao Yao's words made Fang Guiyuan, a man who had been uninhibited for thousands of years, stand there trembling.

Chen Jiu stood behind him with a nonchalant look and looked left and right, but he didn't meet Tao Yao's eyes and the back of Fang Guiyuan's head.

But what kind of person is Fang Guiyuan? If you don't look at it, you can guess that this guy must be secretly rubbing his ears in the back to inquire about gossip!

Fang Guiyuan was embarrassed hahaha: "This ...... Who doesn't owe this life in the world?"

To be honest, Fang Guiyuan and Tao Yao have known each other for hundreds of years.

Tao Yao, the goblin, is used to living in a simple way, so low-key that everyone has been poking on Jintao Mountain for more than 100,000 years, and he has been cultivating for hundreds of years, so not many people know that there is such a monster in the world!

If it weren't for Fang Guiyuan's love of wandering around before he entered the Tao, and by chance, he would have met Tao Yao, a monster who was enough to attract "the whole world" as soon as he was born.

Later, after going around for a long time, he didn't want to waste anymore, so Fang Guiyuan moved to Jintao Mountain and followed Tao Yao as a neighbor.

Really, Fang Guiyuan can swear by his Dao heart, in the past few hundred years, he has at most climbed on Tao Yao's body to steal peaches, or the time he has fought with Tao Yao is also counted?

As a result, now that it suddenly came out, Daoist Fang Guiyuan said that he was panicked!

Tao Yao put down the wine glass, turned his head to Fang Guiyuan, and looked at him with a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes.

Fang Guiyuan was still trembling.

It's not that I'm afraid of him.

A person like Tao Yao, who had never been out for thousands of years, suddenly came to his house without saying hello. Well, you have to be nervous about being the master, right?

As the saying goes, if something goes wrong, there must be a demon!

Although the person is originally a monster.

Tao Yao looked at him, and suddenly frowned and said, "I should have a child." ”

His tone was very flat, but the meaning of these words was full of connotation!

You must know that in the cultivation world, whether they are cultivators or others, reproducing the next generation is extremely complicated and long-lasting, and sometimes it depends on God's mind. Tao Yao is not only a tree, but also a big mansion tree that has not been out a few times in tens of thousands of years, and he is clean and self-conscious, such a guy suddenly announced that he has a child...... Terrible!

And according to Tao Yao's appearance and style, it is impossible to find a partner who can have children......

So Fang Guiyuan was shocked!

The old wine was also shocked!

He hurriedly stretched out his hand and poked Fang Guiyuan from behind, and the irritated person shouted coldly: "I didn't make it!"

Then he kept secretly rubbing and poking his old wine, and he almost brought him a hole!

There is a shady !!

After walking in the world for many years and tasting all kinds of life, the old wine immediately realized this!

He sent a voice over: "Tell me quickly, what is your relationship with the old peach tree!"

In a hurry, such a sentence popped out, Fang Guiyuan also regretted that he almost slapped his mouth, looking at Tao Yao's face on the other side, his face was dark, he could only wail: "This is really none of my business! I don't know anything about it, I ...... it."

"It's none of his business. Tao Yao said with a frown.

Then he still looked very deep and distressed, raised his hand and rubbed his eyebrows, "It's my own problem!"

So Chen Jiu withdrew his hand quite dissatisfied, and Fang Guiyuan also heard him let out a regretful sigh.

Fang Guiyuan: ............

"Okay, okay, let's get down to business, you guys don't play!" Tao Yao shouted with a frown.

"Oooh. ”

Enough trouble, the two of them won't continue to gag and make trouble.

Fang Guiyuan walked to the courtyard, sat on another stone bench, and asked Tao Yao in confusion: "What's going on? You're not the kind of person who has nothing to do!"

Chen Jiu also put away the immodest and walked over to the two of them and stood with a serious face.

"What the hell is going on?" he asked.

The so-called gentleman's friendship is as light as water, not that it is really "light" to ignore it, but that it is open-minded and natural.

People like Fang Guiyuan rely on their feelings to make friends, and they are pleasing to the eye, and they can have friendship with a word of effort. Joke casually when you're playing, and you can give your friends a trip to the soup when you're serious!

Now look at ...... Did Tao Yao really encounter any troubles?

Tao Yao glanced at them very depressed, sighed and explained: "In the past hundred years, I have always felt a little powerless when I practiced, and then slowly, I felt that a mass of aura appeared in my body that did not match my body. You also know my lazy personality, and if it's a trivial matter, you don't care too much, but that air mass is about to annoy me!"

"You...... It's like you have a tumor in your body?" Fang Guiyuan thought about it, can this herb still grow this thing?

"Is it parasitic or is there a mistake in the exercises?"

To say that according to Tao Yao's ability, how can anything parasitize on him? In this way, it is estimated that the second type may be a little bigger.

"It's not a tumor, it's not anything else!" Tao Yao shook his head, "I can feel that it's something of the same origin as me, just like the trunk and branches, it doesn't flow from the other." ”

"It's been more than ten years, and that thing is getting bigger and bigger, but it's still hiding in my ontology core, so I can't do anything if I want to......"

This Fang Guiyuan was curious, "Then this is what you want to have a baby with...... It doesn't matter if you don't have children?"

Not to mention that it's okay to have a baby, as soon as he said the word "baby", Chen Jiu couldn't control his eyes and swept his eyes to Tao Yao's stomach......

Tao Yao immediately made a cold face and glared back at these two unreliable guys.

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Tao Yao didn't bother to mess around with them anymore, so he said directly: "I couldn't figure out something no matter how I got it, but I pushed it two years ago, and then I knew the origin of that thing." ”

Having said this, Fang Guiyuan had a little guess, and then thought back to the ancient deeds he had heard about before......

"That group of qi is the heir that Heavenly Dao has destined for you?"

Tao Yao nodded in acquiescence, his face a little bitter.

Those gods and men in ancient times were popular as "born sons". All of them are singles, and they have to rely on God's help to have children.

Therefore, the myths that have been handed down say that "feeling and pregnant" are not just nonsense......

Chen Jiu touched his head curiously, and then sat down as well, "Why do I sound a little wrong? All derivatives must be combined with yin and yang, old peach tree, you are a masculine seed, and the only yang does not grow, why do you suddenly have it yourself?"

"The internal cause is not there, but there are also external causes! Have you forgotten the Yin River under the ground, Lao Chen?" Fang Guiyuan patted his thigh, feeling that he had found the reason for the matter, "The peach tree is just to the yang, the yin river is to the yin to the soft, the two meet, a little bit of a wonderful reaction is also due, isn't it?"

"This ...... I really forgot," and then Chen Jiu turned his head and asked Tao Yao, "Your whiskers still stretch so far?"

"How can there be such a long root......" Tao Yao shook his head and denied.

"That's no reason...... Fang Guiyuan also frowned, "Forget it, let's not talk about this aspect first, why did you suddenly ask me to be in love? Say it in advance, I won't do anything harmful!"

"Snort-" Tao Yao sneered, obviously people didn't have any expression, but it always made Fang Guiyuan feel that he was despised......

"In the past few years, I always felt that the qi was about to die, but I couldn't get out! Didn't I bear thirty-six peaches this time? I thought, "It's the same origin anyway, and I'll see if I can try to make a body out of those peaches and move that mass of qi into it......"

Hearing this, Fang Guiyuan felt that something was wrong with his buttocks, and began to rub left and right......

Chen Jiu also unconsciously put his hand on the wine gourd on his waist......

Sure enough, I heard Tao Yao continue: "It was already ready, but just before I harvested the fruit, you suddenly rushed out and grabbed two!"

Seeing that a huge black cauldron was about to smash on his head, Fang Guiyuan felt that he should die and struggle.

"Yes...... But you didn't make it clear to me......"

Tao Yao glanced at him sideways, and snorted: "You came to steal my things, what's wrong with me teaching you a lesson? Besides, as soon as I find out, you are in a hurry to run, how can you give me a chance to make it clear?"

Fang Guiyuan: ............ Is that my fault? Aged wine should also bear the burden......

"Okay, okay, don't interrupt the topic, and then?" Chen Jiu saw that Fang Guiyuan was going to pull him into the water, so he immediately appeared on the stage and blocked his words.

"I used thirty-two peaches, and they all failed......," Tao Yao sighed and said, "I have a hunch that it won't be long before that mass of qi will come into being, and if I don't prepare before then, I guess I'll have to cut off my own roots." Fang Guiyuan, this matter started because of you, you have to help me solve it. ”

Fang Guiyuan said, I don't carry this pot, why do you still rely on me if you fail!

"But if you do me a hand, I can give you a taste of my peaches, half of them, and the wine I made myself when I was bored. ”

Peaches, wine, delicious food!

Fang Guiyuan was greedy when he heard this, and he was immediately stimulated and planned to speak up.

"Yes!" Chen Jiu, who had been obedient just now, suddenly reached out and covered Fang Guiyuan's mouth, stood up and interjected with a righteous face, "Even if Fang Guiyuan refuses to help, with my friendship with you, it must be incumbent!"

Fang Guiyuan: No, I didn't say no!! and what kind of friendship do you have with the old peach tree?

"But—"

"Your wine is not refined, is it?" Chen Jiu suddenly coaxed, lowered his head and asked cautiously.

When Tao Yao heard this, he raised his eyebrows, "There is still a reason for wine to become a refinement?"

"Naturally, no!" Chen Jiu smiled heartily.

The heart said that Fang's alcohol is estimated to be able to be made by Fang Guiyuan, and there is nothing else!

Fang Guiyuan slapped Chen Jiu's hand fiercely, waved him away, and said, "This is a problem in the body, you are taking the path of external law and martial arts, and you still understand my inner things?"

"I don't understand, but isn't there still Zhu Xuan?" Chen Jiu waved his hand indifferently, "Go, contact Zhu Xuan, and ask him what is going on!"

Fang Guiyuan: Looking for foreign aid can still be found so atmospheric, there is really a saying that MMP doesn't know how to say it properly!

Tao Yao's eyes lit up next to him.

Zhu Duan and he also knew each other, and he had also heard of the other party's reputation, but they didn't have a deep relationship, so they couldn't compare to Fang Guiyuan's friends for hundreds of years.

However, the rumored Dao Breakers who have studied the Spirit Cultivation should be able to help him solve this problem......

Fang Guiyuan took a look at these two, knowing that he had no room for resistance, so he could only lament that the benefits were all taken up by Chen Jiu, and he could only take the credit of running errands, and at the same time went to the house to get a copper mirror to contact the senior old otaku Zhu Xuan.

The Changbai Mountain where the nest was broken was set up by him, and ordinary communication spells could not contact him at all, and he could only have a "video" chat through this special magic mirror.

In fact, this thing also has old wine, but he enjoys the fun of commanding Fang Guiyuan, and refuses to take it out.

Fang Guiyuan took the mirror, stretched out his hand to wipe it, and saw that the original obscure mirror gradually emerged with the image of a young Taoist in Tsing Yi......

"I haven't seen you in years, everyone. Zhu Duan smiled and said hello to them first.

Fang Guiyuan also replied to him, and then went straight to the point, "Zhu Xuanha, I have a question for you, there is a specialization in the art industry, you should be able to give us some guidance." ”

"???, tell me about it?"

"What's that...... Fang Guiyuan hesitated a few times, and his fingers couldn't help but pick at the mirror frame, "That...... What about an unplanned pregnancy?"

Judgment: ??????!