33 Lin Zai's troubles

In this life, there will always be too many accidents.

Many people laughed at Lu San'er when he didn't have a son, but Lu San'er's daughter was favored by the cultivation master of the Luoyan Sect and took it to the Luoyan Sect to cultivate the truth.

Many people thought that the lotus with Zhao Yun's childhood sweetheart would eventually marry Zhao Yun. Unexpectedly, the beautiful girl who was famous in ten miles and eight towns finally married Lu Laoliu, who was honest in the mountain valley village, and became the sixth aunt, and her body became more and more rich, and she no longer lost her beauty back then.

Many people think that after Lu Lao died crippled, when the stupid son he picked up would starve to death sooner or later, the stupid boy suddenly recovered and married a beautiful little girl. That's it, this poor boy recently even took a beautiful concubine.

Seeing Lin Zai and Caiyi rolling up their sleeves and wrapping their headscarves, and following Lu Ye to work in the field, the villagers in the ravine village couldn't help but talk a lot.

In the cognition of the villagers, a beautiful girl should be a life that does not touch the spring water with her hands and sits at home every day to enjoy happiness, rather than doing rough work in the fields like a rough village woman. Seeing the two beautiful girls doing heavy work and sweating profusely, even if they are rough men in the countryside, they will inevitably feel a little pity.

The idiot, who was originally far from being comparable to himself, suddenly passed by and made people look up, which naturally made people feel unbalanced. When you are jealous, you will inevitably gossip.

On the top of a crop field not far from Lu Yejia's field, several villagers from the ravine village sat around and gossiped.

"You say, are these two girls stupid? Why do you look at the fools of Shanglu?"

"Fools are blessed with fools. Someone said sourly, "I'm afraid that Lu Fool will not be blessed." If you look at his little body, in my opinion, he will die of exhaustion in three or five months. ”

"Hey, look, that Lin Zai's little ass, tsk...... I don't know how many times that Lu fool has to pinch in one night. ”

"Your daughter-in-law is not bad, what are you envious of others. ”

"Fuck off, it's not as big as your daughter-in-law's ass. The man was stunned, and then sighed, "You say, is Lin Zai beautiful? Or is the colorful clothes beautiful?"

"What's the use of a beautiful top, it's not all the same when you blow the lamp. The key is the figure, Lin is a little fatter. I see, the colored clothes are better, the big ones should be big, and the small ones should be ......."

"What do you know, that can be called fat? Aunt Liu'er is called fat. Lin Zai is like this, that is...... Well, plump! Caiyi is too thin, and I panic when I hug it. ”

"You haven't hugged it, how do you know?"

The crowd was talking foul language, making lewd jokes, and chatting happily.

Lu Ye is a cultivator, although the distance is not close, and the villagers do not speak loudly, but in the end, they can still hear it clearly. His "daughter-in-law" was talked about like this, and Lu Ye was a little unhappy. But what can it be? Don't say that these worldly mortals in the countryside are cultivators, and it seems normal to talk about beautiful women behind their backs.

Lu Ye could hear it, and Lin Zai and Caiyi could naturally hear it clearly. Lin Zai squatted on the ground, holding a small shovel in his hand, and gritted his teeth secretly while shoveling weeds. Several times, Lin Zai wanted to throw the shovel in his hand over and kill the guy who said he was fat, but he finally held back.

Are you fat?

What!

Never mind!

The dignified Demon Venerable, who is as knowledgeable as a secular mortal, seems too petty. I've never seen an idiot who will thunder when bitten by a mosquito.

Thinking like this, Lin Zai breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but secretly pinch the flesh on his waist.

It seems to be a little bit fat......

It seems that I really have to lose weight quickly, and when I get to Jindan, I can't lose weight if I want to eat grains. After thinking about it, Lin Zai was relieved again. In the future, when Lu Ye gets that kind of thing, he will have to self-destruct himself to become a man again, and when the time comes, he will reshape a perfect body.

"Husband, are you thirsty?" Caiyi ran to the ground, poured a glass of water, walked over and handed it to Lu Ye, and when Lu Ye finished drinking the water, he wiped Lu Ye's sweat with his own towel.

Lin snorted again, panicking in anger.

No matter what the situation is, Lu Ye, a fool, also belongs to the private property of the deity! Don't say that he is a nominal "husband", even if he is a dog! He can't be touched by others! Especially Caiyi, a little slut!

Lin Zai's eyes rolled around, and suddenly said to Lu Ye, "Husband, I'm also thirsty!"

Lu Ye was stunned for a moment and said, "I'll pour you water." ”

"I'll do it. Caiyi took the bowl from Lu Ye's hand.

"Don't!" Lin snorted again and said, "I'm afraid you'll poison me and murder the housewife." ”

Hearing this, Lu Ye was suddenly stunned.

Poisoned?

That's a great idea!

Is there any recipe available in your rich and chaotic memory?

Poisoning two cultivators is not an easy task.

But if it really works, it's a good thing to kill two birds with one stone, once and for all!

Lu Ye cleaned up the messy memories while searching his intestines and stomach, and poured water for Lin Zai.

Lin held the bowl again, drank it all, and then handed the bowl to Lu Ye, and glanced at Caiyi defiantly.

Caiyi looked at Lu Ye's back, and sneered to meet Lin Zai's defiant gaze.

Lu Ye took the bowl and looked at the empty coarse porcelain bowl, a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, and he thought of an excellent idea.

Lu Ye, who was in an excellent mood, reached out and wiped the water on the corner of Lin Zai's mouth, and said with a smile, "What are you doing drinking so fast." ”

Lin Zai smiled and said, "Go to work, it's getting dark." ”

"Hmm. Lu Ye responded.

Three people are working, and the speed is actually not very fast. However, in the end, the work of the three acres of land was completed before dark.

After cleaning up, the three of them went all the way home, and after eating, it was dark.

Lu Ye entered the master bedroom in the east room, which was originally Lu Lao's room, but now it has become Lu Ye's. And Lin Zai and Caiyi slept in Lu Ye's original west room.

After taking off his coat and getting to bed, Lu Ye ran the exercises first.

Without a spare, cultivation can only stabilize at the third layer of qi refining for the time being, and it is really not easy to go further. I can only hope that the next crop of weeds will have a good harvest, and when the time comes, I will refine some pills, even if there is no auction, I can exchange a few spars if I want to.

Two hours passed, and Lu Ye collected the exercises, and when he was about to sleep, there was a knock on the door.

"Husband?"

It's the voice of colored clothes.

Lu Ye frowned, and said in his heart, What is this little devil running over here in the middle of the night? After a moment's hesitation, he still said, "Come in." ”

Caiyi pushed the door in, came to the side of the bed, looked at Lu Ye with a red face, and then suddenly knelt on the ground with a thud.

Lu Ye was a little caught off guard for a while.

What is this road number?

Caiyi choked up and said, "Husband...... Right...... I'm sorry. Caiyi told people that it was your concubine without your consent. ”

"Uh......"

"Caiyi has long wanted to confess to you, but she has never had the courage to ......," Caiyi said, tears welling up, and finally she lay directly on the edge of the bed, sobbing, "Husband...... Caiyi ...... Caiyi really delights you. More than a thousand years ago, Caiyi wanted to marry you......"

Looking at the colorful clothes lying on the edge of the bed and crying, Lu Ye couldn't help but show a trace of disgust on his face. If it weren't for the cruel and cold-blooded expression on her face when she was competing with Lin Zai before, he might have really been deceived by her current appearance.

Maybe it's time for me to reconsider the Oscars.

Without comparison, there is no harm.

Compared with Caiyi, Lin Zai's acting skills are still a little worse.

Although she has no good impression of the hypocritical colorful clothes, she can't be allowed to sing a one-man show here, right?

Lu Ye hurriedly reached out to help Caiyi up, reached out again to wipe the tears on Caiyi's face, and said softly, "I don't blame you, really." In fact...... I like you very much, too. ”

"Really?"

"Of course. ”

A smile appeared on Caiyi's face, and she suddenly pounced, hugged Lu Ye, and shouted emotionally: "Husband!"

Outside the door.

Lin Zai, who was peeping, gritted his teeth with hatred.

This little slut!

It's really good at acting!

Next, are you going to untie your shirt and give yourself a hug?

I'm really afraid of something!

It is conceivable that once something really happens to this pair of dog men and women, the relationship will definitely go further, and when the time comes, won't he be completely defeated?! This little slut blew a little pillow wind and told Lu Ye that it was Lin Annihilation, and everything was over!

No way!

Lin thought about it again, and quickly wanted to squeeze out tears to play with Caiyi, and was not interested in climbing onto Lu Ye's bed like Caiyi, but he always had to do some destruction! But after squeezing for a long time, he was stunned and had no results. She has to admit that she is really not Caiyi's opponent when she acts in a crying scene!

"Husband, I'm ...... I want to ......" In the room, there was a voice of colorful clothes soft to the bone.

Lin was stunned for a moment, and scolded secretly: You want to die, right?!, and then suddenly shouted at Lu Ye's door, "Husband!"

If it was normal, someone suddenly disturbed a good thing, Lu Ye should be angry. However, at this moment, Lu Ye was very grateful to Lin Zai for this voice.

The beauty took the initiative to send it to the door, Lu Ye didn't even dare to think about it. I met it today, and I should be glad that I met it. But the problem is that Lu Ye really doesn't have much interest in Caiyi. Not only because Lu Ye couldn't be sure whether Caiyi was changed by a man, but also because of his distrust of Caiyi.

Lu Ye even doubted whether Caiyi's behavior was just a simple desire to get his own seed - although this idea was rather bizarre, this was the cultivation realm, this was the world of miracles, and there should be nothing impossible.

Lu Ye directly pushed away the colorful clothes, hurriedly got out of bed, came to the door, looked at Lin Zai, and asked with a concerned face, "What's wrong?"

Lin was asked by Lu Ye again, but he was stunned. Just now, he was in a hurry, and shouted Lu Ye in his throat, what the hell was he shouting him for, but Lin Zai hadn't thought of an excuse yet.

But fortunately, Lin Zai was a little clever, but he was stunned for a moment, and immediately thought of a more reasonable excuse. "I found that I have been a little lucky recently, and I want to go out for a walk, husband, please accompany me. ”

Walk?

It's the middle of the night.

However, Lu Ye still readily agreed.

Lin Zaixi grabbed Lu Ye's arm and glanced back at Caiyi defiantly.

Caiyi had a smile on her face and didn't seem to mind.

Lu Ye said, "Caiyi, do you want to be together?"

"I'm not going. Caiyi said, "I want to boil some water and take a bath." ”

If she doesn't want to go, that's for the best. Sandwiched between two girls, it's not very comfortable.

Lu Ye secretly breathed a sigh of relief, walked out of the small courtyard with Lin Zai, and walked slowly along the path in the village.

Spring nights are cool.

The starry sky is bright and picturesque. In the distance, the smoky mountains are black and oppressive, like a giant dragon, entrenched in this ancient and quiet land.

The air is filled with the smell of grass, like a rich aroma of wine, which makes people drunk without alcohol.

Lu Ye likes this kind of pastoral life - if the beauty around him is really a beauty, and there is nothing bad about it.

"Husband. Lin Zai said to Lu Ye very solemnly, "You must be careful of that colorful clothes, don't be deceived by her appearance." The demon race is cruel and ruthless by nature, this is determined by the demonic energy on the demon race, and it is also undoubted! Moreover, I have heard that the demon race has a very evil method, which can use the seed of a man to refine an extremely strange thing called the demon Gu, this kind of thing, can affect the mind of the seed owner. ”

Hex?

Sounds terrible.

To refine this thing, you still need to use ......

Lu Ye glanced at Lin again, and he didn't know if what this guy said was true or not.

Seeing Lu Ye looking over, Lin Zai's heart tightened.

This idiot, you can't remember the Demon Gu, right?

Although the Heavenly Demon Eye can see through the essence of all things, it still has no effect of a lie detector, and it is impossible to tell whether Lin Zai is telling the truth or a lie. After thinking about it, Lu Ye still nodded and said, "I remember." Although he didn't trust Lin Zai's, Lu Ye also didn't trust Caiyi. Therefore, it is definitely a wise choice to keep a certain distance from Caiyi.

Lin Zai breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and secretly paid: What a fool, if a man's seed was really so useful, the deity would have ...... long ago Hmph, although Tanhualang is like an encyclopedia in the cultivation realm, he knows a lot of things, but what a fool after all!

Lin Zai was in a good mood, opened his arms, stretched his waist, and then put his hands behind his back and said with a smile, "I haven't been to town for a long time, I don't know how many spars your old apprentice has earned, we should also go to divide the spars." Besides, can our father get used to it there? As juniors, we should always go and see it. ”

What a filial daughter-in-law.

Lu Ye sighed in his heart, although he knew that Lin Zai was pretending to be garlic, but these words were also pleasant to listen to, and they were much more natural than the gentleness of Caiyi's greasy and crooked people.

Lin Zai said again, "You don't plan to give Caiyi a copy of the spar again, right?"

"This ...... If you don't give it to her, will it make her angry?" Lu Ye groaned, "In case she gets annoyed and tears her face, it doesn't seem to be good." ”

"Don't worry, she won't tear her face over this little thing. Lin Zaidao, "What's more, she is different from us, she is a remnant demon body, and if she wants to cultivate as soon as possible, she doesn't need too many spars, but she needs demonic nature." ”

Lu Ye felt that what Lin said seemed to have some truth again, not to mention, he was really reluctant to give the spar to Caiyi again, and even Lin Zai, he didn't want to give it.

While chatting, the two walked around the ravine village for a while, and then returned home.

Lu Ye went directly back to the master bedroom to rest, and Lin Zai went back to the west.

In the room in the west room, there is an extra barrel. Caiyi was squatting in a wooden barrel and taking a bath. On the periphery of the barrel, a small prohibition was placed to isolate the moisture in the barrel.

Lin re-entered the house, closed the door, and casually issued a soundproof prohibition. glanced at the shoulders of the colorful clothes, pursed his mouth, and said, "Mu Ling's maids, are they all cheap?

Caiyi didn't think about it, and said with a smile, "Cheap also needs cheap capital." Caiyi said, stood up from the barrel, and straightened his chest at Lin Zai with some ostentatiousness, and then crossed his waist with one hand, and said, "How?"

Scold!

Lin Zai smiled indifferently, "Generally, it's still a little worse than Qianyu's little slut." Speaking of this, Lin Zai sighed a little, "That woman, the utilitarian mind is a little bigger, compared to the demon clan, not much better." But the figure and appearance are still excellent. ”

"Yes, I heard that you have a story with Master Qianyu. Really?"

Lin snorted again and said, "What if it's real or fake? The deity is not the kind of naΓ―ve person who needs to rely on the fact that he sleeps with a woman. ”

Caiyi sneered, and strode straight out of the barrel, his feet touching the ground, but not stained with dust. On the skin as white as snow, there was a black demonic aura. The demonic energy wrapped around his body, and in the blink of an eye, the traces of water on his body were dried up.

Caiyi got on the bed, restrained her demonic energy, and sat cross-legged in front of Lin Zai, with a smile on her face, Caiyi asked, "You say, if your husband sees me like this, will he have any impulses?"

Lin glanced at the colorful clothes in front of him again, sneered, and stretched out his hand to the belt around his waist.

Caiyi made a frightened look, stepped back, clasped her hands on her chest, and said, "What do you want to do?"

Lin Zai snorted with disgust and said, "Sleep!"

"Oh...... Scared me, I thought you were trying to ...... me I almost forgot, even if you wanted to, you wouldn't have the ability to do it. Caiyi said leisurely.

Lin Zai's mind buzzed with Caiyi's words, and he almost fainted. She really hated herself now for not having "this ability", otherwise......

Shh

Slut one!

Even if the deity has "this ability", he is not interested in this kind of slut!

What's more, he is a dignified demon venerable, what kind of anger do you have with a maid, slut, and concubine!

Ignoring the provocation of Caiyi's language, Lin took off his clothes and lay down in the quilt, wanting to sleep a lot, but he couldn't calm down in his heart.

Lu Ye is also a man with strong blood after all, if one day he can't stand Caiyi's hook-up with this little slut, and what happens to her, what can he do? The men in the cultivation realm are all animals who think with their lower bodies! If they trust her more because they sleep with Caiyi, their situation will not be very good.

Don't doubt it, Caiyi, a little slut with no lower limit, must be able to do anything in order to please Lu Ye!

Strike first to be strong!

That's right.

But......

Do you want to sleep with Lu Ye?

Thinking of this question, Lin Zai grabbed his hair fiercely.

Absolutely not!

After getting that kind of thing in the future, I still plan to destroy myself and turn back into a man! If I really sleep with Lu Ye, then in the future, how can I still mess around in the cultivation world?!

What's more, that kind of thing, just thinking about it makes me vomit!

But......

If Lu Ye is really taken down by Caiyi, then he won't be able to get his hands on that thing!

How good is that!

When Lin Zai was in great pain, Caiyi suddenly crawled over, pressed against Lin Zai's ear, and blew softly, "Sister, there is a surprise waiting for you tomorrow." ”

Surprise?

What surprises?

Lin Zai suddenly had a bad premonition!