"Toilet, toilet, toilet!"

Xia Diao looked anxiously and rushed into the toilet.

"Why do you suddenly have diarrhea, I didn't eat anything at the night market tonight!"

"I also ate a little grilled gluten, lobster, kebabs, ice cream, fruit fish, grilled oysters, grilled fish, spicy snails, fried ......"

Thinking angrily in his heart, he also looked at the toilet in the toilet.

"This is the legendary automatic machine?"

"It doesn't seem to be any different from a normal toilet!"

Xia Diao had some doubts, but now was not the time to think about this, he took the opportunity to sit directly on the toilet!

Burst!

Babble, boom!

Goo-goo!

After a series of very rhythmic sounds, Xia Diao breathed a sigh of relief!

But this is diarrhea after all, and now it's just the beginning!

The real battle is just about to begin!

"It doesn't seem to be any different from a normal toilet, how the hell does he poop automatically?"

At this time, Xia Diao, who was sitting on the toilet, was not so flustered, and was questioning the toilet in his mind, but at this time, a soft sound seemed to sound from the inner wall of the toilet!

Xia Diao looked down curiously, and saw that it was a very peculiar tube, and some veins on the surface had some flashes of light, which looked quite technological!

But suddenly, he seemed to think of something, and looked at the tube and suddenly his face changed:

"Could it be that the so-called automatic is ......"

Swish!

Before he could react, the tube moved at lightning speed!

Poof!!

It seems to be a strange sound of something hard inserting into a certain place!

"Ahh

Then a scream came!

Five minutes later.

Xia Diao walked out tremblingly against the wall, and there was still a long-standing horror on his face.

"My dear master, how effective is this latest automatic machine?"

In the void, suddenly a burst of light and shadow flickered, and the handsome young guy who looked like a housekeeper appeared again!

Hearing this, the corners of Xia Diao's eyes twitched:

"Good...... The effect is indeed very good......"

"It only took me five minutes to solve my diarrhea ......"

"But I don't want to use this machine again......"

Hearing Xia Diao's words, the man who looked like a housekeeper laughed:

"Hahaha, my dear master, you can be happy. ”

"This is the latest type of automatic machine, also known as an automatic toilet, which can make people efficiently and at high speeds!"

"The unique void brush can also personally clean up the residual garbage in the intestines, which can make the entire intestines clean and tidy!"

"It only takes five minutes, no matter what it is, constipation or diarrhea, it can be thoroughly cleaned and absorbed in a short period of time!"

The man who looked like a butler said proudly!

"Okay, it's really awesome, my ju is about to explode. ”

Xia Diao sighed weakly, and then slowly walked towards the bed, and instantly fell on it.

Click.

At this time, the lights around him went out automatically, and Xia Diao also fell asleep.

...... century

Time passed slowly.

The night is getting darker.

At this time, outside the tree house of Xia Diao, the big fat pig also fell asleep against the huge tree.

It's quiet all around, and it's almost impossible for anyone to be there at night so late.

But there were two black shadows, but they were gradually approaching this way!

"Are you sure the pig is here, if you find the wrong one, you'll be in trouble!"

"Of course, I rode my motorcycle at a hundred yards and followed closely behind, and I finally managed to catch up with the huge fat pig!"

"He's definitely in this yard!"

"But the tree in this yard is so big, at least a few hundred years old, is this family a house built around this tree?"

The sound of soft communication sounded in the night, and there was a faint flicker of light.

It was the two of them holding a flashlight that shimmered, just to illuminate a small area under their feet.

"It's almost four o'clock in the morning, and people are definitely in a deep sleep at this time, so it's a good time for us to start!"

"Yes, we must get our hands on that pig, such a big pig, no matter how you say it, it will cost two tons, that is, four thousand catties!"

"According to the current pork for 20 yuan a catty, that pig can be sold for 80,000 yuan!"

"Not to mention such a big pig, maybe the pork will be more expensive!"

The two whispered to each other, slowly approaching the house.

"Now we just need to go into the house, find a way to open the door, and attract the pig away with a special pig feed!"

"What if that master wakes up?"

"It's impossible to tell you, even if the master wakes up, what if we two strong men steal the pig in front of him!"

One of them, a slightly stronger figure, said confidently, his face was a little unshaven, and he looked like a greasy uncle.

"Let's get started now, and show you my agile figure!"

The uncle said this, and then rushed out in a few arrows, and in the blink of an eye, he had already jumped up and grabbed the top of the wall of the mansion!

"Show you how quickly I climbed over the wall!"

As he spoke, his arm strained rapidly, but at this moment, he found that he couldn't stand up for half a day!

"Uh-huh!"

He shouted in his mouth, and at the same time tried desperately, but he was still a little short of completely turning over!

"Hey...... Ay...... I'm running out of strength!"

Suddenly, the uncle felt that he was a little weak, and then he hurriedly whispered to the side:

"I'm going to fall, I'm going to fall, come and help me!"

But he shouted for a while, but no one answered, and he turned his head helplessly to see that the accomplice on the side had disappeared.

"Lao Wang?"

Before he could look around, a voice came from the courtyard:

"Big brother, what are you doing, this courtyard is not closed at all, just walk in. ”

Poof!

The eldest brother who heard this voice instantly lost his strength and fell directly outside!

A moment later.

The figures of the two appeared in the courtyard.

The eldest brother also put away the embarrassment on his face, and now he is going to work officially!

"Look, I found that big fat pig, sleeping next to that tree!"

"Actually let him sleep in the yard like this, aren't you afraid that this pig will run away by itself!"

"What a stupid master, it's easy for us to do things now!"

The two looked at each other and smiled, and tiptoed towards the big fat pig!

But at this time, the big fat pig had already fallen into a deep sleep, and he didn't know anything about the outside world.

......