Chapter 3 No IQ can survive more than two episodes in Wei Jin

Don't cry, the play isn't over yet. They'll be back later. Zhang Yiliang said, lying on his side, shaking, and the bed creaked non-stop.

Sure enough, within a few minutes, the group broke down the door again. Zhang Yiliang immediately moved regularly in the quilt, and the wooden bed rattled. Everyone outside the door laughed, and the shopkeeper laughed: Young Master Zhang is a capable person, and it has been several hours.

After making sure that everyone was gone, Zhang Yiliang got out of bed, tidied up his clothes, and sat on the table drinking tea.

Childe turned out to be a regular visitor here. Xiao Ke was still crying, and his voice was painful.

If I tell you that I only came to your place last night, do you believe it? Zhang Yiliang didn't want to explain, but he was bored, so he wanted to talk.

Lao Tzu is in another world, working as a professor and an expert, and his parents are both literate people, and he has no worries about food and clothing. but to your grotesque world.

Childe speaks so weirdly, are you a ghost? You are just a young master in Hualiu Lane, I don't want to see you again, you can go. Xiao Ke was a little desperate.

Alas, forget it, I can't talk to you. Zhang Yiliang said: I know that the girl is a good person, I want to know your identity, since you don't want to tell me, I don't ask, me and you, just be a passerby. I'll take you to a safe place so that you can recuperate, and don't see you again when you're healed.

Where are you going to take me?" without waiting for Xiao Ke to finish asking. Zhang Yiliang had already picked her up, rushed out of the door, ran to the stable, helped her onto the horse, and climbed up himself. Hurry up and leave the place.

When he got to a small river, Xiao Ke asked for water. So the two dismounted and sat down by the river to rest. It was night, and a crescent moon hung in the sky. The air is exceptionally fresh and the clouds are exceptionally beautiful.

Are you a subordinate of Sima Jin, the king of Langya? Zhang Yiliang couldn't suppress his curiosity, and he sounded again.

So what, no, Xiao Ke turned his head to look at the moon with disdain.

If yes, then congratulations, do a good job, Sima Rui, the son of Sima Ji, the king of Langya, is a good person and will be the emperor in the future. Zhang Yiliang said.

Cut...... Xiao Ke said even more disdainfully.

Oh, so you're not, so you're really just a person in the rivers and lakes. Zhang Yiliang said that he probably knew Xiao Ke's identity.

The Cao family and the Sima family are both thieves who steal the country, and everyone in the world will be punished. Xiao Ke said, her mood changed slightly, and she became excited and continued: Gongzi is a merry person, how could he know that there is a Langya Sect in the rivers and lakes?

I've heard my uncle say that my uncle also saved the people of the Langya Sect! Zhang Yiliang began to make up nonsense in order to set up the news.

Dare to ask Uncle Ling? Xiao Ke thought that he was a simple person, but he was tricked.

There is a person in Shu, who is a famous general of the Han Dynasty, who is chivalrous and righteous, and the guests gather, and lives in Lingyun Town, south of Anhan. Do you know who it is? Zhang Yiliang said.

It turned out to be Yan Zhang, a native of Bashu and returning to the mountains! Xiao Ke was overjoyed and smiled at the corner of his eyes. Like the water under the moon in front of you, the blue waves flow.

Precisely. Zhang Yiliang was about to continue the routine, but was interrupted by Xiao Ke, and she continued: Why is the son's surname Zhang and not Yan?

Isn't it unbearable? Zhang Yiliang asked rhetorically: Am I not like Old Man Yan but like the old Wang family next door?

You answer my first question first.

My father was a general, who led the troops to resist the Huns and died, and left his last words before his death not allowing me to practice martial arts and join the army. Uncle Yan Zhang is the sworn brother of his father.

Why didn't your father allow you to practice martial arts and join the army?

My ancestors were relics of the Han Dynasty, and they should be loyal to the Han Dynasty. Zhuangzi once punished the thief of the hook, and the thief of the country Hou satirized the thief, and my father let me remember it in my heart, not Sima Yi's family.

So you are willing to fall and indulge in wine?

Which eye did you see me indulging in wine? I'm a decent gentleman. If I had indulged in alcohol, I would have taken advantage of your weakness to do something to you. Zhang Yiliang said as he got up and led the horse, ready to continue walking. At this time, it was dark and windy, the mountain road was difficult to walk, and the people were sleepy and tired. So Xiao Ke rode a horse, Zhang Yiliang led the horse, and chatted while walking.

You are not a subordinate of Sima Jin, the king of Langya, so you must be the Jianghu sect of Langya Mountain in Chuzhou?

Precisely. My senior brother Xiao Fang and I are the messengers of Langya Sect, because of the double eagle sword, the people of the rivers and lakes are called Langya Double Eagle, and we are responsible for sending orders to the roads, roads, halls, and courts built by Langya Sect in various places, and understanding the situation of new officials in various places.

You must have entered Shu this time to find out whether Sima Ying, the newly sealed king of the city, oppressed the people and did wrongdoing, yes or no?

Childe seems to be unruly, but he never thought that he would be able to guess our mission.

You people in the rivers and lakes have a lot to do in troubled times, but it's a pity that I'm just an ordinary man......

was chatting energetically, a black shadow suddenly appeared in front of him, Zhang Yiliang had not seen the other party clearly, but he heard a whistling, and a Mitsubishi dart had already flown over.

Be careful...... Xiao Ke jumped on horseback, flew over, and pushed Zhang Yiliang away. The dart swooped into the horse's head, and the horse roared forward, and in a few steps fell to the ground.

This time, eighty percent is going to hang the ball, and the person who knows kung fu is seriously injured, and he is highly myopic who can't do kung fu, but the other party is a dart player, and he can't save it. The two had to roll into the grass on the side of the road, not daring to move.

This dart should be issued by the people of the Tang Sect in Shu. Xiao Ke whispered in Zhang Yiliang's ear.

In a hurry, Zhang Yiliang probed around and saw a trap dug by hunters not far ahead. Dao: I have my own way to capture this person.

Ake, I~I~ I'm dying. The secret recipe of the 61-style iron rod of Tongtian that was taken from the four monsters in Shuzhong must be brought back, and given ~ give ~ us Yu'er to practice, and when I grow up, for, avenge me...... Zhang Yiliang imitated the dying voice and said.

As he spoke, he moved through the grass, pressing out a mark on the grass and reaching the trap. It wasn't long before someone came in from outside the grass, and he was following the crushed tracks. The dark clouds covered the moon, and there was no way in the grass, and the figure felt in, and suddenly a hand stretched out from the grass next to it, and sprinkled a palm of dust. That's right, it's Zhang Yiliang. He pressed a trail of grass and then crawled back and hid in the dense grass next to the indentation.

The man: What kind of kung fu is this, so good.

I saw the person in front of me, dressed in black, with a simple and neat gourd bun, and a leather bag around his waist, filled with darts, long needles, flying knives and other hidden weapons. He was only five or six feet tall, and his voice was immature, and he was actually a thirteen or fourteen-year-old boy.

Zhang Yiliang laughed, and with just one kick, the dart boy fell into a trap several meters deep. Fortunately, the trap was dug to catch live creatures, and there was nothing deadly underneath.

The man fell to the bottom of the well and wanted to jump up with light skills, but it was too high, and the wall of the trap was extremely smooth, so he couldn't jump up after several attempts, so he had to give up. Xin Xin said: Thief, dare to assassinate me.

It's really funny, we are walking on the road well, you make the dart shoot at the head, do you want to save us?

Walking in the middle of the night is either a traitor or a thief. The boy sophistry.

Then you also walk in the middle of the night, are you a traitor or a thief?

Do you want to live or die? Lao Tzu hates deception the most. Zhang Yiliang said.

I am from the Tang Sect, do you dare to harm me?" After the man finished speaking, he waved his hand and shot a few more darts.

Can the people of the Tang Sect ambush good people at will? Xiao Ke continued to argue with him.

If you're a master, you can naturally flash my dart, and if you're not a master, you deserve to die. The young man was arrogant and said disdainfully.

You're still quibbling, husband, kill him. Xiao Ke was too deep into the play, and accidentally blurted out. When she realized it, it was too late, so she had to turn her back to Zhang Yiliang.

Dog men and women, if you don't kill me, I will kill you in the future. The little guy was in the rebellious period of his youth, and the more he talked, the more energetic he became.

Hey, you little red guy, this professor is not convinced. Zhang Yiliang was also angry, and began to compete, saying: Let me ask you, do you know which one is the strongest in the world?

Naturally, I am the strongest in Tang Sect's kung fu. The boy leaned against the wall and was not in a hurry.

If you have to work hard all over the world, there are less than three of you Tang Sect who can enter the stream, Tang Tianxing, Tang Sigong, and Tang Fan can be counted. A scumbag like you is cannon fodder in the rivers and lakes.

You idiot, you talk weirdly. Are these three really from my Tang Sect? I've never heard of them. What kind of kung fu is cannon fodder? The young man became humble at this time.

The pinnacle of kung fu in the world, how much do you know about the little red guy? Have you heard of the Nine Yin True Scripture? Have you heard of the Eighteen Palms of the Dragon Descending? Zhang Yiliang said.

Do you know all these kung fu? The young man was obviously new to the world and had little experience.

Naturally, the palm just given to you is one of the tricks of the dragon palm. Zhang Yiliang felt that he was about to subdue this young man.

Then tell me what this palm is called? The boy was really tricked.

This palm is the first move of the first palm of the dragon palm, and the lamp is extinguished. Zhang Yiliang reads a lot and deceives people one by one.

I didn't want the young man to be really moved, so he knelt down in the trap and kowtowed. He said to himself: Master is above, apprentice Tang Xi to see Master...... The master is above, and the apprentice Tang Xi pays a visit to the master......

Do you really worship me as a teacher? When he kowtowed dozens of times, Zhang Yiliang asked him.

The disciples are willing to serve the Master in this life and this life, and honor the Master. Tang Xi said in a childish voice.

Poof~ Xiao Ke, who was standing with his back on his back, couldn't help but laughed.

After pulling the grass and weaving rope to rescue Tang Xi, Tang Xi knelt down in front of him again. The childish laughter also gave Zhang Yiliang a little more comfort. He loves students, it's in his nature.

It turned out that this Tang Xi heard that the four monsters in Shu slaughtered the righteous people in the rivers and lakes, and he actually escaped from the secret room of the Tang Gate while his mother was practicing, wanting to help Langya Sect escape from the hands of the four monsters in Shu.

It's really childish cute.