As soon as he finished lamenting, Da Hongzhong found himself in an even more miserable situation-

The thorns that shimmered with cold light eventually pierced his fat layer with the efforts of the sea urchins who kept rolling around in red......

Then his self-produced fat oil soared out......

"Why is this happening?!" Da Hongzhong finally howled and cried out in a way that he couldn't stand it, "It's normal for you to rush blood than oil!"

This is so hurtful! It's so inflammatory! Lao Tzu isn't fat at all!

What's more, this is a game world, he didn't experience the pain, but in order to better reflect the game effect, the oil soared very high, until gravity was powerful, and it changed into a beautiful arc and fell on his face one by one......

"This is not normal at all!!!" shouted Dahongzhong.

"This ...... Condolences. "007 doesn't know how to persuade him, after all, it's such a thing as piercing the skin and rushing out of oil...... It really hurts people's self-esteem!

"But I'm not fat!" Da Hong emphasized.

"It's okay...... 007 reassured him, "not fat...... You can also have liposuction, you see how many women can't think of a good thing, isn't it?"

"But I'm not a woman!!" Da Hongzhong's whole person was pressed by those sea urchins, and he could only lie on his back and roar at the sky.

A crystal tear slid down the corner of his eye, leaving a water stain on the ground.

007 Xindao, you have ** on your chest, you are wearing a skirt, and now you say that you are not a woman?

But now is not the time to complain, let's give him some comfort and comfort!

"Players should now be able to appreciate our company's good intentions, please cheer up and continue to challenge!"

"......" lay on the ground in red, unresponsive.

As soon as 007 saw his reaction, he knew that the verbal stimulation could no longer impress Dahongzhong...... Looks like we'll have to continue to plug him.

Then 007 snorted twice: "Congratulations to the player for not being afraid of danger, and finally conquering the hostile forces with his personal charm, and comprehending the secret technique - 'big breasts and milk all over the world'! From now on, the player can gain control over any male creature that has made physical contact with him for ten minutes!"

In red: "......"

"Can I not do this secret technique?" "Do you want me to dump ** bastard after letting me soar with oil!(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻

"No, please don't be too confident in your own strength!" 007 reminded in a friendly manner.

"But I'm ......" Before Da Hongzhong finished speaking, he felt that the sea urchins pressed on his body rolled down one by one, lying beside him and lining up on both sides, as if defending him......

The effect of this plug-in is immediate!

Dahong, who bullied the soft and was afraid of the hard and the pain, was entangled for a while, and swallowed back the words of refusal.

What's that...... Let's pass the level first.,Anyway, you can pick it up if you drop it......

After opening the plug-in in the big red, how to go smoothly in the game Let's not mention it first, that is, in the Guiyuan view, Chen Jiu stumbled and knocked melon seeds, and said to Fang Guiyuan:

"It's a bit embarrassing for you to open this plug-in, and a lot of the settings have been ruined by yourself. ”

Fang Guiyuan also knew that the development of this incident was a little crooked, but ......, "I'm happy!"

"Nacheng, then you go on, I'll go open a watermelon to eat!" Chen Jiu picked up his robe and stood up, and went to get a chilled watermelon for himself.

"Alas...... Give me a piece. In other words, what about Zhu Duan? Why don't you call others?" Fang Guiyuan ate the melon, looked inside the room again, and didn't find Zhu Duan's figure.

"He, while you're having fun, I'm going to look for the sycamore again. ”

"What can you see then?" Fang Guiyuan smiled, "Xiao Miao Miao can't show his power yet, you must know that those ancient tree species will take thousands of years to grow." ”

"But people are happy. Chen Jiu took a bite of the watermelon, and then a little hesitation appeared on his face.

"What's wrong?" Fang Guiyuan asked.

"You melon...... It's not sweet anymore. ”

"How is that possible? I eat it enough!"

"I don't know, anyway, it's not as sweet as last time. Although Chen Jiu put on a disgusted expression, he still ate all the watermelons in his hand very uprightly.

Fang Guiyuan gave him a roll of his eyes.

Chen Jiu suddenly pointed to the computer screen and shouted, "Alas, look at that guy, he has beaten the final boss!"

"Alas, alas, why did he move so fast?" Fang Guiyuan was surprised.

"Who asked you to cheat him!" Chen Jiu said, "Anyway, there is no role for me now, I'll go and play with Zhaomei first." ”

He stood up and patted Fang Guiyuan on the shoulder.

"Go, go, go. Fang Guiyuan waved his hand with disgust.

inside the game.

Relying on the invincible plug-in that 007 opened for him, Da Hong Zhong swept all the way smoothly and climbed down the water pipe to the bottom boss area.

"The more you play like this, the more you feel wrong?" thought to the big red center. In addition to the group of sea urchins that can live strangely on land, whether it is a big turtle or a mushroom, it always gives him a very magical sense of familiarity.

I always feel like I've played this game before.

But it's useless to think about it more, the top priority is to get through this first and get yourself out of this embarrassing situation.

Lifting his skirt, Da Hong looked at the big savage in front of him with a resolute face.

Look at that guy, he is three meters tall, with blonde hair on his head, straw sandals on his feet, a mace in his hand, a tiger king skin around his waist, a mouthful of big yellow teeth exposed in his cracked mouth, and a wild aura constantly exudes on his body.

At the end is a well-known man.

It's just that he's drooling at himself all the time, which is not good.

"Ding~ Game Tip: Standing in front of you is a male savage who has been living alone for thirty years, he has strong hair, lonely body and mind, and his greatest wish is to find a companion. ”

"So?" there was a very bad premonition in Dahong.

"And the player, you are a women's clothing boss, ** cute girl, white skin and tender flesh in one, and you continue to break through layers of obstacles to meet him, which moved the heavens and the earth, so now you have successfully attracted his attention, and he is now asking you for mating!"

Big Red: !!!!!

"I refuse!"

"Refusal is invalid, the wild man has already pounced on you!

"007?007?" Da Hong nervously called his good helper, but there was no response.

Is my life at a halt? Is the virgin body that I have guarded for more than 20 years about to be ruined today?

Besides, I'm going to die after being ruined!

Da Hong thought desperately.

With a prodigal smile on his face and a mace in his hand, the big savage brother walked towards the big red.

Mom and Dad, Teacher Cang, and other female performance artists I love, goodbye, I will go to heaven with my thoughts of you...... Well????

"What's going on?" Da Hongzhong asked in surprise as he looked at the transparent shell that shrouded him.

"Because I thought about it carefully, I might as well give you a plug-in all the way to the end, so I specially found the strongest defender in this game, the article frog, to help the player. 007 replied indifferently.

"007, you're so nice. The eyes that were moved by the big red were red.

"Don't say thank you yet, article frogs need to be paid, are you ready to code words?"

"Why? Why do you need to code words?"

"Because words can bring power to the article frog. So, for the sake of your chastity for the sake of the player, work hard to code the word!"

"......" just came out of the tiger's den and entered the wolf's den, and he was really tired in the red......

It's still a familiar routine, it's still a familiar board, and the big red touched the keyboard and started to code words.

Because of the setting that 007 told him about the article frog, that thing needs novels to provide energy, and if he doesn't code a chapter for him within half an hour, then his chrysanthemum won't be saved.

Da Hongzhong: I really want to cry~

After providing three chapters of the novel to the green article frog and making sure that his chastity was guaranteed, Da Hongzhong's long-standing bad habit of procrastination began to take hold.

He sat on the ground, touching his stomach with a rare relaxed expression.

Then he slowly began to snore.

The article frog winks and winks.

007：......

"Alarm alert!"

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Da Hongzhong jumped up from the ground in fright by the sudden shrill voice.

007 (apathy): "Because the player has not updated for a long time, it has caused the anger of the article frog, so he chose to give up this part-time job and let the player face the danger himself." ”

"This ...... It's not up to work ethic!!!" shouted Dahongzhong.

Then a huge force came from the back and threw him to the ground.

Even if you can't turn your head to look at it, you can still smell the wild breath......

That big savage......

"Ah!!h

In the Guiyuan view, Fang Guiyuan turned off the computer in front of him with satisfaction - let you give me the habitual delay!

Give me anal prolapse, you!