"What are you coming from?" the voice that struck the heart came. Ｘ

The seven people respectfully explained their intentions, and let Lin Congzhou snort a few more times to hear.

"Hahahahahaha!" also laughed a few times, "There is such an unlucky guy?"

"The mountain you went to should be Sushan, the deer on Sushan is an old guy who has lived for almost 10,000 years, and you dare to think of taking it as a mount...... It's also ambitious!"

Lin Congzhou listened to his words from afar, and his face turned red.

He has always boasted of being a decent and decent family, a Taoist master, and he pays the most attention to purity of heart and few desires, and he doesn't mix anything much.

But it's still a bit fun to be a person, for example, Fang Guiyuan They don't actually know that Lin Congzhou is actually a "mount collection enthusiast".

Anything that looks good and majestic, can carry people, and can be done by himself, Lin Congzhou always wants to find one.

He already had several tiger spirit deer there, and in order to prevent them from being alone, he went to find them a companion...... A few more can go to a zoo or a farm.

"That's why greed hurts people...... If you look at me, I've never had a mount or anything like that, and the spirit animals I raise are all kept as pets, and I never expect them to do anything. Listening to Lin Congzhou's review of his own Fang Guiyuan said, "The speed of the mount is not as fast as mine, what do you say you have collected so many pictures?"

"There's still a bit of momentum when you have mounts to sit on. Hung De, who also has a mount, spoke as an insider.

"Oh......" Sure enough, having a car, a house, and momentum is the pursuit of everyone, and even the monks can't escape such a temptation......

Fang Guiyuan suddenly felt that he had gotten rid of low-level fun.

is still saying leisurely: "Lu Shuzhi's ability is beneficial to the descendants, you let him resist it for a while, and he will be disturbed by the yin and yang, and he is also a person with fate...... It's better to take it at that, and then there will be children to amuse in the future!"

Lin Congzhou made what he said about to change color!

"How...... How so? I'm a big man......."

"That's it," Fang Guiyuan was also a little frightened, "he can tell at a glance that it's not ...... What is suitable for having children, how can you ruin the image so much?"

Look at Lin Congzhou's long beard and wrinkled face that droops to his chest, and then imagine that he is pregnant with Liujia and full of motherhood...... Fang Guiyuan was also immediately frightened and changed color!

"Ask the Lord to show me a clear way!" Lin Congzhou obviously also had a brain tandem with Fang Guiyuan at a certain moment, and also thought of his indescribable terrifying appearance, and hurriedly shouted.

"Durian, durian!" the tengu in his arms also made him cry out anxiously, and barked twice.

"It's not that there is no way," he said, "I have a kind of spiritual water here, although it is not of great use, but it is still possible to soothe yin and calm yang, and your situation is not too serious, if you drink it, there should be no major incident." ”

"Thank you, thank you!" Lin Congzhou thanked happily.

The six of them took him to the front of the banyan tree, and then they saw his true face.

The color of the body is green, and the body color of the banyan tree is harmonious, the thickness is probably a hundred zhang, not to mention the length, if it is not for his head down, Fang Guiyuan and they can't separate him from the banyan tree.

's head is also big, even if it stops in mid-air, it can still cast a huge shadow on Fang Guiyuan and them.

"Drink of this water. He summoned a stream of clear and transparent water, which turned into a filament for Lin Congzhou to drink.

Lin felt the commotion in his abdomen from the moment Zhou was at the entrance of the water flow, and the strange feeling in the dark was gone, and his heart suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

He thanked him and said, "Thank you for your generosity." ”

He calmly replied, "It's okay. ”

"You are all little monks, you don't even know some things well, how dare you casually wander in the Ayaluan Realm?"

"Don't you know about the Three Realms Academy?" the seven asked in surprise.

They have also met a lot of people along the way here, and they have also heard of the Three Realms Academy, and even the gods of Biyang Mountain, who are so far away, know about it...... Why haven't you heard of such a plate?

Xi Ming, who was eloquent and eloquent, spoke about the interest of the Three Realms School again.

"The Three Realms Academy?" is it something newly created by that group of immortals?" he glanced at them strangely and asked with a little smile, "I just woke up from my sleep recently, but I realized that I missed a lot of things...... Is that a new thing to pit you?"

The seven of them made him a little embarrassed by what he said.

"It's good to be an immortal. Fang Guiyuan said.

smiled and said: "Yes, it's good to become an immortal, how can you care about how many times you have been pitted? I can see that none of you are from the Ayaluan realm...... I've been bored lately, can you tell me a story now that you're here?"

Seven people are indispensable.

"I wonder what kind of story adults want to hear?"

"I'm so beautiful, tell me some stories about beauty." ”

"Beauty, then I'll talk about one first, and make a brick to attract jade!" Hong De rolled up his sleeves first.

He vividly recounted: "There is a family in my family, the old couple have been married for more than 30 years, and have never had children, and one day, a monk passed by their house, and received the kindness of the old couple, so he calculated a hexagram for them, and calculated that they should have a lifetime of daughters. Sure enough, less than a year after that time, the couple actually gave birth to a daughter at the age of ear shun!"

"Where's the beauty?" asked Xu Xing.

Hong De replied, "Listen to me!"

"When the daughter was born, a colorful bird Lingzhi came to see her, and the room was shining brightly, bursting with bursts, and everyone present was amazed. When the family's daughter was ten years old, someone wanted to rob her, and injured the old couple who were already old at the time. Fortunately, the senior at that time heard the news and accepted her as an apprentice, so he escaped the catastrophe. ”

However, the daughter was still young, and her parents were old and frail, so the seniors did not take her to the mountain gate, but let her continue to serve by the side of the couple. After another five years, it will be even more out-of-the-box, slim, with skin like clotted fat, bright teeth and bright eyes, even the fox spirit who has always boasted of his beauty is ashamed to run away. ”

Fang Guiyuan asked curiously: "Sinking fish and geese, closing the moon and embarrassing flowers?"

"Naturally, it is a sinking fish and a goose, and a shy flower in the closed moon!"

"When the old couple died, the daughter's family was at the beginning of the year. After being brought back to the mountain gate by the master, it actually made the juniors who had not been cultivating for a long time have their minds sprouting, and they could not stop, in order to ask the woman to fight every day, the head of the sect couldn't stand it, and reprimanded her as a demon girl, saying that if she still wanted to practice in the mountain gate, she must disfigure her appearance and cut off those bad things. ”

"How can that daughter be willing? She is the old daughter of her parents, and she is loved by her master, she has been pampered since she was a child, and she has a better appearance, and she can get benefits from others all the time, and she doesn't need to practice hard, she has long known the benefits of having a good look, how can she say that she will destroy it?"

Then she cried to her master, and even coaxed a monk who had already understood the right way to lose his mind, and let him hurt his own head brother for it...... Okay, good, this kind of scandal hasn't dissipated yet, but in two months, the scandal of the two masters and apprentices was amazing. ”

"And then?"

Hong De said: "And then, because of the woman's debauchery, I don't know how many people lost their minds, abandoned their families, abandoned their careers, abandoned their cultivation, and naturally it was a bloody storm, and finally her master felt that there was a lot of green grass on his head, and he had more than enough sheep, so he killed his baby apprentice and then committed suicide, making a mandarin duck for life and death." ”

"This ...... Brother Hong De, don't you live by your face?" Fang Guiyuan was also surprised after hearing this story.

He has always felt that even if the monks look profligate and unreliable, they are also monks, and it will not happen to them who look at people by their faces......

Hong De laughed, "So, the world is so big, there are no surprises!"