Chapter 5: "Little Taoist City Getaway" (Destruction Version 1)
The novel "Little Taoist Wandering in the City" tells the story of a little Taoist priest who takes off in the city.
The above is nonsense, please don't care.
To expand a little, this article tells the story of a pure, immaculate, and uninhabited young Taoist who has always been in the deep mountains and old forests, and who has not been deeply involved in the world, after obtaining the treasure inheritance passed down by his ancestors, is determined to enter the WTO to "experience the affairs of the world, revitalize the modern Daomen, and rescue the lost people of the world".
And before going down the mountain, the little Taoist priest had already learned about the hardships of the world through the Internet (don't ask Fang Guiyuan why there is still an Internet in the deep mountains and old forests, ask the author of this novel!), so in the face of this world that he has heard about for a long time but is actually in contact with for the first time, the little Taoist priest decided that he must maintain his own Taoist heart, maintain his own essence, protect his own temperament, and use love to understand the world!
Great, isn't it?
It is also true that the development of the later story of the little Taoist priest really used "love" to comprehend sentient beings and rescue the toiling masses.
During the period of achieving his great goal, the little Taoist priest is not afraid of the personality of power, his hidden skills, his unchaotic conduct, and his laughing and scolding words have deeply attracted some people - for details, please watch Fang Guiyuan's complaint in the reader's message above.
Since then, the beauty has been pursuing hard, and the little Taoist priest "Chong Xu" has no choice but to accept it, and after every time he finishes fighting against the evil forces, he will live a happy life with her.
Then continue to fight against the new evil forces.
Fang Guiyuan Fang someone said: Poor Dao doesn't care whether they are happy or not, Poor Dao only cares about whether they are "sexually happy", if the latter, then whether the "Chongxu" Dao is still good kidneys?
Seven or eight wives, five or six confidantes are there!
What does this make Chen Jiu and Fang Guiyuan, two god-level singles who have been around for thousands of years, think?
Only by brushing a handful of bitter tears can I comfort my lost youth.
"So how far has it go?" asked Chen.
After the two of them entered, they first landed in a deserted place—after all, there was a sudden flash of panic for two people.
"This ...... I'll take a look. Fang Guiyuan didn't know either, so he directly took out the Huangliang book and flipped through it.
"Uh...... It's almost the place around the 140th chapter.,Anyway, almost all the women who are going to come out have come out.,The one who pretended to slap his face was almost the same.,It's about to donate sperm for the benefit of human society.。 ”
The book "Little Taoist City Getaway" has not yet been written, and at present, it seems that the newly updated place in Chapter 340 can be regarded as the middle of the story, and the protagonist has completed the sublimation in the city, and has successfully obtained "fame, sought after by rich officials", "heroes save beauty, get the true heart of beautiful women", "show strength, win the title of Taoist master" and so on.
"I said, how can you read this kind of book, you? don't have enough brains to eat some brains, and you still fall into your IQ. "Chen Jiu complained.
He didn't read this urban obscene article, but after listening to Fang Guiyuan's introduction, he could judge the general content of the novel.
The article "Little Taoist City Getaway" has no logic, no writing, no plot, the whole text is the protagonist in the routine, and the beauty is in love. Fang Guiyuan even went to chase after him, this brain is gone, right?
"Alas, it's all fate. Fang Guiyuan held his head with a sigh on his face, "When I saw the recommendation of this book on the homepage, I went, but the result was ...... The world is unpredictable, isn't it?"
"But forget it, anyway, let's just come here to have fun, why do you care so much!" Fang Guiyuan slapped his thigh, "Let's go, I'll take you to find that Chong Xu, I'm going to fix him, you cover for me!"
"Tsk. Chen Jiu said disdainfully, "It's really useless to do so much, didn't you use the Huangliang Book to make up this world? Why can't you change the setting?"
"I have to respect the author's wishes! Besides, the book on the Huangliang pillow doesn't have that function, unless I find the floating life retrospective pen, don't think about it!" Fang Guiyuan lamented.
I thought he didn't want to, if he found the floating life tracing pen, what kind of beautiful world Fang Guiyuan couldn't create?
Fusheng Tracing Pen, this name has not been heard of, if it weren't for the coincidence of getting the Huangliang Pillow Book back then, Fang Guiyuan would not have known that there was such a thing.
Thinking that in order to refine the treasure of the Huangliang pillow book, Fang Guiyuan even did the underground drills in the sky, and finally not only succeeded in controlling the baby, but also inquired about the supporting product of this treasure - the floating life retrospective pen.
This pen is in the real world, that is the legendary story "Magic Pen Ma Liang" in the magic pen of the general existence, what is written come true, but also fireproof and waterproof, that is, the practicability of the things that come out is not very high, and the fancy shelves are there.
But if it is combined with the book on the pillow of Huangliang, it will be against the sky. As long as you hold the floating life retrospective pen, you can modify the world in the Huangliang book at will, and do whatever you want.
Coupled with the infinitely close to the real world created by Huangliang Shu, Fang Guiyuan can be a creation god!
Fang Guiyuan followed his friends to speculate, maybe when the time came, that illusory thing would really become a reality.
It is necessary to know that "Zhuang Zhou dreams of butterflies, butterflies dream of Zhuang Zhou", which is reality and which is a dream? Dreams can become reality, and reality can also become dreams. As long as the strength is enough, whatever he wants!
The above remarks are from Zhuang Zhou's descendant, Master Zhuang Xiyizhuang, who has practiced the art of "Dream Butterfly" for thousands of years, and his credibility is unknown.
"Tsk, it's impossible, if these two things come together, then God can still tolerate you?"
"Hmph!" Fang Guiyuan jetted, "Don't talk about it, let's get the background right first, just make the plot casual, and be happy." Quick, Lao Chen, you change the house first!"
Chen Jiu didn't answer him, and directly took out his magic weapon cloak - the one that fought with Fang Guiyuan earlier.
This magic weapon is called "Chaotian Aya", but it is not Li Nezha's, after all, it has been a thousand years since Chen Jiu got "Chaotian Aya", and the character of "Li Nezha" was not officially born until the Yuan Dynasty.
As its name suggests, "Chaotian Aya" has its own ability to mix the sky, and as soon as the cloak is opened, it can confuse the heavens.
Chen Jiu still shook off the chaos.
Then the black cloak spread out in the air and grew larger, gradually becoming invisible, distorting the space around it.
In that distorted space, the outline of a Chinese courtyard slowly emerged, and finally solidified into reality.
The old wine was transformed into an old man with gray hair.
After that, he patted Fang Guiyuan's shoulder very sincerely, and said affectionately: "Wu'er, go early and return early, and remember to go home to see the old father when you go to the sky......
Fang Guiyuan smiled evilly.
"Do you think I'm going to meet the protagonist of this place like this? Chen Jiu, you're still too young!"
Then he didn't even wave Chen Jiu's hand, his figure gradually blurred, and when he looked at it again, he had become a god-level royal sister with a hot body and a charming face......
Who would have thought that this extremely beautiful royal sister would still be an "eighteen-year-old" man at the last moment?
Chen Jiu silently took his hand away and wiped it on his thigh pants.
Fang Guiyuan (female) glared, and then let out a coquettish sound, "Dad, you don't love me anymore!"
Chen Jiu's face was indifferent and ruthless, "Give up, Dad has never loved you! Daughter, our father and daughter have no results!"
"Hmph!" Fang Guiyuan snorted coquettishly, and then stomped on Chen Jiu's feet coquettishly.
“...... Get out!" Chen Jiu couldn't bear it anymore, and kicked Fang Guiyuan off the mountain with a single kick.
Fang Guiyuan was not angry, he handsomely shook his hair that had fallen out of frolic, and threw Chen Jiu a wink, "Go and wait in the house, and I'll bring you back to take a look at Chongxu Dao Chang later!"
"Go ahead, go ahead," Chen Jiu's disgusted opponent Guiyuan waved his hand, "Be careful not to drive people crazy, the mentally retarded protagonist is worthy of our love!"
So Fang Guiyuanjiao smiled and left.
And at this moment, as the protagonist of the world in this text, the head of Chongxu Dao is still setting up a stall on the main road of the city to tell fortunes.
Yes, as a man who has almost "become famous", Chongxu Daoist is still very down-to-earth in setting up a stall to tell fortunes, after all, in his opinion, setting up a stall on the road to tell fortunes can make him more deeply experienced all kinds of the world, and can also help him always keep his heart, remembering that he is just a little Taoist priest who came out of the mountains and shoulders the important task of revitalizing the Daomen.
Of course, the biggest reason for setting up a stall is to pretend to be forced, and he can set up a stall because one of his fans is the police captain here, otherwise who would allow him to set up a stall on the side of the road!
It's funny, of course there is a privilege if you have a backstage!
Chong Xuan sat quietly in the shade on the side of the road.
His heart must be calm, because he is a responsible man, he must observe the world well, work hard to improve his strength, and then create a new era, so that he can give his lovers a better life......
Ordinary people who walk this path already know that Chongxu is such a god operator, as long as they see him, they will pounce on him like a wolf seeing meat.
After all, in order to better pretend to be forced, Chongxu has set a rule of ten trigrams a day and the first three are free.
Then his heart suddenly moved, and he looked up in thought.
And Fang Guiyuan (female) happened to come slowly on the avenue paved by the sun.
The man......
That face......
That boobs......
That's the goddess he dreamed of!
Although he already has a lot of goddesses on his side, one more is not too much, and one less is not too much.
Chong Xu felt that he had fallen in love with someone at first sight again!
So he didn't pretend to be deep and decadent, he immediately straightened his waist and tucked his abdomen, his eyes lit up, and he was full of anticipation to welcome Fang Guiyuan's arrival.
Fang Guiyuan: Are you surprised, isn't it exciting, and there will be more refreshing for you later!