Chapter 14: One Hundred and One
The monkey's brain is somewhat insufficient.
After the boy's urine was watered, the ghostly skeletal grimace really met a nemesis, and the ghost energy quickly dissipated, and the white bones melted little by little.
It's just unexpected that after the skeleton grimace dissipated like a phantom, a little girl with pink makeup appeared, with a round face, big eyes, and a purple dress, smart and mysterious.
At this time, the little girl's head was wet, and there was a stream flowing down her cheeks, ticking and ticking.
She bit her lip and glared fiercely at the monkey with her big, fire-breathing eyes.
She didn't use her mana, just a look. The monkey felt the air around him suddenly become as hard and solid as a rock, making him unable to move or even breathe.
Until the monkey's face was suffocated until it was red and about to suffocate, the little girl was furious: "If you dare to pee on my head, you will die!"
Without saying anything, three purple air currents flew out of the little girl's palm, transformed into three ropes, and in a moment, tied the monkey, the Rakshasa girl and the old cow into three large zongzi.
"I'll skin you and boil you when I go back. The little girl said viciously, and saw a cloud rise under her feet, and she jumped up into the clouds and drove away.
The little girl rode the wind in front, and the three people behind were like flying kites, messy in the wind.
From time to time, the little girl summoned water balls and drenched the three of them into soup chickens again and again.
Naked revenge!
Gradually, the monkey became a little confused.
Although he hadn't figured out what kind of monster this little girl was, there was no doubt that if she dared to swagger and ride the clouds, the big monster must have deep mana.
But this big monster, from beginning to end, just verbally shouted and shouted to kill, and even poured a soak of urine on her head, she didn't give them any substantial damage. If it were replaced by any other big monster, he would definitely not say a word, either slap him to death or swallow it in one gulp.
The monkey felt that the big monster was just there to scare them.
The monkey tries to keep the balance of the "kite" and tilts its head towards the other "kite" Rakshasa woman.
The Rakshasa Woman's long hair dress was wet and sticking to the bumpy body, and somehow, the monkey felt that there was an indescribable feeling on the Rakshasa Woman who looked like this, in short, it was very eye-catching, and the monkey couldn't help but take a few more looks.
Even though he was just a monkey, he understood that it was rude, so he quickly looked away and asked, "How did you offend her?"
Rakshasa snorted, "What the hell knows? β
"I was almost so mad by you that I forgot to get down to business. The little girl suddenly stopped, stretched out her little hand, took off the withered hairpin on the head of the Rakshasa woman, and inserted it back on her head. Fiercely gave the Rakshasa a large water balloon: "Hmph, stealing chickens and touching dogs." β
"You've been chasing me for so long, is it for that tattered hairpin?" said Rakshasa in amazement.
"What do you think?" said the little girl, furious.
"Then if you don't say it earlier, I'll pay it back to you if you say it earlier. Who wants that?" roared the Rakshasa.
......
When flying to a nameless mountain.
The little girl turned into an old man with a long beard and eyebrows, and a fairy wind and bones.
The old Taoist coerced three people to land in the deep mountains, a dilapidated temple in front, there is a newly made wooden plaque on the temple, the wooden plaque is engraved with the three words "Liuxingtang", under the careful look, there are several small words "one hundred and one" in the rightmost corner of the wooden plaque.
"Hmph, what is the 'salary hall'? Rakshasa said disdainfully.
"One hundred and one?" the monkey was attracted by a few small words.
The "salary" is carved out with a knife, and a few small characters are written in a dark red paint, which is neat and delicate.
And the monkey smelled a faint smell of blood from the dark red paint.
It is not difficult to analyze that those few small characters were written in blood.
Why is it written in blood? What does "one hundred and one" mean? The monkey couldn't guess.
"Sir, sir......"
A group of children rushed out of the payhouse, most of them unkempt and dirty, and their clothes were ragged.
"Lao Dao has arrested the bad woman back, you can tell me what to do with her. With a wave of his sleeves, the monkey and the cow fell to the ground.
"Bad Woman ......"
"Bad Woman ......"
A group of children suddenly pointed at the Rakshasa woman and were filled with righteous indignation, looking like a deep hatred like the sea.
"Sir, why is there an extra monkey and a cow?" asked a child.
"It's the woman's accomplice. Lao Dao explained: "Okay, you are the victims, you discuss how to deal with these three guys?"
"Grilled them and ate ......"
"No, it's washed, it's steamed......"
"Braised braised is the most flavorful......"
"Actually, it's good to eat it raw......"
A group of children babbled.
The monkey couldn't help but feel numb in his scalp, what the hell are these children? The old cow is okay, he is barely a monkey, but the Rakshasa is a living person, how can their group of milky and dry children take cannibalism for granted and have no taboos?
Lao Dao's face was cold, and he scolded: "You are human now, how did Lao Dao educate you? Why do you want to eat people when you open your mouth and close your eyes?"
As soon as the old Taoist scolded, he was not angry and arrogant, and these children were suddenly silent.
"Think of something else. β
The children are slowly starting to get active again.
"Punish them for sweeping the floor for a whole year. β
"Or punish them for doing our laundry. β
"No, no, let's let them cook, the food cooked by Mr. is not delicious. β
Lao Dao's face darkened.
Another person timidly said: "The bad woman's clothes are very beautiful, and when you take them off, you can cut them into three clothes for us to wear." β
The Rakshasa Woman was suddenly agitated, and she was frightened and fainted again.
"If you don't ask yourself, you are a thief. Lao Dao snorted coldly: "You have studied with Lao Dao for so long, what have you learned?"
A bunch of boys bowed their heads again and didn't dare to speak.
"Forget it, it's still the old way to call the shots, hang them on a tree for a day and a night, and don't give them food as a punishment. With a finger of the old man's hand, the three of them hung upside down from the ground, and the purple rope was long in the wind at one end and tied to the big tree.
"Sir, Mr. Huang peed and forgot to take off his pants. "Someone pointed to a little boy with a naΓ―ve head and a big wet crotch from his pants.
Lao Dao glared at the little boy, then thought of something again, gritted his teeth and said: "One day and one night is too light, hang it for three days and three nights." β