Chapter 14: If it's a man, it's a hundred floors
"That's right, speaking of which, Senior Sister knows. I haven't introduced you two to my natural abilities yet, so it's not good to fight and kill when we met yesterday......" Chen Xinshen complained.
"Less nonsense, talk fast. Ye Zhenzhen flashed the sword in her hand.
"Yes, Your Majesty Queen!" Chen Xinyan nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and then said quickly, "I have two natural abilities, one is related to bows and arrows, this one is not to mention, and the other is a fixed spell. ”
"Fixation? So what, there are so many of them. The fat ball monk came up and asked suspiciously.
"Go, go, adults talk, children go. Chen Xinyan brushed aside Bajie's fat face and continued, "The full name of this spell is 'I'll buy a few oranges.'" You are here, don't move around', from Zhu Ziqing's reminiscence essay "Back", just a few words contain the great power of father's love, in which the practitioner cannot move, of course, the most important thing is that he cannot avoid ignoring the rank. So I think, if it's a man, go down to the 100th floor! We can use this technique to go up to the 100th floor, and then get promoted and raised, and go to the top of life. ”
"Big brother, cow criticism, isn't this the golden key in the game?" the fat ball monk looked at Chen Xinshen adoringly.
"In that case, why didn't you use it on me yesterday?" To Chen Xinyan's surprise, Ye Zhenzhen was not very interested, and even a little depressed, this was the first time Chen Xinshen had seen her with such a look.
"Hey, hey~ What are you kidding?!How dare I do it to Sister Zhenzhen~ I used it once before on the dead rabbit of the Wuhua Sutra, and it knelt down and called Dad, okay! And you a girl knelt down and cried and called me Dad, how bad it is to spread it!" Chen Xinyan smiled very doggedly.
"Chen Xinyan! Look at the sword!" Mu Songbai disappeared in an instant, and then appeared behind Chen Xinyan in an instant, it was Mu Songbai's talent "Time and Space Walking".
"Ahh
"Senior sister, what are you doing!" Soon the hero Chen Xinyan came back, if it was Ye Zhenzhen who stabbed him, he still understood, but it was strange for the senior sister to stab him.
"I didn't ...... It's okay, I just thought about whether it was a little bad to cheat like this, and I didn't know why I was so happy to see my sister poke it, so I itched my hands and came too. Mu Songbai stuck out his tongue, a little embarrassed.
Chen Xinshen: "......"
Isn't the frequency of your own deaths a bit high lately?
"Alright. Don't talk about these useless things, you don't know if you try it or not. Ye Zhenzhen shouted with a cold face, and the iceberg on her face was like frozen for ten thousand years.
"So, let's apply for the challenge. Chen Xinyan raised his head and shouted loudly.
Ye Zhenzhen: "......"
"What are you doing, what about this voice-activated game?" Ye Zhenzhen was speechless, and walked straight to the side of the resurrection stone, revealing a spell on it.
"It turns out that this spell is used to challenge, and I thought it was the key to resurrecting people from the resurrection stone hahahaha. Chen Xinyan smiled awkwardly.
As the spell was revealed, a near-perfect snow-white ball slowly emerged from the bottom up in the center of the training room, a striking circle from both the front and the side. The ball floated in the air, and with the sound of a "click, click, click", two eyes appeared on the ball's stomach, and short limbs appeared on the left and right sides and below.
"Hello, number 89757 is at your service. Please don't feel sorry for others, ravage me well~ People are a flexible fat man~" The mechanized voice matched the bad lines, Chen Xinyan only felt faintly a little disgusting.
"Bajie, isn't this your own family, they all look exactly the same. Chen Xinyan said speechlessly.
"Big brother, don't talk nonsense! It's called fat, and the poor monk is called sturdy, but I'm not fat at all, I'm just big in frame. The fat ball monk complained, although standing in front of the number 89757, the two complemented each other.
"Guys, when this sphere doesn't exist?" No. 89757 seems to have thoughts and emotions, and he is angry because of the ignorance of everyone. Angry, its whole body turned from white to red, and it actually took the initiative to attack.
The Guardian of the Orb rushed at the crowd in a rage, his momentum shaking and shaking, and his seemingly bulky body was actually extremely fast. No matter how fast it is, it can't compare to the speed of light flying, but no matter how fast the speed of light is, it is not as fast as the human mind.
Chen Xinyan thought for a moment, looked at the number 89757 that was rushing over, and said softly: "I'll buy a few oranges." You're right here, don't move. ”
It's too late, it's too soon. The ball in the running was like a spell, his legs were weak, and he actually made his knees slip and kneel that had been lost for many years in the rivers and lakes, and he knelt all the way to the front of Chen Xinyan, and threw himself to the ground.
"Daddy, the boy knows it's wrong. ”
Mu Songbai: "Awesome......"
Eight precepts: "Social ......"
Ye Zhenzhen: "It cried ......"
Chen Xinyan took a closer look, and sure enough, the Ball Guardian Number 89757 kept shouting "Dad, I was wrong", and at the same time shed black tears, crying sadly.
Chen Xinyan reached out and touched it curiously, it was black and sticky, just like ...... Oil?
Chen Xinyan breathed a sigh of relief, and then said with confidence: "No matter how strong the Momen organ puppet is, it is still a mechanism, and if it loses the oil, it will automatically paralyze." I was worried that even if I could hold them down, we wouldn't be able to penetrate their defenses. Since their tears are motor oil, then this is easy to do. ”
Chen Xinyan paused, his eyes lit up, and he said excitedly: "Sister Zhenzhen, let it taste your Wounded Sword, make it cry fiercely for me, and let it also taste what I tasted yesterday!"
Ye Zhenzhen: "......"
This kid can't be a shaky M who likes to be abused, right? No, sure enough, stay away from him in the future, it's too perverted.
Ye Zhenzhen pulled out her long sword and directly gave the ball guardian a blow. The miserable ball that was crying sadly could no longer stop its tears, and the black engine oil burst out of his eyes, and he soon fell into paralysis.
"I don't know why, but I always feel a little pitiful. Mu Songbai watched the cute round ball being beaten by Chen Xinyan and Ye Zhenzhen, and felt a little cruel inexplicably.
"Hey, for some reason, the poor monk suddenly remembered a song by Andy Lau. 'It's not a sin for a man to cry, cry, it's not a sin, taste the tears that have been absent for a long time', Amitabha. The fat ball monk looked at the tragic death of his god-looking compatriots at the hands of the two, and he couldn't help but feel a sense of kinship and sadness for the death of a rabbit and a fox.
Amitabha, killing people is not enough, these two people not only kill people, but also punish their hearts. The strong attack is the bottom, the attack is the top, and the poor number 89757 died of abuse, which is really aggrieved. Looking at the expressionless Ye Zhenzhen and Chen Xinshen who had a cruel smile on his face and almost didn't write the word bad guy on his face, the fat ball monk decided that from now on, even if Chen Xinshen didn't have the tape in his hand, he was his eldest brother, and Ye Zhenzhen was his eldest sister even if he didn't have the tape now.
In this way, it took the four of them two hours to open up the 100 underground floors of the headquarters, and this was still to the point that Ye Zhenzhen's injury swordsmanship could not ignore the rank, and it had no effect on the guardians of the dozens of floors behind, otherwise it should be faster.