Extra: Three letters

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1. Tang Seng's letter to Sun Wukong

Wukong Apprentice:

It was in a meeting that day and didn't answer your phone. There is surveillance at the venue, and some things are not clear on the phone.

Looking back on the hardships and hardships on the way to learn the scriptures, without you, the teacher would have been eaten by monsters and turned into fertilizer. I know that you are a thoughtful and courageous person, but now you have suffered these grievances. You have indeed achieved outstanding results in learning from the West, and these are all in the past. Times are changing, it's not enough to rely on ability, we all have to keep pace with the times!

Among the four apprentices, Bailong Ma's father is Ao Gang, the Dragon King of the West Sea, the standard "second generation official" + "rich second generation", and he was appointed as the executive vice mayor of the East China Sea only a few days after returning from the scriptures. The last time I was invited to investigate, the pomp was much stronger than my Tiangong *****. Bajie and Sha Seng were sent to their posts for training, and not only were they reinstated to their posts, but the Standing Committee unanimously approved yesterday that they were clearly classified as regular bureau members.

You jumped out of the cracks in the stones, you have no background, no resources, and you have to work your own. Don't look down on the eight precepts, and learn from him in the world. He is now like a fish in water, he is walking the upper line well, and he is also very influential among female cadres. Last time you voted for outstanding young cadres, you only got two votes, one vote was cast by me, and the other vote was cast by yourself, right? Bajie was far ahead in the vote, and it is said that Chang'e voted for him. The situation changed too quickly, and even the teachers felt uncomfortable. The honest sand monk also set up a quicksand river real estate company, and the villas were built to the moon. Now he lives with the Seven Fairies, and he also has a leg with He Xiangu, and there are dozens of houses alone.

Wukong, it is necessary to do a good job in the upper echelons of interpersonal relations and eliminate the adverse effects of being punished for making trouble in the Heavenly Palace. You have been temporarily in charge of the work of the Huaguoshan Scenic Area Management Committee for more than 3 years, and you have also helped you coordinate with the teacher, why has it not been turned into a regular person? The reasons need to be analyzed in depth. Overcome your character flaws and don't always be sharp-eyed and uncomfortable. And your monkey mouth, if you can't get used to it, you will talk nonsense, and you must change it!

Now that you are still alone, the people who excluded you spread rumors everywhere that it is a matter of style. If you don't have a family, why do you start a business? As a teacher, I think the white bone spirit is still good, and last time people said that you have a lot of hair on your body, and you are a standard man. Don't hold on to someone else's past, it's time to think about it.

Yesterday the king of my daughter's country asked me about my marriage again, and I want to do it as soon as possible. Although she is not as sexy as the spider essence, and she is not as pure as the jade rabbit essence, she has a strong background, which is very helpful for communicating with the main line as a teacher in the future. If the spider spirit and the jade rabbit spirit are willing, be a confidante.

Not to mention, it's a bit too much.

Master Tang Seng

February 19, 2018

2. Sun Wukong's letter to the White Bone Spirit

Ms. Xiaobai: Hello!

First of all, I apologize very sincerely and say sorry to you. Yesterday, the master wrote me a letter, and I read it over and over again, and it really said that it was my sore spot, as if it had dug a handful in my heart, and made me sober up all at once. I lay down and reflected all night, and now I have everything figured out. Lived for hundreds of years, messed around, and today there is nothing, which is considered to be in vain. It's really sad to think about. Although the master was a little hypocritical, he was still honest to me, and said some heartfelt words, and I was still grateful from the bottom of my heart.

The scriptures learned from the West Heaven are actually set up by the Jade Emperor and the Bodhisattva. The journey was not as difficult as we imagined, and we could have sent an immortal with a higher kung fu to get it in a while. However, the master is the one who is ready to be promoted, but he lacks grassroots work experience, so he will be sent down for training, but he can't let himself suffer. So I let me and Bajie, Sha Monk, Bailongma, and other people who made mistakes to follow the sparring and serve him. The ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties on the road were all calculated by the Bodhisattva. Tang Seng is not in danger at all, where we go, Guanyin Bodhisattva is clear, every critical moment, if I don't go to her, she will definitely come in person or send disciples. As soon as the lotus flower swings, the demonic spirit disappears. And those so-called monsters, except for those like you who have no backstage to fend for themselves, the others are either the mounts of any gods, or the goldfish raised by which Bodhisattva. They all have the exclusive weapons of the gods in their hands, how can I beat them? I took a lot of effort, and when it came to the critical moment, their master came, and said Wukong, let me take it. What else can I say? Bitter is only bitter, like you, who have no background, and finally be beaten to their original form.

Now, the age of promotion has passed, and I don't want to be so much, so I want to find someone to start a family and live a good life. The two of us don't know each other. Of all the women I know, you are the only one I admire the most. Although you have good looks and ability, you don't take refuge in officials, don't make a big deal, and create the world with your own ability. Moreover, he is industrious, brave, kind and virtuous.

Looking back on it now, I still like you. The two of us, in fact, are temperamental, romantic, upright, and jealous and hateful. You are also the eldest child, and you will become a leftover girl in a blink of an eye, so it is better for us to live together. It's okay to go to your White Bone Cave, or come to my Huaguo Mountain. We can rely on Huaguo Mountain to develop tourism, and I can also run a martial arts school, and life can always be passable. Whatever hobbies you have, I support them. Cultivate our children well, let him go to Tsinghua University and Peking University when he grows up, become an official, and don't follow our old path again.

I don't know if it's okay, but I look forward to your reply...... Happy to you.

Goku

2018 2. 20.

3. The letter from the White Bone Spirit to Sun Wukong

Mr. Sun:

Letter received. Thank you for remembering me, but I can't marry you. I'm so sorry. I'm not a grudge-holder, but I still have some heroic complexes in the past. Back then, when you beat me back to my original form, I was thinking, when you come back from the West Heaven to learn scriptures, I will go to you, then marry you, give you children, wash your clothes in the water curtain cave, and turn the soil for you on flowers and fruits. In fact, back then, your master and Monk Zhu Bajie Sha all saw that I was a goblin, but the master pretended to be confused and turned a blind eye, Bajie had other plans when he saw my beauty, and Sha Seng was more timid than less. Only you still have some temper and some sense of justice, chasing and beating me in front of everyone. At that time, I really deserved to be beaten. Less is more, dreams all day long, hurting some people. You woke me up and taught me a lesson, and I have to thank you.

However, things changed a bit later, and my thinking changed a little. When you come back, your master is considered to be a good leader and decisive in his decision-making, and he has been promoted to a higher level of leadership.

I'm doing well now. I have my own villa, my own car, and my own children. You may not know that when you returned to Huaguo Mountain for self-employment, I sat on the stage in heaven and earth. Later, I met your master. Every time your master comes, he asks me to accompany him. He told me that when he came back, he married the one from his daughter's country. He also said that they were not in harmony, and that woman has now become a tigress, nagging every day, checking the phone, checking QQ, and checking WeChat chat records. What's more, since giving birth to a child, the woman suddenly got fat and was so fat that she offended the audience. Your master also said that he had taken a fancy to me back then, but he was suffering from the fact that he was examining himself organizationally, so he didn't dare to take the liberty. When he came back, he was going to come to me, but the woman's father and his boss were friends and didn't dare to offend. In short, if your master wants me to follow him, he can give me anything except his name. Later, I moved to the villa that your master gave me. Your master also exchanged the white horse for a BMW and gave it to me. Although I know that there are still women outside your master, including spider spirits, he changed her files, changed her age, and arranged for a reception in another unit, and there are many clues among them, but I can't help it. Last year, I gave birth to a son for him, and I didn't dare to have the surname Tang, and later took my surname, called Bai Tang.

Mr. Sun, don't be angry, and don't despise me. With you, although I have a reputation, I have no money. You may not know that I am poor and afraid, we can't afford to buy a house now, and we can't live in a cave for the rest of my life. The peaches are not worth a few dollars now, and they are not as much money as I make in one night in heaven and earth in a season, how to live in the future, and to raise children and provide for children to go to school, it is too difficult to think about it. Nowadays, as long as you have money, you will look at it differently, regardless of the source, and it doesn't matter if the money is clean or not. You said that you run a martial arts school, I think it's better to forget it, you will order stick skills, but you can't play Jay Chou's, other people's nunchucks, that's how to make money. All I can say is, take care. You have to take care of your body, you have to peel peaches when you eat them, and now peaches have pesticides, which can't be washed. It is said that the Bull Demon King is dead, and you go to see the Iron Fan Princess, who is being widowed and maybe there is hope.

Goodbye, Mr. Sun.

Love you and don't marry your Xiaobai

2018. 2. 20