"Why is it only one hundred and twenty-six dollars???

In the financial office of Shentong Logistics, Wu Ming took the salary slip in his hand and questioned the company's finance with a stunned face.

"Your basic salary is 2,008, last month you damaged a scanning gun in the company, 2,100 yuan will be deducted according to the price, and the remaining 700 yuan will be deducted from five insurances and one housing fund and social security, which is exactly one hundred and twenty-five yuan and eight cents, and I will make up a whole for you, one hundred and twenty-six yuan. ”

"Originally, you still had three days of absenteeism, and you should have deducted another 600 yuan, but Manager Hu said that you would be exempted, otherwise you would have to pay the company 500 yuan. ”

The company's finance buried his head in a pile of statements, and he didn't bother to lift it, and a lot of crackling words made Wu Ming speechless.

Wu Ming licked his lips, looked at the salary slip in his hand, and then looked at the financial elder sister who was immersed in the table.

"Thank you......"

Walking out of the financial room, Wu Ming looked sad and angry, and only got more than 100 yuan after working for a month!

It's not enough for the fuel money for the motorcycle! One hundred and twenty-six dollars, I might as well go to the construction site to move bricks.

When Wu Ming sighed, the bamboo pole of the friend swayed and caught up from behind, and reached out and patted Wu Ming on the shoulder: "The resignation procedures have been completed, why did you just resign and have a sad face?"

When Wu Ming saw the bamboo pole, his eyes suddenly lit up: "The rivers and lakes are in emergency, I'm going to run out of food this month!"

The bamboo pole immediately covered his wallet vigilantly, and looked at Wu Ming with a serious face: "No, my salary this month has been spent in advance! Last month, I bought a doll online, and my credit card has been maxed out." ”

Wu Ming thought that the bamboo pole was prevaricating casually, grabbed him and didn't let go: "You are an adult and still play with dolls, and how much can a doll cost, don't fool me!"

The bamboo pole looked left and right, made sure that there was no one nearby, and leaned over to Wu Ming's ear: "It's a doll for adults to play with, inflatable...... Li Yinggao imitation. ”

"I'll go!" Wu Ming took a step back and looked at the bamboo pole with contempt: "I didn't expect you to be such a lewd person, I broke off friendship with you!"

Li Ying is a first-line artist, she is red and purple at the moment, she is a model, with a standard angel face, a devil figure, and a dream lover of a bamboo pole.

The bamboo pole hung Li Ying's photo in the car all day long, and told Wu Ming at every turn that he would definitely marry a wife like Li Ying in the future.

I didn't expect the bamboo pole to do it so quickly, but this Li Ying was inflated.

"If you break off friendship, you won't take me with you when you resign!"

I'm resigning to cultivate immortals, how can I take you?

The bamboo pole hummed a little song and mocked Wu Ming: "Don't delay your great future, my wife only entered the house yesterday, I have to go back quickly and cultivate a relationship with her." ”。

"Wait a minute!" Wu Ming grabbed the bamboo pole and put on a pitiful expression, after all, losing the festival is a small matter, and starving to death is a big matter.

"I moved last month and paid three months' rent, and I also paid Xiaoying's tuition for a year, and now I really have no money, you can't watch me starve to death!"

The bamboo pole frowned and glanced at Wu Ming: "Is it so miserable?" ”

As he spoke, he took out a few bills from his wallet: "I have four hundred yuan left this month, and I will lend you two hundred, and there will be no more." ”

A trace of depression flashed on Wu Ming's face, only this little money was enough for something, but it was better than nothing, he stretched out his hand and took the money.

"That's interesting, I'll pay you back when I have money. ”

Wu Ming put the money in his pocket and looked around, he had worked in this logistics center for a whole year, and he still had some feelings.

The bamboo pole looked at Wu Ming on the side: "What are you doing, do you still want to borrow the scenery to be lyrical, you have to go, this pendant will be given to me as a souvenir!"

"Pendant?" Wu Ming looked inexplicable, what kind of pendant did he have?

As soon as the bamboo pole stretched out his hand, he pulled a handful of gray fox fur from Wu Ming's belt: "That's it, I'll take it back to my wife as a decoration." ”

Wu Ming looked at the handful of gray fox fur and frowned slightly.

When did this thing come to your belt, and why did you never pay attention to changing your clothes every day?

"Okay, I'm going back to accompany my wife, when I have time to find you, don't forget to pay back the money!"

Wu Ming frowned and looked at the back of the bamboo pole, opened his mouth, but finally didn't say anything.

It's just a handful of fox fur, so it shouldn't matter.

......

After leaving the company, Zhupole rode a motorcycle back to the south bank, he came from the countryside to the city to work, living alone in a single apartment, belonging to a typical person to feed the whole family is not hungry.

Opening the door, the bamboo pole couldn't wait to rush to the head of the bed, where a life-size inflatable doll of equal height was lying quietly.

The doll is indeed very realistic, and the facial features and skin are nine points similar to the real person, and it is estimated that many people can be deceived if they are placed on the side of the road at night.

"Wife, I'll be back~" The bamboo pole came to the doll's side, took out the small fox tail from his pocket, found a thread to thread, and hung it around the doll's neck.

"This is a small gift for you, and I'll hang it up for you. ”

After hanging up the necklace, the bamboo pole looked back and forth a few times, nodded with satisfaction, and picked up a pump from the side: "I'll help you cheer up." ”

Cheering, wiping, the bamboo pole circled the doll for a long time, and then clapped his hands with satisfaction: "I'll go take a bath first, and then let's cultivate feelings." ”

After speaking, the bamboo pole hummed a song and entered the bathroom, and after a while, the sound of rushing water sounded inside.

The doll lay quietly on the bed, and a gray light overflowed from the pinch of fox fur and slowly seeped into the doll's body.

Oga –

With the sound of rubbing the rubber skin, the doll's right hand suddenly raised upward, and then the sound of the old fox Tu sounded from the doll's mouth.

"I can finally find a puppet that can be possessed, that damn Nie Yinniang, just stealing something from her, and actually hacking me to death with a sword!"

With the sound of talking, the inflatable doll slowly sits up from the bed with clumsy movements, and then lifts its feet to the ground.

"How does this puppet's body feel light...... I need to rush back as soon as possible to get my spare body. ”

The inflatable doll moved its legs and swayed towards the door, which was really a very strange scene.

Click——!

The bathroom door suddenly opened, and a bamboo pole in shorts stepped out of the door: "Wife, I'll wash ......"

Halfway through the words, the bamboo pole saw the inflatable doll standing in the living room in front of him, and he was stunned.

"How did you stand up, I remember it was on the bed just now. The bamboo pole said as he walked towards the doll, ready to put it back on the bed.

Unexpectedly, the doll standing in place suddenly raised her hands and shouted in a sharp voice: "Don't come!"

"Ah——!h

The bamboo pole screamed, and suddenly sat on the ground.

The doll can move, and it can talk, what's going on!

The old fox Tu was secretly proud, but an ignorant person, he could scare him to death by saying a few words casually.

"Do you know who I am, I am Tushan......"

The old fox Tu was halfway through his speech, when a black shadow suddenly flew in front of him and threw him down on the bed.

"Wife, wife, you're alive, you're really alive!"

The bamboo pole pressed the doll on the bed, hugged the head and covered the face, and kissed fiercely, and the frightened old fox Tu screamed repeatedly.

"Stop! Do you know who I am, presumptuous!"

"You are my wife, it must be my sincerity that touched the heavens and gave you life! My dream has finally come true!"

"No, I'm Tu Shanhu...... Ahh

"Stop, you can't do this!"

"Why, it shouldn't be like this!"

"Ah————!h

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