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As the saying goes, if a dog is in a hurry, it will jump over the wall, and if a person is in a hurry, his IQ will rise.
That's what makes wisdom out of necessity.
"That's right, isn't Heng Chu God still here? I have to leave quickly, leave immediately, that's it, there's nothing wrong. ”
I ran away without saying a word, but was stopped by the commander.
I was anxious: "What are you doing? Don't stop me from running for my life." ”
Si Ming rolled his eyes very indecently: "I'm saving your life, understand?"
"Yo, hehe, you blocked me from escaping and said you were saving me?"
Si Ming sighed: "Say you're stupid, you're really stupid." ”
Me: "............"
"Frankly speaking, the god of Heng Chu is only impressed by Bai Yaoguang, not you. ”
Me: "What do you mean...... Am I not Bai Yaoguang?"
Si Ming hated iron and steel: "I just said that the god Heng Chu is inquiring about Yaoguang Shangxian, which means that he is inquiring about your affairs, not that you are sure that you are the person he is looking for." ”
Me: "............ forgive me for not getting it."
Si Ming looked at me speechlessly: "I finally understand what it means that IQ is a hard injury." To put it simply, there is nothing wrong with Heng Chu's Shangshen Yuan Shen returning to his place, but he has a little more memory than other immortals who have gone through the tribulations, he remembers that the woman he loves deeply in the mortal world is called Bai Yaoguang, and he remembers the feeling she brought him. ”
Me: "...... So, the reason why God Heng Chu inquired about me was to determine if I was the one who robbed him? In fact, he wasn't sure, he was just looking for me by name and feeling?
Si Ming snapped his fingers: "Yes, that's right, there's nothing wrong with that." ”
"So what does this have to do with me running for my life?" I asked, puzzled.
"Are you stupid?!Since he hasn't decided yet, you won't recognize it! When the time comes, I'll help you, just say that the name Bai Yaoguang is just that I borrowed you, isn't it over?"
Well, I don't have to run away, do I? Great, great!
Since it's no longer a question of living or dying, I'm relieved.
It's just that life is always full of ups and downs, isn't it?
Just as I was about to go for a drink or two with Si Ming, a man threw himself into my arms.
"Xiaobai, do you think you love me?"
His Highness Yue Ge.
I was dumbfounded: "Your Highness...... Why are you back again?"
His Royal Highness Yue Ge pointed his hand back unusually arrogantly: "Someone wants to dig into my corner, I'm afraid, so I'll hurry back to find you." ”
Who wants to dig into his corner?
I looked at his finger curiously, and suddenly the whole person was not good.
The man in white who stood at the door with the jade tree fluttering in the wind and chic......
The groove is actually the god of Hengchu!
Heng Chu is here, and Yue Ge is also ......
Suddenly I felt that the world was so scary, and there was a cool air behind me.
In my stunned gaze, Lord Heng Chu walked into the courtyard of my Fuyao Immortal Mansion.
He glanced at His Royal Highness Yue Ge lightly: "Dig your corner?" I don't think that your corner is about the same thickness as your face, and I have the ability to pry it open for you." ”
After saying this, he glanced at me: "Also, I don't think that the five short stature and low-end IQ are worth digging into." ”
I'm ...... What do you mean! Five short figures, low-end IQ, are you talking about me!
Si Ming silently glanced at His Royal Highness Yue Ge, looked at me again, and whispered: "Don't think about it, I'm sure, it's you." ”
Me: "............"
His Royal Highness Yue Ge was very timely and irritable.
"What do you mean?!Haven't you been looking for Xiaobai? Also, when has Xiaobai been short? Are you blind?"
I nodded heavily, well, His Highness Yue Ge said well! He is blind.
Next Second......
"I didn't see that Xiaobai was still thick! ”
What the am I ......
Si Ming: "......" This must be a tease of the Red Golden Fox Clan, right?
His Royal Highness Yue Ge continued: "First, I'm not thick-skinned, not as thick as you!Second, you're looking for Xiaobai everywhere, do you want to talk to her about love and marriage, you die of this heart, Xiaobai is mine!"
I don't know the gods of Heng Chu, so I silently praised His Royal Highness Yue Ge.
Understand the order of the god of Heng Chu, and silently give His Royal Highness Yue Ge a ...... Wax.
"If you're not as thick-skinned as I am, you're a skeleton by now. Secondly, well, since you have to say that I am digging the foot of the wall, then I will also tell you that God never digs the foot of the wall. Heng Chu paused, "Only tear down the wall." ”
Me: "......" Wow Sai inexplicably felt blinded by the light of the great god......
His Royal Highness Yue Ge was angry enough: "Are you demolished, do you think?"
I heard the commander behind me say weakly: "Don't say it, when he was fighting back then, it was really like a demolition." ”
Me: "......" Your Highness Yue Ge, it is possible that you really hit the iron plate this time.
I was watching the excitement when I suddenly felt like I was floating.
Note that this is not a psychological drift, but a physical float.
Almost instantly, I fell to the side of Heng Chu God.
The key is that his old man still hugged me with one hand: "Since your attitude is so bad, the god really plans to protect Yaoguang tightly today." ”
I was chilled.
His Royal Highness Yue Ge was furious: "Are you a great god? ”
Heng Chu was unhurried: "Who said that? I know everything about her, don't you believe the two of us?"
"Compare to compare!"
Heng Chu Shangshen was slow and reasonable: "Yaoguang likes green and doesn't like blue, likes sweet and doesn't like spicy...... xxxxxx……”
"The most important thing is that," Heng Chu said a lot, and finally came a conclusion, "She likes Heng Chu and doesn't like Yue Ge." ”
Compared to the fluency of Heng Chu's gods, His Royal Highness Yue Ge stammered: "Yaoguang...... Yaoguang loved ......"
Heng Chu looked at him with compassion: "Give up, young man, you can't compare to mine." ”
His Royal Highness Yue Ge had tears in his eyes and ran away.
Abbreviation, tears run.
Me: "............"
Si Ming looked at Heng Chu with admiration: "The god is worthy of being a god, and even Yaoguang Shangxian can find out what he likes." ”
Me: "...... Can I say that what he said was all the opposite......"
Si Ming: "!!what!!"
Heng Chu glanced at him with disdain: "Did you go out, and you didn't bring your IQ?" I was talking nonsense just now, who knew that idiot couldn't stand it so much and ran away. ”
I couldn't help but ask weakly, "What if he didn't run?"
"It would have been better if he hadn't run," Heng Chu glanced at me, "What would you do if I forced you to say that everything I said was right?"
Forehead...... Forced......
"Of course it's for you!"
That's why I called him stupid. ”
“…………”
I sneered, "Hehe, God, you are amazing. ”
Why don't you go into the water and talk to Wang Bazui?!
Heng Chu suddenly looked at me: "Then, it's time to get down to business, are you the one who robbed me?!"