Chapter 1141: The Fairies Are Fat
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In the past half a month, Ye Xiaochuan's biggest job has been to serve Yun Qiyou's diet and daily life, and the disturbances in Middle Earth seem to have nothing to do with these lonely people hanging abroad.
The alien races in the Nine Xuan Immortal Realm only eat one meal a day, and Ye Xiaochuan took great pains for this meal, changing different tricks every day.
The four seasons are like spring, due to the short sunshine time, it will be dark after eating, and you have to sleep when it is dark, which is the living habit of most living beings.
After eating and sleeping, you will eat when you wake up, which is no different from raising fat pigs in the pen.
As a result, the once beautiful and bewitching fairies like stars in the sky began to rise in weight unconsciously.
Liujie is a fat monk, but now let alone a double chin, when he laughs, his eight chin comes out.
Every time there is a meal, the Black Wind Patriarch and the High Priest will hold the boss's black porcelain bowl and run over with a snort, and in recent times, these two little old men have gained the fastest weight.
Originally, the patriarch of the dragon people came to rub the food, and after eating two meals, he was kicked away by the black wind patriarch and the high priest, the dragon people are too good to eat, every time the dragon man patriarch comes to rub the rice, the black wind patriarch and the high priest are not happy, who will not kick it?
What happened was that the dragon patriarch almost lost his mind, and the head of the thirty-six alien races in the dignified northern part of the country couldn't even mix up food, and threatened to retaliate against the black wind patriarch. The culprit behind the disintegration of the two major alien races in the northern part of the country is Ye Xiaochuan, this guy is not very good-looking, and his cultivation is not good, but his cooking skills are superb, and he has not studied anything else in the cliff over the years, so he has studied food with Wangcai, and now Ye Xiaochuan's cooking skills are in
Middle-earth can enter the palace to serve as the imperial chef of His Majesty.
How could these alien turtles in northern Xinjiang, who lack salt and spices, ever enjoyed this kind of food?
Yang Yi grabbed a piece of roasted oily and fragrant barbecue in both hands, and touched her little belly with one hand.
I want to eat the meat in my hand, but I don't dare to eat it, now I eat as much as I eat in my stomach, and I won't be laughed at by the world when I return to Middle-earth?
There are many women who are as entangled as her, except for their faces and tears.
This white-haired demon girl doesn't seem to get fat after eating, very similar to Qilisi, she eats very happily, and she is very happy to compete with the Black Wind Patriarch for the last piece of meat and bones.
Every time Ye Xiaochuan saw that the food he had carefully prepared for Yun Qiyou was eaten by these irrelevant people, his heart was full of anger, and last time he just euphemistically expressed some of his dissatisfaction to Baili Kite, Yang Yishuang and others, and was beaten up tragically.
Now Ye Xiaochuan can't wait for these guys to be choked to death by flesh and bones, choked to death by drinking water, and itchy to death.
Now that spring has begun, the Black Wind Patriarch said that in about two months, the wind on the Arctic Ice Sheet will be much lighter, and the wind blowing to the north of the Styx Sea will be much weaker, and that time is the best time for everyone to leave the Nine Xuan Immortal Realm and go to the Styx.
It is difficult for the news of Middle-earth to come here, calculating the time, Ye Xiaochuan felt that Ning Xiangruo should have rushed back to Cangyun seven or eight days ago, and now he should have taken care of the future life of Master Jingshui. For the death of Jingshui Shitai, Ye Xiaochuan did not have much sadness like Yang Shijiu, Yang Shijiu entered the door late, and he had not dealt with Jingshui Shitai, Ye Xiaochuan was different, he was basically mixed in Yuanshui Xiaozhu before he was five or six years old, and was raised by several female disciples such as Yang Liudi and Ning Xiangruo, among them
There is no shortage of still water Shitai who takes care of it.
It's just that he was stubborn and ignorant back then, and he did a lot of immoral things, so he was beaten up by the grumpy still water master too violently, and threatened that if Ye Xiaochuan dared to get closer to Yuanshui Xiaozhu again, he would discount his dog's legs.
Since then, Ye Xiaochuan has never been to Yuanshui Xiaozhu again.
However, in his heart, he is still full of gratitude to Mrs. Jingshui. Master Jingshui left, Ye Xiaochuan felt sad from the heart, and at the same time, he was also thinking that his old drunkard master was the same age as Master Jingshui, and it seemed that he would have more time to accompany Master in the future
If you don't take advantage of the fact that the old drunkard master is still alive now, and wait for a few more years, I'm afraid that I will regret it for a lifetime.
Yun Qiyou is a smart woman who combines the dual bloodlines of the evil god and the Han Fairy, and it is impossible to be a fool.
These days, although Ye Xiaochuan is no different from the past, Yun Qiyou always feels that Ye Xiaochuan has a lot of important things on his mind, and it seems that there is something important to hide from him. It's just that Yun Qiyou is a woman who is not good at revealing her feelings, and she is not a woman who likes to take the initiative to inquire about other people's privacy, since Ye Xiaochuan doesn't say it, she won't ask, in her opinion, even if she really combines with Ye Xiaochuan in the future, she will become a husband and wife like Zao Wou-Ki and Chang Xiaoman
, but also to leave each other their own privacy space.
The time is very long, and everyone takes advantage of this rare free time, in addition to eating and sleeping, that is cultivation.
Yun Qiyou rarely left the small stone cave where she and Ye Xiaochuan lived, and spent her days meditating cross-legged to practice the Yin and Yang Qiankun Dao. Yun Qiyou is a cultivator maniac, it is not strange that she meditates on Ye Xiaochuan all day long, what makes Ye Xiaochuan strange is that Feng Yi is also cultivating, and she has been in retreat for five days, a few days ago, when it came to dinner, Miss Feng Yi would always be the first to rush out, bully Qin Fanzhen, and let Qin Fanzhen give her soup to drink, these five
But there is no trace of it.
Recently, Feng Yi and Wan Yan Wuxian have been relatively close, Ye Xiaochuan found an opportunity to ask Wan Yan Wutear privately, and the result was that Feng Yi was in retreat and should not be disturbed.
Ye Xiaochuan has the most headaches in the Nine Xuan Immortal Realm, one is completely tearless, and the other is Feng Yi, because he can't beat the two of them, now Feng Yi is in retreat, so as not to worry all day long.
During this time, almost no one's cultivation was increasing, except for Ye Xiaochuan.
He was full of worries, and although he often meditated, it was difficult for him to settle down, but he was forced by the pressure of Yun Qiyou, meditating and pretending.
Almost every time, Yun Qiyou found that this kid was snoring when he was meditating, which was obviously sitting and sleeping, and the angry Yun Qiyou twisted his ears several times, becoming a negative example of repeated teachings. Ye Xiaochuan didn't care, he felt that his cultivation was already very high now, and if he went up, it would be the ninth layer of the realm of heaven and man, it was not that Ye Xiaochuan himself was arrogant, even if he had several volumes of heavenly book magic, it was not overnight to reach the realm of heaven and man, he had to take his time, and he couldn't be in a hurry
It is more important to stabilize the current foundation. To put it bluntly, it's just one word, lazy.