Chapter 314: Funny Male
Ming Qin reluctantly agreed, said goodbye to Mu Qingjue and closed the door.
Mu Mansion has a lot of eyes and ears, and he can't swagger away from the main entrance, and his thoughts turn to the bathroom.
The bathroom is actually a toilet, first, it may be more elegant to call it so, and secondly, the fairy family likes to build the toilet and bathroom together, which has the nature of overarching.
Today's concept of the fairy world seems to think that the elegance of the name can reflect a degree of civilization, such as the morgue is called a morgue, and the toilet is called a toilet, but in fact it is not all.
It is said that the predecessors called toilets and thatched houses, and toilets mean mixed, referring to the state of people coming and going in this place. Thatched house refers to the fact that this place is mostly covered with thatch, which is relatively simple. Although today's world is prosperous, there are few thatched bathrooms, and the thatched houses are a bit out of character, but after careful study, there is really nothing vulgar and indecent about these two names.
Titles often bear the imprint of the times and regions, and as for elegance or vulgarity, civilization or barbarism, I am afraid that we cannot generalize. Nowadays, the immortals feel vulgar when they listen to the toilet and thatched house, and they feel that the bathroom is stylish, but in the final analysis, they don't know the meaning of these titles, which is a manifestation of despicable ignorance.
Moreover, although elegance is a pursuit of human civilization, Lao Dan has long taught that the world knows that beauty is beauty, and ugliness has standards. We all know that good is good, and evil can be defined. Therefore, there is no mutual growth, difficulty and ease are mutually beneficial, the length is dwarfed, and the high and low are inclined to each other. Of course, metabolism has no technical content, but it is also a process of removing the old and making the new, and I don't know why people in the world always feel vulgar.
Not to mention mortals, even if the gods and ghosts don't go to the toilet and don't metabolize?
Gentlemen, you see that I am writing about classical Xianxia, why are there suddenly many new titles and utensils? You must know that classics are not equal to ancient times, and many people may think that classics have to be the background of ancient times. Coming and going into the past and the present'. Today will become a thing of the past, and people today will become ancients, and how can there be an unchanged ancient and modern world in the world?
As a higher level of spirit than human beings, it is impossible for human beings to develop a grand artifact civilization and the immortal family is still ignorant. If the Immortal Family had not perceived the changes in the world, I am afraid that it would have been replaced long ago.
In addition, although the utensils and names change from time to time, most of them have deep origins. People in the world are often accustomed to familiar names, and they cannot alienate them from what is the ancient name. What is the new creation?
In addition to some literal translations of foreign languages, the Chinese people used to write the Chinese characters of He Yifei and Cangjie made characters, using the six books as the law, which was originally intended to cover everything in the world, and to make it apply to the infinite for thousands of years.
If the difference between the elegant and the vulgar is really to be indiscriminate, it can be roughly defined by proportion. There are no literati, gentlemen, ladies and beauties in the world who do not eat and drink Lazar, which shows that this is not a vulgar behavior. But to say that a person has nothing to pursue other than these four things is not very much.
The term toilet can be said to be very elegant and ingenious, like thatched houses are inferior to the name of the building, and the world will not use thatched buildings. If the name is unrealistic, it is very likely to be abandoned. Although the high-ranking dignitaries often have private toilets, in terms of social wealth, public toilets are impossible to abolish, and even if there are no second people in private toilets, it seems unlikely.
Thus the title has a long-standing meaning and could have been used permanently. However, some laymen who don't even have the ability to look at the meaning of literature actually think that this title is vulgar and easy.
As for the names of toilets, toilets, and washrooms, I am afraid that they have not yet formed a general concept, and if they do, they will not be far from the end of life.
The toilets in the hallway are for the use of guests. So there's no mixed facilities. However, there is no distinction between men and women in the bathroom, and there are small compartments separated from each other, and the door is a closed space that does not interfere with each other.
Mingqin slipped into a chamber. While loosening the belt of his clothes, he was thinking about how to get close to Qin Suhui.
There was a thud on the wall next to Huer, and it seemed to be urgent. Ming Qin was stunned, hurriedly fastened his pants, and came out to see that the compartment next door was locked from the inside, and the wall was banging non-stop.
"Is there anyone in there?"
Mingqin asked. As soon as I heard the sound of babbling, I grabbed the handle and sent a wisp of spiritual power over, and the latch slipped open with a 'click', and when I opened the door, I saw that there was a girl in disheveled clothes sitting on the toilet, with a strip of cloth tied all over her body, and her face was full of horror.
"It's ...... you"
The woman was Zhang Gaolin's wife, Jiang Cailian, Ming Qin saw her go into the bathroom and didn't come out for a long time, so he didn't expect that someone would be tied up here.
"Uh-huh......"
Jiang Cailian struggled and motioned for Ming Qin to help her untie the ropes on her body.
At this time, there was a rush of footsteps outside the door, Ming Qin turned his head to look, and saw a woman dressed as a maid flashing in, and saw Ming Qin stunned and quickly lowered his head.
Ming Qin saw that her complexion was slightly dark, and she had a few freckles on her cheeks, and her appearance was not outstanding.
"What's your name, there are bad people in the house, and Mrs. Zhang is tied here, come and untie her. He took two steps back and motioned for her to step forward and untie her.
The maid responded with a smile, and just took a few steps closer, only to see Jiang Cailian showing a frightened look, shrunk and dodged indiscriminately.
"Mrs. Zhang, don't be nervous, girl, I'm here to save you. ”
The maid picked it up casually, pulled off the rope tied to the toilet, grabbed the silk silk on Jiang Cailian's back, and lifted it up.
"Where do you want to take her?"
Ming Qin saw that this maid had no fear, so he must have some ability, so he quietly watched and did not come forward.
The maid smiled proudly: "Such a lady with a head and a face, this girl has finally been tied up, of course she has to earn a few silver flowers." I advise you to be less busy, lest you ask for trouble. ”
"Who are you, and what is the purpose of infiltrating the Mu Mansion?"
"Who do you care who I am? ”
There was a window in the wall that led to the secluded and uninhabited back garden, and the maid recognized it, and one dodged and walked away, and with a palm of her hand, she grabbed the pane to pieces. Turning his hand to conjure up an oil-paper umbrella, it opened in an uproar, and the birds rose in the wind.
"Tsing Yi Society?"
Ming Qin looked at this style of déjà vu, and immediately recalled the Tsing Yi Society that appeared in Beihai Manor. The people of the Mo Yan Sect once invited the Lady of Divine Wisdom to help deal with Zhang Gaolin. This girl robbed Jiang Cailian's ten ** and Tsing Yi Society is inseparable.
The girl broke the window and provided convenience for Ming Qin to leave the Mu Mansion, and at that moment she also used her skills to soar up and gallop behind the girl.
At this time, the people of the Qin family should have rushed to the Chuan Yu Treasure Palace, which was the important place of Qiyao Mansion. The precautions must be strict, and if you want to go in and rob people on your own, it will definitely not work, and you can only wait for the wedding to be over and rush back to the Mu Mansion on the way.
Now that there are people from the Tsing Yi Society, it is unknown to know, and Ming Qin wants to know their plan to deal with Zhang Gaolin to see if there is a chance to use their strength.
The girl swept out of the Mu Mansion and turned into a remote alley. Reciting a spell, the oil-paper umbrella was circled and sacrificed, and the umbrella emitted a colorful glow to collect Jiang Cailian. She rubbed her cheeks for a while, and the dull skin and rough freckles fell off like greasy, and in an instant it seemed as if a new face had changed, and the whole person was a little more marked. Then he disbanded his hair and put it in a bun, wrapped it around a silk handkerchief, and found a light blue gown to cover it outside.
Everything was packed up, and then he set out to pick a secluded alley to walk.
Ming Qin secretly wondered, and hung far behind to chase a meal. But I saw her turn out of a wide street, and a high-rise building appeared in front of her, and the road was empty, winding like a dragon and a snake.
The girl slowed down, cut her hair and sideburns, and walked calmly towards a square. Ming Qin raised his eyes and saw a majestic palace at the end of the square, and there were several gilded characters engraved on the gatehouse, which was the Yunyun of the Treasure Palace.
This is really 'stepping on iron shoes and finding nowhere to go, and it takes no effort to get it'. Although Mu Qingjue told Ming Qin about the approximate location of the Chuan Treasure Hall and the Qin family. But he is not familiar with Yujing, and he doesn't know how much energy he will waste when he looks for it.
I didn't expect to follow the girl for a while, but I was crooked, and I had some confidence in this action.
The square was full of traffic. Pedestrians pass by, and the flow is endless. Outside the treasure hall, there were several bear-shaped immortal carts parked, full of all kinds of equipment.
A middle-aged man with a short figure got down from the fairy car, wearing a brocade robe with black satin moire pattern and a cotton wool hat. The face is slightly rounded, with a bit of joy.
There was a shout of joy among the passers-by. Enthusiastically shouted: "Boss Huo, where are you going to perform?"
Boss Huo smiled, hugged a group, and greeted, "Children, move quickly." What are you waiting inside?"
The disciples jumped down from the fairy cart neatly and carried their things in an orderly manner. Although the pedestrians knew that Boss Huo had a special church, they were reluctant to leave, so they took out the spirit rhinoceros and fiddled with the hue mirror inside, competing to copy Boss Huo's shadow god picture.
The beings of the Three Realms, what they have been striving for but not attaining is nothing more than the way of eternal life and long-term vision. Although the emphasis of Taoism is different, the emphasis is different, and the soul is immortal.
What is the way of immortality for mortals? 'Three hundred and sixty lines, the line is the champion'. For example, poetry and songs, calligraphy, painting, piano and chess, medicine and astrology, and even crop planting are all superior and inferior. As the saying goes, an art is enough to settle down. Since ancient times, there have been great talents who have been famous and extraordinary, such as the sage of calligraphy Wang Xizhi, the sage of painting Wu Daozi, the sage of poetry Du Fu, and the sage of tea Lu Yu, which are also quite impressive.
This Boss Huo is a generation of heroes in the art forest, and when it comes to his name, it can really be said that he is famous in the universe and shakes the world. It's funny. Since the Wei Party took charge of the Great Mo Kingdom, it has vigorously rectified Yilin several times, and gradually formed two major factions, one is the true color faction and the other is the time faction.
The leader of the faction at any time called Guo Sacrifice Wine, and the True Color faction was this Boss Huo.
The Anytime faction generally relied on the Wei Party magnates, Qu Xue, and acted as some petty bureaucrats. Over time, it will be consumed by the desire for profit, the number of classics forgotten, and the learning has no roots, the skills are sparse, it is inevitable that there will be the ridicule of the flower fist embroidered legs, and the shame of the art forest.
The true color school can still be based on tradition, understand the heat, and have a sense of proportion, and it is natural for him to lose his strengths.
When the Confucian scholars called Zhou Gong, they said that they were versatile and artistic. Later Confucianism regarded talents as small tricks and tricks, which was too harsh. The ancients said that the sound of the death of the country was mourning, as if listening to a piece of music was about to die of the country, which is too much. How many monarchs in history have died simply because of the sound of the country?
It would have been a dangerous thing to say that obscene music makes people indulge in pleasure and lose their minds with playthings, and put all the burdens of the family and country on one emperor. Even if he abandons all spiritual enjoyment, he may not be able to govern the country well, and the two do not seem to have much of a necessary connection.
Talent is ultimately a spiritual pleasure, but it seems that the sages were very much against it. Not only did Confucianism say that Yiyu died, but the Taoists also had to abandon the reputation and the skillful abandonment of profit, the Mohists and the peasants took self-suffering as the extreme, and the other bowed to the crops, not to mention, the Legalists wanted to drive the people into battle, and it seemed that only the emperor had the space for sound dogs and horses.
But in fact, good and bad work are like water flowing downward, easy to go with and difficult to salvage, and the evolution of civilization seems to be inseparable from these things.
There are fewer people engaged in direct labor in the fairy world, and because of the strong perception ability, the ability to entertain has naturally improved. But unfortunately, for more than 100 years, the immortals have not created a very valuable art form and content.
Of course, this has something to do with the manipulation of the Wei Party, which is among the best in the history of civilization in terms of cultivation, and their emphasis on art serving the powerful is fundamentally contrary to the characteristics of art. Hell if it's good.
There are so many brilliant art forms and works in the history of Zhongxia, and none of them are dedicated to the powerful. Some people may say that poetry, opera, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting are all activities of the elite class, but in fact there is no threshold for these things, some people give up art for the sake of eating, and some people give up eating for the sake of art.
Of course, this is a very fatal thing, many people can't eat enough to read any books and play any arts, so only the conditions for learning art are more superior, but this does not guarantee that he can achieve something.
The world always envies the artistic achievements of others, but even if you are reincarnated as Du Fu, Huaisu, and Tao Yuanming, I am afraid that there will be one more mediocre person in the world.
The ancients said, 'Rhetoric is sincere', and this is about the beginning of all art.
Boss Huo used to have a world-famous corner, and he originally had the color of his true colors, but unfortunately he couldn't stand firmly and was sent to the evening at any time. In comparison, it is still Boss Huo who is commendable. For more than 100 years, there have been few people in the art forest who can become famous without being shocked. (To be continued.) )