76 Watch you make jokes
The days of cultivation are actually quite boring.
I ate three meals a day every day, and the rest of the time was Xiuzhen. Repeatedly running "Tanhua Jue" in the body is like working on an assembly line, and the boredom and fatigue are self-evident.
Sometimes, if he really didn't want to cultivate the truth, Lu Ye would cook a meal with Lin Zai to kill time.
For Lu Ye's cooking skills, Lin Zai is very disgusted.
Stir-fry a dish, either sweet or salty, occasionally pinch a dumpling, and when it rolls in the pot, it is all rotten.
"Idiot!" Lin Zai would always scold with disgust.
After Lu Ye tried many times, he was finally disgusted by Lin Zai. Lu Ye wanted to try his hand again, but he was directly pushed away by Lin Zai. "It's okay to play with the mud!
"Then I'll go do the laundry. ”
"No, you haven't washed it, and I'll have to rework!" Lin complained again, "Why don't I do it myself." ”
Lu Ye smiled and touched Lin Zai's head, "My daughter-in-law is really virtuous. ”
"Just know I'm good to you. Lin Zai said, "Don't suddenly really strangle me one day, I'm grateful." "I can't kill Lu Ye, but Lu Ye can kill myself without any scruples - this has always made Lin Zai feel a sense of crisis. Sometimes when I dream back at midnight and dream that Lu Ye is viciously pinching his neck, Lin Zai will be shocked into a cold sweat.
Therefore, trying to please Lu Ye is definitely the safest way at the moment.
Although it is a little low......
Never mind!
It's been so "virtuous" for so long, and I'm used to it.
Who said that he could not kill him, but he could kill himself?
People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads.
Lu Ye smiled and pinched Lin Zai's face and said, "You are so virtuous, I am reluctant to kill you." ”
"yes, haha. ”
At this time, Jin Shaotang ran over.
"Master, Zhang Lai, the elder of the Feiyun Sect, and Shen Tianchi, the son of Shen Yuan, the sect leader of the Feiyun Sect, are here. Jin Shaotang said, "They want to ask to see the Patriarch Ling Jue Venerable." Uncle Shi asked the disciple to come and talk to the ancestor. ”
Lu Ye was stunned for a moment, glanced at Lin Zai, and said to Jin Shaotang, "I know, I'll go over in a while." ”
Waiting for Jin Shaotang to leave, Lin Zaicai said, "Go ahead, it is estimated that the Feiyun Sect wants to join forces with us to deal with the Tiangang Sect." ”
"Well, I guess so. Lu Ye said, "Let's go, let's go together." ”
"Didn't you see me cooking. ”
"Don't do it, visitors from afar, we should do our best to be a landlord. Lu Ye said with a smile, "Go down to the restaurant, husband, I will invite you to eat the steamed fish from Yanlailou." Unable to say, Lu Ye directly took Lin Zai's hand and walked out of the house.
When he arrived at the door, Lu Ye suddenly stopped again. secretly ran "Tanhua Jue" and made the illusion of Jindan cultivation. Seeing Lin Zaizheng staring at him, Lu Ye smiled, "The cultivation is too low, I'm afraid that I will be looked down upon." ”
Lin took another sip and said, "You just pretend." ”
Lu Ye laughed.
The two came to the front hall of the front gate together, Hongxiang greeted him first, said to the senior brother, and then introduced, "Everyone, this is my senior brother Lu Ye, the master is not there, and the affairs in the door are all decided by the senior brother." Senior brother, this is Elder Zhang Lai. This is Shen Tianchi and Shen Gongzi. Also, the rumored Qianhuagang Oiran cherishes the jade son. Shen Gongzi's friend, Mo Xiangmo girl. ”
"It's a blessing. Lu Ye politely said, and his gaze stayed on the faces of Shen Tianchi, Xiyu and Mo Xiang for a moment.
These three people, it's really ......
Stunning!
Even if it is a slightly inferior Moxiang, it is also a rare and superb in the world.
Suddenly remembered that Lin Zai had complained that his eyes were straight when he saw the piano. Lu Ye hurriedly turned his gaze to Zhang Lai, thought about it, and introduced Lin Zai again, "This is Cheap Nei, Lin Zai." ”
Lin Zai kept a smile on his face, thinking that he would have to say something to his husband in the future, what kind of "cheapness"? Arching his hand at everyone, Lin Zai said that he was lucky, but out of the corner of his eye, he glanced at Mo Xiang.
Apprentice, apprentice, why did you come here?!
It's okay to die!
Lin Zai secretly complained in his heart.
The name of the qin has spread out, this Moxiang, although she has never seen the qin, but she used to owe it and mentioned the qin to her. Qin is deaf and dumb, and is good at sound attack, which is too obvious. Mo Xiang must want to see if Qin is a white-clothed Qin demon, right?
It's just that why did she get mixed up with Shen Tianchi?
Lin Zai's heart moved, and he suddenly remembered that Caiyi had become Shen Tianchi.
The guest and the host sat down, and after some politeness, Zhang Lai directly explained his intentions.
With the Feiyun Sect willing to join forces to deal with the Tiangang Sect, Lu Ye was naturally very happy and agreed. After chatting for a while, Lu Ye proposed to invite Zhang Lai and others to a banquet in Stone Town.
Zhang Lai, Shen Tianchi and the others glanced at each other, and there was some confusion in their eyes. After being polite, he readily agreed. In fact, Zhang Lai and others are all Jindan cultivators, eating grains. So, generally speaking, even if there is some affection, no one will ask them to dinner. Lu Ye insisted on inviting them, making them wonder if Lu Ye had any special arrangements - such as a spiritual food banquet or something. Even if you don't eat grains, spiritual food is a good thing. Some high-grade spiritual food is extremely precious and rare.
Shen Tianchi even sighed in his heart: This big front door doesn't look big, but I didn't expect it to be so generous! The Spirit Food Banquet is the Feiyun Sect, and it is generally not willing to entertain guests like this.
Mo Xiang didn't care about any spiritual food banquet, but said, "I don't know if the rumored beautiful fairy Qin Shangren can meet the little woman? ”
Lin Zai squinted his eyes slightly, looking at Mo Xiang without squeaking.
Lu Ye said, "I'm very sorry, senior sister, she has always liked to be clean. After a haha, Lu Ye said again, "Let's go, let's go, it's cold, it's not early, eat something to warm up." ”
The group walked out of the front hall.
Zhang Lai and the other four people all took out the flying sword from the storage ring, and then ran the spirit trick, and the sword rose, and flew far away in a blink of an eye.
The originally polite smile on Lu Ye's face immediately stiffened.
Hongxiang looked at Lu Ye's expression, and a bad premonition rose in his heart. With a dry cough, he asked Lu Ye, "Senior brother, do you have any Jindan cultivation, can you fly with a sword?" After Lu Ye defeated Liao Wuji, Hongxiang once thought that Lu Ye's cultivation was unfathomable, at least with Jindan cultivation. But after a long time, Hongxiang suddenly thought that no matter how far he went, Lu Ye had never flown with an imperial sword. Therefore, for Lu Ye's cultivation, Hongxiang had a little more doubts.
The corners of Lu Ye's mouth twitched and patted his head.
He couldn't fly himself, but he forgot about the fact that others could fly.
Lin looked at Lu Ye again, felt quite funny, and said, "It's a shame now." As he spoke, he raised his eyes and saw that Zhang came and flew back, and said in a low voice, "Look at you, you are still pretending to be a master." ”
Zhang Laifei came back, landed in front of Lu Ye, and said suspiciously, "Brother Lu, but what else is going on?"
"Ah...... This ......" Lu Ye was stunned for a long time, his brain racing rapidly, "Wait for me." With that, he pulled Hongxiang towards the sect's warehouse. After walking a long way, Lu Ye lowered his voice and asked, "Is there a thousand folded leaves in our sect's medicinal herb storehouse?"
"Yes. Hongxiang said, "What do you want it to do?"
"Refinery. ”
"Refining?" Hongxiang was a little crying and laughing, "Qianzhi leaves are medicinal materials, how to refine them?"
"Leave it alone, get out of here. Lu Ye sighed with emotion, "Wouldn't it be a shame if they knew that the elders of our Great Front Gate didn't even have a Jindan cultivation." ”
Outside the front hall, Zhang Lai looked at Lu Ye's back a little inexplicably, and asked Lin Zai, "Mrs. Lu, Brother Lu is ......?"
Lin Zai hugged his arms, thinking of Lu Ye's embarrassed appearance just now, he couldn't help laughing.
At this time, Mo Xiang, Shen Tianchi and Xiyu also came back. Seeing Lin Zai laughing, Shen Tianchi pinched his chin with a look of appreciation. This guy always sees beautiful women.
Lin laughed for a while before saying, "Wait." Maybe there will be surprises. ”
"Surprise?" said with a smile to the young man of Xiyu, "Thinking of the Pulse Cultivation Pill, the Gathering Spirit Pill, and even the Qi Qi Pill, I am looking forward to this surprise." Saying that, Prince Xiyu looked at Lin Zai and said, "I think that the angry pill is also from the hand of the Venerable Lingjue, right?"
Lin didn't answer Xiyu Gongzi's words, just looked at her, and secretly sighed in his heart. In the end, it is the Oiran of Qianhuagang, and its temperament and posture are really extraordinary. Thinking that because of a misunderstanding, she killed her grandfather and destroyed the Shangshan Sect, Lin Zai found it interesting.
The enemy is close at hand, and you don't even know it.
It's funny.
Shen Tianchi said with a smile, "It's a pity to hear that the person on the piano is as beautiful as a fairy, and he is a deaf and dumb person." But...... This deaf and dumb beauty is something else to think about......"
"Ahem. Zhang Lai coughed dryly, interrupting Shen Tianchi's words.
What kind of character is the person on the qin! Yuanying master! And the Yuanying master who is good at sound attack, your father may not be an opponent! You said this in front of other people's own family, it is really ...... It's really going to make trouble for your father! This loser is really a hard-working pit father.
Zhang Lai hurriedly diverted the topic and said to Lin Zai, "It's no wonder that Zhou Yuansheng refused to worship under the Hundred Flowers True Sect, there is a master like Master Ling, and a promising master like Brother Lu, if it were me, I would not worship him." This is naturally a polite remark, in order to resolve Shen Tianchi's inappropriate words just now.
Lin Zai just smiled, not caring about Shen Tianchi's frivolous words, she looked at Mo Xiang, her mind turned, and said, "Is Miss Mo also the Oiran of Thousand Flowers Port?"
Mo Xiang shook her head with a smile and said, "No, it's just a casual cultivation." ”
"Loose cultivation? Loose cultivation can be cultivated to Jindan, if you want to come to Miss Mo's master, she must be a powerful person. ”
Although most of the casual cultivation is based on self-study, there are times when the time lies, some casual cultivation, and there are also teachers.
Mo Xiang smiled indifferently and said, "The family teacher is indeed a powerful person, but a few years ago, the ascension failed and fell. ”
Lin Zai laughed and stopped gossiping with Mo Xiang. As Moxiang's master, Lin Zai knows Moxiang very well.
This little slut is extremely thoughtful, and scheming, and tells her too much, I am afraid that I will not be able to get out her words, but she will see something.
The two men and three women chatted about some topics that were not salty or light, and after about half an hour, when Zhang Lai showed an anxious look, Lu Ye finally came back.
"Sorry, sorry, long waiting. Lu Ye said.
Zhang Lai said politely, "It's okay, if Brother Lu has something to do, we ......."
"No, no, no. Lu Ye said, "Let's go, Stone Town Yanlailou!" As he spoke, he took out a small bird folded into emerald green leaves from the storage ring, and when the spirit trick was played, the little bird suddenly became bigger, like a living thing, and flapped its wings twice. Above the bird's body, the flowing spiritual power is faintly visible.
Seeing this thing, Prince Xiyu let out a "huh" and said, "Brother Lu, is this thing a magic weapon for flying?"
"Hmm. Lu Ye responded with a smile, turned over and rode directly on top of the bird, and then waved at Lin Zai.
Lin grabbed Lu Ye's hand again, turned over and sat in front of Lu Ye.
Lu Ye pinched the spiritual trick, and the bird fluttered its wings and soared into the air.
Zhang Lai and Shen Tianchi glanced at each other, both of them suspicious.
This Lu Ye obviously has a golden pill cultivation, why doesn't he fly with a sword, but instead make such a flying magic weapon?
However, there are no wonders in the world. Some masters do like to use some weird flying magic weapons. The two didn't particularly care, and directly sacrificed their flying swords and caught up with Lu Ye.
The speed of the bird is very slow, Zhang Lai and his party, it is not good to fly too fast, so he can only follow slowly.
Xiyu is the Oiran of Qianhuagang and has a wide range of knowledge. She was extremely interested in the flying bird that Lu Ye was riding, holding a flying sword, she got closer to Lu Ye, and said to Yu, "Brother Lu, you flying bird...... The material seems to be a thousand folded leaves. ”
"Hmm. ”
"A thousand folded leaves are alchemy materials, and they can even be made into flying magic weapons?"
"It's just a little formation. Lu Ye smiled, "The side door is not worth mentioning." ”
Xiyu smiled, "Being able to make a cheap Chizuri leaf into a flying magic weapon, how can it be said that it is not worth mentioning." The magic weapon of flying has always been extremely difficult to refine, and the materials required are also very expensive. If this flying bird can be popularized, it will really benefit countless cultivators in the world. Although the cultivation of Xiyu is not high, the truth of simplicity is still understood. Simplifying complex things is very human. ”
......
Big front door.
Hongxiang looked at Lu Ye, who was riding a bird, and his mouth grew for a long time.
After that, he left in a hurry, returned to the medicinal herb storehouse, and began to fiddle with the thousand folded leaves according to Lu Ye's previous practice.
The formation that Lu Ye arranged was actually very simple.
A small spirit gathering array, combined with a simple transformation array, plus a small mechanism formation that can almost be described as simple, allows the wings of the bird to simply flapp......
Half an hour later, Hong Xiang rode the flying bird he made, circled around the big front door, and then landed on the sword field, and then put the flying bird away.
Looking at the palm-sized bird in his hand, the corner of Hongxiang's mouth twitched for a long time.
What kind of flying magic weapon is this!
It's just a trap bird!
But it's this simple trap bird that can fly with people!
Such a simple thing!
Why didn't anyone think about it?!
After sighing with emotion, Hongxiang noticed that there were already many people around him.
With a thought in his mind, Hongxiang said to a disciple, "Go, inform all the disciples of the Great Front Sect to come to the sword field." And you...... Go to the herb warehouse and bring all the thousand folded leaves. ”
......
Zhang looked at the table full of dishes, and his face was a little strange.
What a feast of spiritual food!
The best dish is just a steamed fish!
This kind of worldly meal, what do you do when you eat it? You have to pull it out after eating, how troublesome!
"Come on, come on, you're welcome. Lu Ye was enthusiastic.
Zhang Lai laughed dryly, he didn't know what Lu Ye thought, hesitated for a moment, picked up the chopsticks, and said to Shen Tianchi, who was stunned, "Eat, you're welcome." Brother Lu is gracious, don't waste it. ”
......
Riding on the bird, leaning on Lu Ye's arms, feeling the cold wind blowing on his face, Lin hiccuped again, it seemed that he finally couldn't help it, and suddenly laughed.
Lu Ye was inexplicably laughed at by Lin Zai.
Lin Zai couldn't help but laugh and said, "Husband, there is something, have you forgotten?"
"What?"
"Zhang Lai, they are all Jin Dan cultivators. When you arrive at Jindan, you generally don't eat. Lin said again.
"Ah...... Why didn't you say it earlier!" Guests come to invite dinner, this is Lu Ye's thinking inertia. For a while, he forgot that this was the cultivation realm, and forgot that the Jindan masters didn't need to eat, and it was ridiculous that he asked them if they were full before leaving......
"Well, just wanted to see you make jokes. Lin laughed again.
Lu Ye grimaced and said, "By the way, counting the days, your heart is about to attack, right?" Come on, come, I'll give you a precaution first." ”
"Hey!" Lin grabbed Lu Ye's hand again, "Are you sick?"
"It's so high, no one sees it. ”
"Don't make trouble!" Lin opened Lu Ye's hand again and said, "I'll tell you something serious." ”
Seeing Lin Zai's solemn expression, Lu Ye withdrew his unruly hand and said, "What?"
"That Moxiang...... It's my disciple. ”
"Huh?"
"I think it's because of the appearance of Jean that attracted her. Lin Zai said, "But why is she with Shen Tianchi? ”
Lu Ye frowned and said, "At the beginning, Caiyi also became Shen Tianchi's appearance. ”
"Is it Shen Tianchi who is more special, or is there something special about the Feiyun Sect?" Otherwise, why are the two demon clans ......" Lin took another breath, "Or ...... Speaking of which, what is in that secret realm?"
Lu Ye shook his head, "I don't know." ”
"Why don't you go and ask Lu Ziyan?"
Lu Ye hesitated for a moment and said, "Okay!" As he spoke, playing the spirit trick, the bird adjusted its direction slightly and flew directly towards Banbi Peak.
The speed of the bird is not fast, but it is much faster than walking.
It didn't take long for Lu Ye and Lin to arrive outside the ruins of Lujia Village under the half-wall peak.
Lu Ye didn't go in, collected the flying bird, just faced the valley, and said softly, "Ziyan, are you busy?"
Say. Lu Ziyan's voice came over.
"Tianchi Secret Realm, do you understand?"
"I don't understand. ”
"Uh......"
"What are you asking for?"
"There are two demons who may be very interested in the Tianchi Secret Realm. I'm just curious, so I'm asking you. ”
Lu Ziyan said, "The Tianchi Secret Realm is a bit mysterious, what is inside, Shen Yuan of the Feiyun Sect has never mentioned it to outsiders. There are no impermeable walls, though. It is rumored that in the secret realm of Tianchi, there seems to be only a dark world, and even Shen Yuan himself is not clear about what secrets there are. ”
Saying this, it made Lu Ye even more curious.
However, I can't think of a reason out of thin air, so I can only give up for the time being.