When I woke up, I was already in my room.

Shao Hao looked at me with a guilty face: "I'm sorry, I recognized the wrong person." ”

I laughed dryly, "It's okay." ”

Are you going to die?!

"Isn't it just the wrong person!"

You've had your brain gnawed by a pig, and you can admit that you're wrong!

"I forgive you. ”

If it weren't for the win-win cooperation between the two of us, I would have beaten you until you got pregnant!

Shao Hao was still guilty: "Am I too excited, hurting you too hard?"

I followed his worried gaze and saw that I had bandages wrapped around my hands.

I was confused: "What do you mean?"

Shao Hao felt guilty: "I seem to have broken your hand......"

I burst into tears: "What a hatred, what a grudge, you have to hate me so much......"

Before I finished speaking, Princess Qingli came.

I watched as she didn't open the door and entered through the wall.

Me: "............ the, can't it be a fairy friend......

Shao Hao frowned: "You're here." ”

Qing Li nodded lightly, completely lacking the appearance of the previous sprinkle.

Me: "...... This is ......"

Shao Hao glanced at her: "Kunlun Ziwei Qingli is a god." ”

Me: "............"

I seem to have just taken Princess Qingli two days ago...... I'm scared......

I............ Is it too late to kneel down and admit your mistakes......

Princess Qingli ...... Oh no, God seemed to see my thoughts: "It's okay, it's just the flesh." ”

I wiped the cold sweat from the corners of my forehead: "Yes, yes, the flesh is just the flesh......"

Don't worry about me......

There's a reason why I'm so scared of the gods.

When he was the first to gossip, he told me that the god of Hengchu has a fiancée, which is the god of Qingli of Kunlun Ziwei Palace, one of the two people is the true vein of the phoenix, and the other is the princess of the race incarnated by the Chongming bird, and the god of Qingli of the Chongming clan.

Although these two bigwigs have a marriage contract, they have never been in contact.

When Heng Chu went through the tribulation, Qingli seemed to be refining his mana, so Si Ming didn't dare to disturb, so he arrested me as a scapegoat.

But I don't want to, now I can meet her in the mortal world.

Fortunately, I didn't do anything to Heng Chu.

Qingli Shangshen glanced at me lightly: "You can go and die." ”

Me: What do you mean by "............"! I don't understand......

Shao Hao also looked at me: "Go and die." ”

Me: "............" Who did I recruit to provoke whom......

Just when I was in a daze, Si Ming Xingjun fell from the sky and landed in my room.

"The little god has seen the god of Qingli, the god of Shaohao, and the immortal of Yaoguang. Si Ming saluted me respectfully, and my hairs stood on end.

Shao Hao understated: "Don't pay attention to the rules, let's start." ”

Si Ming immediately said yes.

Wait a minute...... What did I just hear......

"Shao Hao...... God-kun?!I'll go!!"

Shao Hao looked at me with a smile: "Where do you want to go?"

I can't believe that this fairy friend in front of me, who was originally here to pretend to be, has somehow become true......

What the am I ......

"I'll go wherever the god tells me to go. I patted my not-so-big breasts and looked at him with a smile on my face.

In fact, Shao Hao's grade is not much different from mine, but in fact, he is already a cultivator of the god level, so I can only be respectful to him.

Shao Hao smiled: "I'll let you die, will you go?"

Me: "............ Ahaha, the Divine Monarch will joke, will joke......"

"I'm not kidding. ”

“......”

Congratulations on your success in chatting to death......

Probably because Si Ming couldn't see that I was so stupid, so he stood up: "Yaoguang Shangxian, this time you have created a robbery for Hengchu Shangshen, it can end here, and the next thing has nothing to do with you, that is, ...... You can go to death. ”

Me: "...... I get it. ”

I would be glad to be cut off halfway through.

It's just that I really don't know what to do next.

But obviously, with the presence of two bigwigs, Si Ming will not tell me all the things.

Si Ming pondered for a moment and spoke again: "It's just that Yaoguang Shangxian can't die so silently directly. ”

Qing Li's eyes swept away: "What do you mean?"

"The marriage of mortals is usually broken before the second red line can begin. God, if you want to take the position of Yaoguang Shangxian this time to create a robbery for Heng Chu Shangshen, then you must first break the red line between Bai Yaoguang and Chu Heng. ”

Qing Li frowned: "It's not that she will die directly......"

Shao Hao shook his head: "It's useless to die, Chu Heng is a mortal, if the person who is worried about him dies silently, he will remember her for the rest of his life, and you have no way to replace it." ”

Si Ming answered: "Therefore, Yaoguang Shangxian must die completely, and he must die in front of Hengchu Shangshen." ”

Me: "Isn't it just a dead ...... As for ......"

Si Ming, Qing Li, Shao Hao: "As for." ”

Me: "............"

silently expressed dissatisfaction......

By the time they discussed how to let me die, it was almost dusk, Shao Hao went back to his courtyard first, and Qingli Shangshen also left

Si Ming and I stared wide-eyed, and the pestle was there.

I sat down and couldn't help but complain: "Why is it so troublesome to die?" ”

Si Ming also sat down beside me: "Trouble, right? So it's better to say that you can't die if you're most afraid of death, and you don't know how to die." ”

I nodded, making sense.

Since he is sitting with Si Ming, it is inevitable to gossip.

"Hey, why did the Qingli Divine Monarch suddenly come? Why was the Shaohao Divine Monarch invited by you?"

Si Ming sighed: "After seeing you that day, I originally wanted to find a little immortal monarch to pretend to be Shaohao Shenjun, who would have thought that he suddenly came to my Tianfu Palace and asked me if I knew the traces of Hengchu Shenjun, I naturally had to tell him all that Shaohao Shenjun had just come down to earth." ”

I couldn't help laughing, sure enough, he was a famous "good friend" of Tiangong, and his relationship was too good.

"As for the god of Qingli, not long after the god of Shaohao descended to earth, the god of Qingli also came, asking me to arrange an identity for her and be with the god of Hengchu, I didn't want to change you back quickly, so I got it right away. ”

I nodded gratefully, that's good!

Si Ming suddenly told me a little obscenely: "Actually, you still created this calamity." ”

I was dumbfounded: "Why?!"

Si Ming is a matter of course: "Because the god of Qingli came this time, not to cause a robbery, but to love the god of Hengchu for a lifetime." ”

Me: "............ What the hell ......"

Si Ming patiently answered me this time: "That is to say, the suffering in the world that the god of Hengchu wants will be completed by you, and the remaining love will be completed by the god of Qingli." ”

Me: "............ I'll fuck you!

Si Ming spread his hands: "No way, I don't want to trap you, but I have to do it, as for your death...... You won't want to know. ”

Me: "............"

"Oh, in order to compensate you, let me tell you one thing, the god of Heng Chu doesn't like the god of Qingli, and the god of Qingli loves the god of Heng Chu deeply......"

"So the god of Qingli wants to use this life to cultivate feelings?"

Si Ming nodded solemnly: "Congratulations, you are right." ”

Me: "...... Am I cannon fodder?"

"Congratulations, second consecutive victory. ”

“............ Fuck you!"