The two talked and laughed along the way, and unconsciously walked out of the realm of Lotus Peak. Out of Lotus Peak, when Chen Xinyan and Mu Songbai were worried about where to go, they suddenly saw a person chasing a ball in the distance towards the two. Chen Xinyan stepped forward to take a closer look, only to find that the ball turned out to be a fat ball monk, a humanoid fat ball. The humanoid fat ball had a bare head, his mouth was sealed with duct tape, and he rolled down the opposite hillside all the way, but the person who followed in the distance was a delicate and shy little novice, who was the host of the conference that day, but he couldn't keep up with the speed of the fat monk's rolling.

"Woo woo woo ~ woo ~ ~ woo woo ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ " The fat monk pointed to his adhesive tape.

"I understand the first four words, Amitabha, right? What's next, why don't you say it again?" Mu Songbai quipped.

"Alright, don't tease him. With that, Chen Xinyan stepped forward and tore off the tape.

As soon as the fat ball monk was torn off the tape, he immediately hid behind Chen Xinshen, and his mouth was fast: "Amitabha, the poor monk's surname is Zhu, the name is so-and-so, you can just call me Zhu." The person in the back is my senior brother, and Dream Academy has been entrusted by your master to arrange for me to prepare for your next internship options. ”

"It's strange, don't all monks have Dharma names? Why don't you mention Dharma names? Mu Songbai wondered.

Just when he was puzzled, the little novice in the back finally ran away. Without waiting for the two to ask, the little monk said Amitabha Buddha and took the initiative to say: "The poor monk Dharma name Wukong, the senior brother of the Kongkong Temple, this is my second junior brother." ”

"Wukong? Mu Songbai joked.

"Amitabha, exactly. Why, didn't my brother tell you?"

"Zhu Wuneng, hahahahaha! Could it be that there is still a Wujing?" Chen Xinyan couldn't help laughing.

Unexpectedly, the little monk looked serious: "There is indeed such a third junior brother." ”

Chen Xinshen: "......"

Mu Songbai: "......"

I thought that it was very unreliable for our master to throw us a bunch of books and go to sleep, but I didn't expect that the masters of these two monks were even more unreliable.

In the distance, in the empty temple of the holy land of Buddhism, a kind old monk suddenly sneezed and muttered: "I have accepted another disciple, Journey to the West has been completed, where is there still the name of the Wuzi generation, it is really too difficult to choose a name or something." ”

Looking at the serious appearance of the little Shami Wukong, Chen Xinyan was speechless and choked. Feeling a resentful gaze, Chen Xinshen turned around and found that the fat ball monk was looking at him resentfully, and he hurriedly changed the topic and said, "Senior Brother Wukong, then why did you seal your junior brother's mouth again?"

Xiao Shami's face was blushing, and he looked embarrassed, and said, "The poor monk doesn't want to either, it's really my second junior brother who talks too much on weekdays." In my Buddhism, the cycle of birth and death of all sentient beings is caused by the three karmas of body, mouth, and mind. ”

Watching Xiao Shami shyly reseal the mouth of the fat ball monk Zhu Wuneng, and looking at the sadness and indignation on the face of the fat ball monk, Chen Xinyan and Mu Songbai felt that they had no senior brother, they were so lucky~~ It should be, no, right?

After sealing the mouth of the fat ball monk and finishing the business, Wukong remembered his purpose for coming here, and hurriedly said: "The two donors, the poor monk is entrusted by the Dream Academy to arrange an internship for the two of you." Although the two of you have not joined the Three Sects, you are after all the disciples of Chen Tuan's ancestor, and your seniority in the Dao Sect is too high, so no one in the Dao Sect is willing to perform this task. ”

Xiao Shami paused and continued: "Next, the poor monk will introduce you to the general situation. You already know that the only way to enter the realm of sleeplessness is to awaken by thinking and tempering your soul. Actually, in addition to thinking, there is another way, that is, the sinking of feelings, to awaken. Most of those who indulge in the senses abandon the humanity in their hearts and thus degenerate into demons. The famous and righteous people in my Sleepless Realm all ask their disciples to go down the mountain to participate in internships after they have achieved something in their studies to maintain order in the real world. Although the two donors are not from the Three Sects, your master is one of the Dao Sect Ancestors. ”

The ghost learns something, and the ghost knows what he has learned. So far, all I have learned from my master is sleeping, sleeping, sleeping!

Wukong then explained: "Since my Three Sects Dream Academy is to maintain order and stability in the world, it is inevitable that it will have something to do with the world. Therefore, for the internship of its disciples, the Dream Academy established the Warning Law Firm, the Yuyan Accounting Firm, and the Awakening Human Resources Management Bureau. The Warning Law Firm is mainly composed of Buddhist and Confucian disciples and is responsible for investigation and reasoning; the Yuyan Accounting Firm, which is mainly composed of Taoist disciples and is responsible for finding people to settle accounts; and the Xingyan Personnel and Resources Management Bureau is mainly composed of disciples of the three sects and is responsible for personnel transfer and incident records. Although the work of the Human Resources Management Bureau is the easiest and is full of miscellaneous things, it is not beneficial to one's own practice. Therefore, most disciples choose law firms and accounting firms. ”

Hearing this, Mu Songbai didn't have anything to worry about, and said directly: "I'm good at the Heavenly Master Dao Method of the Daomen, so choose an accounting firm." What about you?"

Chen Xinyan said helplessly: "I will be in my senior year after the winter vacation, and I am a student majoring in finance, so I have no choice, I am also an accounting firm." ”

When Xiao Shami heard this, he smiled shyly and said: "The two donors are simply, speaking of which, this time they brought the poor monk and disciple over, mainly because he also wanted to participate in this internship, and he entered a law firm. This is a forbidden word talisman tape drawn in the mantra of Buddhism, and only others can remove it if the tape is sealed. Thanks to the care of the two donors, if he is enlightened and poor, I hope that the two donors will not show mercy to his subordinates and directly seal his mouth. ”

The corners of Chen Xinyan's mouth twitched, and he silently took the thick stack of tape charms in Xiao Shami's hand, and couldn't help but feel the BGM of the Great Compassion Spell put up by the fat ball monk in his heart.

It's so miserable, it's really miserable, it's really miserable to have such a seemingly pure and shy brother.

"The matter has been explained, and someone will inform you of the specific office address when the time comes. Then the two donors, the little monk, will leave. Wu Neng, gone. After that, the little monk's figure flashed, and there was a big fat ball in his hand that was struggling wildly.

"Brother Wukong walks slowly. Chen Xinyan and Mu Songbai watched this scene with the corners of their mouths twitching.

The skinny little novice dragged a big round fat ball with one hand and walked away, leaving only a ditch that the fat ball and the monk had plowed on the ground and the whimpering sound of struggle in the distance from time to time proved that he had been there.

"Ember, do you feel a little déjà vu to this crazy struggle?"

"Hmm~ Speaking of which, I've seen pig killing on TV, and that's how pigs call them. ”