Chapter 218 Husband and wife worship each other and send them to the cave room (three watches ask for a monthly ticket)

At this time, the immortals are replenishing their brains...

The picture is that Zhu Bajie and a young woman are making love...

At the moment of passion, the woman turned into a big black and ugly black bear, still a male...

Take it out and hit it more than yourself!!

I'm going to wipe it!

Thinking about this picture, the immortals had goosebumps.

Really... It's not human!

It's too livestock.

It's terrifying.

On the other hand, Tang Sanzang and several people have already begun to eat rice and tea.

Sun Xiaokong drank the imperial wine, thinking in his heart, he just passed this catastrophe so plainly?

No!

Sun Xiaokong is unwilling.

What kind of calamity is not calamity, I miss the feeling of not being a human being.

Not being a man?

Thinking of this, Sun Xiaokong's eyes lit up, and he drank a few sips of imperial wine.

.

This time, I want to be upright and not be a person once.

What is not human?

Stretching out the claws of "pity" at the age of sixteen, do you say this is still a person?

Sun Xiaokong feels exciting just thinking about it!

So, I saw Sun Xiaokong, who was drinking, get up and walked to the three sisters opposite, and then squeezed away "Zhenzhen" and "Aiai" with one butt.

Leaned over to "Pity", then grabbed "Pity's" little hand, put it on his chest, and said, "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

"Do you feel it?"

"My heart is racing, and that's what it feels like. ”

Sun Xiaokong's operation directly stunned the rest of the people in the room.

First of all, Tang Sanzang looked at Sun Xiaokong with a look of surprise, and thought, "Kongkong shouldn't be drunk, right?"

And Zhu Bajie was shocked, as if he had discovered a new continent, "I didn't expect Brother Monkey to be the same as me..."

Monk Sha and the Black Bear Spirit looked at Sun Xiaokong silently, stunned.

The steamed buns in my mouth have fallen.

Li Shan's mother was also stunned for a while, she originally thought that the master and apprentice would survive this catastrophe safely this time... Who would have thought that it was good just now, but suddenly Sun Xiaokong made such a scene.

Manjushri and Fuxian took a breath and said in their hearts: "It's good that this dead monkey didn't choose himself, otherwise...... Don't you want to die of disgust?"

Actually, Guanyin was not confused, but she felt that this was Sun Xiaokong.

Right.

At the beginning, Guanyin had been paying attention to Sun Xiaokong, and when Sun Xiaokong didn't move for a long time, Guanyin was a little surprised.

Now that Sun Xiaokong finally couldn't help it, Guanyin also felt that he had finally succeeded in his calculation and moved back to the first game.

In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.

Most people pressed Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice to be unmoved.

Originally, when they saw this, they felt that the golden pill had been properly obtained.

Even the Jade Emperor is ready to settle accounts for the immortals and divide the golden pill.

But Sun Xiaokong's appearance made everyone stunned all of a sudden.

Drink like a fish?

Exposed nature?

For a while, such an idea popped up in everyone's minds.

"Haha, the transformation is coming. ”

When the Jade Emperor saw this scene, he also smiled happily, not because he wanted to win Jindan.

But the Jade Emperor knows that the idol is going to perform a wonderful show for himself again.

Tai Bai Xing and Nezha looked at each other and smiled, this time they pressed it right again.

Saying...

Shouldn't Nezha be angry at this time?

Isn't it supposed to be unhappy?

Here, Guanyin shook off Sun Xiaokong's hand, pretended to be angry and said coldly: "Hmph"

"You monk, you are so rude. ”

Li Shan's mother also pretended to be angry and said: "You monk, men and women don't kiss, how can you hold my daughter's hand?"

"Elder, look at your apprentice, you are so excessive. ”

Tang Sanzang looked at the other party, and then at Sun Xiaokong, his face was very calm, the same as just now.

Sun Xiaokong was a little puzzled and said: "Don't say that, if you want to recruit a son-in-law, then I will reluctantly agree." ”

"Although the task of learning from the experience is very heavy, but... I see that your mother and daughter are guarding such a big family business, and there is no man in the family, which is really not good. ”

"After all, the puppet is innocent. ”

"So I decided, I want to stay and protect you, and be your son-in-law, and I want you to have mercy on your third daughter. ”

As he spoke, Sun Xiaokong pulled "Pity" directly to the middle of the crowd.

continued: "My grandson Xiaokong also has no father or mother, there happens to be a master, it is better to choose a day than to hit the sun, today while the master is there, let's visit the church." ”

Tang Sanzang: ......

Pig:......

Lishan's mother, Manjushri, Fuxian: ......

A group of people in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace: ......

The most dumbfounded is Guanyin.

Guanyin is also convinced now, this dead monkey is inevitably too anxious, right?

Bah!

The point is, I seem to have set myself up now.

Dig a pit and bury yourself?

Drip!

"The anti-routine was successful, and I obtained: Jindan ×500. ”

At this moment, Sun Xiaokong was also happy, thinking: "Hehe, since the rewards are so rich, I will give you something more exciting today." ”

So, Sun Xiaokong glanced at the black bear spirit and Huang Feng Wei on the side and said, "You two, why don't you invite Master and my mother to the high hall?"

"Bajie, you will officiate at the wedding. ”

"Let's get started!"

All:......

This Nima, it's too sudden, isn't it?

It's embarrassing.

In a hurry, it was really in a hurry.

"Die... Dead man, you let go of me. Guanyin was also speechless.

Sun Xiaokong looked at her calmly and ignored her.

Of course, although everyone was confused, the Black Bear Spirit and the Yellow Wind Monster didn't want to think so much, and they immediately listened to Sun Xiaokong's words.

One hugged Tang Sanzang and put him on the upper seat of the main hall, and the other dragged Li Shan's mother and dragged her to the main hall to sit.

And Zhu Bajie, Zhu Bajie also shouted with a smile: "Worship heaven and earth!"

Of course, although everyone is confused, Guanyin is not confused.

How could Guanyin worship heaven and earth with Sun Xiaokong?

What are you kidding, even this embodiment of "pity" can't do it.

Guanyin: Even if I die today, I will never worship heaven and earth.

Then, I saw Sun Xiaokong bow directly to the door, and his hand directly pressed Guanyin's head, making her lower her head.

That's it.

Guan yin:???

Oh, my God!

Guanyin's brain exploded at this time.

To be honest, this scene is very embarrassing, a group of people, one counts as one, and none of them have yet eased up.

This operation is a bit of a robbery......

"Two worship high halls. I only heard Sun Xiaokong shout to himself directly.

Zhu Bajie's goods are too slow, and Sun Xiaokong is worried that the rhythm will be messed up.

So, he shouted directly, pulled "mercy" and turned around, and then pressed her head again, and the two of them worshiped the high hall together.

"Husband and wife worship each other. ”

Sun Xiaokong spoke, still the old operation, pressed his head, goodbye!

The whole process is seamless.

"Send it to the cave room, hahaha. This time, Zhu Bajie reacted quite quickly, and shouted in front of Sun Xiaokong.

Guanyin: Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?

"A few people ate and drank first, the Spring Festival was worth a thousand gold, and I withdrew first. I saw Sun Xiaokong talking, and ran back against "pity".

Drip!

"The anti-routine was successful, and I obtained: Jindan ×500. ”

A group of people left in the house, messy in the wind.

It's so sudden, isn't it?

The whole thing, that is, a few words of effort, is over.