Chapter 133: What I Saw in Europa (1)
Fang Guiyuan's face hasn't changed much, it's just dyed, but Chen Jiu has changed a lot, he was originally a fat face, but now he is almost like a big-headed doll.
And Chen Jiu did feel the improvement of his strength as an old man in the fight with Fang Guiyuan, but more importantly, he criticized Fang Guiyuan's performance during the fight.
"You look like this now, and you're embarrassed to do it, Fang Guiyuan, do you still want to be shameless? Don't you have a bad conscience when you beat a child!"
"I'm going to become an immortal and don't have a conscience for a long time!" Fang Guiyuan replied with righteous words.
Chen Jiu looked up to the sky and sighed, and said with vicissitudes: "I didn't expect it, I didn't expect that there would be a day when I lost a head-on fight with you, I, I ......"
Fang Daochang was on the side, with Zhang Wucai's face triumphant.
Chen Jiu sighed sadly for a while, then took out a phone, pressed the number, and said in a rough man's voice: "Hey, the police station? There is a child abuse ...... here Yes, it's very heavy, I can issue a medical certificate, and now I can send you a picture, can you come and arrest him quickly......?
"Damn, Lao Chen, you are shameless!" Fang Daochang immediately rushed up and covered Chen Jiu's mouth, and then before Chen Jiu could tell the address, he fooled the police officer opposite with the same voice and hung up the phone.
"I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, Lao Chen, you have changed! It's no longer the second dog you used to be!" Fang Guiyuan said, which was a heartache.
Chen Jiu let him snatch his phone, lay down on the sofa and rolled his eyes at him, "You have changed a lot!" by the way, Xiao Song," he turned his head to Song Shang, who was calmly watching with a garbage bag, and commanded, "You go and do your own thing, and when we are going to fight, we may have to fan you." ”
Song Shang obediently slipped away.
Chen Jiu didn't bother to mess around with him anymore, after all, Fang Guiyuan also came back because he had something to do, so he couldn't keep wasting time, so Grand Master Chen went straight in and asked directly: "Old Fang, you still have a few months to go here anyway, stay here for a few days and help me catch that alchemist!"
"I'm not available, you're dreaming!" Fang Guiyuan refused without hesitation.
"Don't refuse so quickly!" Chen Jiu told him, "Even if it's not for me, you have to worry about the alcohol!
"Alcohol?what alcohol?Have I ever brewed alcohol?" Fang Dao Chang asked with his hands around his chest and a frown.
Chen Jiu's face suddenly turned straight, he stepped forward and touched his forehead, and asked with concern: "Don't you have a fever? Why did you suddenly lose your memory? It can't make me stupid, right?"
"you!" Fang Guiyuan slapped his hand away.
"Don't be vague to me, let me tell you that your acting skills have regressed a lot recently!"
"Damn, you must force me to recall the stains on my life, don't you?!"
"You go to the manger for me, and you tricked me into drinking that thing!" Chen Jiu began to rummage through the old accounts, "I haven't settled the account with you yet!"
"Hmph...... What are you talking about that guy, I've almost forgotten about the guy who brought me dark memories......"
Although Fang Daochang did become a woman at the beginning, the "body" at that time was indeed a woman, and he was not a women's clothing boss!
You can imagine how much psychological shadow that picture brought him when he opened the wine jar at that time.
"What is the reason for your affair with that alchemist? I can make it clear first, if it were your own problem, I wouldn't interfere!"
Chen Jiu pondered and felt out the wine gourd......
"Wait!" Fang Guiyuan suddenly stopped him and snatched the gourd of the old wine.
"What are you going to do?" Chen Jiu looked at him with disdain.
Fang Guiyuan said uprightly: "How can you drink with a gourd in your current state!"
"Why didn't I see you so righteous when I first fought!"
Fang Guiyuan didn't reply, lowered his head and pinched his gourd a few times, and changed its appearance.
"Here you go, it looks much more pleasing to the eye now!" Fang Dao Chang was satisfied and handed back the wine gourd that had been successfully remodeled to Chen Jiu.
“......”
Chen Jiu took the bottle indifferently and took a sip of the pacifier.
"Didn't you communicate with me before you left, but I was chasing people and didn't have time to answer?"
"Yes, the wind is still whistling!" Fang Guiyuan recalled.
"Actually, I was in touch with that dumb guy at that time, and I forgot to hide my body in a hurry, so I had someone record ......"
"Wait, that alchemist is a mute?"
"Don't interrupt me, let me finish!" Chen Jiu glanced at Fang Guiyuan with disgust, "Why did you go out for a year and be verbose a lot......?
Chen Jiu held the bottle full of wine, and said unhappily while biting the pacifier: "When I first arrived in Europa, I was determined to integrate into the local people to experience life, and I went to a bar to find out about foreign reality for me......
"Are you embarrassed to go to a bar to say that to beautify yourself?"
"What are you doing there?" Chen Jiu glanced at him, "Let's just say that I went to that bar, and after a while and forced to drink a few bottles of wine, I was accosted by someone, and I was still a big wave of foreigners." ”
"Big wave?" Fang Daochang's narrowed eyes flashed with wisdom.
"Yes, Da Bo ......" Chen Jiu recalled that unusual night with a sigh, "You don't know, I was surrounded by a large wave of strong men with five big and three thick golden retrievers showing their chest muscles in the middle of drinking, and the feeling of blocking all the light......"
"No way, someone is looking for trouble, and I'm embarrassed not to cooperate, right? Without saying a word, I knocked down that group of people, and by the way, I caught the guy who was hiding behind his back and pretending to be a ghost. ”
"That guy is stupid, he's a big man, and he keeps yelling at what kind of noble vampire he is......" Chen Jiu smiled slightly and snorted, "It's really a noble ghost, as if he would become a bat and not a mutated corpse." ”
"That fool said, he saw that my appearance was extraordinary, the sun and the moon were elegant and extraordinary, and even the painting style was much better than the people around him, and immediately thought that I had a treasure in my hands, just like sending a few mortal men to come and test me, anyway, an oriental monk like me wouldn't just beat people, right? ”
Fang Guiyuan sat upright when he heard this, his face was serious, "Your praise of yourself made me see your shamelessness." ”
Chen Jiu smiled proudly and waved his hand, holding the bottle and pouring it into the sofa.
To be honest, Fang Daochang felt that after Chen Jiu was turned into a child, his IQ also decreased...... It's getting more and more like a child.
Yes, the black history of the little friend is one more comparison!
Fang Daochang looked at Chen Jiu with innocent eyes and complained, while quietly remembering a small book in his heart.
The stain records of the old wine are about to compete with Zhuang Xiyi!