Chapter 261: Playing with the Groom
Dunga rummaged into the small manor, opened the gates, and the convoy of relatives drove in.
The dragon tail of the convoy entered the manor, and then all stopped.
A wedding celebrant equivalent to Sister Da Yan walked out of the convoy, commanded the person who received the relatives to take out the dowry loaded in the car, and lined up to follow behind Dunga. And a few young men who acted as human ladders were on the left and right of Dunga, like bodyguards.
Dunjia smiled at Lu Yi and the others, and said, "Lu Gongzi, three handsome guys, you can follow us first, maybe you will need a few helpers later!"
Lu Yi and the others thought it was funny, so they naturally agreed.
The group walked more than 100 meters and saw a corridor where a group of women in dresses blocked the way.
One of the middle-aged women walked out with a smile, gave a slight salute to Dungar, and said according to the set procedure: "The groom, my girl has a lot, if you want to take her away, you need to drink three glasses of wine, the marriage of three lives is determined, the blind date is white, and the love is ninety-nine!"
Immediately, a woman holds a tray and offers Dunga three glasses of spirits.
When Lu Yi and the others smelled the aroma of the wine, they immediately recognized that this wine was a cup of chaos aging that must be poured!
"After drinking these three cups of aged wine, wouldn't the groom be in a coma for a few days, so how could he take his relatives home?" Where does Lu Yi understand the marriage customs and rules of the Huanglong people, and sprays indiscriminately.
Bai Shao, who was beside him, explained: "If the groom is not strong enough to drink and falls drunk in the woman's house, then he will be a son-in-law in the future, and he must serve his wife wholeheartedly and must not marry again."
However, anyone who doesn't want to be a son-in-law will be deceitful...... If you take alcohol and medicine in advance, you can basically deal with it with three glasses, but you must not drink a fourth glass. If someone toasts in the future, it will have to be topped by the accompanying brothers. ”
Lu Yi stuck out his tongue: "I see, no wonder Dunga wants us to help." ”
Lan Yi saw Lu Yi's feat of drinking spirits like drinking water, and quipped: "Husband, with you, no matter how many people come to toast, they are not afraid!"
Hua Yan also rolled her eyes at Lu Yi and muttered: "Monster!"
Lu Yi couldn't help but look at Hua Yan, a little confused: What's wrong with this girl, she has a very unhappy expression on me all day long, as if I owe her millions and don't pay it back, I didn't offend you, right?
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Dunga drank three glasses of wine and led the group forward. Sure enough, one or two female relatives would come out from time to time along the way to toast, and a few young men beside Dunga came in handy, and they vigorously blocked the wine for Dunga. Helplessly, the female family has many relatives, and these young men who are addicted to alcohol and medicine have also drunk three glasses one after another, and they have to pour it after drinking. However, the relatives who toasted were embarrassed and there was an endless stream.
Seeing this, Lu Yi walked over to Dunga with a smile, took the toast and drank it all......
Lu Yi topped dozens of glasses of wine in a row, nothing happened at all, and praised the deliciousness.
Tona and the people in the wedding party were all happy, and the people of the woman's family were depressed: Where did the groom find such a freak? Do you want to drink from our poor family? Don't do it, you don't think you need to spend money to buy this wine!
"Who else wants to honor the bridegroom? Lu Yi didn't think he had enough to drink, so he shouted.
"Hmph! You've drunk all the expensive wine, and you're going to have a ghost!" The corners of the woman's mouth twitched, and she cursed in her heart.
After this hurdle, Dunga led the welcoming party into a garden.
In the garden, a group of men and women are holding different musical instruments and playing festive music together. After the song was played, the middle-aged woman who presided over the toast just now came out again and sang: "My girl is talented, if you want to enter her pavilion, you need to play a music, a lifetime of immortals, sing together, and have many children and grandchildren!"
Seeing Lu Yi's stunned face, Bai Shao explained: "We Huanglong people love singing, and most of us know how to manipulate musical instruments. Now it's time to test the groom's musical talent, if it's too bad, you'll have to be ridiculed and embarrassed, but at most, it's going to take some time, and you'll let it go in the end. ”
Lu Yi nodded with interest.
Dunga's face was full of embarrassment at this time, took a flute, and said embarrassedly: "I'm not good at music, I'm afraid I'm going to make everyone laugh." I hope you'll let me go as soon as possible after you've laughed. ”
The people of the woman's family naturally knew Dunga's weaknesses, so they deliberately set up this game project to tease him, which is similar to the custom of playing with the bride or groom in Luyi's hometown.
Dunga played the flute nervously, but then the audience showed an expression of eating Yonedako...... The piercing sound of the flute is like scraping glass, causing everyone to grin and be in pain!
"Oh my God! It's so ugly! Please, stop, or I'll die for you!" Everyone shouted wildly in their hearts and covered their ears one after another!
finally survived a song, and everyone was sweating profusely and relieved......
"I said I was going to play with the groom, why do I feel like I was being played by him! A female relative was the first to vomit.
Another relative and friend was even more indignant, saying: "My girl is still a talented musician!
Another girl unceremoniously pointed at Dunga and said, "Uncle, you are too bad at stepping on a horse!
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In the face of everyone's cold tide and sarcasm, the crowd was surging, and Duna was a little at a loss, so he had to laugh like a fool.
Seeing that it was almost over, the middle-aged woman motioned for everyone to be quiet, and then said to Dunga, "Male groom, who among your brothers can play music? Find one of you to play a song for you, and if it satisfies us, let you pass." ”
However, several of Dunga's entourage brothers are rough people, and their music and art are only half a pound or two with Dunga, and no one dares to stand up and show ugliness.
Duna was helpless, looked at Lu Yi and the others, and asked for help: "Master Lu, I don't know who you and the three handsome guys can help me with this?"
The three girls all looked at Lu Yi...... Tianpinle is here, who dares to get an axe!
Lu Yi was also itchy for a while, and his mind moved, he opened the consciousness space from his arms and took out the "Tianyin Magic Flute......
This flute is not a product of this world, whether it is material, construction or sound effect, it is very different from the local flute, and everyone stares at it curiously.
Lu Yi walked out, saluted everyone, and said with a smile: "I'll play a song for the groom, I hope everyone will let him go as soon as possible." ”
The people, fearing that their ears would be troubled again, warned one after another......
"If it's still at my uncle's level, don't torture us!"
"Forget it, uncle, let's not embarrass each other, if your brother can't satisfy us, then each of you will send a big red envelope to pass the test. ”
Dunga is not short of money now, and he has long planned to be blackmailed and give some blood, so he agreed.
Seeing this, everyone fell silent, waiting for Lu Yi's performance......