Brother glasses' real name is Liu Ji'an, and he is also a group of sleepless people who have recently awakened. After a simple greeting, when he heard Chen Xinyan report his name and that of the other three, Liu Ji'an was so frightened that the whole person took three steps back, and his face turned into a look of surprise.

"What's wrong?" Chen Xinyan couldn't help but touch his face.

Am I that scary?

"No, it's fine. I just admire that you are so handsome, brother, and your two sisters are so beautiful, and this monk, who is so toned and strong, I really admire him. Liu Ji'an had a flattering smile on his face.

What are you kidding? Legend has it that Chen Xinyan, who likes to let others call him father, Ye Zhenzhen, who stabs people's hearts when they disagree, Mu Songbai, who can bring bad luck to others if he is in a bad mood, and Wuneng Monk who eats down the empty temple of the holy land of Buddhism, Liu Ji'an feels that he might as well be swallowed by the white python and return to the headquarters of the sleepless man.

In fact, among the favorite topics of the sleepless people, some good deeds gave the four of them nicknames, called "The Light of Father's Love" Chen Xinyan, "Ten Thousand Swords Piercing the Heart" Ye Zhenzhen, "Goddess of Doom" Mu Songbai, and "Eating Up the Buddha" Zhu Wuneng.

At this time, in the mind of Liu Ji'an, who has a clear brain and has serious persecution paranoia, he has already staged a scene of himself kneeling and crying and shouting Chen Xinyan's father, accompanied by his own crying, Ye Zhenzhen on the side of him cried and cut himself with a sword. And after accepting the abuse of these two people, he dragged his tired body on the road, but he fell into a dung pit while walking, cramped and convulsed, and Mu Songbai, the goddess of bad luck, wrote a big decay word to herself in her book of life and death. When he arrived home, he was greeted by the legendary monk Wuneng who swallowed everything and ate nothing, and ate all the food in his house, and even the skin of the wall was gnawed off.

As Liu Ji'an, a national-level persecution paranoia patient who can imagine that he was taken away by a female savage and used as a husband to suppress the village, he can think of Chen Xinyan and the four of them in his mind. Mr. Liu Ji'an still bases his fantasies on the pain of being abused in today's rumors, and he is already a rare talent. Reasonable brain holes, mixed with a lot of rumors, sprinkled with a little bit of facts, accompanied by a little fantasy sauce, cooked out a term called persecution paranoia Liu Ji'an. Rumors stop at the wise, rumors start with the retarded, he is not the mentally retarded who spreads rumors, nor is he the wise man who puts an end to rumors, in his eyes, he is just a fantasy ...... Little cutie......

Of course, the above words only exist in Liu Ji'an's mind, he never dares to say it, what if he is really beaten?

In the distance, the white python saw Liu Ji'an fleeing in the direction of Chen Xinyan and the others, but did not chase it, but glanced at it with interest, and finally left everyone with a playful look, as if to say, Xiao'er, you have the ability to chase me.

You chase me, if you chase me, I'll let you, hehehehe.

"Hey, my temper, this snakeskin thing is too arrogant, it's unbearable, it's unbearable, my uncle can't bear it, and my aunt can't bear it. What do you say?" Chen Xinshen was obviously despised by the ecstatic eyes of the white python.

"Scare him!" Mu Songbai was indignant.

"Snake soup is good, it can be used for beauty. Ye Zhenzhen said casually.

"Amitabha, today the poor monk is the Dharma who does not know love. The fat ball monk also said with a serious face.

Very good, agreed.

Chen Xinyan nodded with satisfaction, turned his head to Liu Ji'an and said, "Brother glasses, are you going to make an appointment?"

Liu Ji chuckled in peace and smiled reluctantly: "Brother, we won't make an appointment." I'll wait for you to come back. ”

What are you kidding, brother, I just escaped death from the mouth of this white python, and I am careful that my liver has not yet calmed down, and now I am invited to go back to send a wave, which is too inhumane. I, Liu Ji'an, the only hope left of our team, I won't be so easily led!

"Okay, I was negligent, Brother Glasses was just scared by the white python, and he won't go with us. Chen Xinshen sighed.

Liu Ji'an: "......"

Brother, can you see through it without saying it? Or do you think that such a simple method of agitation will work for me? You underestimate me Liu Ji'an. Brother glasses silently pushed his eyes, and a cold light called wisdom flashed on the lenses.

"I'm sorry everyone, I'm really a little timid, go ahead, I'm waiting for you here, farewell. Brother glasses said with a cherished expression on his face, clenching his fists.

Seeing that Liu Ji'an insisted on staying alone, Chen Xinyan didn't insist, beckoned to Mu Songbai and the others, and continued to follow the white python.

The strange thing is that the white python slowed down this time, and even stopped rampage along the way, and converged a lot. Chen Xinyan and the others saw that they had already been exposed, so they simply followed the white python a few hundred meters behind him openly. The white python crawled all the way, and soon burrowed into a thick fog.

The fog was mixed with a strange fragrance and gusts of fishy wind, as thick as a cloud on the ground.

"Be careful, it's miasma. Ye Zhenzhen suddenly said loudly.

"Miasma? I thought it was only in fiction. Chen Xinyan was a little curious.

Seeing this, Mu Songbai explained with a smile: "Miasma is actually the poisonous gas generated by the decay of animals and plants, I don't know how many animals and plants die here every day, coupled with the hot and humid air here, it naturally creates conditions for the production of miasma." Spring is called grass miasma, and although it doesn't have a big effect on us sleepless people, nausea and dizziness can still occur. But don't worry, my Taoist Golden Light Mantra can condense the Golden Light Protective Body, and the miasma won't have a big impact on us. ”

"Sister Songbai, why bother you with the miasma, look at me. The fat ball monk patted his chest, looking confident.

"You?" Chen Xinshen asked the fox, "Are you going to ......?"

The fat ball monk didn't speak, and walked forward. I saw that his mouth was open, his chest was erect, and his round fat belly kept collapsing down.

"Swallow the world and swallow the world, I eat the mountains and rivers. The fat ball monk looked like a starving ghost reincarnated, his mouth was wide open, and his tongue was spit out.

Chen Xinyan held his forehead and sighed: "Is this the gluttonous skill of Bajie's new learning, how does it feel a bit like a fat dog." ”

As soon as the eight words of the fat ball monk came out, a figure of the Dharma Appearance slowly appeared behind him, with yellow fur, white belly, round body, tail upturned, buttocks plump and sexy and firm, without any downward weight. There is a bit of ** in the blur of the eyes, but it is strong and confident, and anyone who sees the eyes of this law seems to fall into a state of annoyance.

As if to confirm what Chen Xinyan said, this is a round and obese version of the Shiba Inu law.