Chapter 27: Visiting the Temple Fair (Part II)
Fang Guiyuan took Xu Chong to finish dancing the lion, and threw the flower hydrangea he grabbed to others.
"I don't want it!" Xu Zhong hugged the hydrangea with a reluctant expression.
He couldn't take this thing into the City God's Mansion.
"Alas, keep it as a souvenir, and if you can't do it, send it back?"
"Then why don't you keep it as a souvenir?" Xu Zhong threw the hydrangea to Fang Guiyuan again.
Fang Guiyuan put away the hydrangea casually, "Keep it, keep it, I'm not afraid of having one more thing in my collection!"
He has been in the Tao for thousands of years, and he is almost a thousand years old even if he is still a mortal, and the miscellaneous and useless things that he inadvertently left behind before are almost a mountain, okay!
Here, in order not to arouse everyone's doubts, I will specially explain the way in which the cultivation world calculates lifespan-
In the world of cultivation, what is advocated is that after the path of cultivation, there is a new life. Therefore, when a cultivator has truly come into contact with his own path, and after the dust is broken, he will invalidate the previous life span as a mortal and start recalculating it with the moment of initiation.
And before Fang Guiyuan officially worshipped his unreliable master as his teacher, he was unfortunately reincarnated twice, and it was only for the third time that he was introduced to the path of cultivation by his master.
At that time, in order to show his importance to Fang Guiyuan's apprentice, his master gave Fang Guiyuan all the remaining things he collected from Fang Guiyuan's previous two lives as a meeting gift-
From the baby bib he used when he was a child, to the rice bowl he used to eat the last bowl of rice before he took his last breath.
And Fang Guiyuan was still young and ignorant at that time, and he was moved by his master...... directly knelt down and bowed to the teacher, and put away those things preciously......
Then those things became the unbearable weight of Fang Guiyuan's life in his cultivation career, a proper black history!
Now I can't help but burst into tears when I think about it......
"Why do you suddenly look so stinky?" Xu Zhong was surprised.
This...... Why did you suddenly change your face? It's just a hydrangea to collect, not something strange......
"It's nothing, I just thought of something bad before...... Fang Guiyuan exhaled deeply and drove his apprentice's master out of his memory.
Even if his master is now an immortal, he can't let go of the grievances between them!
"Let's go, let's keep playing!" Fang Guiyuan waved at Xu Chong.
Xu Zhong followed.
Then he was taken by Fang Guiyuan to the front of the major game stalls and began to crush a group of children......
Xu Zhong: ...... Lao Tzu's holiday is just a few days, don't waste it on me, okay?!!!
It's a pity that I can't beat it......
After being forcibly dragged to turn all the game stalls around, people almost went home for dinner, temporarily stopped and waited for the evening to make trouble again, and Fang Guiyuan also stopped.
Xu Zhong also breathed a sigh of relief, "This temple fair is going to be lively all night, now I have to wait until the evening, go, it's time for me to take the real person to you to play!"
"What? Where are you taking me?"
"Go online and play! The real person has been hidden for so long, he must not have played with that thing~" Xu Zhong spoke with a faint pride.
Although he has only encountered this thing on the Internet for a short time, he can usually play in the New Year, but compared to Fang Guiyuan, who is always in the mountains, he must be a master!
Senior Fang Guiyuan: I'm afraid you haven't seen the latest version of the computer in my Qiankun bag and the super high level of my game......
However, Fang Guiyuan is not the kind of person who will hit others, and he looked ashamed when he pushed half of it, so he asked Xu Zhong to take him to the Internet café and opened a private room.
Xu Chong turned on the computer with emotion, and then entered a website.
"In the past, when I practiced, what I longed for was longevity, but now I am the Yin God of the Underworld, immortality is immortality, but there is no freedom, everything has to be done according to the rules, and I finally have to get in touch with some new things and have to play in time...... Alas. ”
“...... So that's why you took advantage of me to listen to you and kill my game character?" "I didn't expect you to be of a low level, but your routine is not shallow!"
"No, how is it possible!" Xu Zhong began to pretend to be innocent, "Haven't you been excited for a long time!"
Fang Guiyuan: Hehe, you guy who doesn't respect your elders!
After playing with Xu Zhong a few more times, and abusing this rookie inside and out, Fang Guiyuan relieved the hatred in his heart.
Xu Chong saw that he was powerless to fight back, so he simply quit the game page and began to read the novel.
As a result, he sighed again, "I don't know if the person who wrote this article has taken the wrong medicine recently, and it is updated every day, didn't he drag the king before?"
Fang Guiyuan was a little familiar with this situation......! It's the ...... in the big red
Fang Daochang: Poor Dao does good deeds without leaving a name!
Sitting next to him and following Xu Zhong to finish reading the article he was chasing, and by the way, he played a game of elimination, Fang Guiyuan felt a little bored.
Looked at the time - "It's night, let's go out for a walk!"
Xu Zhong doesn't have any Internet addiction, he is greedy for freshness, and the temple fair is indeed much more interesting than surfing the Internet......
Walking to the road outside, there were already more people, Fang Guiyuan suddenly pointed to a girl dressed very beautifully and said, "Why don't we make a bet?"
"But what if you lose?"
"If anyone loses, they will become rabbits and run around your City God Temple thirty times!"
Xu Zhong looked at the girl and raised his eyebrows at Fang Guiyuan, "Okay......! Shall I come first?"
"You go first, you go first!
"Go, go!" Xu Zhong snorted, and then turned into an old and depressed old beggar, holding a cane in one hand and a broken bowl in the other, pretending to be casual, and came to the front of the girl.
"Give ...... Give me some money, I'm hungry......" Xu Zhong opened his cloudy eyes and looked at the girl beggingly.
"Ah......" The girl looked like she had a good living environment since she was a child, and looking at such an old man, she was moved by compassion for a while.
But when I think of the news about "fake beggars" recently...... Besides, she doesn't have much money on her......
Xu Zhong didn't just go to her to sell pity, but also walked around with a bowl. Although it was a bit bad to encounter such an incident during the Chinese New Year, most people couldn't help it and threw some money into the heavy bowl.
The girl kept looking at Xu Chong's figure, feeling that if she didn't do anything to help others if she had extra money in her hand, she couldn't get over it on her conscience......
She walked up to Xu Zhong and gave him ten yuan, then stopped, perhaps to make up for ignoring him just now, and gave him another twenty.
Xu Zhong hurriedly thanked her, and then dragged the figure slowly disappeared into the crowd.
"Thirty yuan! It's time for you to go!" Xu Zhong took the money and shook it at Fang Guiyuan.
Fang Guiyuan smiled disdainfully at him.
Then he twisted his body and turned into a big fat orange cat, and went straight to the girl with his eyes and screams!
The girl screamed in surprise, squatted down and tried to touch the orange cat.
Seeing this, Fang Guiyuan immediately turned out his belly, trying to sell cuteness, and swept the girl's hand with his tail one by one.
"Are you hungry?" the girl picked up the orange cat and gently touched its back, "Then shall I take you to eat?"
Fang Guiyuan took advantage of the situation and called.
Then I was successfully taken by the girl to a small restaurant that was still open, and ordered a few cooked foods that animals could eat......
Well, I heard that orange cats have a strong appetite, and their big fat family also eats with their family, so it should be fine......
And it did prove that the orange cat had a strong appetite - he ate three whole plates!
The prices add up to more than thirty!
Succeeded in eating the girl poor.
Fang Guiyuan buried his head and secretly gave Xu Zhong a look: I won!
Xu Chong: ??? still have this kind of operation?
But in the end, they didn't really let the girl break the bank, Xu Chong made a temporary cameo appearance as the owner of the orange cat Fang Guiyuan, and as a "thanks", he not only returned the money, but also made her a whole.
Fang Guiyuan touched his cat's belly: Are you ready?
Xu Zhong was indignant: You are cheating!
Fang Guiyuan: That's the money for eating by ability, where is the cheating? If you lose, you lose, you will give me a rabbit to jump tomorrow!