CHAPTER XXXIV
When I stood on the top and looked at the thirty or so people below, looking at each other from both sides, I thought for the first time that I might have been caught in the door to bet against Qingli Shangshen.
Early this morning, Shao Hao and I came to teach these disciples the method of the Immortal Dao.
At first, I thought that after all, I was also an immortal who had heard the Buddha's lectures from the Buddha in the West, and I had never eaten pork, and I had seen pigs run......
Ahem, of course, this is not meant to insult the Buddha......
So when Shaohao Shenjun gave them a lecture, I just watched from the side, behaving dignifiedly, not at all.
After all, Shaohao Shenjun is an ancient god, and the cultivation paths he said are all inherited from the Yuan Shi Tianzun, I see that after he finished speaking, many students showed expressions of enlightenment, thinking that they had been influenced and improved.
When it's time for me, I'm done.
I suddenly found that I ...... the scriptures and the methods of cultivating immortals that the Buddha preached back then.
I forgot about it!
I began to square myself, and then in a long silence and embarrassment, I looked at my disciples face to face.
Shao Hao originally looked at me with a light smile, but then the smile gradually disappeared and he looked at me with his eyebrows.
I looked at him as if I was begging for help, not knowing what to do.
It's so good that you don't die, His Royal Highness Yue Ge spoke at this time: "Xiaobai, why don't you speak, I didn't sleep for you." ”
Forehead...... When Shao Hao was teaching, Yue Ge completely fell asleep.
Before I could say anything, Shao Hao smiled and spoke: "I forgot to tell you, Xuanhuang Pavilion is now me and Yaoguang Shangxian are in charge, I have asked Yun Tong to order, if there are people who are not good at their studies and are slack, they will clean up and down Xuanhuang Pavilion and fast." Everyone is a person with a fairy fate, and the art of Bigu has to be learned sooner or later, so it is better to adapt to it in advance. ”
Hearing this, I was dumbfounded.
The gods and immortals have learned a lot of the art of Bigu, so generally speaking, they can survive without eating, the problem is that there are no immortals who can live without eating all the time, and there is actually not much difference between immortals and people, in terms of eating. The Protoss is okay, as far as I know, the Fox Clan seems to be one who doesn't practice the art of opening the valley......
Hiss...... Shao Hao, this is this, want to kill His Royal Highness Yue Ge?
Hiss...... No wonder he was just lightly ...... by the clouds
It's terrible for a man to hold a grudge......
His Royal Highness Yue Ge was rarely stupid once, and stood up suddenly: "Okay, you Shaohao, you want to announce your personal vendetta and play me to death?"
"Do you need me to declare a personal vendetta for slacking off on your studies? It's just a rule, and I was going to do it before I came to class. Shaohao was calm and dignified.
His Royal Highness Yue Ge sneered: "What kind of bullshit study, does Lao Tzu need to learn? I have long passed the immortal level, and I am the prince of the fox clan, born with an immortal fetus, what is the difference between learning and not learning?"
"Don't think that you are the prince of the fox clan and you can act willfully," Shao Hao said coldly, "I don't care who you are, since you have come here to practice, you have to listen to me regardless of age and rank!
Yue Ge pointed at him angrily for a long time, unable to say a word.
Shao Haoyun stabbed him lightly: "Not to mention that you can't say that the Emperor of Heaven will replace me, even if you can do this, your father has to give me a face, I, the god level, is not a joke, as long as I want to, the god can teach whoever he wants, teach whoever he wants!"
In my heart, I silently gave His Royal Highness Yue Ge some wax.
In this game, Shaohao Shenjun won completely.
The disciples below didn't dare to squeak, and they didn't understand why these two people suddenly got together.
Alas, Shaohao Shenjun has long seen that His Royal Highness Yue Ge is not pleasing to the eye, and now that he has seized the opportunity, it is inevitable to announce personal vendettas.
His Royal Highness Yue Ge couldn't bear it anymore: "Shao Hao, don't forget why I was imprisoned in the forbidden land of the fox clan and sent to Zhongnan Mountain for training, it's not because you robbed my relatives on my wedding day!"
"Are you embarrassed to blame this god?If it weren't for your Yanchuan saying that you would marry me, why would this god be forced to live in Qingqiu?!"
"If it weren't for the fact that I wanted to marry you, I wouldn't have been seen as seducing the gods to shame the fox clan and being sent here!"
The two of them are-for-tat and do not back down from each other.
However, the onlookers who ate melons were already shocked......
Well, gossip has always been human nature, and God is no exception.
"It turns out that Shaohao Shenjun and His Royal Highness Yue Ge have this kind of relationship......"
"I really can't see it, I can't see it, I thought the two of them had a grudge. ”
"Look at this posture, not only is there hatred, but also love and hate. ”
"Amitabha, asking what is the situation in the world, tells people to break their sleeves and get along. ”
"Sins and sins, we can be regarded as witnessing a great event today. ”
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Listening to these discussions, I: "............"
Well, there is nothing to say.
Out of kindness, I couldn't come out and play the round.
"Okay, okay, if you continue to argue like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to teach today. ”
Although I can't ask for it, I'm afraid that if I continue to quarrel like this, in the eyes of the disciples of Xuanhuang Pavilion, Shaohao Shenjun and His Royal Highness Yue Ge are really good for Longyang.
Yue Ge glared at Shao Hao unconvinced: "Today, I will give Xiaobai a face." ”
Shao Hao chuckled: "Each other." ”
Finally, these two people were quiet, but the Xuanhuang Pavilion disciple whispered again.
"In my opinion, His Royal Highness Yue Ge still has a god monarch in his heart, and this gives the immortal face, but it's just an excuse. ”
"Yes, yes, I think so, Brother Tianqi is worthy of being the first person in Xuanhuang Pavilion to break his sleeves, and he is more transparent than us when he sees things. ”
"It's not me who said it, it's the same ...... my family."
I raised my forehead and sighed, Zhang Tianqi, who spoke, was the former colleague of His Royal Highness Yue Ge, well, Xuanhuang Pavilion was the first to break his sleeve.
In order to prevent the rumors from becoming more and more violent, I coughed lightly twice and said, "Okay, there is no need to talk about it, today, I will talk about some Dharma things for you to hear." But I don't know much about you, so why don't you ask me and I'll answer?"
The disciples naturally responded: "Yes, Shangxian." ”
The first one to ask me was that Zhang Tianqi: "Shangxian, I have learned the Dharma Immortal Dao, but now it seems that I have fallen into a bottleneck and cannot make progress, and please tell Shangxian how to get out of this bottleneck?"
He asked so sincerely, I pretended to have to answer him.
"Buddhism is about fate, willfulness, and randomness. You haven't been practicing the Dharma for too long, and the problem now is that you're too eager for quick success, and you know, it's the foundation of the Dharma that depends on fate. ”
It turns out that even if I am blind, the identity of the immortal is here, and what I say is nonsense, Zhang Tianqi also thinks that it is a wise saying, and immediately thanked him and sat down.
I was secretly glad that the next few people were also dealt with by me in this way, and the matter of teaching passed like this today.
It's just that I didn't expect that when I returned to the West Pavilion, the god of Heng Chu would stand in front of my door.
Looks like they're still waiting for me.